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Tuesday, 12. October 2021 |
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Added joe king.
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Changed the conversation topic to "#vent".
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20:28
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Added Agares.
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20:28
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Changed the conversation picture.
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20:28
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for our next rp.
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20:28
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i thought what i sent you was funny
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Call
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20:30
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Call ended
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20:30
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shoot
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20:30
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Wednesday, 13. October 2021 |
| Agares |
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I’m trying to plan my costume with my mom ;(
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20:36
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20:36
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| joe king |
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HELP
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20:59
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DID SHE SEE IT.
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21:00
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| Agares |
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No thankfully
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21:00
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Friday, 22. October 2021 |
| joe king |
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ok it begins uhhhh
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18:37
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where
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18:38
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| Agares |
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Maybe I will do a little but from the mayor the psa is about to be over
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18:39
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| joe king |
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okay
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18:39
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the mayor shood be a girlboss
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18:39
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im good at designing milfs let me do it.
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18:39
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| Agares |
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Okay you type for her then I guess
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18:40
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| joe king |
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no i dont know wh to say blushes
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18:40
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im shy
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18:40
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| Agares |
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Okay
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18:40
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| joe king |
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plus i think yuo have a better story going than me
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18:40
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| Agares |
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Verdens mayor: I promise you we are doing our best to find and prevent this new threat from getting any farther, all I have to ask from you right now is to stay calm, we are sending the bodies to better facilities then we have here in Verdens to study farther. Again we are sorry for the families who have experienced losses from this incident and we are looking into- loud thud from behind the stage and a couple kids come running out along with what appears to be an adult. A weird one
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18:45
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| joe king |
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w: what hte fuck
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18:45
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| Agares |
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R: running after the kids Aw I just wanted to play tag I’m sorry
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18:45
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L: that guy looks like a demon !
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18:46
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| joe king |
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w: does he
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18:46
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w: or maybe its a halloween costume. the world may never know
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18:46
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| Agares |
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F: he has two tails and they’re moving independently. Very high budget Halloween costume. We should go after the guy
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18:47
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F: uhhmmmm Phila get on stage
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18:48
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| joe king |
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w: facepalm
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18:49
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| Agares |
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P: shoves his way onstage and tries to talk into the mic does anyone know anything about that guy??? Look mayor ma’am I’m a professional
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18:50
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Mayor: a professional you look 12 get off stage before I have to force you this is a lot of chaos already. The police will look into whoever that guy was no need to be concerned
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18:53
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| joe king |
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w: walks onstage we’re supernatural extraordinaires. he does look 12 but
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18:53
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w: that is obviously a demon too
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18:54
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| Agares |
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P: yeah… tries to steal mic away from Wally and we think that demons like that might be part of your issue
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18:56
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F: goes to try to catch Reel quietly while everyone’s distracted
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18:56
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P: don’t be afraid to raise your hand if you know anything. If you don’t maybe you should go home for the moment
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18:58
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| joe king |
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w: sad they just keep multiplying i thought it was mostly confined to my hometown
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18:58
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max: ...????? raises hand
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18:58
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| Agares |
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P: YES sir sort of whispers but is still talking into the mic Laik write this down
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18:59
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| joe king |
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max: my friend ed here has a friend who was seeing some haunted stuff before they died do you think thats related in any way
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19:00
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edo: Probably important to mention we see this stuff at our own apartment. idiot
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19:00
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max: yea we do
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19:00
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| Agares |
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L: yells over crowd a little uhh what are your names and the name of your friend? So sorry for your loss by the way. It’s horrible to lose people to a haunting or targeting of any sort
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19:02
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edo: EDO A. OR ED FOR SHORT THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND MAXWELL OR MAX FOR SHORT
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19:04
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max: hides face
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19:04
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max: oh god
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19:04
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| Agares |
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L: types their names down
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19:05
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G: raises hand
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19:06
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| joe king |
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edo: OUR STORE IS LOCATED ON 7TH STREET YOU CANT MISS IT. WE SELL AUTHENTIC ATOM BRAND CLOTHING HANDCRAFTED BY THE MAN HIMSELF MAXWELL
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19:06
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max: too much yelling : (
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19:07
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| Agares |
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L: Wow!! Sounds really interesting I’ll have to- I mean goes up on stage I’ll have to visit sometime. On non paranormal investigator business just to shop
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19:08
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P: points to Glorie you next
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19:08
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G: what do these uhh.. demons look like or act like? When should we tell you about them?
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19:09
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L: it’s best to tell right away ma’am or sir. Whether or not you think they’re going to hurt you. Why, do you think you’ve seen or talked to one of these people?
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19:11
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| joe king |
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w: probably
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19:11
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w: does it have horns or a tail. if you say yes to either of these youre dealing with a demon
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19:12
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w: or the additional question does it have a mask
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19:12
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w: then you’ve got a shadow on your hands even worse in my opinion
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19:12
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w: blabslaabalslablabalaabalabalalavaalla etcetera etcetera
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19:12
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ed: wow this guy talks a lot
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19:13
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| Agares |
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P: Not just in your opinion Wally. Shadows are WAY worse you think anyone is scared of some loser who has to use a spell to magically kill someone? No.
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19:14
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G: .. well I guess I have seen one then. Please don’t go after him he means no harm
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19:15
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| joe king |
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w: all shadows mean harm
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19:15
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w: except one
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19:16
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| Agares |
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L: don’t listen to him many (but still a small minority mind you) of shadows are nice. What’s your name? We won’t hurt whatever demon or shadow you’ve come in contact with
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19:17
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G: my name is Glorie
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19:18
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w: i can kill it for you
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19:20
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| Agares |
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L: like I said don’t listen to him. turns away from the mic a little Where’s Friend
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19:21
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F: teleports behind them in cast and talks to them did I hear my name? I got him handcuffed he’s not a demon he’s a shadow but I don’t know where his mask is and he might not be exactly helpful
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19:24
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w: what the fuck
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19:25
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max: ?
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19:26
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max: i think maybe we should go home
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19:26
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ed: mmmm no im interested. plus possible customers if we stay in touch
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19:26
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| Agares |
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L: no no stay here Glorie too
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19:26
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F and P (Phila is copying what Friend is saying): Maybe not your home but we might need to go somewhere more private so the police don’t arrest us
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19:28
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w: we sound insane
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19:30
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max: a little???? maybe we can talk it out over lunch?????
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19:31
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| Agares |
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L: we’re like the ghostbusters though this is so cool
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19:31
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| joe king |
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ed: oh yes i forgot we were supposed to head to that high rise restaurant today before all this
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19:31
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| Agares |
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P: can we come to talk with you. Can you bring strangers to the high rise restaurant
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19:32
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ed: yes. its called ed’s by the way
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19:33
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ed: guess who owns it
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19:33
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| Agares |
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L: you own a restaurant??? Wow gets off stage and walks to Edo and max
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19:34
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| joe king |
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ed: yes
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19:35
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| Agares |
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P: what are we doing with the guy though, you put him in OUR handcuffs right not surface ones?
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19:36
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F: still in cast shhhh be more quiet and I brought underworld ones I’m not stupid
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19:37
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ed: ?
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19:37
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max: this is too much can i go back home?
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19:38
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ed: nope you’re my partner in crime
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19:38
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| Agares |
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P: I was just talking to our 4th investigator. You’ll see her in due time. Let’s go eat
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19:39
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| joe king |
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max: yayyyy.... : (
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19:42
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| Agares |
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L: I know this seems crazy. It was to me too when I first learned about it. I do have a tumblr blog though and I’m in the process of writing a short surfacer’s beginner guide to the underworld. It’s fiction to everyone else but us here know how true it really is
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19:43
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max: ....
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19:44
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ed: that sounds great maybe we’ll look at it. i dont know
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19:45
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ed: walks down the street to a tall building
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19:45
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ed: where we’re eating is on the third floor get ready for a couple flights of stairs
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19:46
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| Agares |
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P: like I haven’t had to walk up more in some of those snooty mansions lol runs and slams open the door, runs in and straight for the stairwell
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19:48
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L: haha he’s quite the funny kid isn’t he holds open door for everyone else to go through
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19:50
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G: this isn’t really needed. I’ll be fine thank you for your time
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19:54
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| joe king |
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sorry i was eating a quesadilla
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19:54
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| Agares |
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L: no your safety is needed
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19:54
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| joe king |
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it waa good
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19:54
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| Agares |
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Lol
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19:54
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| joe king |
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ed: kind of spoiled. are all kids like this now
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19:54
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| Agares |
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L: No I don’t think so. Phila’s kind of a special scenario. Maybe Wally will tell you about it, they’re cousin-brothers
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19:56
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w: ill pass
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19:58
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| Agares |
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L: speaking of Phila we need to get inside he might break something
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19:59
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| joe king |
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ed: : (
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20:00
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ed: i had a meal planned for just the two of us but we can make it work
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20:01
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ed: uhhhh what do you guys eat. the total would probably be like 400 dollars but ill pay
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20:02
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| Agares |
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L: Woah 400 dollars???? Don’t spend that much on us I have a few caprisuns on me I’ll drink those
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20:02
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| joe king |
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w: water
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20:03
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| Agares |
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G: why do you keep caprisuns with you?
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20:03
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L: shrugs I bought one somewhere and then I bought a box of them and I guess I just drink them now
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20:04
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Mom’s home
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20:06
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| joe king |
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K
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20:06
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Back
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20:09
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| joe king |
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yay
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20:10
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ed: strange people
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ed: whatever does anyone else want anything
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20:11
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| Agares |
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(Are they up the stairs at this point help)
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20:12
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| joe king |
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yes
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20:15
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| Agares |
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P: I’m hungry. For food just whatever you think is good and I want soda to drink
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20:17
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P: oh and do you have an apple? Just like a whole apple? I’d like 2 of those if you could
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20:18
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ed: what the fuck is wrong with you people
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20:20
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ed: okay. what about lobster thermidor
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20:21
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| Agares |
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P: if you think I’ll like it then sure. I don’t go to restaurants very often actually I usually opt out
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20:22
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P: oh I forgot to say please, I’m trying to be kind of polite today
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20:23
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G: I’ll just take water please
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20:25
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ed: okay gives orders to a chef
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20:28
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ed: kind of informal but i own the place so whatever
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20:29
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max: uhhhh ed
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20:30
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| Agares |
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P: the second apple is for the other investigator by the way. And before you ask yes the forth investigator exists she is real I’m not crazy and insane like that
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20:30
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| joe king |
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ed: okay ........
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20:31
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ed: ?
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20:31
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| Agares |
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L: what is it max
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20:31
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| joe king |
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max: ummm well its just one of his rivals is here its kind of awkward
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20:31
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ed: ugh
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20:31
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ed: walks over to a table fancy seeing you here still hanging out with homeless people?
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20:32
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???: i was just checking out the place,plus he’s not homeless he has an apartment im not that messed up.
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20:32
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max: awkward
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20:32
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| Agares |
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L: why’s he making fun of homeless people
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20:33
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| joe king |
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max: not sure. a lot of his friends use to be homeless
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20:33
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max: maybe weird rich people status thing
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20:34
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ed: well. how does it feel to own one less property than your business rival
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20:34
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???: fine i guess my friends been helping me distance myself from the material
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20:35
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ed: what ever
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20:35
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L: what place do you own ed’s rival?
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20:38
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| joe king |
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d: devi nilsen and it doesnt matter
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20:41
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d: but so many banks. so many office complexes. in my fathers name of course but im the one actually running them
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20:41
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| Agares |
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L: oooo sounds interesting my parents come here for business trips all the time but I only used to go when I was little
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20:42
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| joe king |
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w: really
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20:47
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also sorry for leaving randomly kinda busy
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20:47
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| Agares |
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It’s okay
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20:47
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| joe king |
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i shouldnt be for a while
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20:47
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???: whoa whats with all the new faces
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20:48
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w: whoaaa whats with the mask on your head.
