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Saturday, 12. February 2022 |
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Added joe king.
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20:55
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Changed the conversation topic to "queer pasture".
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Added Agares.
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Changed the conversation picture:
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20:55
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| Agares |
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Yeah that works
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20:55
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| joe king |
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Sorry my brain was spitting out words at me and i was like Gay people gay peope gay people. What is it called when you round up a bunch of things together. Pasture
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20:55
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But it sounds like gay cowboy home
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20:55
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| Agares |
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Phila wants a gay cowboy home
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20:56
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| joe king |
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valid.
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20:56
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ok so wally andphila and friend are going to Arthurs mansion. Fuck im gonna have to say arthur
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20:57
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or they can already be there
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20:57
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| Agares |
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I guess Cendric and Jenks are going to see Ed and Max’s fashion place they are the ones with the clothing store right or am I insane
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20:58
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| joe king |
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Yes they are
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21:00
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but also not really amansion just a big ass townhouse
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21:01
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when i say mansion i think of old timey victorian house. Which applys to where wally lived but not the nilsens
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21:01
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| Agares |
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Friend’s mansion is basically a renovated Victorian house
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21:02
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| joe king |
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nilsenhouse has GLASS WALLS
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21:04
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mot really but those gisnt windows. you know what i mean
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21:04
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| Agares |
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Cendric and Jenks are not going to like that they have never been in the surface sun actually usually they get no sun they live in a cave
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21:05
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| joe king |
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LMAO
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21:07
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| Agares |
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Also they can’t usually touch grass because it’s all astroturf
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21:08
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| joe king |
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thats so sad.
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21:09
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| Agares |
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Who decided the name for fake grass was astroturf it fucks way too hard for plastic grass
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21:09
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| joe king |
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my school uses real grass on there football field and just mows it before every game
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21:10
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| Agares |
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Idk what grass is at my school
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21:10
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| joe king |
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Green blades usually
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21:11
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| Agares |
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About to go speak with my father before he departs
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21:11
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| joe king |
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Alright
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21:11
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| Agares |
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Nvm not yet
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21:12
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My moms coworker just left e.l. Fudge cookies and Swiss rolls on our steps very normal
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21:13
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| joe king |
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Whats e l
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21:19
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| Agares |
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Like Earnie Keebler
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21:22
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| joe king |
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Ernie leebler?
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21:26
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| Agares |
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Okay I’ve said goodbye to my dad I think I should be good to start now
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21:38
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| joe king |
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| ‟ | Ernie leebler?
— joe king, 12.02.2022 21:26 |
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| ‟ | Ernie leebler?
— joe king, 12.02.2022 21:26 |
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| ‟ | Ernie leebler?
— joe king, 12.02.2022 21:26 |
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21:43
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| Agares |
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Eairngief l#kwdiha
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| joe king |
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| ‟ | Ernie leebler?
— joe king, 12.02.2022 21:26 |
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21:43
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Changed the conversation topic to "Ernie Leebler?".
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21:43
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| Agares |
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Okay
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21:44
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| joe king |
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Ok im ready now
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21:44
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w: (walks up the steps) what if some one threw a rock in their house
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21:45
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| Agares |
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P: sounds like a good idea wanna test
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21:45
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| joe king |
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w: uhhhh
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21:46
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| Agares |
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F: NO
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21:46
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| joe king |
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ar: hello i knew i heard someone out here.who are you two youngsters
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21:46
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w: wally price of the underworld.no funny business(angryface)
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21:47
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| Agares |
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P: Prince Philadelphia of the Underworld but you can call me Prince Phila
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21:47
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| joe king |
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ar: lol. are you their guardian
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21:48
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ar: miss ????????!?
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21:48
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F: Friend. I know it’s strange but my name is Friend
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21:48
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| joe king |
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d: Dad this is friend and her family ive been teling you all week that you wanted them to visit.i even sent them invitation cards with Our business cards inside
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GOD DAMN IT I SAID FATHA
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21:49
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| Agares |
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DOAKOAKSJAISKA
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21:49
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| joe king |
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ar: ohhhh yeah the queen thing. shakes friends hand its a pleasure for you to acquaint me im arthur nilsen head of the nilsen corporation. you may know us for being the owners of one of the tallest skyscrapers in verdens
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ar: points off into the distance that one
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d: (fixes his hand to point a little to the left more) wrong one dad.that one isnt even that tall
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21:51
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ar: yes son you are correct thank you.
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21:51
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| Agares |
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P: Hello Mr.Nilsen you are going to he- Friend covers his mouth
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21:51
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ar: excuse me son
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21:51
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| Agares |
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P: looks directly at Friend you’re going to have a wonderful time with us I can tell
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21:53
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ar: i concur young man.
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21:56
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d: uhhh friend,phila,wally let me show you around
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21:56
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| Agares |
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F: lead the way Devi
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21:56
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P: if you have to.
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21:57
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| joe king |
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w: (death threats)
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quiet ones
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21:57
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| Agares |
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Wally screams death threats as soon as he enters the building
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21:57
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| joe king |
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HELP
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21:57
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ar: really devi? im the one who built this house AND a company which i was so kind to employ you into AND even,well ill show you all
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21:59
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ar: it was a tough endeavor,but i made sure it was done
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21:59
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ar: (lets everyone inside and on a singular end table is a kitten jigsaw puzzle,probably no more than 100~ pieces)
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22:00
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| Agares |
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P: Sick puzzle Mr.Nilsen
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22:01
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Nilsen fuck
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22:01
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Devi is the Nilson
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22:01
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HWJSLXKKF
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ar: this is uh. door room
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ar: for like,when you come in through the door and this is the first thing you see.
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22:02
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w: (being all weird and suspicious and creeping around like hes looking for something)
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22:03
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| Agares |
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F: I understand most of my downstairs is staged haha. Stop that please Wally
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22:03
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w: just making sure theres no cameras.
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22:03
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ar: ah no only a couple interspersed throughout the house no worries
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22:04
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w: (rabid)
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22:04
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| Agares |
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P: Hey if Prince Wally does anything weird just understand that he’s not really used to this kind of thing
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22:04
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d: hes what they call a toothpickian
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22:05
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ar: ?
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22:05
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w: a town. dont go there you will die
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22:05
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F: oh brother why did you bring it up Devi
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22:05
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ar: ah like chernobyl! i see
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22:05
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| Agares |
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P: HAHhah. Well I used to live there and I’m not exactly you know.
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ar: ?
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d: um dad. well when i said that friend was queen i didnt tell you the whole story
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22:06
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F: dearie you can stop telling him things he doesn’t have to know
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22:07
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d: shes queen of hell... and also,thats where i was for the past couple days when i missed work....
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22:07
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d: so ive been to hell before
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22:07
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ar: oh.Wouldnt expect anything less from you son
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22:07
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ar: it is a real damn pleasure to meet satan actually.
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22:08
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P: she can prove it to you if you want. Pull out the scythe Friend
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22:08
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ar: uninterested
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22:08
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| Agares |
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F: no
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22:08
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| joe king |
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ar: does satan like champagne?
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d: dad no.you are going to die
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22:09
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F: yes of course I do thank you :) (SHUT UP DEVI)
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22:09
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| joe king |
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ar: alright let me lead you to the ballroom.
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22:09
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ar: which,when you go through there,will lead you to the dining room
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22:10
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ar: (walks to a almost completely empty room minus a tiny bar and small stage) yep.the ballroom.i have no idea why i built this
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22:11
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| Agares |
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P: this place is smaller than our mansion it’s pretty nice here though for the space limitations (y)
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22:11
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| joe king |
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w: so much empty space
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22:11
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| Agares |
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F: I do like it here it’s decorated very well I love the windows too lets in a lot of the sun that’s up here
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22:13
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ar: this is where we will be eating when the other guests devi schedules to arrive are here
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22:14
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| Agares |
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P: other. Guests? Who else will we be eating tonight with?
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22:14
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d: cendric,and jenks,and
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22:15
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d: my cousin.
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22:15
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ar: i hope you enjoy the chandelier i actually bought it from an old catholic church.
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22:16
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| Agares |
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F: oh that’s lovely I’m a Christian myself you know
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22:16
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ar: but it fits perfectly with the minimalistic yet timeless nature of my home doesnt it?
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22:16
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ar: oh ive never read a bible but you know all religions are correct to me.
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22:17
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| Agares |
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F: oh. Okay well it’s nice that you accept all some people are afraid that I’m going to end up with a national religion in hell but I know life from different perspectives and I know that’s not the right thing to do
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22:18
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F: I just find faith comforting
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22:20
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w: (has a security camera in his hand)
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22:20
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d: (phone rings) hehe
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22:21
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d: oh umm i have to take this call
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ar: go ahead son i will takw care of the guests.
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22:22
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ar: i assume its work related? maybe your coworker tanya checking in to make sure your productivity levels are at an all time high during the weekend?
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22:23
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d: yes dad
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22:23
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ar: thats good. my son is good
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22:23
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P: whispers to Friend (he’s talking to his gay boyfriend)
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22:23
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F: This Tanya sounds nice do they have any relations out of work? Excuse me picking I just want to learn more about you guys
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22:24
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P: (he can’t date her he has a boyfriend)
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22:25
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F: shush it Phila
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22:25
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ar: sure
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22:27
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ar: i mean theyve gone out for lunch several times i dont see why they arent engaged yet
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22:27
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F: it can be rough sometimes I’m very lucky Wally has already chosen a partner, they aren’t engaged at the moment but unless they break up I won’t have to worry about his dating life
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22:29
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ar: oh whos the unlucky girl
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22:30
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w: well actually im a homosexual i think.
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ar: oh. Okay
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22:30
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ar: you know ive met quite a few homosexuals in my time. even my buddy eric
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22:30
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F: well yeah me too I’m just positive for whatever Wally wants
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22:31
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P: I hope Devi gets back soon.
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22:32
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ar: why so boy
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22:32
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| Agares |
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P: I don’t know I’m not really one for speaking of relationships like that I don’t have one. I’m more of a business investor kind of guy
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22:33
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P: soooo. I’ve heard that you do a lot of business
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22:33
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ar: thats a good way to be have you ever heard of bitcoin?
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22:34
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| Agares |
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P: uh. Well yeah of course cryptocurrency is very interesting isn’t it just high risk I usually stick to stocks?
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22:34
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P: well stocks as my main you know my portfolio is properly diversified already I’m set up to double my independent worth in the next 10 years did you know that pretty neat
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22:35
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ar: i like your funny words son.
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22:36
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| Agares |
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P: what kind of companies do you own shares in
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22:38
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| joe king |
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ar: the. Good ones.
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22:38
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| Agares |
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P: oooooookkayyyyy.
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22:38
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ar: darm i dont know ask my stand ins
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22:38
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| Agares |
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F: man I wish I had stand ins so many boring meetings and stuff
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22:39
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ar: i dont know if anyone in this world looks like you enough to fool anyone miss
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F: awwww thank you
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22:41
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ar: as for me mostly every middle age man in verdens gets the same hairstyle,same suit,we even have the same green eyes sometimes.most of my stand ins are browneyed but no one cares
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22:42
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| Agares |
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F: I came from being the same as everyone in my family. Well not everyone but as far as I can tell there’s always at least one like I was from my family around
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F: it’s very strange I’d consider my situation unique but maybe it’s a little more genetic than I initially thought
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22:44
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P: so what kind of drinks do you have here that aren’t alcoholic? Any soda? I know it’s really gross and sugary to some people but I like it
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22:47
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daceys at my door sorry ive just been listening to them stalk me
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22:48
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It’s okay
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22:49
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| joe king |
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ar: the tapppp??????
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22:49
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| Agares |
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P: psshhhh not even filtered I’m going to lose my sh……… I guess tap will do sir. Or you can give me champagne too whatever you feel like
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22:50
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| joe king |
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ar: you are much too young
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ar: arent you eight?
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22:51
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P: I’m 14
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| joe king |
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ar: oh.son do you want to know what i was doing when i was 14
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ar: i was fishing,
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22:52
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ar: was a big fisher. caught all the trout in norway
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22:52
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| Agares |
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Brb
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22:53
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| joe king |
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ok
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22:53
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ar: do you like fishing.
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22:53
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| Agares |
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P: agh I fucking love fishing dude!!! Oh I mean fishing is cool moves away in fear from Friend
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Okay that wasn’t very long
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22:54
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God jerma is so attractive. Ok continuing i just thought this was funny
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| Agares |
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Yeah it is
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22:54
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P: I don’t get to go fishing
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22:55
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ar: well,i dont know anywhere in verdens thatll let you fish but maybe there is a place in whatsitcalled
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ar: toothpick.
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22:55
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| Agares |
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P: hmmm there is a river but I don’t think fish live there for whatever reason
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22:56
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| joe king |
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w: its all the dark energy from the shadows
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w: killing them like a radioactive poison
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22:56
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| Agares |
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F: no that’s wrong. it’s probably actual radioactivity knowing toothpick
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w: ...
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ar: (gets out phone) where can i find this toothpick place?
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22:57
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| Agares |
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F: nono you can’t find it don’t go there
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F: didn’t we already say you’d die
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22:58
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ar: toothpick town. hm. it only shows pictures of tiny houses made of toothpicks
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22:58
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ar: why would i die exactly?
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22:59
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F: a lot of things going on there. It’s crawling with demons and such
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23:00
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P: if you find anything on it it’s all urban legends and stuff it’s not THAT cool it’s just a garbage almost ghost town
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23:00
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P: why couldn’t we stay on the fishing thing for longer why did the topic have to go to my hometown
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23:01
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P: I have too much paperwork and tv interviews and stuff to do to go somewhere and fish. If I’m not doing work I’m somewhere near so if I’m needed I can get there but usually I’m just too tired to go out so I play video games instead
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Do I see piss
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Sunday, 13. February 2022 |
| joe king |
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Yes
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Wednesday, 23. February 2022 |
| joe king |
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ar: ah yes this sounds like child things.
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20:09
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| Agares |
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P: ahem yeah. May I be excused I’ll be back in a minute
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20:10
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d: what should i wear tonight : )
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20:11
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d: no im not wearing those pants they’re too tight.
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20:12
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P: comes out of cast DEVI NILSEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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20:12
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| joe king |
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d: excuse me. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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20:13
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a: hey why are you yellinh
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20:14
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d: oh god i thought i put you on mute youre on SPEAKER. say hi to phila
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a: hiiiiiiii philllllaaaaaaaa.
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20:14
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P: get the FUCK off of your phone takes Devi’s phone and join us at dinner I do not give a shit (holds phone up to mouth level to make sure the mic catches him) what the HELL you guys are talking about
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20:15
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a: our plans to murder a certain kid
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20:16
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a: you are a big troublemaker you know that? give devi back his phone or youre grounded
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20:17
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a: (hehe)
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20:17
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d: (head in hands)
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20:17
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P: ohh oh I’ll kill you both faster then you could even well get hands on me. Devi with shadow powers and you? Well you’re such a surfie I yet I could possess you too. Friend’s in the other room you take shit from me
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20:18
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| joe king |
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a: (teleports and takes the phone from phila while its cracking up from the close signal)
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20:19
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P: (lights flicker while he freaks out and goes into cast) FUCK!!! FRIEND!!!!!!
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20:19
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| joe king |
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a: (and gives it back to devi) ill see you tonight winkwonk
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a: (gone.)
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d: :]
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ar: christ is that your kid?
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20:20
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F, ignoring it all: eheheh. sips champagne I don’t know.. Am I allowed to have more of this by the way or do you put a drink limit on your dinner parties
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20:21
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| joe king |
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ar: drink limit?
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20:22
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ar: no . that would be terribly hypocritical of me
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20:22
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| Agares |
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F: great! I’m new to Verdens so I don’t know the normal proceedings here
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20:23
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| joe king |
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w: (taking apart the security camera) maybe you should go check on phila
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20:25
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w: what if hes done killed mr nilsen
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ar: you cant kill my son. : /
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20:25
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F: HAHAHA YOURE SOOO FUNNY WALLY you’re right I’ll be back doesn’t even use the door just into cast
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20:26
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| joe king |
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ar: ?
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20:27
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w: (looks at arthur with pitying,knowing,jaded eyes)
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20:27
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d: (head in hands face red gay as hell)
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20:28
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| Agares |
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F: out of cast hey the fuck is happening you’re scaring Arthur and now Wally is all alone with him
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20:28
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P: he’s GAY
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20:29
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| joe king |
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d: no im not i was just talking to adrian
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20:29
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d: and your terrible son had to steal my phone and interject himself into our conversation
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20:29
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| Agares |
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F: okay so you mean you were being gay. Boo hoo! you invited us here!
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20:30
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| joe king |
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d: yes but its all for my father. he loves connections. if your sons do anything weird he likely wont remember it im not too worried about that. but i feel like me being a homosexual might stick
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20:31
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d: so please keep your mouths shut and let us continue this dinner party in peace.
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20:31
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| Agares |
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F: alright. (Summons scythe) Prince Phila this is a professional meeting, stop acting out or I’ll stop being so nice. There will be more distractions when the other guests arrive but until then we must carry out a simple discussion like normal in the underworld. You could be a little tamer than regular demonspeak though these are humans we’re talking about they’re extremely fragile
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20:34
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| joe king |
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d: im not fragile miss
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20:35
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| Agares |
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F: that’s because you’ve only talked to us nice underworlders, understand?
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20:36
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P: reveals self okay okay god… Just don’t let Adrian ground me
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20:36
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| joe king |
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d: hes playing with you
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20:37
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| Agares |
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P: oh and can I have some of your drink mom. Pleaseee?
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20:38
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F: no??? Why even ask
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20:38
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F: literally right after screaming fuck dude no way
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20:39
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| joe king |
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d: gosh
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20:40
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d: lets go
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20:40
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w: ah yes i do dabble in the occult occasionally
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20:41
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| Agares |
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F: tada! Not dead Mr. Nilsen
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20:41
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| joe king |
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ar: mhm mhm interesting. oh hi son.
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20:41
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| Agares |
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P: yet.
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20:41
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| joe king |
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d: (averting eye contact)
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20:41
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w: i hunt demons and shadows on the surface,so if you ever see any
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20:42
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ar: well actually......
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20:42
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d: hello dad! lets eat now
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20:42
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ar: oh but we cant. the other guests arent here. and wasnt one of our kin suppost to come? have some manners son i know i didnt raise you like this
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20:43
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d: (well you didnt raise me much at all)
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20:43
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| Agares |
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P: your poor manners are noted Devi. Your many many poor manners this and talking to your…… friend for ages god. God. It’s alright I excuse them
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20:44
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| joe king |
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ar: oh that reminds me... what did you two converse about.
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20:45
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d: eeeeeehhhhhhwork. you know were short on staples and all
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20:46
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ar: son.......