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20:49
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???: i dunno its just fun. i just did it cause i was bored one day
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d: yeah youve had that since i met you wont even let me touch it
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20:50
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| Agares |
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L: mask. What’s your name if you don’t mind me asking
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20:50
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| joe king |
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a: adrian nice to meet ya
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20:50
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| Agares |
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P: ADRIAN?? For real that’s your name? Guess it’s a common name hm
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20:51
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| joe king |
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a: what is that your name too little dude
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20:51
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a: i guess we’re twins..........
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20:52
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| Agares |
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P: no my name’s Phila
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20:52
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| joe king |
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a: oh. ew
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a: lights a cigarette
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20:53
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| Agares |
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P: hey if you wanna fucking fight then we’re gonna have to go back down the stairs because I’m being polite today
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20:53
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| joe king |
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ed: DO YOU HAVE ANY CLASS NO SMOKING IN MY RESTAURANT
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ed: NO FIGHTING EITHER GOD JESUS FUCK head in hands
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20:53
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| Agares |
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P: I wasn’t gonna fight in here I promise
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20:54
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| joe king |
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a: new rule proposed by me no yelling in your restaurant
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a: and also this table is a free smoking zone
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w: laik
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20:55
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w: whispers do you think thats a shadow or am i just paranoid again
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20:55
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| Agares |
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L: that’s a shadow isn’t it. Adrian?
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20:55
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| joe king |
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w: yes but. thats such a normal name for a shadow
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20:56
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w: and look no horns or tail. maybe its just some weird guy with a mask on his head city folk ive noticed are weird like that
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20:56
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| Agares |
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P: you know Sonder didn’t have horns or a tail when I first met him. drinks soda just a thought
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20:57
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| joe king |
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w: hm
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w: interrogation!
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20:57
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w: ADRIAN ever heard of ... a shadow
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20:58
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my internet keeps going out ughhh
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20:59
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well i sent these a while ago
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20:59
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I see
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20:59
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| joe king |
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a: nope
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w: well that settles it
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w: not
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20:59
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w: whats with that mask
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20:59
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w: would be a shame if someone ripped it off
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21:00
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a: okay back off weird kid i dont even know your name
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21:00
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w: wally price prince of the underworld. any of that sound familiar
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21:00
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w: friend? queen of the underworld? does that ring a bell
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21:01
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a: nope
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21:01
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| Agares |
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P: if you were normal you would’ve realized who was standing in front of you ages ago. Surfie!
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21:01
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| joe king |
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d: is there any reason why you’re harassing my friend
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21:01
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w: you “friend” might be a shadow leeching off of your life energy
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21:01
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d: thats hot
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21:02
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d: i mean what. oh no
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21:02
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| Agares |
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L: why is everyone so weird (angry)
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21:02
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| joe king |
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w: oh no is right. people exposed to shadows directly succumb to death in the most painful ways
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21:02
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HELP THE EMOJI
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21:02
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| Agares |
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P: yeah except for me and Wally we’re special little boys cough
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21:03
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| joe king |
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w: my advice to you mr nilsen... is try to take his mask off one day,see what happens
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21:04
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a: : /
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21:04
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a: you know i really feel like i should call the cops or something right now. feeling real solicited at the moment
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21:04
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| Agares |
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P: what do you think happens when you take a shadow’s mask Wally it doesn’t like kill them
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21:04
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| joe king |
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w: i read that it does.
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21:04
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w: be quiet.
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21:04
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| Agares |
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P: no shadows die from a stake in the heart (zanyface)
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21:05
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| joe king |
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THE EMOJI WHY DO U KEEP.
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DOING THEM IM CRYNTG
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21:05
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w: i cant just ask some middle aged businessman to put a stake through his friends heart
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21:06
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d: middle aged? im 25
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21:06
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w: life expectancy is short where we’re from
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21:06
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d: nods slowly and lights a cigarette where are you all from
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21:07
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max: just eavesdropping
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21:07
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| Agares |
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L: I grew up in Popsicle but I live in toothpick now. Maybe you haven’t heard of toothpick you can get to it off of daburbs but my neighbor keeps taking all the signs directing to it down so : /
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21:08
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| joe king |
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d: so youre from the country?
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21:08
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| Agares |
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P: THE COUNTRY WOSJAOSJA I WISH!! Sorry. Toothpick is a small town and I do consider it the wild wild midwest
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21:10
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| joe king |
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w: are you okay
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d: i grew up in norway
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d: i moved here because of my dad
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a: he misses being a little lad and living in the fjords and being a viking and stuff
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21:11
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| Agares |
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P: aw. Sometimes I miss living in a slum
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21:12
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| joe king |
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d: ?
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d: thats terrible. where did you live at
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21:12
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| Agares |
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P: in hell. Now I live in a giant hilltop mansion and get all the candy I can eat so don’t worry
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21:14
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P: but if worse comes to worse I know where my real home is
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21:14
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| joe king |
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d: ???
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21:17
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w: will you stop. talking
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21:17
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w: hes going through a phase dont mind him
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21:17
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| Agares |
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P: I like this guy
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21:17
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| joe king |
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w: who?!
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21:17
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| Agares |
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P: not you Wally you can piss off I mean Devi
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21:18
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| joe king |
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w: as to you phila
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21:20
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d: ...
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21:20
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d: adrian. how about you go talk to this phila guy somewhere
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21:21
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d: i need to have a talk about accounting. and business stuff. you know how it is
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21:21
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a: umm okay sure
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21:21
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a: goes to a different table theyre talking about me being a shadow
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21:22
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| Agares |
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P: goes to the same table as Adrian well I’m a shadow too they should be talking about me
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21:22
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| joe king |
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d: so... if hes really a “shadow” i mean im not saying he is but ive had my suspicions hes not human
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21:23
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a: ...
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21:23
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a: really
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21:23
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| Agares |
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P: yeah well I’m still stuck in a body. But my soul’s more tied to a piece of paper then the body, like a mask. But I don’t have one of those yet
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21:24
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L: if he’s really a shadow then I think there’s a program for shadows to help them be less you know.. life force sucky to humans. Friend wants all shadows who want to be surface dwellers to be in it last I heard
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21:26
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| joe king |
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a: between you and me i died before any of the people in this room were even born
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21:27
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d: ....
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21:28
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d: well what if hes not a shadow. how can i be so sure
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21:28
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| Agares |
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L: we’ll make sure. The fourth investigator with us is named Leader Friend. She’s a shadow, plus the reaper, so she will test him
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21:30
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| joe king |
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d: so shadows are like a real thing. okay. this is totally normal
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21:31
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max: !!!!!!
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21:31
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| Agares |
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L: Friend’s a nice shadow. Nice as in she won’t hurt you without it being necessary. She can hear us by the way
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21:32
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| joe king |
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max: i know we’re supposed to be enemies because of ed and all but one of our friends died from being targeted by one i think.... if youre friends with one thats so scary i dont want anything bad to happen to you even though ed hates you
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21:32
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d: thanks
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21:32
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d: smokes another cigarette come out friend-shadow
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21:33
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| Agares |
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P: oh shit she’s gonna come out. Introducing leader Friend, queen of the underworld n shit. All bow down
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21:34
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| joe king |
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a: head in hands fuck
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21:34
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| Agares |
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F: comes out of cast slowly, no scythe thank you for the introduction prince Phila,,, that wasn’t really needed but it’s always good to practice. Hi guys
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21:35
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| joe king |
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w: hi aunt friend...........
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21:36
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max: AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
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21:36
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| Agares |
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F: bites apple don’t be scared I’ve heard everything. Disregard that I am basically satan. Actually I’m not but pretend like I’m the worst it gets until it gets worse
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21:37
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| joe king |
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max: ????!!!!
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21:38
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max: SHOULD I. GET SECURITY. OR
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21:38
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| Agares |
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F: no I can outmatch security. We can go somewhere else if you want though but you gotta hold my hand and all that that everyone is afraid of
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21:39
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| joe king |
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max: ...
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21:39
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d: we’re the only people that can afford to be in this part of the restaurant so i think we’re good
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21:40
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d: well i dont know how rich you all are but price has a pretty expensive looking suit
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21:40
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| Agares |
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F: yeah do you want me to pay for Phila’s food
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21:41
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| joe king |
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w: blushes oh you think so really ????????????
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21:41
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max: ummm no eds got it covered
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21:41
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max: jeez im still shaking.... i dont know if i should trust a purple satan honestly you make me think of that emoji on my phone. you know what im talking about ms satan?
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21:42
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max: 😈? you know what im talking about.
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21:42
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| Agares |
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F: I do. Thanks for the visual. My name is Friend but you can definitely keep calling me Ms Satan
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21:43
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| joe king |
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w: what the fuck how did ku say an emoji in real life
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21:43
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max: o-okay ms satan
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21:44
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| Agares |
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G: sneaks out
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21:44
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| joe king |
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d: i guess you heard everything. devi nilsen of the nilsen banking company nice to meet you
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21:44
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LMAO
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21:44
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| Agares |
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F: Leader Your Best Friend of the Underworld. As for the others there’s Prince Wally Price, Prince Philadelphia, and then. Just Laikin Rayne
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21:47
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| joe king |
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think my internet broke ahain
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21:47
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wait nope it fix
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21:47
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| Agares |
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Cool
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21:47
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| joe king |
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d: weird names. is this how everyones named in the country
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21:47
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w: no.
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21:48
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w: theres cricket. wait no thats kind of a strange name isnt it
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21:48
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w: azeri? no.
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21:48
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w: yeah i guess so
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21:48
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| Agares |
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F: there’s a kid named Kyle in Toothpick right?
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21:48
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L: yeah he’s my friend we talk in school
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21:49
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| joe king |
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d: ive never met a kyle before
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21:49
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w: WE’RE OFF TOPIC
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21:49
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w: AUNT FRIEND. SHADOW BUSINESS. NOW
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21:49
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| Agares |
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F: oh yeah right Adrian. Maybe you shouldn’t have that name. You’re the shadow right
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21:49
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| joe king |
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a: ?
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21:51
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a: dont even know what a shadow is miss
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21:51
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| Agares |
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F: okay. Can you hand me that mask. There’s an easy and a hard way to do this and the easy way is that you hand me the mask. I won’t try to hurt you. It’s not brittle or anything is it?
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21:52
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| joe king |
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devidrian is such a kickass ship name. sorry just thought about it
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21:52
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a: no thanks miss i think i have to be somewhere right about now
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21:53
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a: so ill see you later
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21:53
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d: facepalm
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21:53
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| Agares |
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F: summons scythe and hooks Adrian with it no you don’t
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21:54
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P: WOO FRIEND PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS now it’s interesting
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21:55
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| joe king |
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max: i think im going to faint
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21:56
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| Agares |
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L: well if you faint chances are we’re gonna bring you to the underworld so you’d wake up in hell. Doesn’t that sound more terrifying? I don’t mean you’d die that’s just the resources Friend has available
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21:57
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| joe king |
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max: too much passes out
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21:59
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ed: ok sorry i had some business to attend tooooWHAT THE FUCK
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21:59
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d: welcome back
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21:59
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| Agares |
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F: oh hey i have some business to attend to too but it’s here
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22:00
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| joe king |
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ed: DEVI WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
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22:00
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w: not devis fault. we’re just cracking down on some shadow activities
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22:00
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| Agares |
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P: I need some. Popcorn where’s Sonder when you need him
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22:01
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| joe king |
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d: would you like a cigarette for the occasion mr a.
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22:01
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ed: no thanks that stuffs gross. more importantly WHAT HAPPENED TO MAX
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22:02
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ed: maxwell. my poor sweet precious maxwell... my little meow meow
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22:02
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w: couldnt handle the shadow activities
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22:03
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| Agares |
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F: yeah cigarettes are nasty smoking inside is nasty I have a friend. Well he’s not really- I need to just get to it beep makes Adrian pass out basically and takes his mask
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22:04
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| joe king |
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d: : / just observes
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22:05
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d: i dont really care if he’s a shadow honestly
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22:06
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d: hes a nice guy and he showed me new lifestyles
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22:06
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d: my life was so boring before meeting adrian now that i think about it
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22:06
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w: but did you know that could be a MANIPULATION TACTIC TO POSSESS YOU
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22:07
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d: well,no
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22:07
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| Agares |
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Sorry
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22:10
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My mom was telling me goodnight
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22:10
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F: yeah that’s definitely a shadow mask wonder what reaper made it though.. manipulation is a possibility but if he was gonna possess you he wouldn’t have played around so long feels around in Adrians hair a little until she kinds the base of his horns or have cut off his horns like that
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22:12
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| joe king |
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d: are you going to kill him
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22:14
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| Agares |
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F: no of course not
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22:14
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| joe king |
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w: you should. less to worry about
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22:14
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w: oo take off his shades we never saw his eye color. that shouldve been what we looked for from the get go but i was too preoccupied
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22:15
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w: i bet half of my supply of vodka theyre hot pink
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22:15
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d: this feels a bit inhumane dont you think?