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20:46
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ar: you are very diligent. im proud of you
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20:46
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| Agares |
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F: good work devdev AHEM Devi
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20:46
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F: double thumbs up
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20:47
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door bell ring
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20:49
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| joe king |
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d: ill get it...
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20:50
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d: (opens door)
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20:50
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| Agares |
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C: Oh hey Devi!!!!! I thought we might’ve had the wrong address lawls
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20:51
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C: we were shopping but then we looked at the clock and realized we were actually reeeallly late so sorry for that
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20:52
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| joe king |
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d: no this is correct come in
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20:52
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d: youre not the only one running late
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20:53
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| Agares |
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C: Hi you must be Arthur Nilsen it’s nice to meet ya I’m Cendric Vas and this is my baby brother Jenks Vas but he’s shy so I do most of the talking reaches out to shake hands with Arthur
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20:55
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| joe king |
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ar: (shakes hand hesitantly with very wide eyes) nice to meet you.
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20:55
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ar: did devi hire clowns?
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20:56
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d: no dad this is just uh, their culture
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20:56
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| Agares |
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C: yeah might as well be clowns with these pants amiright this isn’t the kind of pants I normally wear but I found this jacket as is in a thrift store and I was just trying to go with the discoish vibe you know
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20:57
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J: we are uhm. Designers for our family fashion company holds out both of their business cards
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20:58
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J: he’s mayor of a city. Well. Founder and mayor .you get it
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20:59
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| joe king |
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ar: (takes it and looks at it) impressive.
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20:59
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ar: (gives cendric and jenks his business card)
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20:59
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ar: are you a fan of the embellishment around the edges and on the header? it costed quite a bit
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21:00
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| Agares |
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C: they’re pretty nice. I hired a guy to make one for me at some point but I didn’t like it so instead I just recreated one of my old myspace themes from back in the day
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21:02
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| joe king |
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ar: myspace?
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21:03
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| Agares |
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C: yes dude I have all of the new socials but it’ll never be the same
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21:03
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| joe king |
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d: (on phone again) gosh adrian you just have no filter huh
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21:04
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w: 🤨
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21:04
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ar: ah i dont use social media i have others manage it for me because i dont understand it.
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21:04
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| Agares |
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C: I don’t think I could live without it
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21:06
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C: genuinely if you take computers and smartphones from me I might just straight drop dead
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21:07
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| joe king |
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ar: i see..how old are you?
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21:08
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| Agares |
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C: I like to play a little bit of a game with people when they ask me about my age I prefer them to guess so? You wanna give it a shot?
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21:10
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| joe king |
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ar: 15
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21:10
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| Agares |
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C: that is. The lowest age guess I have ever gotten and I didn’t even have my shades on
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21:11
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C: I’m 34 but I still keep it going strong 🤙
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21:15
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| joe king |
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ar: im old sir.
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21:15
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21:16
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| Agares |
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SOSIidodjDJJDJDJSJDJAFIWKFHJA
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21:16
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P: Hello Dric I have looked at all of your archived 15 year old posts I want you to know that before you try to talk to me about anything
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21:19
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C: I don’t care about that really although I haven’t really been careful about what I’ve posted over the years at least the whole world shares in my embarrassing memories
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21:20
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| joe king |
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ar: son you are on the phone again?
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21:21
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d: yes work related things...now we are out of paper dad can you believe it...
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21:22
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d: oh we’re out? yeah ill buy some before i come over
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21:22
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| Agares |
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P: rolls eyes
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21:23
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J: you don’t have to guess my age he always makes me say my age too like it’s a huge thing I turned 24 last month
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21:24
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| joe king |
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ar: oh... i can see that..
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21:24
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ar: you do look 24
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21:25
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| Agares |
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J: thank you
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21:25
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| joe king |
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ar: you and devi are around the same age,maybe he is of possible interest to you?
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21:25
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| Agares |
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J: (blushes) uhm uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh (C: not what he means bro stop freaking out)
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21:26
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He does not like Devi just embarrassed
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21:27
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I feel the need to say that. he watched Devi and his bf make out he does not care about him
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21:27
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21:30
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| joe king |
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ar: he really needs a partner. i worry for our bloodline
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21:30
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| Agares |
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21:31
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21:32
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Oh okay
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21:32
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C: hahah well he can’t very well have kids with another man. Unless your son is like transgender or something that’s completely fine
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21:34
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| joe king |
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ar: that is not my say
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21:35
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| Agares |
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J: uhm well I don’t know doesn’t he have a boyfriend already he’s a little uhhhh. Strict seeming for my tastes? Not to say he’s a bad guy…
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21:36
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| joe king |
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21:36
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| Agares |
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F and P: shake heads no rapidly
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21:37
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| joe king |
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21:37
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ar: hm?
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21:37
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| Agares |
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Nice kitty
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21:37
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J: well at the funeral he was with a g- F: nope not that I know of you must be mistaken
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21:38
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P: raises right hand I’ve never seen him kiss a man
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21:39
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| joe king |
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d: man i can just imagine you undressing me right now
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21:40
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ar: .......SON
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21:40
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ar: are you a homosexual?
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21:40
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d: no,im talking,in first person, like what the windows at the office think about us taking off their curtains
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21:41
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ar: oh i see. thinking like an office complex,smart
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21:42
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d: yes father.
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21:42
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| Agares |
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P: (that’s so much more fucked up)
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21:42
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J: head in hands on the table
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21:42
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C: patting Jenks softly on the shoulder well uhhhh Jenks doesn’t only like guys either so he’s probably got more options too.
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21:46
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| joe king |
|
(Ddddddoorbell)
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21:48
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| Agares |
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P: thank god this all gets worse and worse until that doorbell rings
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21:48
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| joe king |
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ar: ive got it!
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21:49
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ar: ahh the one and only brooks lovelace the more successful twentysomething of our family.
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21:50
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b: (iced coffee in hand) of course nice to see you again arthur.
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21:50
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b: i was late because charlie...yes the famous actress not just any old charlie wanted to get coffee with me and Good Lird
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21:52
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b: you all have horns? am i missing context?
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21:52
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| Agares |
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F: hello who are any of these people. Hi I’m satan nice to meet you
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21:53
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| joe king |
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d: byeeeeee :3
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21:53
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d: oh um this is my cousin hes a famous model here. even cameoed in some movies
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21:53
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b: nnnice to meet you too..... are you joking
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21:54
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w: youre going to hell when you die
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21:54
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b: excuse me?
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21:54
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| Agares |
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F: stands up and summons scythe I’m satan or the grim reaper but people who know me call me Friend
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21:55
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| joe king |
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w: you’re going to be a shadow. lets see. youre rich,spoiled,and socially inept. this is usually the foundation of a tragic shadow. but as you can see my aunt is a shadow and is the queen of the underworld.
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21:56
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b: ?
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21:56
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ar: (sips wine) indubitably mr price.
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21:56
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| Agares |
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P: I’m Prince Phila of the Underworld (Satan’s my mom) holds out hand to shake with brooks
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21:57
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| joe king |
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ar: so i wonder about this shadow thing. are they well versed in finance?
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21:57
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b: (very hesitantly and awkwardly shakes hands) youre very. Greasy.
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21:58
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w: youre very pink. anyway
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21:58
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w: yes some are i mean most are just humans that died after all. you have people like cendric and jenks that were born this way however
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21:58
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| Agares |
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P: lets go and shakes hand off ugh it didn’t work :(
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21:58
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| joe king |
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b: what were you trying to do exactly, you wanted a handshake from brooks you got it
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21:59
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| Agares |
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P: don’t say your name like that you wouldn’t understand
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21:59
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| joe king |
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b: im sure i would please elaborate.
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22:00
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d: (he can be kind of bossy)
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22:00
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| Agares |
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P: uhm uhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,….,,,, I read an article once about a certain kind of handshake you can do to help people like you better. I thought it sounded bullshit but might as well give it a shot it’s whatever dude
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22:01
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P: so I guess now I can just… you know…. Write that one off as cap and move on
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22:02
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| joe king |
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b: hm. maybe get a firmer grip. we can try again
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22:03
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b: (holds out hand)
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22:03
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| Agares |
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F: uhhh maybe not
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22:03
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P: shakes hands but firmer yeah I still don’t think that works I’m not very good at this
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22:04
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P: maybe it’s helping to do it multiple times though
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22:04
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P: again?
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22:05
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| joe king |
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b: (shrug) sure
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22:05
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w: christ. hes trying to possess you
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22:05
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b: ?
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22:05
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| Agares |
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P: WALLY you’re such a fuck up
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22:06
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| joe king |
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w: why would you want to possess some pretty boy anyway youd hate it
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22:06
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b: hm.
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22:06
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| Agares |
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P: he’s talking nonsense
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22:06
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P: don’t listen to him he’s crazy all that time in the mansion alone got to his head poor guy
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22:07
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P: we should just move on
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22:07
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| joe king |
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b: mansion?
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22:07
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| Agares |
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P: it’s not important
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22:07
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| joe king |
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w: look maybe you should feel inclined to believe the guy without horns and a tail
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22:07
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b: (sips iced coffee) maybe
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22:08
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| Agares |
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P: how do you know Wally’s not lying? A lot of shadows don’t have horns or tail (smiles at Wally)
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22:09
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| joe king |
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w: yeah but all humans dont have horns nor tail
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22:09
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w: im going to crawl across this table and knife you
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22:10
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| Agares |
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P: and being as pale as you are Wally you really aren’t putting up a good facade. Why would the prince of the underworld be human Brooks? You think he would be?
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22:10
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| joe king |
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b: the what
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22:10
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d: wait. (lights a cigarette) ok carry on
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22:11
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| Agares |
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F: can you please not smoke in here
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22:11
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| joe king |
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w: you fucking asshole im more human than you ever were.
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22:11
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| Agares |
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C: we can smoke in here?! Sweet
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22:12
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F: also no knives guys no fighting please stop
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22:12
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| joe king |
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w: which is a GOOD THING although you may not see it...i just dont know why youd want to be a shadow youre actually fucking ill
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22:12
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ar: (sips wine)
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22:13
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ar: man im such a wine guy. i really do love wine. i need to go order the chefs to bring out our food now.
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22:13
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| Agares |
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F: I love wine too better than champagne most of the time in my opinion may I have that with our meal?
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22:14
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| joe king |
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ar: sure.
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22:15
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(servers come out with food but they all are lke wtf at the shadows.)
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22:17
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ar: no worries. thank you
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22:17
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| Agares |
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P: they think I’m so evil. I’m not I’m not evil I had a little evil snack and I’m not evil anymore I am hungry though
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22:17
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F: can you call that a snack very pathetic you would starve to death
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22:18
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| joe king |
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ar: feel free to take anything you like my personal favorite is the oysters.
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22:18
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b: ??????
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22:18
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| Agares |
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J: Food looks good I’m pretty hungry
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22:20
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C: sorry the surface is so hot oh my god good thing I am prepared takes off iacket but takes kandi out of pockets and puts it on
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22:21
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| joe king |
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(something invislbe picks up a piece of cheese)
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22:21
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w: there is a shadow amongus....
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22:22
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w: come out
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22:22
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| Agares |
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P: AMONGUSIMPOSTER sorry I have a disease
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22:22
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| joe king |
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ar: ah no dont worry boy my stuff does this sometimes.
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22:22
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| Agares |
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J: couldn’t a visible shadow just be doing this? I’ve never seen them really levitate things but I’ve heard they have raw power that does whatever when they just think about it? Correct me if I’m wrong shadows
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22:24
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F: our powers are more at extremes it would take a shadow high levels of training to achieve such control
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22:25
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| joe king |
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a: (appears) right
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22:26
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d: OHGODWHATAREYOUDOINGHWRE
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22:26
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ar: more guests? didnt you play golf with my son once
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22:26
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| Agares |
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P: grips phone in pocket
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22:27
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| joe king |
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a: yep. was a real doozy
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22:27
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ar: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Good to see you again pat howve you been holding up
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22:27
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a: you know, i mean im filing tax returns or something thats pretty boring aint it
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22:28
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ar: oh i wouldnt know
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22:28
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| Agares |
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P: so uhm. Will you be joining us
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22:29
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| joe king |
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a: of course when i heard devi was having a dinner party i couldnt not join
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22:29
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a: im like a mouse. look (eats like a mouthful of cheede)
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22:30
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ar: : )
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22:30
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b: now you’re coming to a nilsen dinner party... dressed like that? i mean come on the western shirt under that jacket is just weighing down your entire outfit, and not to mention you
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22:31
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a: really
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22:31
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| Agares |
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C: this is. Weird. You know I’m not the kind of guy you invite to dinner parties but a guy saying he’s like a mouse and then stuffing his mouth with cheese is more something I’d expect at home
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22:32
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| joe king |
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b: i mean yeah, come to think of it ive seen you around before
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22:32
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ar: pats a real jokester the guy.
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22:32
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a: ehhh youve seen me and devi we’re two peas in a pod im just trying to calm his nerves
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22:33
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a: and besides ...(he wont stop calling me)
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22:34
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| Agares |
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P: as long as Dev’s off the phone
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22:34
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| joe king |
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a: we had business to attend to
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22:35
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| Agares |
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P: I bet.
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22:35
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C: so what do you do uhm. Pat
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22:36
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| joe king |
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a: well i golf. you know that much
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22:36
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| Agares |
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C: so you’re a self employed professional golf silly guy who also does business I can get down with that
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22:37
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| joe king |
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a: and im a huge fan of dinner parties. (points at plate which is just like a entire pile of food)
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22:37
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w: no funny business “pat.” any teleportation or possession or otherwise shadowlike behaviors and you will be getting the scythe again
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22:38
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| Agares |
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F: I concur no possession is preferable but if you need to get something teleportation is allowed. Punishment by the scythe is not reasonable for either of these
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22:40
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F: that goes for the demons too you may teleport if I am made aware first
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22:41
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| joe king |
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d: well you guys did scythe him just for existing
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22:41
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ar: ah you silly larpers
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22:42
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| Agares |
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F: we do that for everyone in hell it’ll happen to you too
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22:42
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C and J: ?
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22:42
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F: well not everyone you know they had never seen capital until recently
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22:43
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F: much less come by the blade of my scythe
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22:43
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| joe king |
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b: you guys are realy from hell.
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22:43
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b: ok tell me,do they have coffee shops in hell?
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22:44
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| Agares |
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C: YES stands up quickly hitting hands on table I am Cendric Vas of Vaspin we are a designer clothing brand. We keep our prices cheap due to where we’re from but believe me our product is high end
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22:45
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C: vaspinclothing.uw is our website if you’d like to take a quick looksie
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22:48
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P: hey Dric they can’t look at that their phones aren’t patched it’s all blocked
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22:49
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C: that’s fine you can use mine takes out phone and shows brooks Vaspin’s website
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22:51
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| joe king |
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b: is there coffee here.
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22:53
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| Agares |
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J: there’s one location it’s probably what he’s talking about but it’s super out of the way..
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22:53
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C: yeah our great uncle was trying to do. Something
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22:54
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| joe king |
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b: hmm... i hope i dont go to hell
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22:56
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| Agares |
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P: oh you will
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22:56
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22:57
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22:59
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P: hey Friend. I think I feel something. Like magical
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23:06
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F: what do you mean
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23:06
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P: I think someone else is here. I also think I know the signature but you’re not gonna like it
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23:06
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F: oh hush do you see how much electricity is around here you’re probably getting spooked by an outlet
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23:08
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23:12
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| joe king |
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sleeping
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23:12
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| Agares |
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Yeah the meme is more relevant now
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23:12
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Goodnight
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23:13
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Thursday, 24. February 2022 |
| Agares |
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I’m ready whenever you are
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23:17
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| joe king |
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not ready my knees are shaking palms are clammy
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23:18
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| Agares |
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Thanks for not making me type Eminem lyrics
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23:19
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| joe king |
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oh damn i forgot
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23:24
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yeah its like walmart eminem
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23:24
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skemimim
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23:24
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| Agares |
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SKEMIMIM
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23:24
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| joe king |
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w: hmmmmmmm
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23:25
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| Agares |
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F: it’s nothing to worry about. I used to be super paranoid someone was near me always. It was usually just a flickering light or something
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23:25
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P: I should investigate
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23:26
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F: you’ve already caused enough disruption you’re sitting right here and eating dinner dearie nothing else
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23:27
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| joe king |
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a: (eating every thing.....)
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23:28
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b: why in hell would you ever invite someone like this dev?
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23:29
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d: well he kind of invited himself i dont know..
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23:29
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| Agares |
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C: I think he’s pretty cool pours self more drink
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23:30
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C: actually uh ..Pat would you happen to know any good clubs around this area
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23:31
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J: come on dude you’ve literally been out of Radon for A DAY
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23:32
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C: yes and I miss it already :(
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23:33
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| joe king |
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a: yeah maybe i can show you around one day
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23:34
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| Agares |
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C: awesome I’d love to do that sometime. And I am aware normal clubs are not as clean as mine I’m really not expecting anywhere near that
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23:35
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| joe king |
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d: ..
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23:37
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ar: son you look nervous.
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23:37
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d: no dad its just a lot of people
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23:38
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| Agares |
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P: don’t worry you know us all as friends. Actually that doesn’t help very much when it’s me and Friend does it
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23:39
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| joe king |
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d: it doesnt : /
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23:40
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w: i feel some terrible energy in here.
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23:41
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| Agares |
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F: why’d you decide to introduce us to your dad anyway Devi? I mean this is very nice of you and Mr. Arthur Nilsen to host us but is there any motive behind it or was it more of a random thing?
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23:41
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| joe king |
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d: well my dads helped me my whole life. i thought i would return the favor by giving him connections to hell
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23:43
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ar: ah yes it is VERY helpful son.
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23:43
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d: is that sarcasm
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23:43
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ar: no : )
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23:43
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| Agares |
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P: There are many advantages to understanding and accepting the fate that awaits you. I signed a soul contract and I received 30 dollars reward when I died
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23:45
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| joe king |
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ar: 30 DOLLARS?!
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23:46
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ar: where do i sign up
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23:46
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| Agares |
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F: I as his guardian also received 90 when he signed. I’m pretty sure that’s about the max you can get though and the only reason I got that was because I agreed to take care of him
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23:48
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P: actually kinda good money in soul contracts now that I think about it hmmmm good move Friend. You got money and I had to go through less pain and suffering before I got my awesome shadow form
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23:50
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| joe king |
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ar: WHERE DO I SIGN
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23:51
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| Agares |
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F: are you serious.
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23:52
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F: well we can’t do it right now but I can give you my number takes random piece of trash paper out of pocket and writes phone number on it call me and we will speak about it in detail
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23:53
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F: by me I mean me or someone who works for me. I can’t guarantee I will be available
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23:54
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| joe king |
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ar: thank you maam.