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22:16
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w: hes not human
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22:16
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| Agares |
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F: we aren’t killing him Wally.. and you shouldn’t have vodka you aren’t even 18 I’ve let this go on too long you’re way too confident in talking about that in front of me and other people
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22:17
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| joe king |
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w: screw you then
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22:18
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w: takes off his sunglasses and opens his eye yellow. hm
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22:19
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| Agares |
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L: don’t get into this guys
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22:19
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| joe king |
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w: havent seen that in a shadow before
|
22:19
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| Agares |
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F: hah now you have to give back half of the vodka you stole
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22:19
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| joe king |
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w: shrugs im trying to cut back anyway
|
22:19
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| Agares |
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F: that’s good.. orange is really common but I don’t usually see yellow
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22:20
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| joe king |
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d: can you uh. wake him up.
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22:20
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d: and we go home
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22:20
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| Agares |
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F: yeah but I won’t give his mask back until he stops denying that he’s a shadow
|
22:20
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| joe king |
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w: no you dont get it shadows can drain your life force just by being around you!
|
22:20
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w: it doesnt matter if hes evil or not, plus do you even know him that well
|
22:21
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w: do you know anything about his past seriously
|
22:21
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| Agares |
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F: the past doesn’t matter every day is a new day
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22:21
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| joe king |
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ed: jeez this little kid is lecturing a grown man. does it feel embarrassing devi.
|
22:21
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d: no. hes right we didnt really have the time to talk about it
|
22:22
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w: because YOU GOT PLAYED!!!!!
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22:22
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d: : / rests head on hand and thinks
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22:22
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| Agares |
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L: as always I see both sides of the argument and I have decided: I’m not picking a side
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22:23
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| joe king |
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ed: see. you should never talk to bums
|
22:23
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| Agares |
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L: what is it with you and homeless people :(
|
22:24
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| joe king |
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ed: shrug
|
22:24
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ed: i dont really want to be responsible for two bodies in my restaurant so can you wake him up please demon lady
|
22:25
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ed: splashes wallys water on max
|
22:25
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w: MY WATER
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22:25
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max: hello
|
22:26
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| Agares |
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F: I’m not waking him up until Wally stops being shadowphobic he’s a mega surfie he’s not hurting anybody he wants to be human
|
22:26
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| joe king |
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w: hah surfie. but do you know that for sure friend
|
22:26
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w: what if hes causing deaths
|
22:27
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| Agares |
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F: I’m gonna put him through my HFS program he’ll be fine
|
22:28
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| joe king |
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d: i dont think thats necessary?
|
22:29
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d: like what if hes draining my life force i would feel sick right. im fine
|
22:30
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| Agares |
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F: it can hit you really hard sometimes. Look I’m a shadow possession victim
|
22:31
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F: it really depends though how long have you known and been close to him
|
22:31
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| joe king |
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d: a few months
|
22:32
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d: i met him in a bar. is that evil
|
22:32
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| Agares |
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L: as long as you aren’t drinking alcohol underage no bars aren’t evil
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22:33
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F: there’s no “evil” location
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22:33
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| joe king |
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d: im of age
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22:36
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d: okay well ......we live in a apartment together is that evil
|
22:37
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| Agares |
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F: no? I believe in christ but I’m bisexual I don’t think homosexuality is bad
|
22:38
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| joe king |
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d: im not a homosexual : /
|
22:39
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| Agares |
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F: oh
|
22:40
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| joe king |
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ed: LOL
|
22:40
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| Agares |
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F: well living in an apartment with another man isn’t evil
|
22:40
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| joe king |
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ed: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
|
22:40
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ed: hah imagine being gay. right max
|
22:40
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max: where am i
|
22:40
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w: you COULD be gay
|
22:41
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w: im seeing parallels here like with me and [[that damned clown around town]]
|
22:41
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w: Ein. what tje fuck just happened i meant to say ein
|
22:41
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w: we used to live together but i didn’t really trust him, i was also pretty “homosexual” i guess you could say with him but then we broke up because i HATE shadows and i will always hate them. good thing youre not a shadow right laik
|
22:43
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d: wow. youre all insane
|
22:43
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| Agares |
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L: I’m not a shadow. Do you need sleep Wally you sound like Azeri when he comes to my house talking nonsense until he sits down on the couch for a minute and falls asleep
|
22:44
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| joe king |
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w: maybe
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22:45
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| Agares |
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F: am I good to wake him back up Devi? You understand that prince Wally is a little overzealous when it comes to accusing shadows of things
|
22:47
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| joe king |
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d: i see that yes please wake him up
|
22:48
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d: i should be terrified of you all but im just irritated
|
22:49
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| Agares |
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F: everyone feels that way about us peeb wakes Adrian back up
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22:49
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P: PEEB?!
|
22:50
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| joe king |
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a: am i in the hospital
|
22:50
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| Agares |
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F: no you’re a shadow though
|
22:50
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F: and I won’t give your mask back until you admit it
|
22:50
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| joe king |
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d: see edo. your interior design is so bland people could mistake it for a hospital
|
22:50
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ed: excuse me for being unprofessional but FUCK YOU
|
22:51
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d: i will be sure to write a wonderful review about your restaurant soon
|
22:51
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a: ha okay. do i even need that
|
22:51
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| Agares |
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F: yeah. I could kill you if I have it. Even accidentally oops! fake drops it and keeps juggling it around until she just stops I break it and you won’t ever be here or the underworld again. You’ll be nowhere you’ll be truly dead
|
22:53
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| joe king |
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a: well stop fucking with it then
|
22:54
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a: some ruler you are hand it back
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22:54
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| Agares |
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F: no one likes me say the magic words and you can have it back
|
22:54
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| joe king |
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a: penis balls
|
22:55
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a: can i have it back bats eyelashes cutely
|
22:55
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| Agares |
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P: say you’re a shadow surfie
|
22:55
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P: if I had to review this restaurant I’d give it a good review. the food was fine.. very good entertainment.
|
22:57
|
| joe king |
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a: well no one can even tell im a shadow why does it matter
|
22:58
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a: you wouldnt know if it wasnt for my stupid mask
|
22:58
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a: or my eyes oh shit where are my sunglasses
|
22:58
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w: 😎
|
22:58
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| Agares |
|
L: Wally you look so..
|
22:59
|
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L: so cute.
|
22:59
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|
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F: so you don’t kill people right Adrian?
|
22:59
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F: no one you’ve ever been around has ever gotten sick?
|
23:00
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| joe king |
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a: uh no why would they
|
23:00
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a: do i secretly have the plague or something
|
23:00
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a: typhoid adrian? is that what i am
|
23:00
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| Agares |
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F: you’re killing me. Thanks for the time I’ll send some people to do a follow up throws mask at Adrian it won’t break don’t worry shadow masks are hard to break like that
|
23:02
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F: I want you to take this. pulls out tiny black stone carved into a shape
|
23:03
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F: it makes sure you don’t hurt anybody. As much as I know you don’t want to this makes sure you don’t accidentally. It weakens your magic but you don’t use it much anyway right
|
23:10
|
| joe king |
|
SORRY I WAS LAUGHING AT SOMETHING
|
23:12
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w: have you ever POSSESSED anyone adrian
|
23:13
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a: ummm no
|
23:13
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a: also thanks
|
23:13
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w: friend cant he just throw that out if he wants to do something evil.
|
23:14
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| Agares |
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P: maybe Friend should do something evil to you
|
23:15
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| joe king |
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w: how rude
|
23:15
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| Agares |
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F: Phila stop making death threats I thought you were boing polite today
|
23:16
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| joe king |
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d: oh he can possess me too?
|
23:16
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d: hmm
|
23:17
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| Agares |
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F: He can’t just possess people. You guys are misunderstanding the amount of trust required. But if you’re friends depending on how powerful he is then yes
|
23:18
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| joe king |
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w: oh no i have already been down this rabbit hole its not as fun as it sounds just let it go
|
23:18
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w: i think they are pretty good friends
|
23:19
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a: its been 30 years i almost forgot there was something wrong with me before you idiots came along
|
23:19
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| Agares |
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F: there’s nothing wrong with you you’re just dead
|
23:20
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|
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F: and the “lowest” form of dead even though shadows aren’t even that bad
|
23:20
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| joe king |
|
a: exactly im like a zombie
|
23:21
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| Agares |
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F: damn. Throwing around the Z word you really are a surfie. Sorry continue
|
23:22
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| joe king |
|
ed: maybe i should invest in one of these shadows if theyre anything like adrian. hes a funny guy
|
23:23
|
| Agares |
|
F: unfortunately you can’t buy them anymore
|
23:23
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| joe king |
|
max: ummm no i dont think thats a good idea
|
23:23
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max: hes an outlier i think. i think the ones around here are actually evil
|
23:23
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ed: man.
|
23:24
|
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ed: well where am i going to get a jester now.
|
23:24
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| Agares |
|
F: yeah the ones who dress up as jesters are probably evil sorry
|
23:24
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| joe king |
|
ed: damn.
|
23:25
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|
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ed: that fucking SUCKS.
|
23:25
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ed: my little cousin dressed up as a jester one halloween. will killy
|
23:25
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| Agares |
|
F: Will Killy????
|
23:25
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| joe king |
|
ed: he’d do it but he’s DEAD
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23:25
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| Agares |
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F: he dated an adult when he was 16 did you know that
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23:26
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| joe king |
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ed: no. thats awful
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23:26
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ed: ill send a hitman to the adult if you give me their address
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23:27
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t know how well you can kill him but you can try
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23:27
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L: NO DONT KILL AZERI
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23:27
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| joe king |
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ed: ok but its a fucked up hitman. he likes to stalk people through their windows and move things just so slightly around their house while theyre asleep or away until theyre on the brink of insanity and then they kill them
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23:28
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| Agares |
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F: I think Azeri does that to himself
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23:28
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| joe king |
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max: WHAT?????
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23:29
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max: are you saying....... that chef wasn’t hallucinating and was actuslly seeing stuff in her window before her suicide....
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23:30
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max: and it was BECAUSE OF YOU????
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23:30
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ed: yes. i had to eliminate the competition
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23:31
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| Agares |
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P: hoolllyy shiittt I’m out of soda I need more
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23:31
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| joe king |
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ed: and it wasnt a suicide she was hit winkwunwinkwonkwinkwjnk
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23:31
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d: hm.
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23:32
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| Agares |
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F: maybe i walked into something much worse than I thought I did
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23:32
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| joe king |
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d: adrian doesnt have to go back to hell or anything like that does he
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23:33
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| Agares |
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F: only for hfs. The hfs program is a program made by me and it’s mission is to help shadows become human friendly if they want to
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23:34
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F: it’s good for surface dwelling shadows to do
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23:35
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| joe king |
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a: im basically human
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23:39
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| Agares |
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F: you’re not who I’m actually concerned about in this city. There is at least one shadow hurting people here. I haven’t questioned that guy from the park but he seems like kind of a nutjob so
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23:41
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| joe king |
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w: his design is pretty unique compared to most shadows that the creators made though
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23:42
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w: sorry i need to sleep
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23:42
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| Agares |
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L: you really do this is what’s wrong with Azeri he just doesn’t take care of himself
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23:42
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F: uhh well I was thinking about how different he looked. He obviously doesn’t live in the underworld he lives somewhere up here but when I was going after him.. it’s like I couldn’t see him in cast. He was basically invisible. I’ve never seen anyone like that before
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23:44
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| joe king |
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a: whats cast
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23:44
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| Agares |
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F: stands in a place with a lot of light and goes into cast so Adrian can see her
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23:45
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| joe king |
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a: how do i do that
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23:45
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| Agares |
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P: god I want to do that so bad. I want to leave this skin and only be the shadow on the wall I hate being human
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23:46
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P: look I’ll tell you how to do it, I can’t myself obviously but I know how. Kind of like teleportation you just decide that you’re now a shadow on the wall
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23:47
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P: and focus into that
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23:48
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I’m really sleepy I might fall asleep
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23:57
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Saturday, 23. October 2021 |
| joe king |
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I did.