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23:58
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d: D:
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23:58
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| Agares |
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F: mouths to Devi (that’s a random number I don’t know whose it is)
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23:59
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Friday, 25. February 2022 |
| Agares |
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P: well I’m done eating just wish I had something decent to drink with it. You know I can’t stress enough how good a deal selling your soul is if you’re a fan of things like eternal youth, mind controlling powers so when you talk to humans you don’t have to be as charming as they think you are, things like that
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00:02
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F: bumps Phila (shut up we’re not killing him)
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00:02
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P: just telling the truth
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00:03
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| joe king |
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slept.
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06:05
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i pissed my pa
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06:05
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Sunday, 06. March 2022 |
| joe king |
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justUnpissed my Pants Soulja Boy. The Pants Floor Silly 🦵🦵
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22:19
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| Agares |
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(explodinghead)
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22:19
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| joe king |
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ar: thank you so much. may you excuse me.
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22:20
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| Agares |
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F: oh go ahead
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22:20
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| joe king |
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d: god this is a disaster.
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22:21
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d: but can i expect anything less from the prices
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22:21
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a: dont forget pat
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22:22
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d: oh. yeah.
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22:22
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| Agares |
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P: just putting on our best show baybee
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22:22
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P: takes work to be this annoying
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22:23
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| joe king |
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d: really i cant imagine. i thought you just did it with no effort
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22:25
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| Agares |
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P: no I was not like this until I met Friend my life has been uphill from there
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22:26
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F: eheh see he wanted this to happen
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22:26
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| joe king |
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d: (head on table)
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22:26
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a: cheer up dev when this is all over you can come to my place,we can watch david lynch movies all night.im totally serious
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22:27
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| Agares |
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F: rolls eyes
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22:28
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| joe king |
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a: hey whatswith the eyeroll
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22:28
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a: he fucking loves eraserhead dont you devs.
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22:29
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d: yea.....
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22:29
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| Agares |
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F: sorry I’m not very well mannered I’ve only been rich for like a year give me a break
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22:30
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L: hi! hello! :( boring meeting right, Arthur?
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22:31
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Sad face because he’s a sad mask he can’t be smiling in cast lmao
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22:31
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| joe king |
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wait is he seeing arthur or
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22:32
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wait.
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22:32
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is arthur away.
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22:32
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yes he is right.
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22:32
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| Agares |
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| ‟ | ar: thank you so much. may you excuse me.
— joe king, 06.03.2022 22:20 |
I assume so
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22:33
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| joe king |
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ok yeah
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22:33
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ar: (pissing) sure
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22:33
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| Agares |
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L: and shadows too! Aren’t you afraid they’ll try to possess you, or kill you?
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22:34
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| joe king |
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ar: (pissing) no
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22:34
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ar: why are you in my house. did my son invite you
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22:35
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| Agares |
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L: no. I just enjoy protecting humans from shadows, that includes the royal family as they are just as dangerous. And I also love sitting through boring dinner meetings. You don’t have to experience any of this actually
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22:36
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| joe king |
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ar: well of course i do im human. and i love getting acquainted with hell
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22:37
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ar: better to get right with satan rather than right with god if youre a businessman
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22:37
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| Agares |
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L: ahahah I understand but, you don’t know anything about Friend sincerely, I already know everything about her I’m practically an expert. I know just how to get on her good side
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22:38
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| joe king |
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ar: i know just how to get on my buddy erics good side too
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22:39
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ar: so what are you saying
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22:39
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| Agares |
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L: I’ll get you a good spot in hell, you’ll be protected from evil shadows, you will never have to sit though a meeting ever again, and all for free as long as you let me use my shadow powers for good
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22:41
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| joe king |
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ar: if your trying to protect me from shadows then why are you a shadow
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22:42
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ar: come on,try harder
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22:42
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ar: this is some deal with the devil type stuff
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22:42
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| Agares |
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L: comes out of cast I’m not that kind of shadow sir.. your regular everyday shadows are out to hurt you, I can’t let them know that you’re “unclaimed” and let them “target” you as they call it. This is not a deal with the devil this is a redeem for a tarnished soul (that soul being mine) I’m attempting to save you from the fate I suffered..
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22:45
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L: if it helps I have a Wikipedia page :D
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22:46
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| joe king |
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ar: oh so your prestigious? Hmmmmmm
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22:46
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ar: come with me to the table
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22:47
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ar: we’ll have to see what my son thinks. hes a smart boy
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22:47
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| Agares |
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L: puts hand on Hal’s shoulder wait! your son could be putting you in danger. He’s already befriended several dangerous shadows and even spends quite a bit of time with the little one Prince Philadelphia
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22:49
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L: he’s probably already under their influence. It’s horrible but you have to save yourself while you can
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22:49
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| joe king |
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ar: ha. okay
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22:49
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ar: lets go
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22:49
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| Agares |
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L: oh yeah by the way my name is Lachrymose my friends like you call me Lachry the Wikipedia page wasn’t a lie my human name is Aaron Kane feel free to look me up
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22:51
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| joe king |
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ar: well hello lachry.
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22:53
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ar: (walks back to the dining room)
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22:53
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| Agares |
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L: cast speaking to only Arthur hey now they know who I am they don’t like my operation they think I’m stealing humans from the underworld
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22:54
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| joe king |
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ar: mhm
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22:55
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ar: mrs friend? do you know of a shadow named lachrymose?
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22:55
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w: auugfhhhhhhhhh are you fucking kidding me (facepalm)
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22:55
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| Agares |
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F: LACHRYMOSE??????????
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22:56
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P: I TOLD YOU
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22:56
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| joe king |
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ar: also known as aaron kane
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22:56
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ar: he’s with me now. i wanted guidance on whether i should take his offer or not
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22:56
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| Agares |
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F: NONONONONONONONO
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22:57
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F: Look you’re not gonna believe this but that guy killed me
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22:57
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L: I did not she was shot by cops
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22:57
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| joe king |
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d: gosh.
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22:57
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ar: (nods witha little smile)
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22:57
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ar: ok lachry i think we might be able to come to a compromise.
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22:58
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| Agares |
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F: do NOT compromise with him
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22:58
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| joe king |
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ar: can you kill someone for me? like just a teensy bit of murder?
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22:58
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d: DAD D:
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22:58
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| Agares |
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L: I mean eheh. If that’s what you uhhhhh. Want
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22:58
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| joe king |
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ar: i know i couldnt get away with it this time
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22:58
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d: THIS TIME?
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22:59
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ar: yes my rival mr arthur smith.
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22:59
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| Agares |
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P: Lachry’s bad at murder genuinely don’t have him murder someone for you for god’s sake
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22:59
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| joe king |
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ar: mr lovelace,you have heard and seen nothing
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22:59
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b: (thumbs up and sips from coffee)
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23:00
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ar: well if you say that i was just hoping for a little supernatural interference...
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23:00
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d: wait dad,whos arthur smith
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23:01
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ar: my rival boy. of course youve never seen him because you work so hard you dont have time for that drivel.
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23:01
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d: i mean i know andrew smith down the street from us but...
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23:02
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| Agares |
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Brb
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23:02
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| joe king |
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ar: shush.
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23:02
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oka
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23:02
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| Agares |
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I’m back
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23:06
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C: Arthur Nilsen Arthur Smith I’m getting dizzy guys (sips drink)
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23:06
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L: sooo I murder Arthur Smith anything else?
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23:07
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| joe king |
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ar: stay a bit.we can talk over drinks
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23:07
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| Agares |
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P: lachry just show yourself since we all know you’re here
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23:08
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| joe king |
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a: is this like one of those actually evil shadows
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23:09
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| Agares |
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F: yeah he’s the shadow that possessed me when I was a baby all the way up and then bailed right before I was going to be shot… he made me kill my brother and 2 others I know of. Not a good guy to be doing business with Mr.Nilsen
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23:10
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| joe king |
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ar: he sounds like my new best friend, actually
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23:10
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a: well i see where you get your crazy side from.and maybe your alcoholism too
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23:11
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d: :|
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23:11
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| Agares |
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L: out of cast yep. I’m your best friend, (looks directly at Friend) not like that, but you know what I mean.
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23:11
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L: and again Friend. I did not make you pull the trigger on Monty that’s something you made up. It was your idea all the way through I was just going with what you wanted to do. I should’ve known at that point you can’t make decisions on your own but the past is the past right?
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23:13
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P: boooooooooo you’re wrong
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23:15
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| joe king |
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d: dad i just dont know. you told me you were terrified of shadows and youd bring out ol reliable if one tried to bother you and now you want to be friends with this very obviously evil one.
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23:16
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ar: ol reliable. i think i sold that.
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23:16
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d: WHAT
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23:16
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ar: yea for like 30 dablooms
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23:16
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| Agares |
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C: Hey guys I think I actually know him. The evil shadow. I think I went to a bar with him and paid for his drinks and I tailored a suit for him because he seemed miserable oops
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23:18
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L: yeah hello :)
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23:18
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| joe king |
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d: i just dont think your.... sober enough. to be making these kind of decisions
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23:19
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ar: are you?
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23:19
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d: yes......? ive only had one drink:(
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23:19
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| Agares |
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L: he thinks what he thinks Devi. You’re just mad he doesn’t believe in something you do. He’s not in danger Devi I wish you could see that
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23:21
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| joe king |
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d: friend. can you kill other shadows?
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23:22
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d: like,this one, specifically?
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23:22
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| Agares |
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F: yes stands up and summons scythe I can
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23:23
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P: YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!!! THIS USER SUPPORTS THE DEATH PENALTY AND THINKS IT SHOULD BE USED MORE OFTEN
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23:24
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C: don’t kill him I don’t think he’s that bad of a guy like his opinions on women could be adjusted a little bit but apart from that he’s okay
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23:25
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C: as a person I don’t know about his professional life
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23:25
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F: he’s an ACTOR Cendric if anyone could pull off that they didn’t enjoy the taste of murder it would be him
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23:26
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Pissin
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23:40
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Monday, 07. March 2022 |
| joe king |
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Yeahci pisseeeeed
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06:54
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| Agares |
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Makes sense
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07:04
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| joe king |
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Ough Ough Ough Ough
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21:09
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w: what the fuck is a user phila
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21:09
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| Agares |
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P: on a website Wally you wouldn’t understand
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21:10
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| joe king |
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w: but we’re not on a website
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21:10
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| Agares |
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P: well it’s- it’s just a reference to……… because………………
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21:10
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F: he doesn’t know real life humor only memes he heard on the internet
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21:11
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| joe king |
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d: someone just end this motherfucker im tired of my or my loved ones lives being on the line every time im around you guys
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21:12
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a: wow
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21:12
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a: youre kinda hot when youre mad
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21:13
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| Agares |
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L: there would be no problem if they just weren’t around
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21:13
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| joe king |
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d: i mean COME ON youre obviously the weird evil one ive seen enough shadows to know
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21:13
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| Agares |
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L: you don’t know anything Devi when did you learn about shadows? Like 6 months ago? You were already dating one before you knew what they were good thing you caught a surfie
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21:14
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| joe king |
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d: blablabla i hope you die
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21:15
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ar: now son have some manners
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21:15
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| Agares |
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L: he’s right. I like you Arthur
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21:15
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| joe king |
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d: and im not DATING anyone
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21:16
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| Agares |
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F: swings scythe at Lachry and he avoids in cast ugh
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21:17
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F: I don’t even feel like putting effort into hurting him
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21:17
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| joe king |
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ar: i dont think he should die. hes a very interesting fellow
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21:18
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ar: i would like to sit down and have a one on one coversation maybe over some wine.
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21:18
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| Agares |
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P: INTERESTING yes I could walk on the sidewalk all day with him while he shows me memorabilia of my mom and tells me things about her but deserving to live no
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21:19
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F: THATS SO CREEPY I told you to never hang out with him :(
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21:19
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| joe king |
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w: he would be gone for good by now but....i forgot my knife....
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21:20
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| Agares |
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P: Friend told me if I pulled a knife here she’d tell Adrian and she’d let him ground me
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21:21
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P: so I just didn’t bring it since it’s the surface what’s the worst that could happen. Why is Lachry even here is he following us?
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21:22
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| joe king |
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d: he thinks my dads an easy target. is that it?
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21:24
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| Agares |
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P: yeah probably but he probably doesn’t have good quality life force
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21:27
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P: like it’s gross old businessman life force he’s probably already gonna be a shadow anyways
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21:28
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F: he’s probably starving
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21:29
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We should probably stop here my parents won’t leave me alone goodnight
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21:29
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Thursday, 10. March 2022 |
| joe king |
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BALLS
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22:58
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22:59
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| Agares |
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Cool skeletons
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23:00
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Is there something I’m not picking up
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23:00
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23:06
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| joe king |
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No its just cool skeletons. Ok im ready now sorry i got distracted by farmer bakugo
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23:06
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23:06
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| Agares |
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Okay I was looking at your Twitter for a clue and you said that skeletons were awesome a while ago so it holds up
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23:07
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This video is very distracting.
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23:08
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| joe king |
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ar: :)
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23:09
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| Agares |
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L: cast whispering hey I’m still here when are you free
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23:10
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L: I’m up for the wine thing to discuss terms as long as you make sure your son and the others on Friend’s side aren’t there
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23:12
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| joe king |
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IM SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED BY YAOI AGAIN
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23:19
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| Agares |
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DOWISOADIA
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23:19
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| joe king |
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ar: of course just come by tonight
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23:20
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d: really dad?
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23:20
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| Agares |
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P: oh my god he’s still here. goes to pull out knife but has no knife why today
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23:21
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P: Friend why are you letting him go this is stupid just run after him
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23:22
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F: last time I kept running after someone you died : /
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23:23
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| joe king |
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d: christ i hate you all (walks out)
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23:25
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a: (eat cheese) hmm i think devis dad is pretty smart.
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23:26
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ar: thank you pat :)
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23:26
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a: no problem. and i think you know what youre doing
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23:26
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ar: of course im a well established business man boy.
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23:27
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| Agares |
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F: WHAT? ADRI- PAT!
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23:28
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F: pat what is the meaning of this I thought you were on our side
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23:28
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| joe king |
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a: what?
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23:29
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a: i dont know why theres sides i just think arthur is a very smart guy.
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23:29
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| Agares |
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F: you ruin everything you’re just like Sonder always trying to one up me we’re not letting this happen to him if he’s smart he should live right? Besides Devi needs one parent at least
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23:31
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F: Arthur you may think you’re making a calculated move to help yourself but this is highly unpredictable and Lachry is highly dangerous
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23:33
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| joe king |
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ar: businemessmenenen are very experienced with takeing risks
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23:34
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| Agares |
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F: I’m just saying you should probably sleep on it before taking such a risk
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23:35
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| joe king |
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ar: oh ill sleepon it alright......
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23:35
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a: sir?
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23:35
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a: oh my phones ringing. hold on (walks out)
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23:36
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b: im uhhhhhjjjconfused are shadows like jesters?
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23:37
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| Agares |
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C: Shadows are uhhhhhhh goth soul suckers
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23:38
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P: shadows are like vampires but they possess you like a demon. Trying really hard to remember surface mythology does any of that make sense
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23:40
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P: I’m a shadow my mom’s a shadow but we aren’t the ones that are trying to possess you for evil at least she’s not :)
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23:43
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| joe king |
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b: hm.
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23:47
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ar: i really think youve all got it wrong. lachrys a nice fellow
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23:47
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w: you have to be fucking with us
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23:47
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w: are you “trolling” mr nilsen?
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23:48
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ar: i dont know what that word means son
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23:48
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| Agares |
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P: TROLLING. He means are you fucking with him. Are you yanking his chain. Pulling his leg
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23:49
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| joe king |
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ar: nooo :/
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23:50
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| Agares |
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F: Lachry raised me to be under his command since I was a baby. When I died and was sent to the underworld I couldn’t walk because he never let me do anything on my own
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23:51
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F: he made me keep journals and he keeps them to read them over and over in remembrance of me even though the newest one can’t be less than 15 years old he still does these things and mocks me like it’s my fault
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23:53
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| joe king |
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w: really
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23:53
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w: ooooh sympathetic pangs
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23:53
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| Agares |
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F: yes Wally it’s all real I was never in control
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23:54
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P: that’s why she didn’t kill your dad bam
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23:55
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F: (facepalm)
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23:55
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| joe king |
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w: sympathy pangs gone now
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23:55
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w: fuck you
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23:55
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a: devi said he needed some time to recollect outside
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23:56
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| Agares |
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P: well yeah his dad’s going to die even sooner than he would’ve before
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23:56
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| joe king |
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a: i tried to talk to him about it arthur
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23:56
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ar: about what??????????
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23:56
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a: you know.
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23:56
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ar: i dont know :/
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23:57
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a: your plan?
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23:57
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ar: pat you are speaking nonsense.
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23:57
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| Agares |
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F: please don’t meet with Lachry Arthur. For you, your son, and your company’s!!!!! Sake
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23:59
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Friday, 11. March 2022 |
| joe king |
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ar: my company!
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00:00
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| Agares |
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F: yes!!!! Your company!!!!!! If you die you can’t run your company wouldn’t that be sad
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00:01
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| joe king |
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ar: my son could. hes very determined just like his father
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00:02
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| Agares |
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F: but wouldn’t you want to watch all of your hard work raising or uh (I don’t know if he much raised dev uhm) educating him pay off? Don’t you wanna see your boy take off and fly in the world of business?
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00:03
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| joe king |
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ar: no
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00:06
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a: HSSHSWUATDAGJAJSHSHSHAHSHA
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00:06
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a: now i see why devs the way he is youre insane mr nilsen.
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00:06
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a: an absolute riot (eat a littly cheese)
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00:06
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| Agares |
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P: sheeeeeeeEck-(bumped by friend)
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00:07
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| joe king |
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why is phola making creaky door sounds
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00:07
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| Agares |
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He’s doing that stupid sheesh thing but friend stoped him
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00:08
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| joe king |
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oh. teehee
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00:08
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| Agares |
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J: I’m honestly concerned
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00:08
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J: about all parties in this situation
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00:09
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C: yeah with lackey or whatever his name is gonna hurt him and already hurt her and the guy and the guys son have issues and he’s here in disguise this is like a tv show
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00:11
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F: Lachrymose. Don’t ever go out for drinks with him again it makes me want to throw up to know he does anything with his time but be miserable and starve
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00:12
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| joe king |
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ar: i have issues?
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00:13
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| Agares |
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C: yep you have issues with Devi
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00:14
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| joe king |
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ar: how...
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00:16
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| Agares |
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C: well you simply don’t seem to care about anything but work
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00:17
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C: and you wouldn’t accept him for who he is if he ever tried to tell you
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00:17
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| joe king |
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ar: who is he?