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07:50
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a: oh. i dont think i wanna do that actually
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22:58
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| Agares |
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P: it doesn’t hurt or anything
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22:58
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| joe king |
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a: no i dont really care about what shadows can do
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22:59
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a: ill do it if i have any run ins with the law
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22:59
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| Agares |
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F: out of cast you’re currently having a run in with the law. But if you mean surface law that’s a great plan you can teleport right through their handcuffs and out before they know you’re dead
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23:00
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| joe king |
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w: so mr nilsen...... what led you to believe that your “friend” was a shadow
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23:01
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d: hes cold to the touch,and i swear ive seen him float before
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23:01
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d: like a ghost
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23:02
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w: ARGHHH NO. A SHADOW. all ive heard is monster demon zombie ghost this isnt a fucking halloween party we’re dealing with the bottom of the barrel here
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23:02
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d: hm. if i didnt know better id say you were a shadow
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23:02
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w: :|
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23:03
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| Agares |
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P: he will be
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23:03
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| joe king |
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w: what phila
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23:03
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| Agares |
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P: I don’t mean like you’re contractually obligated to be one like me I just mean you might be a little far gone at this point. Sorry bro just saying what I know about how reaping works
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23:04
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F: we’ve never seen Wally’s soul Phila we don’t know what the condition is
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23:05
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P: yeah but you can take a guess
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23:06
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| joe king |
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w: what does that mean im too far gone
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23:07
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| Agares |
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F: don’t worry about it
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23:08
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| joe king |
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d: whats my soul like
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23:08
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d: like will i be a shadow or angel or whatever the opposite is
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23:08
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w: pretty common route for lonely businessmen to be shadows
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23:10
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t just know guys :| it’s angel, demon, shadow in that order. Angel is the only one in heaven but I can’t guarantee someone to be an angel the other reaper has to do that
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23:10
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P: yeah if you’re like the dad from Christmas movies then you’ll probably be a shadow
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23:11
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| joe king |
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d: im single with no children
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23:13
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| Agares |
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L: at least you have your shadow roomie ^v^
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23:15
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| joe king |
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d: what
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23:16
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d: what did you just say
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23:16
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| Agares |
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L: you guys are roommates right? You shouldn’t feel so alone since you have your friend to live with
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23:17
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| joe king |
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d: oh i guess so
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23:22
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d: im kind of. excuse my french pissed you all just came here to accuse him of being a demon and take him away even though hes essentially human
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23:23
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w: shadow!
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23:24
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| Agares |
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F: the only person that wants to take him away is Wally
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23:24
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| joe king |
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d: i wont even bother with the terminology this is idiotic
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23:24
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| Agares |
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L: I’m friends with quite a few shadows actually.. they don’t have to be dangerous as far as I know they don’t carry around a stone like that either and they don’t hurt me or any of my friends
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23:26
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F: you mean like Sonder and Ambe right?
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23:27
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L: yeah?
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23:27
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F: just making sure I knew what shadows were being “nice” to you
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23:28
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| joe king |
|
(IM TRYING TO DRAW A SHADOW OC)
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23:31
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| Agares |
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Lol okay
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23:31
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| joe king |
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d: see. this is dumb. i think price just has some personal vendetta against shadows
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23:48
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| Agares |
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F: if you mean Wally yeah he does
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23:49
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| joe king |
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w: for good reason you dont know what ive been through....
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23:49
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| Agares |
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P: don’t be so emo Ein wasn’t that bad to you
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23:50
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| joe king |
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w: what about the fox chick
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23:50
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| Agares |
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L: Azeri told me Facadi used to be an issue with his friends too? She’s just a bad apple basically, a very bad apple
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23:51
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| joe king |
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max: AHHHHHHH
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23:53
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max: GHOST THROWING PLATES AT ME AGAIN
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23:53
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| Agares |
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F: ghost???
|
23:53
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| joe king |
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ed: i think we’ve established this is like some demonic shit
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23:54
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ed: maybe a poltergeist if not a full on demon yaknow
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23:54
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| Agares |
|
Holdon someone is revving their engine outside it scared me
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23:55
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| joe king |
|
lmao
|
23:55
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t think a poltergeist actually exists. Just shadows playing games
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23:55
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| joe king |
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max: SHADOW???
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23:56
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max: HELP MEE
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23:56
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| Agares |
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F: goes into cast and goes to tries to find the shadow
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23:57
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(Can we please have henri and Friend talk in cast a second)
|
23:57
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| joe king |
|
yesss
|
23:58
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???: OH FAWK XD
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23:58
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| Agares |
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F: hey dude can you stop throwing shit around for a minute you’re scaring everybody
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23:59
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Sunday, 24. October 2021 |
| joe king |
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???: WHY ..... : (
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00:00
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???: ITS FUNNY
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00:00
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???: YOU DONT LIKE FUNNY THINGS? ARE YOU JUST A LOSER? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE?
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00:01
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| Agares |
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F: grabs plate look I know you’re haunting this place and haunters can be a little territorial, but hauntings can be done better in things like abandoned buildings, you know where you can have your space from any other shadow that would mess with you like me
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00:02
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| joe king |
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???: THATTS NO FUN.........!
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00:03
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???: ID KILL YOU IF WE FOUGHT RIGHT NOW BTW x3
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00:04
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ed: the fuck
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00:04
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| Agares |
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F: I’m sure.. throws plate at Ed’s feet DONT LISTEN IM TRYING TO TALK
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00:05
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| joe king |
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ed: .
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00:05
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???: YEAH I KNOW YOURE THE REAPER AND ALL THAT IM NOT SOME SURFIE
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00:06
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???: WHICH BY THE WAY IS OUTDATED WE’RE MOVING ON TO THE TERM ZOMBIE : D
|
00:06
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| Agares |
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F: Can’t believe people actually just say the z word now shit
|
00:07
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| joe king |
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???: YEAH MAYBE YOURE OUT OF THE LOOP FRIEND
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00:07
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???: LOT OF THINGS YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT HEHE
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00:08
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| Agares |
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F: ahem maybe.. pulls out scythe you’re under arrest for exposing yourself on the surface
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00:09
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| joe king |
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???: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN xO
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00:10
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???: goes out of cast and floats away very. slowly
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00:10
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???: *and does a gay little backflip in the air
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00:10
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w: gasp. a shadow.
|
00:11
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| Agares |
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F: goes out of cast tries to catch him but he gets away FUCK
|
00:11
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| joe king |
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d: interesting turn of events yeah this looks like an actual demon
|
00:11
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| Agares |
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F: excuse my language FUCK FUCK I HATE THAT GUY
|
00:11
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| joe king |
|
a: friend. is that my shadow brother?
|
00:11
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| Agares |
|
F: brother in what sense. I don’t know who’s biologically related to you but it is another shadow yes
|
00:12
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| joe king |
|
a: wow.
|
00:12
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a: hes like my brother in evil spirit
|
00:12
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| Agares |
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F: I guess you could say that. takes mask out me too? Sorry I like being part of clubs
|
00:13
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| joe king |
|
max: fainted like 2 minutes ago
|
00:13
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a: aw yea shadow sister
|
00:13
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| Agares |
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P: slams open kitchen door and walks in I heard all the plates breaking.. is he passed out again
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00:14
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| joe king |
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w: that has to take the top 2 spot in most annoying shadows ive ever seen gets out a tiny notebook and erases something and writes something down damn that guy was annoying
|
00:15
|
| Agares |
|
F: you got that right. I honestly want to kill him I have restraint at least
|
00:15
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| joe king |
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w: facadi and all her friends are in the top 5 besides this guy
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00:15
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w: but i wouldnt be surprised if hes buddy buddy with them either
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00:16
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???: HI FRIEND NO LUCK TRYING TO CATCH ME? xC
|
00:17
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| Agares |
|
F: I’M NOT TRYING TO CATCH YOU SURFIE! JUST CAUSE YOU KNOW WHO I AM AND JUST BECAUSE YOU USE A DIFFERENT WORD DOESN’T MEAN YOU AREN’T ONE
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00:18
|
| joe king |
|
???: A SURFIE WOULD BE SOMEONE WHO ONLY ST@YS ON THE SURF@CE
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00:18
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???: YOURE KIND@ PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW xC
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00:19
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???: IM PURE SH@DOW WHERE IM FROM YOURE WH@T WE’D CONSIDER SURFIES...... .....
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00:19
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w: well where are you from
|
00:20
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???: SECRET....! x)
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00:20
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| Agares |
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F: I never said I wasn’t one
|
00:20
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| joe king |
|
???: YEAH WELL DONT ACCUSE ME.... THATS JUST PLAIN RUDE
|
00:21
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???: I DO MY LITTLE HAUNTING CHORES AND THEN I GO BACK TO HELL
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00:21
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???: AND IM DEFINITELY NOT ACQUAINTED WITH ANY HUMANS.... ICKY x (
|
00:22
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NO ITS A EMOJI
|
00:22
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BUT THATS SO FUNNY
|
00:22
|
| Agares |
|
Lmao
|
00:22
|
| joe king |
|
ok i fixed it because i would have died if i let it stay like that.
|
00:22
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| Agares |
|
P: What are the benefits to haunting. The closest Friend has ever don’t to haunting with me was some guy’s house and she was actually trying to target him at the time
|
00:23
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| joe king |
|
???: WELL IM JUST A SILLY GOOSE MAYBE YOU DONT GET IT...
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00:24
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???: I WOULDNT SAY THE SURFACE IS ALL TOO ENTERTAINING BUT THE REACTIONS OF THE HUMANS ARE
|
00:25
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???: EXAMPLE points to max while floating upside down
|
00:25
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| Agares |
|
P: that’s what Halloween is for though? Scaring the shit out of random humans? Trust me it’s way more fun when you have a physical human on your side
|
00:26
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| joe king |
|
???: SO YOURE SAYING... I SHOULD START TARGETING THEM
|
00:26
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| Agares |
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F: Phila you probably shouldn’t talk to him much
|
00:27
|
| joe king |
|
???: AW WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT IVE JUST BEEN KILLIN THEM ALL OFF... MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ....
|
00:27
|
|
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???: xO IM SO DUMB
|
00:27
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| Agares |
|
P: yeah targeting is way more effective and also good since you’re probably starvi- friend covers his mouth
|
00:28
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| joe king |
|
???: x) THANKS
|
00:28
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w: great
|
00:28
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w: well whats your name so i can put you on the official shadows of verdens hitlist
|
00:29
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| Agares |
|
L: it’s not a hitlist :(
|
00:29
|
| joe king |
|
???: BOB..... YEAH I KNOW.....
|
00:29
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|
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???: IT COULD BE
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00:30
|
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???: IT COULD BE HENRI
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00:30
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w: okay writes henrybob on a piece of paper
|
00:30
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???: you cant kill me.
|
00:32
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| Agares |
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P: uncovers his mouth and tries to stop friend from covering it again what’s up with the regular ass shadow names in this town. My name is fucking Philadelphia that’s what they told me to write down
|
00:32
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| joe king |
|
h: BUT ITS FUN TO WATCH OTHER SHADOWS TRY HEHEHEHE....
|
00:32
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| Agares |
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F: I never even tried to kill you
|
00:33
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| joe king |
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h: I AM SPEAKING OF YOUR NEPHEW x)
|
00:33
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| Agares |
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F: he’s not a shadow though why do you call him that
|
00:34
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P: cuz he will be one
|
00:34
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| joe king |
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h: he will be.
|
00:34
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h: HEHEHEHHEHE SEE PHILADELPHIA GETS IT
|
00:34
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| Agares |
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P: I don’t hate him I don’t appreciate what he’s saying about Friend of course but he doesn’t seem bad
|
00:35
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| joe king |
|
w: well. i think im going to ignore all of this foreshadowing
|
00:35
|
| Agares |
|
F: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESNT SEEM BAD??????
|
00:35
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| joe king |
|
ed: hi sorry had more business to attend toOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHEFUCK
|
00:35
|
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h: xO
|
00:36
|
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h: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ZOMBIE DO A BACKFLIP IN THE AIR........
|
00:36
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ed: (frowningfacewithopenmouth)
|
00:37
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| Agares |
|
F: so now you’re calling yourself the equivalent of a surfie???? Even though we just argued over a stupid insult
|
00:37
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| joe king |
|
h: YOU CANT CALL ME THAT.... JEEZ
|
00:37
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h: ITS KINDA CLASSIST xO
|
00:38
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h: MAYBE THATS WHY FACADI DOESNT LIKE YOUR FAMILY x (
|
00:38
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w: writes really fast
|
00:38
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ed: ok ignoring everythinh else who the fuck is facadi.
|
00:39
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| Agares |
|
P: Facadi let me pour salt on Wally
|
00:39
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| joe king |
|
h: AN ENEMY OF AN ENEMY IS A FRIEND IS OUR MOTTO xD
|
00:40
|
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h: MAYBE YOU SHOULD JOIN THE SHADOW ALLIANCE
|
00:40
|
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h: PURE SHADOWS OF COURSE NOT ZOMBIES
|
00:40
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| Agares |
|
P: you mean me??? Sounds cool. A lot cooler than what I’m doing right now, I only come up here for Friend
|
00:41
|
| joe king |
|
h: WERE YOU CREATED AS A SHADOW PHLIADEPHOLA?
|
00:41
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| Agares |
|
F: PHILA WHAT THE FUCK?
|
00:41
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P: I signed a contract as a kid and never looked back.. does that count?
|
00:42
|
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P: I’m a shadow minus my skin. Always have been
|
00:43
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| joe king |
|
h: NO MY MISTAKE xC
|
00:43
|
|
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h: ONLY PRODUCTS OF THE WASTE OF THE EARTH CAN JOIN EHEHE SORRY THEMS THE BREAKS
|
00:43
|
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w: what like sdimagic
|
00:44
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h: IF HUMANS CALL IT THAT YES
|
00:44
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| Agares |
|
P: grabs scythe from Friend OAAHH no one lets me be a part of anything!!!!!! Sdi’s magic.. you’re bullshit
|
00:45
|
| joe king |
|
h: OH WELL....... THERES ONE GUY WHOS IN THATS A ZOMBIE BUT HE HAD A PRETTY DARK AND HATE FILLED LIFE SO HE GETS A PASS x)
|
00:45
|
| Agares |
|
P: HOW ABOUT THIS I’m an orphan, the only person I ever cared about died, I was hit at home and at school, I almost got possessed, I got tricked into signing a contract that had me give away my soul and identity in exchange for promised riches, I did get rich, and I’m still not happy!!
|
00:48
|
|
|
F: someone close to you died??? You were abused??? Dearie..
|
00:49
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| joe king |
|
h: A PROMISING DEAL BUT.... WELL I’D HAVE TO TALK IT OUT WITH THE OTHERS xO
|
00:49
|
|
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h: YAKNOOOW CONSIDERING YOURE A ROYAL
|
00:49
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| Agares |
|
P: piss being a royal, I’d never be worth anything anyway
|
00:50
|
| joe king |
|
ed: emo
|
00:50
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| Agares |
|
F: II KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
|
00:50
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| joe king |
|
w: ed you dont seem very concerned by this walking death threat
|
00:50
|
|
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ed: well its like adrian right? im not worried
|
00:51
|
|
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w: no i think its much worse much much much worse than any normal shadow
|
00:51
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w: in fact i think this is the worst tier
|
00:51
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w: just my personal opinion
|
00:51
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h: AND THIS IS WHY ASSASSINATION IS RIGHT ON YOUR DOORSTEP WAITIN 2 GREET YA.... x)
|
00:52
|
|
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w: ...anyway you know how adrian died and just came back as a shadow well this thing was never human to begin with
|
00:52
|
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h: TOO BAD... SO SAD...
|
00:53
|
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h: TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE IM JUST SOME SORT OF SPECIMEN x’C
|
00:53
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w: you are
|
00:53
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h: x’”’C
|
00:54
|
| Agares |
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F: Phila you know this is the thread that undoes everything??? What our whole lives have been about for the past 4 years now you can’t just change your morals and everything just to suit your mood at the moment. Give me the scythe or I’ll take it from you
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00:56
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| joe king |
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h: teleports popcorn to himself
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00:56
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w: oh god it can teleport objects. thats great
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00:56
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| Agares |
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P: well actually… I can. I did it with you I’ll do it with them. You taught me how to use the scythe and I will if you try to take it from me
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00:57
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F: I’ve heard literally nothing about you and your past since we met and you tell him for no reason?? You’re being awful
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00:59
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| joe king |
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h: x)
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00:59
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h: xO
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01:00
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h: xT
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01:00
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h: x|
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01:00
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h: IM EATING POPCORN
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01:00
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| Agares |
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WOSJAI
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01:00
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Hold on I gotta turn my fan off I’m shivering
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01:00
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| joe king |
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okie
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01:00
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god i wish that were me im burning up
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01:01
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| Agares |
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F: puts hands on scythe I don’t want to hurt you
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01:01
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| joe king |
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h: steals the scythe YOINK
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01:03
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h: does a gay little backflip away TEEHEE
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01:03
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| Agares |
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F: SHIT PHILA hits Phila against a wall and goes after henri
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01:03
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| joe king |
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w: : /
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01:04
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w: devi, ed, max, how was your evening
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01:04
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w: oh and adrian
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01:04
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a: 👍
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01:04
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d: interesting
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01:04
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ed: yeah it was alright
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01:04
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max: dead
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01:04
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| Agares |
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P: ow Jesus.. I gotta help that guy tries to get up but just kind of fall sits back down ow maybe later
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01:06
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P: how are you holding up Laik. You look a little. I don’t know. Terrified
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01:07
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L: (frowningfacewithopenmouth)(frowningfacewithopenmouth)(anxiousfacewithsweat)(anxiousfacewithsweat)(fearful)(fearful);(;(
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01:07
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| joe king |
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h: teleports away
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01:10
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ed: sooooo
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01:10
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ed: was that the thing haunting us
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01:11
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| Agares |
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L: I-I mean probably..
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01:11
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| joe king |
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ed: whys it got that tool
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01:11
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ed: whys it such a big deal. do shadows like to farm alot or something
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01:11
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| Agares |
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P: it’s what allows the purple fucker to be reaper. And anyone else who has it rules the underworld if they can keep it long enough
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01:13
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P: because she went on a murder rampage with me and we won curls up in a ball, balling you might say, literally b
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01:14
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| joe king |
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WEIRODOFF
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01:15
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ed: sooooo him having it is not good news
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01:15
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w: alright this restaurant is on lockdown using a salt shaker on the floor i doubt thisll work but worth a shot
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01:16
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w: no one comes in no one gets out
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01:17
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| Agares |
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L: they could bring sdi back if they wanted.. that’s the real satan Friend was telling you about t-the one that you shouldn’t think about until it’s worse. Now is the time to think about it
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01:17
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| joe king |
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a: makes a pillow and blanket with tablecloths
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01:17
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a: that sucks and yet somehow i feel like this doesnt concern me in any way
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01:18
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| Agares |
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P: yeah cuz you’re a surfie or whatever. If they bring sdi back I’ll have to bow down to her every wish and command it’ll have my soul
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01:20
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L: her? Never heard sdi referred to as her before
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01:20
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P: it doesn’t matter what Sdi is I don’t think it cares what you call it. Give it neopronouns if you want
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01:20
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| joe king |
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h: teleports in front of everyone xO HI
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01:21
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| Agares |
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P: completely changes demeanor oh hey! What are the plans with the scythe now that we have it?
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01:22
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| joe king |
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h: EHHHHH I DUNNO I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE IT xT
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01:24
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w: tackles henri to the ground
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01:24
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h: @@@HWJSJSUWH182$/$2!/72$:$!!@/2!!!!
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01:24
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| Agares |
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P: WALLY!!!
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01:25
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| joe king |
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h: |\|0 |\0|_|[||\|<=
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01:26
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w: wha
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01:26
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| Agares |
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P: GET OFF HIM??
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01:26
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| joe king |
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h: D0NT T0UCH M4 Dx
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01:26
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h: FUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!!!!!! Dx
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01:27
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h: teleports away with wally
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01:28
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| Agares |
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L: WALLY NO
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01:28
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| joe king |
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ed: well thats bad too im guessing
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01:28
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| Agares |
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L: WHAT DO WE DO I CANT LOSE WALLY
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01:28
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P: we should let him die I’d kill him personally stands up
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01:29
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| joe king |
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a: zzzz
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01:29
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| Agares |
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L: ADRIAN YOU CAN TELEPORT HELP HELP
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01:30
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Whenever I type help fast I accidentally type hemp just so you know I had to correct that both helps
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01:30
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| joe king |
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d: sleeping on adrians lap
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01:30
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a: too comfy
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01:30
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a: + this does not concern me
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01:30
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| Agares |
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L: IT CONCERNS ME
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01:31
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L: GET UP.. ROOMIES
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01:31
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| joe king |
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ed: unprofessional devi nilsen takes a picture
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01:31
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| Agares |
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P: he means get up gayasses. He means to swear he just can’t it’s a problem I’m trying to fix in him : (
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01:32
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| joe king |
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a: not gay
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01:32
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a: that was just a fad in the 80s
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01:32
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| Agares |
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L: I’m not trying to call them gay I need some ASSISTANCE WITH MY BOYFRIEND
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01:33
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| joe king |
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ed: why is everyone here gay
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01:33
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| Agares |
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P: it’s really sad actually see, Laik wasn’t gay before he moved to toothpick. Now he’s bi and I don’t think he’s really a man
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01:33
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| joe king |
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ed: i think you guys are turning me gay
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01:34
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ed: devis lookin kinda beautiful when hes asleep or whatever
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01:34
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| Agares |
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P: that sounds like some crazy theory Azeri would come up with. He’s also gay by the way like full on he’s dating some sort of crypid guy now
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01:35
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| joe king |
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ed: my best friends lookin kinda handsome zonked out like this
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01:36
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max: im not unconscious i jusy can’t handle getting up right now
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01:36
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max: i hear everything
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01:36
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| Agares |
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L: Now’s not the time to be homosexuals okay I love gay people just do that later PLEASE
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01:37
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| joe king |
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ed: big fan of how devi’s cherubic blonde curls frame his perfect cheekbones
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01:38
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max: too far with the joke i cant even tell if youre joking now
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01:38
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ed: yeah its like 90% joke
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01:38
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| Agares |
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P: maybe just 80% joke? You think 70 maybe? We all have like radioactive spheres around us you might pass out soon and might not wake up
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01:39
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| joe king |
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ed: shut up
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01:40
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a: not sure how to feel about this exchange. i dont think ill feel at all (coolmonkey)
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01:41
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| Agares |
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F: teleports in. No purple to be seen except for her hoodie HEY where’s Wally and who put SALT on the floor
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01:42
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P: you’re kidding me leave me alone
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01:43
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F: I’m not here to argue with you although I am really mad I’m more concerned about the fact that I don’t have the scythe anymore
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01:44
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F: you all wouldn’t know but I am a really weak shadow when it’s just my mask
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01:45
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| joe king |
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max: gets up well
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01:45
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max: i think im brave enough to go to hell.