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00:18
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| Agares |
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J: (don’t tell him. Do not tell him Dric not your call don’t tell him)
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00:18
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| joe king |
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a: (pouring a drink)
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00:19
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| Agares |
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C: relax. That’s for you and your son to figure out Mr. Nilsen
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00:19
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| joe king |
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ar: hes a homosexual isnt he?
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00:19
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ar: cant say im surprised.its a hard life for us short men.
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00:20
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a: ADHHJBFAAAASSHHSAAADD AS HFAHHFDHI
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00:20
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| Agares |
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C: exactly
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00:21
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J: you’re killing me oh my god puts head down on table
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00:22
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C: my bros such a drama queen he’ll freak out over nothing all I did was out your son to you
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00:24
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| joe king |
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ar: oh well i dont care i just hope he finds love one day
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00:26
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a: actually i know someone hes talking to
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00:27
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ar: yes pat?
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00:27
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a: this guy called adrian,dont worry hes a cool guy though
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00:27
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| Agares |
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P: Adrian’s my dad. No relation with my mom. Ever. He’s not my dad kind of like my dad though
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00:28
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F: he’s not your dad also why would you say that
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00:28
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P: laying it all out for Arthur
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00:29
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C: you’re ruining the moment Philadelphia…. I shed a tear for love and understanding between you and Devi
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00:31
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| joe king |
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a: im your dad what the fuck?
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00:33
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| Agares |
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P: ooooooo you just told everyone your real identity goodbye PAT who plays GOLF
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00:33
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P: if you don’t think you’re my dad I’ll take it back I have no dad see very easy
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00:34
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| joe king |
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a: no i was just shocked. i mean adrian was shocked.
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00:40
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| Agares |
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F: he’s not your dad
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00:40
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F: he’s your uncle AT MOST he’s a burden on our existence as a family
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00:41
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| joe king |
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a: ?
|
00:41
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| Agares |
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F: you’re so weird now that you’re on medication I can’t understand how being controlled like that could make you feel in any way better Adrian has just tricked you into a scheme
|
00:43
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P: I don’t know shouldn’t we be trying to stop Lachry instead of arguing I will get Sonder up here to solve this
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00:45
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F: don’t drag him into this
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00:46
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| joe king |
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a: maybe it would be a good idea i dont know though im just a burden
|
00:50
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|
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w: sonder would have knives :/
|
00:50
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| Agares |
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P: when has Sonder ever used a knife when not warranted Wally come on
|
00:51
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P: I mean he cuts rope with a knife and sharpens pencils with a knife which isn’t warranted but it’s not harmful just badass
|
00:53
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| joe king |
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w: you misunderstand. knifing lachry is completely warranted
|
00:58
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| Agares |
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P: yeah yeah you’re right wonder if he’ll answer the phone or if I should just go to the underworld
|
00:59
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F: does he not just follow you
|
00:59
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P: he’s working
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01:00
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| joe king |
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w: im surpised he isnt watching us now
|
01:00
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d: hi.....
|
01:00
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ar: ah glad you could rejoin us son.
|
01:00
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| Agares |
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J: Devi he. He said. He.
|
01:01
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C: don’t look at me. (Pours himself another drink) Please.
|
01:03
|
| joe king |
|
D: ?
|
01:04
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| Agares |
|
C: talk to your dad and. And Pat (sips drink)
|
01:06
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| joe king |
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a: your gay
|
01:11
|
|
|
a: everyone knows it.......
|
01:12
|
|
|
d: what?
|
01:12
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| Agares |
|
C: I accidentally told your dad you were gay whoops
|
01:12
|
|
|
I might piss soon
|
01:14
|
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|
This is a warning
|
01:14
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| joe king |
|
????
|
01:21
|
|
|
Wait
|
01:21
|
|
|
H. Oh
|
01:21
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D: zHAT
|
23:07
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| Agares |
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C: yeah sorry.
|
23:07
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|
|
C: well hey now it’s out there at least you don’t have to worry about it anymore he seems to just want you to find love
|
23:08
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| joe king |
|
ar: son ifs ok youll get through your life just fine boy
|
23:10
|
|
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dd; oh my god
|
23:10
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| Agares |
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P: (teleports in with Sonder) hey what did I miss
|
23:12
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| joe king |
|
d: Im gay
|
23:14
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|
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d: i mean wait,sorry,
|
23:14
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| Agares |
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P: well we knew that gayass
|
23:14
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|
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C: be yourself Devi it’s time
|
23:16
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| joe king |
|
d: ok dad. Pat is my bbbbbbbuhhhh
|
23:20
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d: bbbbboooyffffffffffffffffffffff
|
23:20
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|
|
d: boy febfxvbjfdvbj
|
23:20
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| Agares |
|
P: let’s just say. Everyone in this room has seen Devi make out passionately with pat except you, lovelace, and I’d guess Sonder
|
23:22
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| joe king |
|
b; :o
|
23:22
|
|
|
d: yes its true although i didnt mean for the public indennecy...
|
23:23
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ar: its ok sln i will respect you
|
23:24
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| Agares |
|
C: oh well when I saw them it was during a funeral so I don’t think it was inappropriate
|
23:25
|
|
|
|
Monday, 21. March 2022 |
| joe king |
|
b: EXCUSE ME
|
00:49
|
| Agares |
|
F: HE MEANS A PARTY. IN HELL FUNERAL MEANS PARTY
|
00:49
|
| joe king |
|
d: uh,that ones funeral (points to phila)
|
00:50
|
|
|
b: oh yeah of course that explains Everything
|
00:50
|
|
|
ar: wait so your? pat? Your homosexual?
|
00:50
|
|
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a: uhhh im adrian
|
00:51
|
| Agares |
|
P: YES he is the homoest
|
00:51
|
| joe king |
|
d: but you always call me gayass when im around you dont do that to adrian
|
00:51
|
|
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a: it sounds like you want him to
|
00:52
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|
|
d: god. Im glad you support me dad. I think. Maybe we should talk it out when youre sober
|
00:52
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|
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ar: son that will be a long time from now
|
00:53
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| Agares |
|
C: Look Jenks I just got a weight off of his shoulders it’s good I accidentally outed him
|
00:54
|
|
|
J: it’s still not good. I am so so so sorry Devi
|
00:54
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| joe king |
|
ar: my paychecks coming in,my pal howard invited me to the lounge,says hes got blow
|
00:55
|
|
|
d: Dad im gonna need you stop talking
|
00:55
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| Agares |
|
C: raises hand excuse me what is the lounge can I go there
|
00:56
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| joe king |
|
ar: uh
|
00:56
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| Agares |
|
P: it’s the same as every other rich old man area trust me
|
00:56
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| joe king |
|
ar: i mean probably not
|
00:56
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| Agares |
|
C: Aw. I’m in my thirties and I’m semi-rich isn’t that old rich man lounge material? I’d show you guys a real party..
|
00:57
|
|
|
C: I’m kidding it sounds boring there bunch of business men I prefer to take them on one by one
|
00:58
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| joe king |
|
ar: Boy whats that mean
|
00:59
|
| Agares |
|
C: I see a lot of business men. And they’re all unhappy. So I show them that they don’t have to be. 2/3 later quit their jobs and live life for happiness instead of money because of me. It’s how it’s supposed to be. They wear the suit of captivity and I wear the suit of liberation. Understand now? sips drink
|
01:01
|
| joe king |
|
ar: do you like billiards my friend
|
01:03
|
|
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ar: im stuffed. i think its time for billiards
|
01:03
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w: you wear the suit of birthing hippedness
|
01:03
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| Agares |
|
J: (frowningfacewithopenmouth)
|
01:04
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| joe king |
|
w: ok im not the only one here thinkimg cendric has birthing hips right?
|
01:04
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| Agares |
|
P: no you’re right
|
01:05
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| joe king |
|
a: look my littlefamily is finally bonding. Over some guys birthing hips
|
01:05
|
|
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d: dad can i have the rest of this champagne?
|
01:06
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| Agares |
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F: MY little family and yes I agree good brotherly bonding hmm
|
01:06
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| joe king |
|
ar: no son thats far too name brand. get the rum i found on the side of the road
|
01:06
|
|
|
d: yes fatha
|
01:06
|
|
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a: OUR little family.
|
01:06
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| Agares |
|
C: wow Jenks you never even finished your first drink what is wrong with you today
|
01:08
|
|
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J: right now I’m just embarrassed
|
01:08
|
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C: lawl sorry
|
01:09
|
| joe king |
|
ar: ok who would like to come play pool with me?
|
01:09
|
|
|
ar: where is rhat fellow. Who accompanied me in the restroom
|
01:09
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| Agares |
|
P: “accompanied you in the bathroom” what does that mean?? Did he come up on you while you were pissing Jesus Christ
|
01:10
|
| joe king |
|
ar: of course
|
01:11
|
|
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ar: aaron cananda? come out say hello
|
01:11
|
| Agares |
|
L: not a good plan Arthur. There’s another one here he’s probably waiting to pounce on me
|
01:12
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| joe king |
|
ar: dont worry about it we are kind and forgiving jn rhe nilsen household
|
01:13
|
|
|
d: (drinkimg straight out the bottle) dad what the FUCK are you talking about.
|
01:13
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ar; language son
|
01:13
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| Agares |
|
L: no, another shadow. His name is Sonder and he outmatches me easily he’s listening to what I say, hence the near whispering
|
01:14
|
| joe king |
|
ar: hmmmm why dont we go let him eavesdrop in the poolroom together
|
01:15
|
|
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w: god i wish i brought my knife this guys an idiot
|
01:15
|
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a: i think hes a genius devi i really admire your family.
|
01:16
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d: is that sarcasm
|
01:16
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a: like,50 percent
|
01:16
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| Agares |
|
P: I don’t know about either of their plans. Can I play pool with you please mr.Nilsen I don’t care if Lachry is there or not I need the practice for the next time I head over to the (insert random name idk) place
|
01:18
|
| joe king |
|
ar: sure son.
|
01:19
|
| Agares |
|
P: thank you sir I appreciate it
|
01:19
|
| joe king |
|
d: uh,be careful with him dad hes very fragile. hes going to put his hands on the pool table. hes going to try to get them crushed by a ball because hes mischievous. dont let him do it
|
01:20
|
|
|
ar: i hear you loud and clear son tend to our guests will you?
|
01:20
|
|
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d: (faces every one) sorry in advance
|
01:21
|
| Agares |
|
F: Phila no funny business be careful
|
01:22
|
|
|
P: fuck you you know what’s up I’d beat your ass in pool
|
01:23
|
|
|
F: okay.
|
01:23
|
| joe king |
|
ar: lets go.....where ever you are lachry
|
01:23
|
| Agares |
|
L: right behind you. Don’t worry unless stated otherwise that’s usually where I am so you can always find me and I’ve always got your back! Isn’t that nice..
|
01:25
|
| joe king |
|
ar: sure. What about you boy
|
01:25
|
|
|
ar: well play a round and you go against the winner hows that sound.
|
01:25
|
| Agares |
|
P: Friend’s not in here so I’m free to be as mean as I see fit. I’m cool with whatever
|
01:26
|
| joe king |
|
ar: hm.
|
01:27
|
|
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ar: (goes down a long hallway awkwardly saying nothing)
|
01:27
|
|
|
ar: here we are
|
01:28
|
|
|
ar: you can show yourself lachry no ones gonna jump on you you big scaredy cat.
|
01:28
|
| Agares |
|
L: yeah I’m getting on it out of cast weird that you’d choose to be in private with me Delphia. Usually you call your mom whenever I’m around
|
01:30
|
|
|
P: she prefers me to do so
|
01:31
|
| joe king |
|
ar: (hands lachry a pool stick) do you want to go first?
|
01:31
|
|
|
ar: my grandma carved these cues.
|
01:32
|
|
|
ar: just kidding.
|
01:32
|
| Agares |
|
L: haha it’s been forever since I’ve played so don’t judge if I’m bad does his turn
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01:33
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I know how pool is played but I don’t know pool terminology
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01:33
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| joe king |
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do not worry
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01:33
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ar: not bad
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01:34
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ar: (does his turn) so
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01:34
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ar: i know what youre doing
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01:34
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ar: or rather trying to do (lights a cigarette)
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01:35
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| Agares |
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L: and what is that does his turn
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01:35
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| joe king |
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ar: all my coworkers were part of the anti shadow board back when we were having “supernatural occurences.” do you think im dense?
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01:36
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ar: i know what you know and more
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01:37
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ar: i just dont want you messing with this boy, or my son,hes finally happy and meeting new people albeit from hell.
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01:38
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| Agares |
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L: no, I do not think you’re dense. I think you’re pretty smart actually and that’s why I chose you. You of all people would understand I was forced into this position, and I no longer wish to side with them.
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01:39
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| joe king |
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ar: really? (does his turn)
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01:40
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| Agares |
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L: Yes, unfortunately I’ve led a life of letting my circumstances dictate who I am and what I do, and it hurts every time. I was forced to act and now forced to kill, I’m horrified it took me so long to again realize my only option was escaping. I’ve lied about everything time and time again. Why would I lie to you now?
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01:44
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| joe king |
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ar: hmm. its your turn
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01:45
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ar: you want a cigarette
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01:45
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| Agares |
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L: oh um. I’d appreciate it yes thank you does his turn
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01:45
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| joe king |
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ar: ooh sunk the 8ball. better luck next time (gives lachry a cig)
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01:46
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| Agares |
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L: (lights it) haha. Yeah… You’re up Prince
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01:47
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P: (looks up from phone) oh yeah I’m gonna murder you
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01:48
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| joe king |
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ar: well see
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01:48
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d: fatha friend and wally are fighting what do i do
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01:49
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| Agares |
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P: friend is right
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01:49
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| joe king |
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ar: hmmmmmmm.....tell them about your chess knowledge. remember to alwaysprotectyor wueen
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01:49
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d: sigh okay.
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01:50
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(Im goingvto shower very quick dont piss.)
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01:51
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| Agares |
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Okay
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01:51
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| joe king |
|
You can still continue if you want
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01:52
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| Agares |
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? No I’ll wait until you get back
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01:52
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| joe king |
|
Ok out now
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02:03
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Hullo
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02:03
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| Agares |
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Hi
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02:03
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P: (does his turn) YES beat that bitches
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02:03
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| joe king |
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ar: you mean singular bitch (does his turn)
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02:04
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| Agares |
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P: no (does his turn) both of you. If Lachry was in this he’d be losing too
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02:05
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| joe king |
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ar: but he isnt boy. do you want to play against him?
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02:05
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| Agares |
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P: mmmmmmm not really he doesn’t play
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02:05
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P: I don’t play but in a way where I’m serious. It’s your turn
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02:06
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| joe king |
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ar: i think he plays fine. you know at least he sunk a few balls youre just hitting them all over the place
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02:09
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| Agares |
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P: Excuse me? I’m NOT just hitting the balls all over the place. Clearly my strats beyond your understanding.
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02:11
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| joe king |
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ar: i believe you
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02:12
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| Agares |
|
P: I was listening to your little conversation by the way. I knew you couldn’t be that dumb, and I’m sure Lachry knew that as well. Once one of my shadow friends told me that other people’s targets aren’t my business so I won’t comment on the rest of what he said
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02:14
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P: but understand I heard
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02:15
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| joe king |
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ar: and you arent going to do anything about it?
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02:15
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ar: you are part of the royal family right? if hes a pest you can just get him executed yes?
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02:15
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ar: or is your mother against capital punishment
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02:15
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| Agares |
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P: he’s a strange one. My mom is against execution yes but she is not above it. He should be enemy #1 when instead he’s completely free to force her into misery. Everything would be so much better if he didn’t always say awful shit to and about her
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02:17
|
| joe king |
|
ar: hmm. how about i take him off your hands
|
02:18
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| Agares |
|
L: what
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02:18
|
| joe king |
|
ar: were in it for the long run now lachry
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02:19
|
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ar: drinks on me,anytime you like
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02:19
|
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ar: do cellphones work in hell? give me a call on work hours
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02:19
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| Agares |
|
L: cell phones do work in hell and I’ll tell you I usually don’t drink.
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02:21
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| joe king |
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ar: you dont have much going on do you though
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02:21
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ar: im sure youd need a new bestfriend
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02:21
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ar: after all these years......