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01:45
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ed: the fuck who said we were going to hell
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01:45
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| Agares |
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F: yeah you are brave enough LETS GO takes everyone’s hand and teleports
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01:46
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| joe king |
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max: me i got to save this guy. he’s crazy but trying to keep us ssfe
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01:46
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d: zzz
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01:46
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a: wake up youre in hell
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01:46
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d: is that a metaphoor
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01:47
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a: no :|
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01:47
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| Agares |
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F: rise and shine. This is my mansion probably not the safest place to be but there are some things here I want. There’s a guy named Sonder really tall, huge horns, .wears green. He’s hard to miss find him
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01:48
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| joe king |
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d: how professional
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01:49
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wtf keyboard
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01:49
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| Agares |
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P: mind if I go to my room. Listen to some music. Ride this out?
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01:50
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F: no you’re staying out here until you learn you can’t just switch sides like that
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01:51
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| joe king |
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max: MR SHADOW ,REALLY TALL, HUGE HORNS, WEARS GREEN, WHERE ARE YOU
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01:53
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| Agares |
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L: are we sure yelling is the best strategy? I doubt we’ll find him like th- someone is behind them
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01:54
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| joe king |
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max: yessss : )
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01:54
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(myst draw more)
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01:55
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(shadow alliance)
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01:55
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| Agares |
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Sonder, mask on: who are you all what’s going on Friend
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01:55
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(Oki)
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01:55
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| joe king |
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ed: scythe. stolen. i think
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02:20
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max: (must be brave) Nice mask
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02:21
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| Agares |
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Sonder: tail raises the scythe’s stolen?? Who has it.. and thanks I have to have it
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02:21
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Friend: Phila was trying to cause a fight and got it stolen by some shadow named Henri
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02:22
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| joe king |
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d: hell is not how i imagined it to be
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02:22
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d: the chaotic part is pretty on the nose i guess
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02:22
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| Agares |
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P: it’s not full of fire that’s what I thought it would be like
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02:22
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P: it’s usually not that bad there was a stable government been going on for longer than Sonder’s been here (that’s a long time) but Friend messed it up
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02:23
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| joe king |
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d: hm
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02:24
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| Agares |
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F: I didn’t “mess anything up” I freed shadows
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02:24
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S: I think you did both. How does that sound
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02:25
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S: anyway what does this Henri guy look like. and what was he doing on the surface when you found him
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02:26
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F: he was haunting. He’s not like us. Sdi himself made him
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02:27
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Hldittp I guess
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02:34
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Might stop saying hldittp it feels weird now
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21:34
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| joe king |
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long time
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21:34
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yeah say the full thing
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21:34
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max: he has horns THIS BIG,and fangs and really fluffy hair and like...clown pants.........
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21:35
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| Agares |
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S: you just described every young shadow. Is he with anyone else?
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21:36
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L: HE GOT WALLY
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21:38
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| joe king |
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max: yes ....took another shadow with him i think
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21:40
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d: he isnt a shadow
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21:40
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max: oh! oops
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21:40
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| Agares |
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P: he will be when they kill him lol just wish I could be there for it starts walking somewhere I’m thirsty don’t worry I’m not trying to run away
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21:41
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F: better not be
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21:42
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S: why would he be trying to run away? What did you do Friend.
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21:43
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F: ME?! I’m just missing my scythe!!
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21:44
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| joe king |
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max: he wants to join that evil demon : |
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21:47
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max: from my understanding
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21:47
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| Agares |
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P: comes back with soda yeah exactly I can’t stand this damn place anymore I hate this stupid fucking mansion and I hate everything in it
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21:49
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| joe king |
|
i think my internet died sorry for the afk
|
21:49
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it keeps cutting out
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21:49
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| Agares |
|
It’s okay
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21:49
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| joe king |
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d: it seems nice. i wouldnt mind living in a place like this
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21:50
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d: you should try living in an old apartment with the power outlets painted on
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21:50
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| Agares |
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P: you should try my fist in your face. Besides I’ve lived in a place worse than that and I liked it better remember. I told you about it
|
21:52
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| joe king |
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a: you don’t live there you could afford to buy a whole neighborhood if you wanted to
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21:52
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d: but i dont
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21:52
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d: also i think staying for 3 months and putting my only other living space up for rent counts as living
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21:53
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| Agares |
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P: you own more than one place? Whore. I know I’m rich but that’s pretty greedy of you
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21:54
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| joe king |
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d: you cant call me a whore thats degrading
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21:54
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| Agares |
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P: yeah and I meant it to be, whore
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21:55
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| joe king |
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d: uh
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21:55
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d: will you console your child
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21:55
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| Agares |
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F: right sorry. I take the word whore as a complement but other people don’t stop insulting random surfacers asshole
|
21:56
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P: like I’m listening to you
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21:57
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S: I talked to that guy from the park Friend. He says he is “the reeler” but his friends call him Reelie. I stuck with Reeler
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21:58
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| joe king |
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max: do you know the henri one?
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21:59
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| Agares |
|
S: I have heard of a certain group of shadows. Maybe Henri is part of them. See people who have never been human have always been around but haven’t actually been in alliance very often
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22:01
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S: they’re powerful, more so than the regular underworlder at least
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22:02
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| joe king |
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max: !!!!! wow theres a whole society and everything
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22:02
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ed: that is. what happens when you put people together usually
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22:02
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| Agares |
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F: what do you think I rule over. Or used to rule over I guess if we don’tget the scythe back :(
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22:03
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| joe king |
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max: why are we just sitting here shouldnt we look for him!
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22:03
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a: o. nice to meet you shadow brother trys to fist bump sonder
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22:04
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| Agares |
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S: :| huh.
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22:05
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F: maybe we should check back with Reel or whatever his name is to make sure he’s not part of this shadows don’t usually have two tails. He’s trapped so if he knows anything we can make him help without magic being an issue
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22:08
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| joe king |
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a: are fist bumps not a thing down here okay
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22:09
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max: wallys gonna dieeeeeee :(
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22:10
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| Agares |
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P: no he’s just from the medieval period. We should let Wally die
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22:10
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| joe king |
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max: but he was trying to keep us safe
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22:11
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| Agares |
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F: lets go get the park guy and then we might know where Henri is hiding kind of messes around with her hands for a second uhh Sonder can you take us I don’t know how many times I can teleport this many people and I’m trying to conserve my energy 🥺
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22:13
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S: fine any objections? No? Good teleports everyone to a jail-dungeon looking area, Reel is in a cell
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22:14
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| joe king |
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ed: the jester i need....
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22:16
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| Agares |
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R: Oh hey you came back!!!! Look at the picture I colored holds up a coloring book
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22:16
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| joe king |
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ed: would you like to be the official Atom (tm) jester
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22:16
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| Agares |
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S: I gave him a coloring book and crayons because he asked and I didn’t know how it would do any harm
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22:17
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| joe king |
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a: it looks good shadowbro
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22:17
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| Agares |
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R: what is that? Who are you is that like a game I’ll play jester in a game who are you guys like kings or something
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22:17
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F: uhm actually we came to ask you if you know anyone named Henri?
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22:19
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| joe king |
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ed: its. Its me and my friends clothing brand
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22:20
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max: hi...shadow....
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22:20
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| Agares |
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R: hmmmmm there was this one kid I met in the park once but why do you want to know where a kid is. I like to sew clothes look at mine I made them myself except for the shoes
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22:21
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R: what’s your name? Do you have a favorite color I like purple. I think leader friend here likes purple too although she looked more purple I thought?
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22:22
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F: you know who I am? I do usually have more purple on me very dull feeling right now
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22:23
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R: of course I know you! You look a little different on the tv but I can still recognize the underworld ruler and that’s the prince isn’t it? points at Phila yeah definitely him
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22:25
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| joe king |
|
it took a minute to piss
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22:27
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ed: okay stop avoiding the question and playing dumb
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22:28
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ed: do you know henri
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22:28
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| Agares |
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R: like I said I only know this one kid from the park and what do you mean playing dumb that’s kind of a mean thing to call someone
|
22:29
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R: I thought that we were gonna play and I was gonna be the jester at your clothes company
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22:31
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F: where’s your shadow mask
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22:32
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R: oh I don’t have a mask like Sonder is wearing I just don’t and never did have one. All I have are my life goggles clicks lever on view master see
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22:34
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| joe king |
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max: .......
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22:37
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| Agares |
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R: quiet guy wanna try it on?
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22:38
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| joe king |
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max: no thanks
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22:39
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| Agares |
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F: no one put the view master on it could have a spell on it
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22:39
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| joe king |
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max: id feel bad if we never found wally im going to go look for him
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22:39
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max: ehhhh how do we get out of here
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22:39
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| Agares |
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S: I know the way out I’ll go with you, bye Reeler
|
22:40
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R: Goodbye Sonson!!! waves
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22:41
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| joe king |
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d: hm.
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22:41
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| Agares |
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F: this is the royal dungeons by the way. Don’t ask why it exists I don’t know what use it used to have before me
|
22:43
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| joe king |
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d: scary
|
22:46
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max: where would a team of evil demons. i mean shadows be hiding
|
22:47
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| Agares |
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P: the slums? I mean no one’s gonna go much past Pluto if they don’t want to be stabbed and shadows live there so it’s not suspicious for them to be hanging out
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22:48
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| joe king |
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max: wwhat...
|
22:49
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| Agares |
|
F: Pluto and the shadow slums are historically the same place. What separates the shadow slums from Pluto now is the shadow apartment complexes. If you can call them apartments.
|
22:51
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P: hey if we go there I can show you the type of shitty apartment I lived in Devi
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22:53
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| joe king |
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d: uh sure can adrian come
|
22:56
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| Agares |
|
P: yeah he’s a shadow he has a place somewhere there. Someone probably put a dead body in it or something by now but it’s still his apartment
|
22:57
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R: can I come out of the cell I’m really sorry for running like that
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22:58
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F: turns around digs in a pouch and pulls out a bracelet with stones on it that look like the one Adrian was given but darker in color I’m gonna put this on you don’t try anything
|
23:01
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R: pretty bracelet- Ow! That’s a little tight
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23:01
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F: just making sure you can’t get it off. Don’t take off or you’re going right back in there opens the cell door
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23:03
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How long does it take to piss
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23:16
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If you’re asleep then I’m going to sleep so speak now or forever hold your piss
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23:19
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Monday, 25. October 2021 |
| joe king |
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held my piss
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15:25
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Tuesday, 26. October 2021 |
| joe king |
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It gotvstuck
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23:08
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I wasnt looking at feet
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23:08
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I was trying to send you what i was looking at but it womt go through. just so you know i was not viewing feet pics on deviantart
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23:09
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| Agares |
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I understand
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23:09
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Sunday, 14. November 2021 |
| joe king |
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ok i finished it
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01:51
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feadingi mean readingeedifefeet
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01:51
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| Agares |
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Okay
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01:52
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| joe king |
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also the shadow alliance lives in a back alley of the shadow slums. they got a little hideout
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01:52
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| Agares |
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Cool
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01:52
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| joe king |
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a: why cant i get a cool bracelet
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01:53
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t want to disable your powers completely
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01:54
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| joe king |
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a: its not like i’ll ever use them. in fact is there a way to just turn me human again
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01:54
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| Agares |
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F: not that I know of. We need to get going to the slums
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01:55
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| joe king |
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max: oo i know something! well if its true anyway
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01:56
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max: i read a really old book in the library once about shadows but i thought it was satire or like someones worldbuilding notes in one book but... their descriptions are starting to line up with you guys pretty well
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01:56
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max: a scientist named vervena brought a lost shadow back to life with epic scienceness
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01:58
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d: !
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01:58
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| Agares |
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F: Could always just be a story
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01:58
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| joe king |
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max: but it sounded so real.... its from 1908
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01:58
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| Agares |
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F: I’m not underworld book smart I just live in the slums, but any rumor that made its way to the surface could have just been some shadow messing around
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02:00
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P: correction: lived
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02:00
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F: yes lived
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02:00
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| joe king |
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max: well maybe you should read it you’ll see
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02:01
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max: the things vervena wrote about shadows is the same as you. the masks and everything
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02:01
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| Agares |
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F: I know you don’t know about toothpick but a lot of people there know about the “masks and everything” Look I’ll look into it one day but first I don’t have my scythe so I don’t rule and nothing is getting researched until I get it back
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02:03
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P: you’d think a ruler so high up to the likes of Gabe and such would have some power of their own. You’re just fake though
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02:04
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F: please stop you aren’t adding anything to this conversation
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02:05
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| joe king |
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a: ...