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02:21
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| Agares |
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L: :D if you don’t wish for me to use my powers to protect you and your family, I’m not forcing it on you
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02:23
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| joe king |
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ar: oh go ahead you know weve got a spot saved in hell now im sure we’ll need it
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02:23
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| Agares |
|
P: PLEASE let’s play I don’t give a shit about any of this
|
02:25
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| joe king |
|
ar: you are very impatient. (does some horrible shit and the ball flies off the table)
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02:27
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ar: (shrug)
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02:27
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| Agares |
|
P: okay fuck you
|
02:27
|
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P: I’m about to be eviler than Lachry right now
|
02:28
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| joe king |
|
ar: you win,i think
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02:29
|
|
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ar: this has never happened to me before
|
02:29
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| Agares |
|
P: I’ll take it. I’m sure none of this has happened to you before
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02:30
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| joe king |
|
ar: so,lachry i trust youll take me up on this offer
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02:32
|
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ar: but if you dont interact with the price family so much you can have full unadulterated nilsen times
|
02:32
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| Agares |
|
P: this guy lit up at “I trust”
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02:33
|
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L: If I use any of my shadow powers to help your family I’d need you to sign this contract (pulls out folded piece of paper from pocket)
|
02:35
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| joe king |
|
ar: of course
|
02:36
|
|
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ar: now whats it say
|
02:37
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| Agares |
|
L: hands Arthur the paper and a pen it says that when you sign you surrender rights to compensation for “damage caused by this shadow”. It’s saying you understand I’m not malicious and makes sure you can’t accuse me of such later. It’s just a formality
|
02:40
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| joe king |
|
ar: of course
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02:45
|
|
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ar: and im signing my soul away too huh not like i have one ahuhuh
|
02:45
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| Agares |
|
L: no! It’s not a soul contract
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02:45
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| joe king |
|
ar: you wont be messing with my son if i sign this will you
|
02:45
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| Agares |
|
L: not directly. The closest I would get to your son is following him if there are any threats nearby
|
02:46
|
|
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P: he can’t do anything if you two don’t trust him. Most shadows are lazy and don’t train themselves in a way to where they can put enough magical energy forth to forcefully possess someone who’s untrusting. Something else my shadow friend told me
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02:49
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| joe king |
|
ar: oh ok ill sign
|
02:51
|
|
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ar: now i have many nicknames should i use my real name or the one everyone calls me?
|
02:51
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| Agares |
|
L: your real name is preferred so if this comes up in the future it will be easier to track with your name in the underworld
|
02:52
|
| joe king |
|
ar: hmm okay. everyone calls me auty at work
|
02:52
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| Agares |
|
L: auty? Whatever just sign however you feel like signing okay? This’ll never be needed anyway
|
02:54
|
| joe king |
|
ar: you think so?
|
02:54
|
|
|
ar: (signs it) alright
|
02:54
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| Agares |
|
L: rips it away from Arthur as soon as it’s signed thank you! So this agreement includes the free drinks right? How busy are you tomorrow?
|
02:55
|
| joe king |
|
ar: not busy at all
|
02:57
|
| Agares |
|
L: Great! If you want me gone now I will be. If you need anything call on me and I will answer. Til tomorrow into cast
|
02:59
|
| joe king |
|
ar: hmm
|
03:02
|
|
|
ar: youre still going to lurk the rest of tonighy arent you
|
03:02
|
| Agares |
|
L: if you want me to. There’s still that guy watching me. Evidently he doesn’t like to get into other’s business
|
03:03
|
|
|
L: or at least that’s what I’m hearing from Phila’s comments
|
03:04
|
| joe king |
|
I pissed
|
08:59
|
|
|
|
Tuesday, 22. March 2022 |
| joe king |
|
Or did i
|
00:50
|
| Agares |
|
Dun dun dun
|
00:51
|
| joe king |
|
Oh shit i corgot
|
00:57
|
|
|
Corgo
|
00:57
|
|
|
Corogor
|
00:57
|
|
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Forgot
|
00:57
|
| Agares |
|
Micheal forgor
|
00:57
|
| joe king |
|
My. Cat ran away with my earbuds and i was laughi about it
|
00:58
|
|
|
I was like ally....allycome here ally no ALLY COME BACK NO
|
00:58
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| Agares |
|
Aww that’s funny good reason to forget
|
00:58
|
| joe king |
|
And she ran to the kitchen with them
|
00:58
|
|
|
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00:59
|
|
|
She wants them back
|
00:59
|
| Agares |
|
Aw
|
00:59
|
| joe king |
|
ar: this must be awkward for you
|
01:02
|
| Agares |
|
L: don’t worry I’m used to following
|
01:03
|
| joe king |
|
ar: no,the fact that youre cornered
|
01:06
|
| Agares |
|
L: I could technically teleport out if I wanted, but that might cause him to properly go after me since it’s not in front of everyone you know. I am pretty cornered
|
01:08
|
|
|
L: Phila might be able to hurt me? I’m really not sure he’s a wild card if you can’t tell
|
01:08
|
|
|
L: he’s a new shadow so he doesn’t exactly have good control yet and he’s prone to general outbursts so I’d assume that applies to his magic too
|
01:10
|
| joe king |
|
ar: are you shadowsplaining to me
|
01:10
|
|
|
ar: (takes a very long drag of his cigarette) lets go back
|
01:11
|
| Agares |
|
L: well if you want to, I’ll be quiet for the rest of the visit feel free to tell them whatever you want about this interaction
|
01:12
|
|
|
P: Do you guys serve dessert
|
01:12
|
| joe king |
|
ar: yes we have tiramisu
|
01:13
|
| Agares |
|
P: shitty cake
|
01:13
|
| joe king |
|
ar: ?
|
01:15
|
|
|
ar: tiramisu is a very popular and rich dessert my boy
|
01:15
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| Agares |
|
P: tiramisu is shitty cake. Give me box yellow cake and pour bang on it I’m sure it’ll be better
|
01:16
|
| joe king |
|
ar: you think so
|
01:17
|
|
|
ar: (walks back to the dining room) hello
|
01:17
|
|
|
w: (on top of the table with a fork pointing it at friend) oh hi :D
|
01:17
|
| Agares |
|
F: he did this on his own
|
01:18
|
|
|
P: woah Wally stop being so fucking crazy this isn’t Friend’s country
|
01:18
|
| joe king |
|
ar: devi michael nilsen what is the meaning of this!you are supposed to be takeing care of our guests
|
01:19
|
|
|
that is his actual middle name you can go look it up.
|
01:19
|
| Agares |
|
F: no this is entirely my fault I’m so sorry Arthur I brought Wally here
|
01:20
|
| joe king |
|
d: (dead)
|
01:20
|
|
|
ar: now pat why are you letting him sleep?
|
01:20
|
|
|
a: (cough) adrian um he said he was sleepy and you cant stop what a man wants.
|
01:21
|
| Agares |
|
C: How’d pool go? I’ve just been enjoying myself watchin da show
|
01:23
|
|
|
P: he knocked a ball of the table and accused me of just randomly hitting the balls
|
01:23
|
|
|
F: don’t you just randomly hit them though?
|
01:23
|
|
|
P: NO
|
01:24
|
|
|
P: oh yeah and he signed Lachry’s contract
|
01:26
|
|
|
Piss
|
01:39
|
| joe king |
|
I did not piss
|
01:39
|
|
|
I back
|
01:39
|
| Agares |
|
Oh okay
|
01:39
|
| joe king |
|
w: WHAT
|
01:40
|
|
|
w: (drops fork and crawls om the table to arthur) do you know what your getting into?
|
01:40
|
|
|
w: have fun being miserable the rest of your pathetic life now,most likely,you will never know how it feels to have autonomy or be human ever again
|
01:41
|
|
|
ar: really
|
01:41
|
|
|
w: oh yes and theres more your just royally fucked at this point! shouldve brought my knife here i knew it
|
01:41
|
| Agares |
|
F: he’ll always be following and controlling you even in subtle ways. Just using his powers to put thoughts into your head that are out of place and aren’t yours
|
01:42
|
| joe king |
|
ar: is that true miss?
|
01:46
|
|
|
ar: maybe i shouldnt have signed the paper,my mistake
|
01:46
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| Agares |
|
P: of course it’s true it happened to her
|
01:46
|
|
|
F: nothing that can be done now
|
01:47
|
| joe king |
|
ar: well,you know i dont think hes that evil just misunderstood
|
01:47
|
| Agares |
|
P: WHAT how dare you Friend is telling you about her trauma and you have the guts to say right in front of her that you think her targetter is just misunderstood
|
01:49
|
| joe king |
|
w: GOD saying that in front of friend you are a tried and true idiot
|
01:49
|
|
|
ar: :7
|
01:50
|
| Agares |
|
OFJWIDMAMDA
|
01:50
|
|
|
P: finally we can agree on something. This is terrible. You know Arthur I don’t know if I care if you die a horrible death
|
01:50
|
| joe king |
|
ar: good Lird i must have struck a nerve
|
01:51
|
|
|
SORRY
|
01:51
|
| Agares |
|
OCAHONO
|
01:52
|
|
|
P: Friend is a very strong individual and she’s worked hard to repair the extensive damage Lachry caused, but she will never have a normal childhood, one that she remembers, and many things it’s too late to fix
|
01:53
|
|
|
F: I appreciate the pity guys but he’s chosen his path
|
01:55
|
| joe king |
|
ar: i dont think im going to die a horrible death though
|
01:56
|
| Agares |
|
P: and why not?
|
01:56
|
|
|
P: I died due to shadow related causes and let me tell you the side effects are not fun I remember this all clearly the constant sickness and blood vomiting really isn’t as cool as I made it out to be
|
01:59
|
|
|
?
|
02:13
|
|
|
Do I see piss
|
02:14
|
| joe king |
|
No
|
02:17
|
|
|
I just sleepy
|
02:18
|
| Agares |
|
What are you doing
|
02:18
|
|
|
Oh
|
02:18
|
|
|
Well you can go to sleep
|
02:18
|
| joe king |
|
No (smirk)
|
02:18
|
| Agares |
|
Okay
|
02:18
|
| joe king |
|
Ar: im just bullt different boy
|
02:22
|
| Agares |
|
P: I don’t think so. I’d be surprised if you aren’t basically a corpse by next month. By the way Lachry is a fan of puppeting bodies around even when they’re in no condition to continue without him
|
02:23
|
| joe king |
|
Fnaf
|
02:24
|
| Agares |
|
:(
|
02:24
|
| joe king |
|
|
02:25
|
| Agares |
|
P: if you start having frequent blackouts, I mean not like you’d be able to tell a difference, that’s because of him and there’s nothing you can do about it don’t go to the doctor they can’t help
|
02:26
|
|
|
F: I’ve heard some people stay aware even in complete possession sounds scary
|
02:27
|
|
|
F: nice meeting you Arthur, I think it’s about time we get home. Sorry for the trouble we’ve caused you
|
02:28
|
| joe king |
|
ar: of course come again anytime me and devi will be happy to cater to the prices
|
02:31
|
|
|
d: fhfjsjdnfggggggsnoooroeeee mimimimi
|
02:31
|
| Agares |
|
P: Adrian I’m coming over tomorrow
|
02:32
|
| joe king |
|
a: uh ok come in the afternoon though
|
02:32
|
| Agares |
|
P: I do what I want you’ll see me when I appear
|
02:33
|
|
|
P: out of the shadows
|
02:33
|
| joe king |
|
a: i dont think you should do that phila please come later.
|
02:33
|
| Agares |
|
P: I don’t care what you think! walks out of dining room
|
02:34
|
|
|
F: I’ll try to stop him from coming over too early
|
02:34
|
|
|
C: oh is everyone leaving????? (Finishes drink) Aw man :( hopefully some stores are still open and after shopping we will find a good club somewhere. Been good hanging out with you guys
|
02:36
|
| joe king |
|
b: (horrified)
|
02:37
|
| Agares |
|
J: I don’t know about going out anymore tonight I’ve had fun but I’m exhausted
|
02:38
|
| joe king |
|
a: babe wake up wecan go to the adriancave 9000
|
02:40
|
|
|
d: do not call it that
|
02:40
|
| Agares |
|
F: Devi your dad’s going to die
|
02:41
|
| joe king |
|
d: WHAT
|
02:42
|
| Agares |
|
F: and Phila’s coming over tomorrow. Wally come over here do you want to stay with me tonight? Your room is clean
|
02:43
|
| joe king |
|
w: yes friend
|
02:44
|
| Agares |
|
F: yippee time to head home I’ll make sure Phila doesn’t mess with you
|
02:44
|
| joe king |
|
w: (hug friend)
|
02:50
|
| Agares |
|
F: omg (hugs back) I love you Wally
|
02:50
|
|
|
F: now Phila’s probably going insane let’s go walks out of dining room
|
02:53
|
| joe king |
|
ar: hm.
|
02:54
|
|
|
a: uhhh good luck on your shadow endeavors mr nilsen i am going to go do your son now.
|
02:55
|
|
|
ar: :7
|
02:56
|
| Agares |
|
C: peace and love folks I’m out leaves with Jenks
|
02:56
|
| joe king |
|
b: (horrifiedly walks out)
|
02:57
|
| Agares |
|
L: what strange people
|
02:57
|
| joe king |
|
d: my dads going to die (fearful)
|
02:57
|
|
|
ar: it is strange right.
|
02:58
|
| Agares |
|
L: out of cast hi Devi we’re friends now
|
02:59
|
|
|
L: Sonder left with Phila so I’m all good to show myself
|
03:01
|
|
|
L: although I probably need to get home to sleep soon as well. Thank you for benefiting yourself and your family by taking advantage of my free opportunity reaches out hand for shaking
|
03:03
|
| joe king |
|
d: no thanks
|
03:07
|
|
|
a: blublhublhubhlibhb dont u thimk that guy is evil ikr....
|
03:08
|
| Agares |
|
L: I couldn’t care less what you think of me Devi. I can’t hurt you or I risk losing my privileges to make your dad pay for my drinks
|
03:10
|
| joe king |
|
d: of course
|
03:13
|
|
|
d: goodbye
|
03:13
|
| Agares |
|
L: bye :D teleports away
|
03:14
|
| joe king |
|
ar: gosh
|
03:16
|
| Agares |
|
Guess that’s it
|
03:17
|
| joe king |
|
BUT THEY HAVE TO TAAAlkkk
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03:17
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| Agares |
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The End
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03:17
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Oh
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03:17
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| joe king |
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OVER DRUNKS
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03:17
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DRINKS
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03:17
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| Agares |
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Okay skip to that then
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03:17
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Now we get the real ship material I guess no playing pool with some kid in the corner
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03:18
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| joe king |
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Yippeee
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03:20
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| Agares |
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L: it’s a pleasure meeting you again Arthur :)
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03:23
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| joe king |
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ok iguessthey went to a little outdoor bar place
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03:23
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ar: of course
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03:23
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ar: so you can probably guess what im doing now. and you can infer that the contract i signed is null
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03:25
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| Agares |
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L: like I said, the contract as a formality. I don’t understand why you’re being difficult
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03:26
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L: well, I guess I know why. You’re a smart businessman, not really the type to blindly sign a contract I should’ve known that before shoving it at you so quickly
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03:28
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L: but we will move past this and you can sign correctly at a later date
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03:29
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| joe king |
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ar: that sounds great
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03:32
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ar: do you know what insanity is?
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03:33
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ar: whatever youre doing right now
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03:33
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| Agares |
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L: what do you mean?
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03:34
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| joe king |
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ar: why do you think im going to sign it correctly the next time
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03:39
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ar: youre very silly
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03:39
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| Agares |
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L: if hard work pays off then at a certain point you’d trust that I’m not going to hurt you although I could
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03:40
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| joe king |
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ar: come on no one is going to trust a shadow that talks like this
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03:45
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| Agares |
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L: just being honest. Lying hasn’t gotten me any farther
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03:45
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| joe king |
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ar: “if hard work pays off” oh yeah sure ill sign your sketchy contract
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03:46
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ar: itd help,is all im saying
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03:46
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waittress: hello what would you two like
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03:47
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ar: do you like sherry?
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03:47
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| Agares |
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L: sure that’s fine..
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03:48
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| joe king |
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ar: that will be all for us
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03:48
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waitrress: allright (looking at lachry funny)
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03:48
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| Agares |
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L: (oh shit I’m not smiling am I) :D smiles directly at her
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03:49
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| joe king |
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waittress: ill be back shortly with your orde ouuuuughhhhh
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03:49
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waitress:(gone)
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03:49
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ar: (shakes head) i think you mightve gone and blew it mr kane
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03:50
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| Agares |
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L: huh? How so
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03:50
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| joe king |
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ar: you just discomfort or bother everyone you talk to, you might be the worst shadow ive had the pleasure of meeting
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03:50
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ar: and no ones falling for you again,you just got lucky with that other chick
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03:51
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| Agares |
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L: (sigh) and the only time anyone liked her is when I went away. She’s special to me that’s why I try to keep up with her and her family
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03:52
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| joe king |
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ar: but youre just so,awful about it
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03:53
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ar: it sounds like you just torment them because you have nothing better to do
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03:54
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ar: ill be honest with you too thats why im here
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03:54
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ar: because i feel bad for that girl trying to raise two batshit kids with you breathing down her back too
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03:54
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| Agares |
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L: well sir I appreciate the advice, but I’ll go attempt to get my signature from someone else (stands up)
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03:56
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| joe king |
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ar: and also i think you need a friend
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03:56
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ar: you might see me as a target but i see you as someone who is a chronic loner and just needs someone to reach out and talk to
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03:57
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| Agares |
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L: “chronic loner” come on! I used to hang out with celebrities at pool parties in places around this town. Just because I’ve simply lost my status doesn’t mean I’m suddenly completely socially disconnected
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03:59
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| joe king |
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ar: can you name one real friend you have?
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03:59
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ar: not had, have
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04:00
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| Agares |
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L: hmmm the have makes it difficult…. Ambe.
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04:01
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L: you don’t know her but she’s Friend’s pick for shadow role models. She’s the reason I get into so many events with Friend. I attend as her plus one
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04:02
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L: of course I pay her for this.. but we do share many things
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04:03
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| joe king |
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ar: (sad smilys) you are so pathetic i almost feel like youre lying to me
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04:03
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| Agares |
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L: she was forced into modeling at a young age like I was forced into acting
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04:04
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L: I think we make a good team
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04:05
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| joe king |
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ar: you were forced into acting?
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04:06
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waitress: here you are
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04:07
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ar: thank you (pours a drink for the both of them)
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04:07
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| Agares |
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L: thank you :)
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04:07
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| joe king |
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ar: aaron kane........now that you mention it
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04:09
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| Agares |
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L: what
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04:09
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| joe king |
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ar: i mustve seen you on tv before
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04:10
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ar: youve been dead for a while havent you
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04:10
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| Agares |
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L: it was the 60s at most if you saw me. Shortly after it came out that I was dead they cut my commercials
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04:11
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L: as far as I know the movies I was in still got played every once in a while
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04:11
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L: I was everywhere though.. I would go back to acting if it didn’t make me feel the way it does. It would be better money than this, I’m sure you can tell, and the underworld being how it is I bet many people still remember me
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04:13
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| joe king |
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ar: ahhh tryin to think.... i swear ive heard your name somewhere now
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04:14
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ar: that sailor movie you were the sailorboys best friend.
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04:14
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ar: my dad brought that tape to us back when i was but a weelad. i lived in norway so we didnt have american television
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04:15
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| Agares |
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L: oh really???? You know me! I would’ve never guessed one of the films I was in made it all the way to Norway and to you
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04:16
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| joe king |
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ar: i liked your hairstyle in that movie a lot i even tryed to copy it
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04:17
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ar: of course i was around 14 or 15
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04:17
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ar: so i was quite impressionable already
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04:18
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ar: dont you wish you knew me then..........anyway
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04:18
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| Agares |
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L: Wow I can’t believe that! It’s really been a while since I’ve heard of someone who was inspired by me in any way. My managers—I mean my parents used to give me fanmail to read all about different people and how much they loved seeing me and how they wanted to be just like me and wished to meet one day to keep up my morale. It never worked but I appreciate the people
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04:21
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L: the people sending the letters had no idea how I felt, and there’s no way they could’ve
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04:22
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| joe king |
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ar: yes i fear my son feels the same way
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04:23
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ar: hes not,you know as famous as the rest of our family but he still gets some press and if you know hes a nilsen your going to want to go talk to him and i dont think he likes it now
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04:24
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ar: not to mention he hates his job and im thinking this whole time why dont you just quit?
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04:24
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| Agares |
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L: tell him he can quit
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04:24
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| joe king |
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ar: but then i guess hed have to be independent. My fault for enabling him his entire life
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04:24
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ar: no hed take it as a personal attack... thinking like im useless my father doesnt need me anymore et cetera
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04:25
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| Agares |
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L: I’m worried about a similar issue with the price children. No one’s life should be publicized that much and Friend’s policy about how even if everything is awful behind the scenes if they can look good for the cameras it’s all that matters
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04:27
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| joe king |
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ar: dont even try going for him hes too lethargic to take you up on any of your offers
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04:27
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ar: is that so
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04:27
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| Agares |
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L: yes. When what happened to me happened everyone knew I wasn’t okay but it was ignored because I was able to put on my performance.
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04:30
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| joe king |
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ar: i dont think they try to act normal like you (probably) did though
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04:31
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ar: they are very uh,unhinged for lack of a better word
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04:31
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| Agares |
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L: for them they aren’t supposed to. They’re all about getting the front page of magazines
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04:31
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| joe king |
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sorry for interrupting but this is adrian and phila
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04:33
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04:33
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| Agares |
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LMAO
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04:33
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| joe king |
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i migjt draw them with it later if i have nothing else to do
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04:33
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| Agares |
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Pls
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04:33
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L: I’m never sure if they’re really unhinged or if they’re just acting like it
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04:34
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| joe king |
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ar: ohhhh so your saying its all a publicity stunt
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04:34
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ar: well i wouldnt know my son knows them better than me i assume
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04:34
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| Agares |
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L: Phila’s on meds now from what I’ve heard so maybe he is just like that
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04:35
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L: sometimes I was given medicine to help put some pep in my step again not to much avail
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04:37
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| joe king |
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ar: maybe you should um focus on something else
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04:37
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| Agares |
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L: yeah yeah maybe
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04:37
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| joe king |
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ar: rather than this girl youve followed around for years and her family
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04:37
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ar: you dont seem to like them very much
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04:38
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| Agares |
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L: that’s about the only interesting thing going on in my life. I don’t like what they say about me and I do think Friend isn’t capable of being independent
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04:39
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| joe king |
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ar: i think she gets around just fine without you. she probably sees you more like a very annoying gnat that just wont stop flying around her
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04:40
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ar: so maybe its time to start a new chapter of your life. Afterlife
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04:40
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| Agares |
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L: Look. She’s still my best friend no matter how much she’s changed I basically lived a second life as her and with her. Watched her grow up
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04:42
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| joe king |
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ar: sounds pretty one sided
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04:43
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ar: youre very delusional my friend
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04:43
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| Agares |
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L: I’m not delusional. If she hated me she would’ve just went ahead and killed me anyway look pulls crumpled piece of paper out of pocket and unfolds it to reveal crayon drawing of him and Tristan this is us together. How it should be
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04:44
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| joe king |
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ar: but thats when she was. Ohhhh i see how it is
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04:45
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ar: youve been messing with her since she was a baby
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04:45
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ar: because you had a controlled life you tried to live vicariously through her
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04:46
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ar: you couldn’t have chosen anyone else? im legitimately curious
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04:46
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| Agares |
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L: I was walking in Daburbs one day in late may 1983… her hometown. I heard a baby crying from one of the houses, so with nothing else to do I went to investigate. I saw a baby with a blanket the name Tristan was embroidered on it. When she saw me she stopped crying. That’s when I knew she was the one
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04:50
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| joe king |
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DANURBS
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04:52
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IM SORRY I KNOW THATS GE NAME BUT
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04:52
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| Agares |
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Yeah it makes it sound weird
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04:52
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| joe king |
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ar: the What.... nevermind okay
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04:52
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ar: hm shes not much younger than me.
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04:53
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wait
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04:53
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ifuckedup
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04:53
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ok yippee
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04:53
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| Agares |
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L: yes us shadows have a tendency to look much younger than we are
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04:54
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| joe king |
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ar: people tell me i dont look my age either,so
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04:54
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ar: you try to guess how old i am
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04:54
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| Agares |
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L: hmmmmm early 40s
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04:55
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| joe king |
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ar: close...46
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04:56
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ar: ive heard all kinds of wild answers but you had context clues
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04:56
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ar: people assume i support child labor because they think my son is under 16. hes 26 years old
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04:57
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| Agares |
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L: ahah yeah well anyways back to the story i was going to try playing with her, but her parents came in to see what the crying was. Along with another little boy her mom was holding. This was Monty Price. I didn’t know it then but he would be the most annoying person I think I’ve ever interacted with
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04:58
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| joe king |
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ar: really now
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05:00
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ar: whatd he do
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05:00
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| Agares |
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L: well it started by Tristan being jealous about how well he was doing in school (she’s not naturally very bright mind you) but he just tried to prove himself better at every twist and turn Tris could never be good at anything with Monty around
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05:01
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| joe king |
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ar: and you played off of her inferiority complex,okay
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05:02
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| Agares |
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L: me and her used to talk all the time about a world where Monty wasn’t around. How she would be the golden child, and she would get the attention from her parents, and she would make them proud
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05:04
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L: sincerely she wasn’t very good at anything
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05:04
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| joe king |
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Sorry cor interrupting again but this is so funny
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05:06
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05:06
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Mom needs me at the apothecary
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05:06
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| Agares |
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CKWIDOJAD
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05:06
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| joe king |
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ar: god you really are evil
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05:06
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ar: gonna need more wine to get through this conversation
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05:07
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| Agares |
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L: I’m having fun reminiscing on all of our good times. it keeps me happy to think about her, but it also makes me deeply sad that I can’t have my baby Tristan back
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05:08
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| joe king |
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ar: sounds like you were just preying on an already insecure kid to me
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05:10
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ar: luckily every horrible truth you tell me is a moment kept away fromm you bothering her
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05:11
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| Agares |
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L: well, I have a lot of horrible truths to tell you then
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05:11
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| joe king |
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ar: keep going
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05:12
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| Agares |
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L: if you don’t want me to talk about her I can talk more about my experience as an actor, but that also roots back to feelings of emptiness and I prefer not to talk about it
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05:12
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| joe king |
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ar: you know what i think you need?
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05:14
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ar: more than to live through some poor soul or anything like that
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05:14
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| Agares |
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L: but there’s no way to not do that. I’m a shadow
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05:15
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| joe king |
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ar: well humans do that too. but
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05:15
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ar: you need a hug
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05:15
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| Agares |
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L: I really don’t think so, sounds gross
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05:16
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| joe king |
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ar: you wouldnt know it doesnt sound like your parents loved you very much
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05:17
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| Agares |
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L: if Tristan would hug me again though, there’s a hug I’d take
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05:17
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| joe king |
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ar: (facepalm)
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05:17
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ar: look focus on something else
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05:18
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ar: look at me. dont you want to kill me so bad or something
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05:18
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| Agares |
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L: yeah you’re kind of giving unwanted advice
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05:18
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L: I wanted to come here to discuss terms of your contract so hopefully you’d sign correctly this time but instead I’m getting therapy from some random guy in his mid 40s
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05:20
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L: (drinks last of glass and refills) do you really think you’re going to help me?
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05:22
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| joe king |
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(the friend and adrian parallels im crazy)
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05:22
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| Agares |
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(YEAH WOW)
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05:22
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| joe king |
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ar: im not trying to help you im just trying to keep you contained
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05:24
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| Agares |
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L: without Friend I have nothing. I don’t think I could live knowing Tristan was out there and I didn’t interact with her
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05:25
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| joe king |
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ar: yeah well thats just because thats all youve ever known i assume
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05:27
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ar: no real friends while you were alive so you target that poor kid
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05:27
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ar: to have some kind of autonomy
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05:27
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ar: am i correct
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05:27
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| Agares |
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L: I’ve watched interviews of people who knew me before I died and they said I completely lost my spark. Tristan brings back that spark every time I even think about her
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05:27
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| joe king |
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ar: shes not your friend
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05:28
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ar: its actually all on your end (refills glass)
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05:28
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| Agares |
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L: her name “your best friend” is directed at me
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05:28
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| joe king |
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ar: no lachry i think its just some insane demon lady stuff.....
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05:29
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| Agares |
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L: I know it sounds weird but close before she died I did something she didn’t like in her body and I asked if we were still friends she said of course I’ll always be your best friend
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05:30
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| joe king |
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ar: but that mustve been a long time ago shes wised up now isnt she. your just completely stuck in the past
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05:31
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| Agares |
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L: her name says it she needs me like she always has. And I’m determined to be there for her
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05:32
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L: she’s not much wiser. She still has the same impulsive thoughts and actions and the crazy emotional outbursts the things I controlled when she was alive
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05:34
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| joe king |
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ar: guess i cant change how you feel its just strange
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05:35
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ar: if you think she likes you so much why are you wasting your time on me
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05:35
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| Agares |
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L: she doesn’t like me she needs me
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05:36
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| joe king |
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ar: if she was a completely devoted lachrian she would have done fed her human child to you dont you think
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05:36
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ar: sure
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05:36
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ar: and yet everyone started liking her more without you?
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05:36
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ar: and im starting to think you might be the sole cause of her demise hmmm.....
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05:37
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| Agares |
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L: I hated when she died. I had to watch her get shot multiple times. Implying that I wanted that is the worst thing you’ve said so far
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05:38
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L: thanks for paying for drinks by the way
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05:38
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| joe king |
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ar: of course
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05:39
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ar: still havent answered my question
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05:39
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ar: you think im so smart, im never going to trust you, why are you here?
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05:40
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| Agares |
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L: since I’ve already spilled all of my dirty laundry the truth is I have nothing better to do.
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05:41
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| joe king |
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ar: i figured
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05:42
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ar: as do i
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05:42
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ar: i have like,god knows how many stand ins for my job because i dont care anymore but im also essentially incapable of working anywhere else
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05:43
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| Agares |
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L: I don’t have a proper job or as you already have figured out I have no one who wants me around I thought I might as well take the free drinks and pretend like I was doing something
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05:43
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| joe king |
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ar: me and my son have some of the same habits if you catch my drift
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05:43
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ar: hes been reprimanded enough times for coming to work hungover but ive been completely strung out and nobody bats an eye. its sad. i will never be punished for anything i do ever now
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05:44
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| Agares |
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L: punish yourself
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05:44
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| joe king |
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ar: oh i already am. right now
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05:45
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(I feel bad if you have school today im not actually going today which is why im up so late)
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05:46
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| Agares |
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Spring break (thumbsup)
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05:46
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| joe king |
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Ohhh yeah forgot
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05:46
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| Agares |
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L: I love your misery sir while still sitting at this table with me prying into my life. It’s your choice to be here
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05:46
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Imagine up at almost 6 am when I have to go to school
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05:47
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| joe king |
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ive done it before
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05:47
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ar: i mean i have to admit your like
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05:47
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ar: intellectually stimulating. for lack of a better word
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05:47
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| Agares |
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L: I’d say aww you think I’m smart but I know what you actually mean. I’m interesting. Like a little puzzle to figure out. I’m a little bug for you to examine
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05:48
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| joe king |
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ar: exactly
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05:50
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| Agares |
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L: do you think they have pills now that would cure my disease? I think I have too many problems at this point to attempt to get it specifically fixed
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05:51
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| joe king |
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normal pills
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05:53
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ar: uh,no, i mean i dont know i dont have any mental illness so
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05:53
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| Agares |
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SOAJSOAJSAD
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05:53
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L: a shame I thought they might have it figured out by now.
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05:56
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L: I think I know what the pills they gave me were for, they’d never let me in the room so I could know what was wrong with me but I think I’ve figured it out
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05:57
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| joe king |
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ar: what do you think it is
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05:58
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| Agares |
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L: I was depressed and everyone knew it and no one would help
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05:59
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Internet broke
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06:01
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| joe king |
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Wat
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06:02
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| Agares |
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Okay there
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06:02
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| joe king |
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ar: hm
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06:02
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ar: do you feel depressed like,talking to normal people
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06:02
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ar: and getting drinks with them and pouring out your whole life story to them
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06:03
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| Agares |
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L: recently I’ve been doing okay so here right now no
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06:04
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L: I guess I’ve never really been in a normal environment like this
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06:05
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L: the only times I have before I think was as Tristan
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06:06
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| joe king |
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ar: maybe youve just needed someone whos willing to listen
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06:07
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ar: not someone you can impose yourself on but someone who can just lend an ear
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06:08
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| Agares |
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L: oh well you saved me
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06:08
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| joe king |
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ar: is that sarcasm
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06:10
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| Agares |
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L: why don’t you figure it out yourself since you’re so smart at figuring people out
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06:11
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| joe king |
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ar: gosh.
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06:11
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| Agares |
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L: how do you suppose someone like me who’s universally hated by anyone I meet goes about making any friends at all
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06:12
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| joe king |
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ar: ..
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06:13
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ar: do you want me to order some more wine
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06:14
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| Agares |
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L: yes please.
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06:14
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| joe king |
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ar: miss may we have another bottle
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06:17
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randkm waitress: uhhhhh sure.
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06:17
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ar: i dont think i even get drunk anymore
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06:17
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| Agares |
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L: I do. The reason I don’t usually drink is because it’s lowly
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06:19
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| joe king |
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ar: what do u mean lowly...
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06:19
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| Agares |
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L: I don’t know everyone I always see is like I can’t even sleep if I don’t drink two bottles of wine every night ahuhuh I’m such an alcoholic it’s just strange and I think being drunk at any point is somewhat rude
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06:21
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| joe king |
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ar: you think im rude?
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06:22
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| Agares |
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L: for being drunk in front of people yes. Right now I can’t get onto you for drinking because I came here for the same thing but at dinner?
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06:23
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| joe king |
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ar: you are a strange one
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06:25
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ar: maybe it’s because you grew up all american everyone around here seems so strict...
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06:25
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| Agares |
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L: not really in the underworld if you’re in a rich neighborhood everyone is wasted all the time
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06:27
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| joe king |
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ar: gosh.
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06:28
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ar: are you considered rich or just like a leech
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06:28
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| Agares |
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L: me???? Rich?????? God no
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06:29
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L: Why would I even be on the surface
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06:29
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| joe king |
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ar: was just wondering
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06:30
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ar: i only know what shadows DO i dont know much about the underworld or its culture
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06:30
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| Agares |
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L: shadows are slaves. Slavery doesn’t exist anymore but until a year ago shadows were ownable
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06:31
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L: the upper middle class and companies are the ones who buy shadows
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06:33
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| joe king |
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ar: (fearful)
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06:33
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| Agares |
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L: it’s alright I’m a surfie
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06:34
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L: until Friend came into office there was a good 15ish years I was shifted around factories
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06:34
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| joe king |
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ar: well im sorry.....
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06:36
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| Agares |
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L: it’s alright the working conditions sucked but I somehow always ended up with prissy jobs where I hit a lever or something
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06:37
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| joe king |
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ar: you dont look very um
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06:37
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ar: laborious
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06:38
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ar: you look more like youd be doing my job
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06:38
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ar: which is essentially nothing..used to be management but
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06:38
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| Agares |
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L: well you know what I am doing now? Being a friend to those scared of shadows are you interested? Haha
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06:40
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| joe king |
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ar: im not scared of you
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06:40
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| Agares |
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L: well not me you should be scared of the evil shadows though.. who am I kidding you know my pitch
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06:41
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L: I’m just joking with you. After everything I told you why on earth would you ever sign
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06:42
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| joe king |
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ar: i wouldnt. and ill be honest with you now my name is not arthur
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06:42
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ar: but who would ever choose to name themselves arthur.... exactly. its so inconspicuous
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06:43
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| Agares |
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L: you’re right. A good name has to be one that you would never choose
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06:44
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L: I think Lachrymose is the most heinous name heartstrings could’ve given me
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06:44
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L: but you know my human name how about yours
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06:45
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| joe king |
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ar: not even gonna ask who heartstrings is thats a horrible name
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06:45
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ar: ...hal
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06:46
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yippe time for the h:
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06:46
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| Agares |
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L: HAL
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06:46
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| joe king |
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h: thats what i was born as yes
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06:46
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| Agares |
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L: very interesting why don’t you go by it
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06:46
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| joe king |
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h: thats somethig you have to find out later
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06:47
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h: its like tier 8 of my lore
|
06:47
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h: i took that terminology from my son’s boy friend,sorry
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06:47
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| Agares |
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L: I’ve already spilled to like tier 80 of my lore come on you can give out
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06:48
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| joe king |
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h: uh,i had to
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06:51
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h:get a new name
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06:51
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h: because hal did some terrible things
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06:51
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| Agares |
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L: oooo interesting
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06:52
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| joe king |
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h: and then you know i left the country and everything. its not like you can arrest me for what i did or anything
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06:52
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waitrress: D:
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06:53
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| Agares |
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L: I’ve done worse than whatever you probably did don’t worry
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06:54
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| joe king |
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h: have you ever MURDERED someone
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06:54
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h: i dont trust you. but again what can you do with this information really
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06:54
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| Agares |
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L: nods slowly
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06:54
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| joe king |
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h: oh. well yeah i murdered my wife
|
06:55
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| Agares |
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L: haha I knew you were a murderer you can tell usually
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06:56
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| joe king |
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h: how so
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06:56
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| Agares |
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L: I can see it in your eyes. Also you’re an old ceo usually I put my bets on murderer for them
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06:57
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| joe king |
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h: thats fair
|
06:59
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h: i just needed an excuse to leave and neither of us believed in divorce. I believed in murder however
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06:59
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| Agares |
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L: ahahah classic
|
06:59
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L: see this is what conversations in the underworld are like murder is very unregulated unless it’s someone important
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07:00
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| joe king |
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h: i mean she never did anything wrong but...........there were just other opportunities out there for me and my son
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07:00
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waitress: (fearful)
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07:00
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h: oh thank you
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07:01
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| Agares |
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L: oh yeah I also kill innocent people who did nothing wrong
|
07:01
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| joe king |
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h: are you planning to kill me
|
07:02
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| Agares |
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L: no you didn’t sign the contract
|
07:02
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| joe king |
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h: i dont really care about dying just so you know. theres no competition for you to puppeteer and kill
|
07:03
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h: this is an extremely fruitless endeavor
|
07:03
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h: but id understand if you just enjoy my presence
|
07:04
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| Agares |
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L: I don’t “enjoy” your presence but at this point I am just sitting at a table with you tipsy there’s no ulterior motive
|
07:06
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L: like I said I’m here because I have nothing better to be doing
|
07:06
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| joe king |
|
Your mom
|
07:12
|
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Lachry: except your mother
|
07:12
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Sorry.
|
07:12
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| Agares |
|
Lmao
|
07:13
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| joe king |
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h: you obviously cared enough to stay
|
07:14
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h: im very flattered :]
|
07:14
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| Agares |
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L: obviously you trust me to not leap this table at you right now and suck you of your human life force
|
07:15
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| joe king |
|
h: maynbe
|
07:18
|
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me has to pack very soon
|
07:27
|
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|
so done for now. so much lore revealed
|
07:27
|
| Agares |
|
I went to sleep because I was fading in and out
|
10:57
|
| joe king |
|
You mean you p
|
11:40
|
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P
|
11:40
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Teehee
|
11:40
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I cant even say it
|
11:40
|
| Agares |
|
What
|
11:41
|
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Oh yeah I pissed
|
11:41
|
| joe king |
|
Or DID YOU
|
21:38
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| Agares |
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L: maybe?