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02:05
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a: look if theres even a miniscule chance i can go back to my old self id take it i hate being a shadow
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02:05
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a: i always have this empty feeling like im hungry for something but i dont know what
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02:06
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ed: maybe souls
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02:06
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| Agares |
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P: yeah because you’re a peaceful surfie you need to suck life force drink blood something
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02:06
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| joe king |
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d: he can drink my blood. i have enough to go around
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02:07
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max: ! thats unsafe at least disinfect before you donate blood
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02:07
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| Agares |
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P: well usually you just latch on and suck guess that’s not really sanitary
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02:08
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| joe king |
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ed: can we stop being horny for shadows and find this guy i need to go to bed.its like checks phone but the clock is broken likd minecraft in the nether what the fuck
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02:08
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| Agares |
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F: oh. Yeah that happens when devices aren’t adjusted to the underworld
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02:09
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| joe king |
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d: i am not horny i could sue you for libel
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02:10
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max: checks phone ooooo cool
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02:10
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ed: yeah i could sue YOU for stepping foot in my restaurant and causing all this
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02:10
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d: try me i could pay for the best lawyer in verdens if i need to
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02:12
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| Agares |
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R: wow business talk you only sue people you don’t like right? Do you not like each other
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02:12
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| joe king |
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ed: take a guess
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02:12
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| Agares |
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P: any shadow just so you know if you are too hungry any time soon feel free to take from me. Anything blood or straight up life force
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02:13
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| joe king |
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a: morally conflicted
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02:14
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| Agares |
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F: he might die if you do that he’s weak (p:shut up whore)
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02:15
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| joe king |
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a: yeah i think ill just like. suck the life force out of a rat or something
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02:15
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a: can i do that
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02:15
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| Agares |
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F: :| I don’t think that’s very effective for filling yourself. I’m starting to feel a little hungry myself I haven’t done any of that stuff in ages
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02:17
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F: there’s this one girl on the surface I was targeting before I got the scythe a she is a cat girl and I had to make cat noises every time I possessed her so at some point I kind of just started making cat noises in everyday speech
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02:18
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| joe king |
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a: well i dont want to hurt anyone : (
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02:19
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(catgirl friend)
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02:19
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a: will it hurt devi even if its still like consensual i guess
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02:19
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d: yeah im totally down ecstastic even. i mean what
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02:20
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| Agares |
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P: yeah it still hurts you feel sick and dizzy afterwards it can also throw you into intense emotional numbness but psychological effects only really happen if you take a little too much but not enough to kill them
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02:21
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P: humans regain life energy over time but that may be slowed when it’s constantly taken. This is why long targeting is not a good idea because what started out as a meal when you first started possessing can turn into barely getting enough to live within a few years
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02:23
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| joe king |
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a: damn. do you know this from personal experiencr
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02:23
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| Agares |
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P: yes. As far as I’m pretty sure my life force production is slowed but I also feel like it was always like that
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02:24
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P: I need it to stop.
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02:25
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| joe king |
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a: 😎
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02:25
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| Agares |
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F: before you assume anything I’ve barely ever taken anything from him unless I absolutely needed it he’s my son not my target he just.. he’s just like that now and there’s nothing that can be done to reverse the damage
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02:27
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| joe king |
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a: thats good i was already assuming
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02:27
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a: well devs how does that sound
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02:28
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d: kind of scary
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02:28
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d: but youve done so much for me its the least i could do
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02:29
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| Agares |
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F: entry will hurt less for both of you if you prove unwavering trust
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02:29
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F: I don’t recommend this
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02:29
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F: I’m just telling you the facts
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02:30
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| joe king |
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ed: if wally was here he would probably say something like devis been manipulated by a shadow and hes too far gone and the shadow must be KILLED how accurate am i from knowing him for about 2 hours
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02:30
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| Agares |
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F: yeah on that scale I’m having a little bit of a Wally moment but I don’t think Devi is being manipulated I just think it’s unsafe
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02:31
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F: but go shadows who can have a good meal every once and a while
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02:33
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| joe king |
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a: hes not a meal hes my friend : (
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02:33
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| Agares |
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F: a meal. A friend. Whatever you want to call it
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02:34
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| joe king |
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ed: just dont fuck with me im fine with it
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02:35
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ed: weird to think henri could have done that to us though
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02:36
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| Agares |
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P: yeah he’s stupid for not doing that
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02:36
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| joe king |
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max: maybe he didnt know to .......????? cause he doesnt need to get life force or something maybe
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02:37
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| Agares |
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P: I don’t know sounds to me like he was just starving. Whatever I’ll teach him whatever he doesn’t know
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02:38
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| joe king |
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max: but hes an enemy: (
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02:39
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| Agares |
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F: he’s obnoxious sarcastic voice ‘on their side now’ remember
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02:40
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P: no need to mock me because I found cooler friends :)
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02:41
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| joe king |
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ed: theyll probably just kill you
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02:42
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ed: cant you tell from the whole anti government schtick he had going on youre no different
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02:42
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ed: theyll kill you because they dont like you or because they dont like someone who loves you
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02:43
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| Agares |
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P: and I need to be killed. They want shadows there. Physical shadows, not contractual ones. And I do nothing for the government and Aw you thing ybf wuvs me?? Awwwwwwwww I won’t be bad anymore because someone said my mommy wewy wubs me
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02:44
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| joe king |
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ed: shrug theyll kill you again
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02:45
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ed: no shadow phila just a dead one
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02:45
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| Agares |
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P: if you keep talking like that no angel Ed just a dead one (tmi)
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02:46
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P: you wouldn’t be an angel though seriously
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02:46
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| joe king |
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ed: i was about to say
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02:47
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| Agares |
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F: the only people who call me ybf are weird alt right groups stuck in an echo chamber
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02:48
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| joe king |
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ed: woah hell has alt right groups. i guess i shouldnt be surprised
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02:49
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| Agares |
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P: yes and I don’t think they used to be as bad but…. Radical opinions force everyone else into radical opinions don’t they
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02:50
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P: guess the violent takeover also didn’t help
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02:51
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| joe king |
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a: damn i missed a lot
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02:51
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a: while this was going on i was probably rolling at a club weird to think about
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02:52
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| Agares |
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F: less stressful probably
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02:53
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F: it was a really good feeling though and it lasted for weeks wish I always felt like that
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02:54
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| joe king |
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a: maybe try ecstasy
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02:55
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d: ??????
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02:55
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| Agares |
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F: ahem yeah I’ll put it on the list.. I don’t do drugs
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02:56
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| joe king |
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d: you do DRUGS?!
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02:56
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a: did im straight edge now because they dont do any thing but make me sick maybe because i need life force or what ever they were talking about idk
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02:57
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| Agares |
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P: I might do drugs now that I am no longer a prince
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02:58
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F: not with me around :D
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02:59
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P: bitch I’ll get rid of you in a second I’m only here because I don’t feel like fighting. Not like it would be much of a fight
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02:59
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| joe king |
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max: hm
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03:01
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max: lets go. check out the slums i guess. try to find wally
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03:02
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| Agares |
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F: yes PLEASE I hope he isn’t dead
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03:02
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P: I hope they killed him twice
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03:02
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| joe king |
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d: is it safe for me to go ...since im human
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03:03
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d: i dont think theyd like me very much
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03:03
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| Agares |
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P: it’s not safe for anyone to go
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03:03
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P: might as well get yourself a bandana or something to wear around your face though I don’t know if it actually helps but it used to make me feel cooler
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03:04
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| joe king |
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a: what if we made them up to look like shadows 😎
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03:05
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| Agares |
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P: sounds like it would backfire horribly but to get close to thw pure shadows maybe
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03:05
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| joe king |
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a: little fake horns and stuff. or we could just say they got chopped like mine
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03:05
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| Agares |
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F: this is hell where are we getting fake horns
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03:07
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| joe king |
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a: but devi and ed both have light hair hmmmmm. gotta dye it
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03:07
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a: arts and crafts : )
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03:07
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ed: oh hell no you are not touching my hair (d: what)
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03:07
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max: cosplay (stareyes)
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03:08
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| Agares |
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F: oh. Hey I want to make horns for myself too :( I know I have horns but you know I like participating in friendly activities with my friends because they like hanging out with me and stuff
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03:09
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R: did you have many friends as a kid? Just asking
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03:09
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| joe king |
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a: do they sell like halloween hair dye here we can just spray it on
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03:10
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ed: oh god
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03:10
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| Agares |
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F: yes there is a store that’s like a Halloween store but its gimmick is that it’s Halloween all year round
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03:10
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| joe king |
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d: i hope it doesnt stain my hair
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03:11
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d: my dad would be so mad
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03:11
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| Agares |
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P: fuck your dad. Close your eyes while we spray your hair and pretend that you are stabbing him to death, burying him, and then pissing and stomping on his grave
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03:13
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P: don’t actually piss
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03:13
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P: just imagine it
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03:13
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| joe king |
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d: my dad would kill me if i even thought that
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03:14
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a: i thought you stopped talking to him? after uhh....
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03:14
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d: still calls me
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03:14
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| Agares |
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P: I have been thinking these things for years. Formulating my perfect world based on anything I don’t like being brutally mauled until nonexistent. Very therapeutic to close my eyes to go there and fix something else
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03:15
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F: I thought you stopped doing that years ago :| said you were too old for it
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03:16
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P: I was wrong
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03:17
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| joe king |
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oh bejeesus
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03:17
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there are these coyotes outside making this horrible laughing sound im going tp scare them away real quick caus its scaring me
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03:17
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| Agares |
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I can understand
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03:17
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| joe king |
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its on like all sides of my house bc when one freaks out they all start freaking out
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03:18
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pk they stopped yay
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03:18
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d: well when you’re an adult you cant do those things and especially if you have the kind of status i do
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03:19
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d: for example,i guess i drank once. and i cussed my dad out and i got in a lot of trouble for it and i was even demoted. do you know how embarassing that is
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03:20
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a: you drank once lmao just tell everyone youre a borderline alcoholic
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03:20
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d: im a casual drinker
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03:20
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| Agares |
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P: I’m a prince what do you mean status? And I never said do anything in the real world I said to imagine it. Just because in my perfect world I cussed out my mom doesn’t mean I did in real life. Okay with that example I would just cuss her out she needs to know how I feel clean and dry
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03:21
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P: I do not like drinking that much but I have always wanted to go on a bender do you guys know anything about that since I’m probably gonna die soon and have recently been relieved of most responsibility
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03:23
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| joe king |
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a: thats a horrible dream
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03:23
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| Agares |
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P: my existence is a horrible dream
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03:24
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| joe king |
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ed: emo
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03:24
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a: if i was sober the night i died i probably would be alive right now and feeding ducks with a cane or something so yeah bad dream
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03:26
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| Agares |
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P: yeah feeding ducks with a cane is a bad dream I wouldn’t want to live like that
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03:26
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| joe king |
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a: man you underestimate how awesomely simple life can be
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03:27
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| Agares |
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P: your mom’s awesomely simple. And what’s more simple than simply doing what you want when you want and having no one care
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03:28
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| joe king |
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a: lmao my heater is smoking i think i just inhales like 80 differsnt kinds of cancers right now
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03:28
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ADRIAN WAS NOT Supposed to say that
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03:29
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| Agares |
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SIJDWOSHHGG
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03:29
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eiwjajaa
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03:29
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| joe king |
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and it just cut off randomly rip
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03:29
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no heat for me
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03:29
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| Agares |
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Noo
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03:29
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| joe king |
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a: well i didnt like it very much
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03:30
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a: i was basically an orphan by the time i was 10 so shrug
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03:30
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| Agares |
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P: I WIN I was an orphan right after I was born my parents gave me up now give me money for winning
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03:31
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| joe king |
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a: you are insane
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03:32
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| Agares |
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P: yeah I am pay up
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03:32
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| joe king |
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a: im broke
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03:32
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a: all my money is in devs name
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03:33
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| Agares |
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P: whatever you’re in debt to me I’m charging 3% interest
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03:34
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F: how much money do you want from him??