|
21:39
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| joe king |
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h: yes i do trustyou not to kill me
|
21:40
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| Agares |
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L: that’s great you understand
|
21:41
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| joe king |
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h: because then your lose the only person who has it out for you
|
21:41
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| Agares |
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L: has it out for me? (Refills) what do you mean
|
21:42
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| joe king |
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h: wants to see youdo better
|
21:42
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h: and would stick around for that
|
21:42
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| Agares |
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L: .. okay but what makes you think I want to implement the changes you’ve proposed
|
21:43
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| joe king |
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h: youve gotta get tired of being this way at SOME point
|
21:47
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21:47
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im going to piss myself
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21:47
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| Agares |
|
COWJCOAJCIWJFIWHDS
|
21:47
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L: I guess that’s true, I’m not very happy
|
21:48
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L: (gets phone call) shit that’s Ambe uhm be quiet she doesn’t know what I’m doing (answers it) hi hello!
|
21:50
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| joe king |
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h: hello ambe
|
21:51
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| Agares |
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L: Okay okay I’ll put you on speaker it’s not important who he is though
|
21:52
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Ambe: who are you????
|
21:54
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| joe king |
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h: arthur nilsen
|
21:54
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| Agares |
|
Ambe: Arthur Nil- so you’re on the surface Lachry why are you just hanging around him you said he signed right
|
21:55
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L: eheh well I kind of lied to you about that. He did sign but it’s not his real name. That’s the update his name is Hal
|
21:56
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Ambe: What! You know this only works if people actually sign right
|
21:57
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| joe king |
|
h: youre still on about this?
|
21:57
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| Agares |
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L: uhm actually I don’t think he’s good to sign at all. He THINKS we’re evil
|
21:58
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| joe king |
|
h: i dont think youre evil
|
21:59
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| Agares |
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Ambe: okay but why are you still with him if you’re giving up on him
|
22:00
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L: well what else am I supposed to do Ambe?
|
22:01
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| joe king |
|
h: ??¿?
|
22:03
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| Agares |
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Ambe: find another- I swear to god Lachry. Just call me later or don’t I’ll see you again I know I will bye hangs up
|
22:04
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L: goodbye dear— well. That’s Ambe
|
22:05
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| joe king |
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h: sounds like she doesnt like you much
|
22:07
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| Agares |
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L: she’s very fun to sing and dance with
|
22:08
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| joe king |
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h: fun to talk to?
|
22:09
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| Agares |
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L: for a woman
|
22:09
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| joe king |
|
h: :?
|
22:09
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h: are you sure youre not uh
|
22:09
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h: a homosexual?
|
22:10
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| Agares |
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L: a WHAHUH??????????? (fearful) No??? What would even make you think that about me
|
22:10
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| joe king |
|
h: just had a hunch. you dont seem very interested in women
|
22:11
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| Agares |
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L: women would be fine if they weren’t so stuck up. I’d love a wife that would clean for me while I was at work and cook me dinner when I got home but you know girls nowadays are too concerned with themselves and not the greater picture of the world
|
22:13
|
| joe king |
|
h: (fearful)
|
22:14
|
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h: uh. anyway. you know men are a lot more prone to doing that usually
|
22:14
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| Agares |
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L: men have gotten more girly too. Every young person is basically insufferable now.
|
22:16
|
| joe king |
|
h: you kind of struck me as a feminine type too
|
22:18
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| Agares |
|
L: noooooo what do you mean you’re just making stuff up now
|
22:18
|
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L: I’m not the manliest of guys I understand that but I’m not feminine
|
22:19
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| joe king |
|
h: you are compared to most men
|
22:20
|
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h: real men arent so defeating
|
22:21
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| Agares |
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L: real men don’t randomly criticize other men for how they live their lives
|
22:21
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| joe king |
|
h: who says? there are jobs basically centered around that
|
22:22
|
| Agares |
|
L: can we change subject please.
|
22:23
|
| joe king |
|
h: oh yeah sure o mise and wighty MALE
|
22:27
|
| Agares |
|
L: what the fuck you’re a guy too I thought we could have a male on male conversation about something we both knew about because we’re men
|
22:28
|
| joe king |
|
h: we are NOT male in the same way
|
22:31
|
| Agares |
|
L: oh. Wait hold on do you not have a penis or something
|
22:31
|
| joe king |
|
h: (facepalm)
|
22:32
|
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h: i have a child.
|
22:32
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h: whos mother gave birth to him.
|
22:32
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| Agares |
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L: Oh well I didn’t know that you see nowadays you never know you and your wife could’ve both been born different sexes and you gave birth to him
|
22:33
|
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L: I learned about it because Friend you know she’s always been a guy to me but honestly I think being a female suits her better
|
22:35
|
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L: with the way she acts
|
22:35
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Sleep well Micheal
|
22:58
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Wednesday, 23. March 2022 |
| joe king |
|
yup i pissed decently
|
07:18
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Thursday, 24. March 2022 |
| Agares |
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L: (refills) jeez I should stop drinking so fast. Kind of easy to lose track of in the heat of conversation. I’m sorry you’re having to pay for this by the way, you don’t look very happy with me right now
|
00:15
|
| joe king |
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h: :| no no you’re fine.
|
00:16
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| Agares |
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L: not happy at all :)
|
00:17
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L: so most of this has been about me. How’s your life?
|
00:18
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| joe king |
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h: uneventful mostly
|
00:20
|
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h: i would love to run away and forget all my responsibilities like my son attempted to,but where would i even begin
|
00:20
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h: oh if only there was a shadow who would sit through all my long boring meetings for me and take me out clubbing on weekends. a man can only wish.
|
00:21
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| Agares |
|
L: ahahhah I’m very familiar with that feeling and there’s no reason why you can’t still have that
|
00:22
|
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L: not sure about the clubbing. No money and I don’t drink so..
|
00:22
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L: sounds weird
|
00:23
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| joe king |
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h: thats why i cant sign (pensive)
|
00:23
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| Agares |
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L: why because I can’t go clubbing with you on the weekends? Ambe would be pissed if I asked for money to do that
|
00:24
|
| joe king |
|
Ltvasleep
|
00:36
|
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|
Not asleep but my benadryl is kicking in
|
00:36
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h: i think she would love for you to be out of her hair
|
00:36
|
| Agares |
|
L: yeah but not if it meant taking money from her I’m supposed to be paying her actually
|
00:37
|
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Piss goodnight
|
00:48
|
| joe king |
|
I saprp
|
01:14
|
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Kkellleeor
|
01:14
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Okdprrp
|
01:14
|
| Agares |
|
Hello
|
01:16
|
| joe king |
|
Wtf i dont remember sending these
|
08:25
|
|
|
Im being legit not even trying to be funny what the fuck
|
08:25
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|
Friday, 25. March 2022 |
| joe king |
|
I sosjxj
|
00:09
|
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Isnejxkneddddd
|
00:09
|
| Agares |
|
Hello
|
00:09
|
| joe king |
|
Shall we
|
00:09
|
| Agares |
|
Yes
|
00:09
|
| joe king |
|
(grimacingface)yeam
|
00:09
|
| Agares |
|
Yes
|
00:10
|
| joe king |
|
h: (angry)
|
00:10
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|
HELP I FORGOT THE EMOJI EXPLODED
|
00:11
|
| Agares |
|
CKADOA
|
00:11
|
| joe king |
|
just pretend he looks somewhat dissatisfied.
|
00:11
|
| Agares |
|
L: I’m actually trying to save up money. To get a normal apartment or something similar
|
00:11
|
|
|
L: so no I can’t just go do things because I want to or because some guy wants me to
|
00:13
|
| joe king |
|
h: get an apartment where exactly?
|
00:14
|
| Agares |
|
L: hmmm probably Pluto. About the only place that’s not super expensive
|
00:14
|
|
|
L: oh yeah you don’t know where that is
|
00:14
|
| joe king |
|
h: ?
|
00:14
|
|
|
h: like the planet?
|
00:14
|
| Agares |
|
L: haha nooo it’s the city next to the slums I live in currently
|
00:15
|
| joe king |
|
h: i have like,3 seperate guest rooms at my mansion
|
00:16
|
|
|
h: usually empty spare for babysitting sometimes
|
00:16
|
| Agares |
|
L: why are you offering things to me? I’m the one who’s supposed to be helping you for free
|
00:17
|
| joe king |
|
h: youre in no place to help me youre way worse off :J
|
00:20
|
| Agares |
|
L: that’s what shadows are for Hal
|
00:20
|
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|
L: where do you even think you’re going with this. I’ve told you my life was controlled for a long time and you think you’re going to have any success giving me a room, and paying to listen to me, and probably buying me food
|
00:23
|
| joe king |
|
h: yeah you deserve someone like me
|
00:25
|
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|
h: i will be like a fukcing splinter,festering
|
00:25
|
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h: with you for your entire miserable afterlife
|
00:25
|
| Agares |
|
L: how long do you think my lifespan is Hal?
|
00:26
|
| joe king |
|
h: who knows i intend to be there for every second of it until your dust
|
00:26
|
|
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h: (sips drink) you brought this on yourself walking in on me
|
00:27
|
| Agares |
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L: shadows wither into dust and then nothing when they die so that’s not vaguely threatening at all :) I should just get up and leave
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00:27
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| joe king |
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h: maybe
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00:28
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h: but your gonna come back
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00:28
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Ok well my internet broke
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00:30
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I sent this like 5 minutes ago for reference
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00:30
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Ok yea idfk what happened my wifi and data is down
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00:33
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Im gonna try to te you on my computer while its broken
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00:34
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| Agares |
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L: I kind of just wanted you to be my client
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00:35
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| joe king |
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LMAO ITS BEEN DOWN FOR LIKE 12 MINUTES
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00:39
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bro no one in my house has data im coocoo
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00:39
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| Agares |
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Yikes it’s okay I’m still here
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00:39
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| joe king |
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im using my wifi but its kinda flimsy on skype just to warn you
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00:39
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| Agares |
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Okay
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00:39
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| joe king |
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Im gomna try to look up what happened rq
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00:40
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Nope wifi died now
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00:41
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| Agares |
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L: sigh I guess you’re pretty right about that sir
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00:41
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| joe king |
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Bro idk whats happening
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00:42
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| Agares |
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It’s back
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00:42
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| joe king |
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Yea but my msgs are loading really slow
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00:43
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God
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00:45
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Ok i tried to text u on discord but it didnt work
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00:45
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Idk why my wifis so slow
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00:45
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Ok i give up peace
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00:51
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No service
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00:52
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Z
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01:01
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D
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01:01
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O
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01:01
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C
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01:01
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Rk
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01:01
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Sk
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01:01
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C
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01:01
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N
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01:01
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| Agares |
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Here t they are
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01:02
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Yay Skype says you’re online
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01:02
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| joe king |
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yippee
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01:03
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| Agares |
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You want to continue or do you wanna wait longer to make sure it’s staying
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01:04
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| joe king |
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Hold on
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01:07
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Some stuff happened
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01:07
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| Agares |
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Oki
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01:07
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| joe king |
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Data died again so good call i guess
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01:08
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| Agares |
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Lol yeah ig so
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01:13
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| joe king |
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I guess not long enough forvthat to go through but nothing sends now
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01:14
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| Agares |
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We can just call it quits for tonight because too many problems
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01:17
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| joe king |
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I wish i could send you what just happened to my phone its so funny
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01:34
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I have a glitchcore theme now
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01:34
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Sunday, 27. March 2022 |
| joe king |
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Yippee
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01:42
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I went joker mode in this gc sorry
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01:42
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The dip in my screen is actually getting worse
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01:43
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Anyway.
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01:43
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| Agares |
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| ‟ | L: sigh I guess you’re pretty right about that sir
— Agares, 25.03.2022 00:41 |
Last msg
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01:44
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| joe king |
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h: you need me boy your free will is an illusion
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01:44
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| Agares |
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L: do you think I’m more free as a leech or saving for my own place to live?
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01:45
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| joe king |
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h: youve never been free your entire life what makes you think anythings going to suddenly change just because youre “saving up”
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01:47
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h: does hell not have credit scores?
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01:48
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| Agares |
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L: because I’m doing better Hal I can function as a normal person
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01:49
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| joe king |
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h: can you.....????
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01:51
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h: youve talked about how much you missed and needed friend half of our conversation
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01:51
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h: not to mention your prudish demeanor
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01:51
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| Agares |
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L: Yes that doesn’t impair the way I attempt to handle money and the way I interact with strangers in the underworld
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01:52
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L: you may think I’m very self obsessed but you didn’t know me back in the day, so you can’t exactly make a decent judgement on that
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01:54
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| joe king |
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h: youre delusional
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01:56
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h: its taking everything in my power to not throw my drink at you
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01:56
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h: mostly the fact that i would hate to waste a perfectly good drink
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01:56
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| Agares |
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L: sorry, sorry. Wanna reset the conversation clearly we took the wrong road :) I’m not delusional
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01:58
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| joe king |
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h: someone needed to tell you (sips drink)
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02:01
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| Agares |
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L: no one else has told me because you’re wrong Hal. Why do you want to house a man so ill anyway? Most would avoid it at all costs unless it was a family member with nowhere else to go
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02:03
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L: since you’re so sure I’m delusional
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02:04
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| joe king |
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h: think of my tlc like a mental ward
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02:04
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h: your kept away from the rest of society
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02:04
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| Agares |
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L: okay and I’m supposed to be trapped playing billiards until I learn that you’re NOT controlling me and you’re only here to help
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02:06
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L: I suppose I’m not allowed outside unaccompanied as well
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02:06
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| joe king |
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h: if you want that
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02:08
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h: it sounds like you want that
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02:08
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| Agares |
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L: when I was alive I was always being watched and for my safety I was never permitted to go outdoors without a chaperone. This would make sense for a child but it was that way until my demise in my 20s
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02:10
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L: I know you think I am like a child, and I agree with you to a point, my situation was very childish from start to end
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02:13
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L: wahh I’m a famous celebrity who has to get up at 9 o clock in the morning to do my Coca-Cola advert I’m so sad!
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02:14
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| joe king |
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h: i dont think youre like a child bur you are childish
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02:17
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| Agares |
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L: thinking. Coca cola. Once my dad reprimanded me at the dinner table for drinking an entire bottle of coke earlier in the day when I wasn’t allowed to and then he didn’t let me eat dinner I just remembered that
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02:20
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L: not saying he was cruel then I broke the rules
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02:20
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| joe king |
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h: thats silly. do you want me to buy you a coke later
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02:22
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| Agares |
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L: I mean.. I mean yeah! If you got the spare cash
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02:23
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| joe king |
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h: i have the spare cash.
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02:24
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| Agares |
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L: don’t worry over my lifespan I’ve had plenty of sugary drinks usually not the full thing though because like I said I did advertisements and I was told to throw it away afterwards
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02:25
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| joe king |
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h: dont get me wrong i feel bad for you
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02:30
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h: but i also think you are beyond help and youre just going to hurt anyones life you enter
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02:30
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h: so im trying to like,minimize your burden on society
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02:30
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| Agares |
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L: very valiant effort. Are you holding any other adults in your mental asylum of a home?
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02:33
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L: apart from maybe your son sometimes
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02:33
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| joe king |
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IWJDKCOFKEC
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02:36
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h: nope just you
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02:36
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h: you can take the guest bed or the right side of mine
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02:36
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| Agares |
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L: only if you’re not in it Hal. Oh and the sheets would have to be washed before I slept in there
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02:38
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| joe king |
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h: see heres the prude act again
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02:39
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h: how do you expect to get by when youre like this
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02:39
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| Agares |
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L: just because I don’t want to unnecessarily sleep in a bed with another man doesn’t mean I’m prudish
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02:40
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| joe king |
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h: saying my sheets need to be washed though? come on my house is more sterile than a hospital at this point
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02:41
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| Agares |
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L: it has dead skin and shit all over it even if you’ve only slept in it one night
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02:42
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L: I wouldn’t expect you to sleep in my sheets even if I had almost freshly washed sheets
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02:43
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| joe king |
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h: i dont sleep in my own bed that often lachry
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02:43
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h: in fact i dont sleep much at all due to. Well
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02:43
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| Agares |
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L: due to what?
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02:44
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| joe king |
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h: (gestures to nose)
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02:48
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h: yaknooooo
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02:48
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| Agares |
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L: oh hahaha (xd)
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02:49
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That emoji is scarier than I remember
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02:50
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| joe king |
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wdjjtrdvhysfgWFHTFFH
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02:51
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it fits
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02:51
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| Agares |
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L: that’s alright Hal.
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02:52
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L: you said your job used to be management I assume you don’t have much control over your company anymore? You seem sad about it though. Aren’t these the good years? You can just be a rich guy without having to work for it?
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02:53
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| joe king |
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h: yup
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02:57
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| Agares |
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L: sounds like a good deal to me.
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02:57
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| joe king |
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h: why do you want to run it
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03:03
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| Agares |
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L: no I just don’t understand why you’d be upset
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03:03
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L: a lot of people didn’t understand why I was upset either though so I guess it’s not so black and white
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03:04
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| joe king |
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h: im not terribly upset but i dont have anything to do
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03:09
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h: like,literally
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03:09
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h: every woman i talk to is on a completely different level than me
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03:09
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| Agares |
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L: that’s alright I don’t have anything to do either
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03:15
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Sorry Skype is not giving me notifs for some reason
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03:15
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Piss
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03:33
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| joe king |
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h: 👁_👁
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23:37
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| Agares |
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L: well you know I know Ambe but she’s not doing anything for me and she’s young anyway, graduated high school just last year
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23:38
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L: not sure about her “real age” though having not finished high school and dying when you’re 17 doesn’t mean anything for how long you’ve been dead
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23:39
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L: my guess is not very long though because she talks about posting on social media as a childhood activity
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23:40
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| joe king |
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h: (unamused)
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23:41
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| Agares |
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L: I prefer more conservative women as far as clothing anyway. No one should see my woman’s midsection but me
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23:41
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| joe king |
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HEDGJKYFFHB?
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23:42
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| Agares |
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He’s. Talking about crop tops
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23:43
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| joe king |
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h: (deathgrip on glass)
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23:43
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| Agares |
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L: what kind of women are you into Hal :)
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23:43
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L: you know if you could have any imaginary woman what would you pick
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23:45
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| joe king |
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h: cant say
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23:45
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h: i dont really think about it and me and my wife werent terribly close
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23:46
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h: we only had a kid because she wanted one
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23:46
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| Agares |
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L: I’d only have a kid to give my genes and Kane last name as far as raising a kid? Not interested
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23:46
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L: it used to be a fairly frequent conversation about which of my coworkers I should start a family with
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23:47
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| joe king |
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h: you like to talk about yourself a lot
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23:50
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| Agares |
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L: hehehe yeahh I really do
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23:51
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| joe king |
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h: weewerlll.....what do you think about me
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23:53
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h: still want to murder me or did I successfully knock you down a peg
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23:54
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| Agares |
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L: I never wanted to murder you hal :) you’re strange
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23:54
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| joe king |
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h: well possess me what ever
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23:55
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h: your not gonna find any freedom in my life im always getting bothered
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23:55
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| Agares |
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L: I don’t want freedom in your life Hal I want life in your life
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23:56
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L: if that makes any sense
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23:56
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| joe king |
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Fag
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23:58
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h: why dont you just like,spend it with me,as a separate entity
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23:58
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Monday, 28. March 2022 |
| Agares |
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L: spend? Life? WITH you? I can follow in your shadow everywhere you go but that requires you sign the contract. Then I would be with you
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00:00
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L: clearly you don’t want that
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00:02
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L: if you’re trying to put me into prison there are easier ways
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00:02
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| joe king |
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h: no just like
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00:03
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h: you know
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00:03
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| Agares |
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L: :|
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00:04
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| joe king |
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h: like as friends
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00:04
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| Agares |
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L: do you think you can visibly drag a demon with you everywhere you go?
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00:04
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L: I’m not a demon but a horned creature none the less
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00:05
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| joe king |
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h: hmm
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00:08
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h: you could wear a big hat.
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00:08
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| Agares |
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L: the tail isn’t an issue stuffing your tail down your pants is a common practice
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00:09
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| joe king |
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h: youre out now also. youve gotten a few looks but i dont think anyone actually thinks demons,or shadows are real around here
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00:09
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h: everyone thought the hauntings were a hoax,so
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00:10
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h: you wanna go leech off someone else itd be quite easy
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00:10
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| Agares |
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L: really? I guess you did have certified underworldian wackos and a self identified “ghost hunter” tell you about us
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00:10
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| joe king |
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h: youre fucking patheitic hahahaha
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00:14
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h: i think i hate you
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00:14
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| Agares |
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L: you know what Hal you too
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00:15
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L: you even acknowledge that I could be getting my meal right now instead of staying here out of the kindness of my heart :)
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00:18
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L: I’m famished
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00:19
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| joe king |
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h: you wanna go back to my place
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00:19
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| Agares |
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L: not hungry for food, but it would be more convenient to be in private especially since it looks like it’s about to rain unless it’s always that dark and cloudy
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00:21
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| joe king |
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h: do you have like telleporationing
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00:22
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| Agares |
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L: well yes but I’ve drank a lot
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00:23
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L: you can decide if you want to take your chances getting teleported somewhere random. I’ve never really had problems with it
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00:24
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L: the only time I think I couldn’t teleport for alcohol reasons was when that one guy left me hammered off my base in some area I had only been around once or twice
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00:27
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Dude don’t fall asleep they’re about to go to the house
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00:31
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| joe king |
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Okps
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00:34
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| Agares |
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Yay Michael finished pissing
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00:35
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| joe king |
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h: try your best or ill kill you too
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00:35
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| Agares |
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L: holds out hand on table okay but you have to take my hand. On touch my wrist or something if hand holding is too risky for you it just needs to be physical contact
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00:36
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L: since you don’t trust me
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00:37
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| joe king |
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h: (holds hand)
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00:40
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| Agares |
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L: teleports to Hal’s house here we are (immediately lets go of Hal’s hand)
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00:41
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| joe king |
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d: ?
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00:42
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| Agares |
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L: oh shit (cast)
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00:42
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| joe king |
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d: oh hi dad phila wanted to come back here and see the bowling alley so i was setting things up
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00:43
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d: wait. Wait
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00:43
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d: how did you get in here
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00:43
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h: son you should take phila to the park.
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00:43
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h: our bownljng alley is broken he cant come.
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00:44
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| Agares |
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L: talking to only Hal I bet Delphia would rather sit in a broken bowling alley than go outside
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00:45
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| joe king |
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d: uh. Dad
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00:48
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d: youre with that guy arent you.
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00:48
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h: :J
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00:49
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| Agares |
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L: Aw he’s so concerned isn’t he. He thinks I’m going to hurt you truth is you confessed murder to me!
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00:51
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L: can you get him to go away
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00:52
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| joe king |
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h: that doesnt mean anything
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00:53
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d: What
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00:53
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h: yes im with that guy
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00:54
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d: oh.... uh
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00:54
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d: okay. Um. i dont think thats safe
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00:54
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d: and you look like youve been drinking too
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00:54
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| Agares |
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L: it’s not his business. Your life
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00:55
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| joe king |
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d: ...
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00:59
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d: i want no part of whatever bullshit this is have fun
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01:00
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| Agares |
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L: he’s really going to be annoying huh
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01:00
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| joe king |
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h: are you talking to me
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01:02
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d: (gone)
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01:02
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| Agares |
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L: (out of cast) I’m just giving my opinions and tips for the situation
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01:03
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L: were you not thinking about how much you hate your son being all in your business for no reason
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01:04
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| joe king |
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h: no
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01:09
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h: ohhhh i see what youre trying to do....already too
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01:09
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| Agares |
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L: Oh well what do you think about when your son talks to you like that
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01:10
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| joe king |
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h: normal
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01:17
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h: hes a grown man lachry
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01:17
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| Agares |
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L: he’s a grown man bringing his weird demon nephew to play bowling in your house without asking
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01:18
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L: I’m sure he doesn’t have to ask but maybe he should have to. That’s my opinion but clearly we differ
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01:19
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| joe king |
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h: im happy he found a family
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01:22
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h: christ i really hate you talking about mine like this actually
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01:23
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| Agares |
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L: okay I’ll back off on the criticism of your son sorry I just don’t like him too much
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01:24
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| joe king |
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h: what did he do to you
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01:27
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| Agares |
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L: he’s too judgmental of you to be the way he is annndd moving on you have a bowling alley in your house
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01:27
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| joe king |
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h: the way he is?
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01:29
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| Agares |
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L: if you have a bowling alley you must have a ton of other interesting things here
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01:29
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| joe king |
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h: uh yeah sure stop talking about my son
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01:30
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| Agares |
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L: I am
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01:30
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L: I have ceased all negative Devi related activity I just wanna know about your home
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01:31
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| joe king |
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h: yes i do its in the basement you cant use it youve pissed me off
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01:32
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| Agares |
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L: I’m sorry I didn’t know you had such strong feelings about him
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01:33
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L: I assumed you didn’t like him that’s the normal father son situation right?
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01:33
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| joe king |
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h: no i love my son :(
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01:36
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| Agares |
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L: that’s nice
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01:37
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| joe king |
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h: im tired of your little pity shtick you know whattt (puts his hands around lachrys neck)
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01:38
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h: im actually SOSO tired of it i might kill you right here
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01:38
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| Agares |
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L: really? Would you like to try?
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01:38
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| joe king |
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h: would i
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01:39
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h: no one would care either way
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01:39
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h: you die everyones just going to celebrate for 2 minutes and move on with there life
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01:39
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| Agares |
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L: yeah. Friend might take a shot but that’s about it for who would care
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01:40
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| joe king |
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h: and yet i cannt cause your so PATHETIC and death would be too easy for you
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01:42
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| Agares |
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L: yep. It sure sucks as a murderer who prefers a motive to finally get someone and realize it would be worse to keep them alive than to kill them
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01:45
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| joe king |
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h: i hate you i really do
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01:46
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| Agares |
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L: yeah yeah I know now can you please let go of me? I’m not even trapped I’m a shadow
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01:46
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| joe king |
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h: hmmmmmmm(wasntme) do you want me to
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01:47
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| Agares |
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L: I’d think it was lame if I knew my kill was not struggling to leave and simply stood there
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01:48
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| joe king |
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h: yeah okay
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01:50
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h: (lets go) i hate being so conflicted
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01:51
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| Agares |
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L: thank you
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01:52
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L: you’re a rollercoaster I’m starting to warm up to it
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01:52
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| joe king |
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Fag
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01:53
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h: what do you mmean rollercoaster
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01:53
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| Agares |
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L: lots of ups and downs VERY close together (moves finger around like the track of a rollercoaster) I think we are here. (stops finger near the start of the rollercoaster on the second loop)
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01:55
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| joe king |
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h: hmm
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01:56
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Fag
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01:58
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| Agares |
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L: We aren’t even at the first drop yet. Could you give me a tour of your house? We don’t have to go down to the bowling alley if you’re going do whatever you just did again
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01:58
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| joe king |
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h: yeah okay
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01:59
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theyre like this
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02:00
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02:00
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| Agares |
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Lmao
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02:01
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Lachry isn’t concerned the only caution light in his head is that this guy isn’t above murder
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02:01
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| joe king |
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h: well touve been in the dining room
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02:02
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h: ill show you the kitchen and then cut through to the living room
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02:02
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| Agares |
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L: alright lead the way
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02:03
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| joe king |
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h: (walks to kitchen) the kitchen is quite simple and streamlined but you will see in the living room we went for more of a retrofuturistic look
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02:03
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h: very gaudy,very sterile
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02:03
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| Agares |
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L: do you actually know how to cook? I never learned how
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02:04
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| joe king |
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h: yes
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02:04
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h: but i cant cook well as i dont do it very often
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02:04
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| Agares |
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L: well I understand you’re above that now as a ceoguy or whatever
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02:05
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| joe king |
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h: im going to show you how it feels to die twice if you dont start biting your tongue
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02:06
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h: anyway, the livingroom,we had the furniture custom made by an old friend
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02:07
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| Agares |
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L: you’ve given me far too much wine to expect much tongue biting sir. This furniture is very nice though. Who’s the old friend? Do they own a company here in Verdens?
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02:08
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| joe king |
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h: no theyve moved away now
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02:09
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| Agares |
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L: hey at least you have the furniture to remember them by
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02:10
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| joe king |
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h: sure. but this old thing is from our home in Norway (pats couch)
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02:11
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h: somehow still intact.
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02:11
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| Agares |
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L: hmm Norwegian couch very exotic does Devi like having things from Norway?
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02:12
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| joe king |
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h: i dont rightly know if he cares
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02:12
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| Agares |
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L: I guess it makes sense he’s mostly grown up American but I know sometimes people decide they’ll immerse themselves in their homeland’s culture even if they left when they were very little
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02:13
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L: I don’t have a problem with that
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02:14
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| joe king |
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h: and next to the living room is my study
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02:17
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h: basically a storage room for my books
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02:17
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h: not many interesting things downstairs youve seen the pool room,theres a room with all my exercise equipment next to it and thats about it
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02:18
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h: so lets go upstairs (walks up stairs) you may have noticed the alcove in the stairs,that was my idea
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02:20
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| Agares |
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L: very nice
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02:21
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| joe king |
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h: up here is just a small entertainment area, my record player set out i need to replace the neeedle and uh
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02:22
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| Agares |
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L: you have a RECORD PLAYER
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02:22
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| joe king |
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h: my office and uh
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02:22
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h: yes
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02:22
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h: and my bedroom
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02:23
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| Agares |
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L: I have some records I need to bring my records! After you replace the needle of course
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02:23
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L: you’re right you do have a very sterile looking bedroom
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02:24
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| joe king |
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h: yep (sits on bed) and in the corner is my record collection
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02:25
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| Agares |
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L: (looks through records) I’ll be honest with you I have no idea who most of these people are I don’t really keep up
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02:26
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| joe king |
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h: lot of them are older than me
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02:26
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h: (lays down) mim tired
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02:27
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| Agares |
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L: I always kind of thought I was born in the wrong generation I- hm? (turns around) so you’re just going to bed now with me here.
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02:28
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| joe king |
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WFHJYGGHHHFFHJ
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02:29
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h: what do you want from me i drank nearly two bottles of wine
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02:29
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| Agares |
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L: hey I certainly drank a good portion of that I’m surprised I’m keeping myself upright so well
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02:31
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| joe king |
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h: mmjhnmhm
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02:31
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| Agares |
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L: ugh okay where’s your guest room guess I’m staying tonight
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02:32
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| joe king |
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h: theres one in the basement annd zz
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02:33
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h: why
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02:33
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h: im going to kill you in your slwwp
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02:33
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| Agares |
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L: sure you are, (puts on mask) people know me where I live I’d prefer to not show myself drunk
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02:34
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| joe king |
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h: whatsthat
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02:36
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| Agares |
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L: my mask I was given it when I died (sits on bed)
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02:37
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| joe king |
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h: looks dumb
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02:37
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| Agares |
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L: yeah why do you think I don’t wear it
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02:38
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| joe king |
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h: (trys to take it off) more metaphorical pity bullshit from you
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02:38
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| Agares |
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L: HEY. (Gets his hand off of the mask) Please don’t touch it
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02:39
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| joe king |
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h: or else what
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02:39
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h: (gets up and reachs for it again)
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02:40
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| Agares |
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L: (holds both of Hal’s hands up in the air) stop playing with me I just don’t want it messed with
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02:41
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| joe king |
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h: why not
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02:41
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Fag
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02:41
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Fag moment live slug reaction faggotry
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02:41
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| Agares |
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L: it’s important to being a shadow
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02:43
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| joe king |
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h: hope you drop it and it breaks
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02:47
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| Agares |
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L: they don’t break that easy (lets Hal’s hands down)
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02:47
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| joe king |
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h: i have a hammer around here some where
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02:49
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h: (lays down on lachrys lap)
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02:49
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| Agares |
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L: WHAT
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02:49
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| joe king |
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hes not gay hes just a troll
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02:49
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| Agares |
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sorry
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02:50
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| joe king |
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just trolling
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02:50
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| Agares |
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L: get off of me right now
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02:50
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L: unless you want to be shadowpossesskilled
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02:50
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| joe king |
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h: you cant
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02:50
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h: i dont trust you remeber
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02:50
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| Agares |
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L: I can. Physical contact makes a bridge for magic. Remember?
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02:51
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| joe king |
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h: is that some kind of euphemism shadowsuse
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02:51
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h: zzzzzz
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02:51
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| Agares |
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L: it’s a demon euphemism actually………… god
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02:52
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L: how did I get here
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02:52
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| joe king |
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h: you tell me
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02:53
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h: coming into my house uninvited and all that
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02:54
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| Agares |
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L: Trying to hurt you (tries to push Hal off of him and takes off his coat) I don’t even care anymore I’m tired this is the most exhausting day I’ve had in a while
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02:56
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| joe king |
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h: you deserve it
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02:56
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| Agares |
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L: I guess (lays down)
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02:57
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L: (turned away from Hal) can I take a shower in the morning
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02:58
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L: guess it doesn’t matter…. Zz
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03:01
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| joe king |
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d: daaaadddd i lied i have phila with me NOW were bowling
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03:03
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d: where is he god dam it
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03:03
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| Agares |
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P: oo you said a swear word caught you motherfuker
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03:04
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P: where is he usually
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03:04
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| joe king |
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d: i dont knoww
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03:04
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d: i dont want what i think to be true
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03:05
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| Agares |
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P: what do you think (looks up at Dev with baby eyes)
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03:05
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Phila would actually probably be around the same eye level as Devi but it’s funnier if he’s short
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03:06
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| joe king |
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EDHJYDCHH
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03:06
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d: hmmmm (goes upstairs to his bedroom) yep
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03:07
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d: (shuts door) okay well
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03:07
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d: i guess a lot more then alcoholism runs in the family
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03:07
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| Agares |
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P: do you mean fuh fuhfuh. YOUR DAD’S A FAGGOT
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03:08
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| joe king |
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?(3.($5:;4))75;)$7
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03:08
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| Agares |
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P: is that what you mean that’s the only other big trait I have about you. My alcoholic gay uncle
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03:08
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| joe king |
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d: (unamused)yes
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03:09
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d: with that dork too
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03:09
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| Agares |
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P: hmmmm the only dork we’ve both come in contact with recently iissss LACHRY??????????????
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03:10
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P: BUT LACHRY CANT BE GAY HES HOMOPHOBIC. GAYASS. GAYASS
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03:10
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| joe king |
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d: yes
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03:11
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| Agares |
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P: do you guys have bang energy in your bowling alley house I’m out (flips can over)
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03:11
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| joe king |
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d: my father told me he was planning to kill him after drinks
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03:11
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| Agares |
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P: I bet Lachry liked it
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03:12
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| joe king |
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d: no only beer
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03:12
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d: you cant have any either tryhard
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03:12
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| Agares |
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P: (pleadingface) beer that I can- oh boo
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03:12
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| joe king |
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d: also what di you mean lachry liked the drinks or the death threats?
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03:12
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d: my father is the kind of person to casually tell someone hes going to kill them
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03:13
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| Agares |
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P: death threats I bet he gets off on people wanting to or trying to kill him
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03:13
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| joe king |
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d: (grimacingface)
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03:13
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d: do you want me to call adrian i think he was busy doing adrian things
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03:14
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d: but he would probably like to bowl to
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03:15
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| Agares |
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P: what kind of Adrian things you’re such a nerd
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03:15
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| joe king |
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d: uh,i dont know weird stuff
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03:15
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d: like he walks through construction sites ans talks to the workers
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03:16
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| Agares |
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P: (Looks into distance for a minute) weird. Sorry all of my gears in my head are clanking together and jammed up because of thinking about Lachry and your dad I might throw up
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03:17
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| joe king |
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d: well i guess its not my business and who knows
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03:18
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d: maybe this is just how they are
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03:18
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d: like my dad really hates him i dont think theyre together
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03:19
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| Agares |
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P: BUT THAT MEANS THEY’RE HATEFUCKING bends over and puts his hands over his mouth
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03:19
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| joe king |
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d: excuse me young man
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03:20
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d: your too young to be saying or even thinking that
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03:21
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| Agares |
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P: no I think about sex a lot
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03:21
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P: not doing it or anything
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03:21
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| joe king |
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d: well how about you talk about it to your demon friends okay.
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03:21
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| Agares |
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P: who are you talking about they talk about getting plastered while playing golf
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03:23
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P: I don’t exactly relate to them
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03:23
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| joe king |
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d: nevermind okay lets go bowling.
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03:23
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| Agares |
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P: alright (thumbsup) (thumbsup)
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03:23
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P: I’m ready to beat the shit out of you rip you to shreds if I win I get a beer
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03:24
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| joe king |
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d: no i will just go get you a energy drink how about that?
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03:25
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| Agares |
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P: a pack of energy drinks we got a deal
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03:25
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| joe king |
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d: sigh okay
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03:25
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d: ok follow me i will show you
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03:26
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MEANWHILE
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03:26
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h: zzzz murder zzzzzzzz zzz zzz
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03:26
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| Agares |
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COANDOAHDOWHFSIFHISHVSIVJWVOEJF
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03:26
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What am I even supposed to say for that
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03:27
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| joe king |
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What happens next
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03:28
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Find out next time on dragon ball z
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03:28
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| Agares |
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Goodnight
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03:29
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Agares
joe king