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03:35
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P: 2 dollars I want to buy a soda
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03:36
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| joe king |
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d: sighs and gets out wallet
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03:37
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| Agares |
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P: thanks bro. Really appreciate it wouldn’t want orphans going thirsty now would you (pleadingface)
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03:38
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P: now hand over the cash or I’m stealing the whole wallet
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03:39
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| joe king |
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d: maybe i shouldnt
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03:42
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max: sooooo is there like a dress code for shadows here
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03:42
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| Agares |
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F: not anymore but black everything is always safest
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03:42
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F: see there used to be a dress code like shadows had to wear their masks and wear all black such but I got rid of that so now they are free to express themselves
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03:44
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F: the closest I could get was black fingerless gloves instead of white normal ones and these absolute fashion staple converse I am wearing
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03:45
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| joe king |
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d: do i have to change
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03:46
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| Agares |
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F: not technically but you should put on white gloves
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03:47
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F: and maybe we will put white makeup all over your face sorry
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03:47
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| joe king |
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a: i think hes pale enough
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03:48
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| Agares |
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F: I guess so but there aren’t many flesh toned shadows they usually have a weird color undertone
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03:49
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| joe king |
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a: IM flesh toned. not like an endangered animal or anything
|
03:50
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| Agares |
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P: you might be extinct soon. Not your skin color I’m just making another death threat
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03:51
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| joe king |
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a: thanks : (
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03:51
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| Agares |
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P: says the asshole who’s buddy won’t give me the 4 dollars. That’s right it’s 4 dollars now
|
03:52
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| joe king |
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d: im not giving you anything take it up with my lawyer
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03:52
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d: also mrs friend.im ok with wearing white gloves
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03:53
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| Agares |
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P: “””””””take it up with my lawyer””””””””” how dumb are you friend throws money over him oh yeah this is considered stealing if I pick this off of the ground I am stealing from royalty
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03:54
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F: okay Devi that should be okay I guess
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03:54
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| joe king |
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d: anything i say is worth a shot if it makes you think maybe i should leave this guy alone
|
03:55
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| Agares |
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F: none of us should be messing with Henri as it stands right now we just have to
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03:56
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| joe king |
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d: take it up with YOUR lawyer. The court. laws. is that better. i need a drink
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03:57
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| Agares |
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F: speaking of drinks after this is all over do you want to come to my house for drinks sometime? As like a friendly thing because we share that “hobby”.. is it considered a hobby??
|
04:00
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P: hobby as in pastime yes hobby as in productive pastime no
|
04:01
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| joe king |
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a: sure
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04:01
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d: lights a cigorate i dont see why not
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04:02
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ed: gross. you and your disgusting vices
|
04:02
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| Agares |
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F: ew cigarette ECH ew
|
04:02
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| joe king |
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max: ed likes to drink nasal spray. just feel like that’s relevant
|
04:03
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| Agares |
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P: can’t that put you into a coma pretty quick? I’m just guessing I look up a lot about exactly how lethal products are
|
04:04
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| joe king |
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ed: not me im built different
|
04:05
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max: i guess lets go make some halloween costumes : D
|
04:05
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| Agares |
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F: yeah and Devi if you can handle it please don’t smoke near me
|
04:06
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| joe king |
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d: sorry
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04:06
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| Agares |
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F: it’s fine i just really hate people smoking tobacco always have I didn’t have any clue why I hated it so bad until a few months ago when o figured out that while I was alive pretty much every member of my family smoked.. even my shadow so maybe that’s why
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04:08
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| joe king |
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d: let me finish this one
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04:09
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max: so uhhh where is this 24/7 halloween store
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04:09
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| Agares |
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Are they still in the dungeon thing lol
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04:11
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| joe king |
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i guess idk.................
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04:11
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| Agares |
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Let’s just say they just got out
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04:11
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F: the nearest one is in capital. There’s like 3 there though I’ll lead you to the closest one Halloween is really popular all year round it’s weird honestly starts walking down hill
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04:12
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F: stops abruptly wait do you want me to drive you all I can drive I have a car
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04:13
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| joe king |
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a: uhhhhhhh not sure
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04:14
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a: lets just walk not sure how much i trust your driving skills. no offense
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04:15
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| Agares |
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F: :( fair continues walking
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04:16
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| joe king |
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max: im so excited we get to dress like real shadows and even go into the slums.... not even scared any more
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04:16
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ed: great im terrified
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04:16
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| Agares |
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F: you should be more scared Max you know Laikin Rayne he went all the way to turnpike one evening and ended up meeting a shadow who possessed Wally and put a box cutter to his throat
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04:19
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| joe king |
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d: ..?
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04:20
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| Agares |
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F: Turnpike is like uh a tourist town bars and gambling establishments are about all that’s there. It’s a miserable place but Laik got demon’s turnpike because he didn’t seem to dislike it
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04:20
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| joe king |
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d: i would love a bar now actually
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04:21
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| Agares |
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P: demon’s whatever is a term used by shadows to refer to the way a rich demon would see something as opposed to a shadow/poorer person
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04:22
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F: we aren’t going to turnpike it’s up north
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04:22
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| joe king |
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d: sigh
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04:22
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| Agares |
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P: why are you hurting for a drink so bad we’re going to capital I will personally walk into a liquor store and buy something for you
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04:24
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| joe king |
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d: cant stand any of you people. i feel as if i can not physically get through the rest of this night sober without losing it
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04:24
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a: its probably for the better were not going to any bars he has no clue how to act in public. the night i met him a bunch of girls were hitting on him and he didnt even care
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04:25
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a: he grabbed me and was all nervous and was like uhh uhh this is my boyfriend so fuck off females and thats how we became best friends
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04:25
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d: (unamused)
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04:25
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| Agares |
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P: (unamused)
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04:26
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P: if you are gay just say it I don’t care
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04:26
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| joe king |
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a and d: im not gay
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04:26
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a: we’re not gay
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04:27
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| Agares |
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P: lol keep telling yourself that
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04:27
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| joe king |
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a: i mean okay ive talked to guys but
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04:27
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a: not gay
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04:28
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a: i didnt talk to them in a gay way.
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04:28
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| Agares |
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F: there it is! points to store with a giant sign that says HALLOWEEN I don’t know what the name of the store is actually as far as I know it’s named Halloween
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04:29
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| joe king |
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max: hmm unoriginal name but cool
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04:33
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| Agares |
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P: Aw sick a vending machine finally buys soda from vending machine
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04:34
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| joe king |
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max: do shadows ever wear eyeliner i feel like they would
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04:34
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| Agares |
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F: what do I look like I’m wearing :|
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04:35
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F: it’s my personal belief that all shadows have always applied eyeliner under their mask even though they couldn’t take it off and it’s not just me
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04:36
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| joe king |
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d: my dad would hate it if i wore eyeliner
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04:36
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a: we are in hell right now your dad wont be here for awhile quit worrying
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04:37
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| Agares |
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P: yeah just focus on the pissing on his grave thing and you’ll feel bigger than worrying about a guy who’s grave you’ve pissed on
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04:38
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| joe king |
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max: ...do shadows have green or brown eyes. sorry just trying to get a scope of what we need here
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04:38
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| Agares |
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F: orange
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04:38
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F: stereotypically
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04:38
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| joe king |
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max: hope they sell contacts here hehe. but i dont even need them
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04:39
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max: moves dreads so you can see his eyes
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04:39
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| Agares |
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P: cool eyes bro
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04:39
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| joe king |
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max: people always thought i was some kind of demon for them : (
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04:39
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| Agares |
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F: as you see I have black purple-grayish eyes so they can be any color
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04:40
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| joe king |
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max: ok uhhhhhh ed i can see you with orange.... devi maybe a pink?
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04:40
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ed: wow thanks giving me the stereotypical color
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04:40
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| Agares |
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F: Sonder has orange eyes. It’s fine
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04:41
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| joe king |
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max: WAIT. no. devi would look better in purple
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04:41
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d: ill take your word for it you specialize in fashion so
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04:42
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| Agares |
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P: can I get contacts? I want red ones
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04:42
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| joe king |
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max: why red
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04:43
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max: i see you more with yellow but...
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04:44
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| Agares |
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P: because I want scary red eyes or orange eyes like friend had when she was alive wally also has red eyes
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04:44
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| joe king |
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max: hm
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04:45
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max: ok lets just see what we can find
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04:45
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| Agares |
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P: my brown eyes are inferior to those of Friend and Wally even Monty so is my hair texture and color
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04:46
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| joe king |
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a: you must hate yourself a lot
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04:47
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| Agares |
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P: yeah well
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04:47
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| joe king |
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max: goes in the store HOLY SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT
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04:47
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| Agares |
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F: kind of runs in after him uhh Hello!
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04:48
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| joe king |
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every one else follows
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04:50
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| Agares |
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Store employee: Hello leader Friend! Welcome to the 24/7/365 Halloween store
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04:50
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F: thanks me and my friends are just looking for some costumes
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04:50
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Store employee: well you came to the right place let me know if you need any help finding anything
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04:51
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| joe king |
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max: OMG. THEY HAVE LITTLE FAKE DEMON TAILS
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04:51
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a: lmao
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04:52
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ed: i think. the horns are enough
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04:52
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| Agares |
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P: sounds like someone has never been in a giant chain all year Halloween store before
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04:52
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| joe king |
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max: holy shit look at these suits..... the stitching.......... the embellishments..... attention to detail .........
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04:53
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| Agares |
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F: capital is known for having a lot of suits of all sorts
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04:53
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| joe king |
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max: even kid gloves ....... this store has it all
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04:54
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| Agares |
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P: everywhere sells gloves because they’re normal here
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04:55
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| joe king |
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max: this stuff is as high quality as the things you would find at the average boutique in verdens
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04:55
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d: i dont like it
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04:55
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| Agares |
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P: you haven’t even been in the most expensive stores yet
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04:55
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| joe king |
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d: its very ummm extravagant. reminds me of when my dad would dress me up for dinner parties
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04:55
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| Agares |
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P: stop talking about your dad you’re giving me a headache because he never existed in this current state and you mentioning him is really messing with the reality I’m trying to live in right now
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04:57
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| joe king |
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d: what do you mean this current state
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04:57
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(phila in his schizo era)
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04:58
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| Agares |
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P: the reality where we are in this Halloween store and your dad does not exist
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04:58
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| joe king |
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d: well he very much does exist hes just not here right now. i think you have the object permanence of a toddler
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04:59
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| Agares |
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OQNSIANAHS
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04:59
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P: no I know he exists he just doesn’t exist right now. I’m sick of explaining this to you
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04:59
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F: why have these people evoked you to decide whether random things exist or not his dad has nothing to do with anything
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05:01
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| joe king |
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max: soooo ed i think this would fit you holds up a normal little dark green suit and devi umm... i dont know how to say this but youre a bit short
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05:02
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d: really now
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05:02
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max: yeah! : D
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05:02
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max: its just hard to find something that wont make you look like you were going through your dads closet
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05:03
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| Agares |
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P: GKKKHHHHHH head in hands for a second
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05:04
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P: oh hey they sell bang here
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05:05
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| joe king |
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max: but we can pin it up or..omg
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05:05
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max: gets a black velvet vest and shows it to everyone can you see mr nilsen himself wearing this......
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05:06
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a: gives me pimp vibes sure
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05:06
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d: head in hands
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05:06
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ed: LMAO
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05:07
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| Agares |
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F: all of these things are a little fancy to go into the slums with. I’m just sticking with black hoodie and my mask
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05:07
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| joe king |
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max: but this might be the last time im in hell : (
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05:08
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max: i wanted to go all out
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05:08
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| Agares |
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F :you can wear anything over there but I can’t promise you’ll make it out okay
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05:08
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| joe king |
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max: i mean we’ll be going with you we’ll be fine im sure
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05:09
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| Agares |
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F: scytheless me
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05:09
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P: scytheless her on girl pills
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05:09
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| joe king |
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HESLSPSKXK?
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05:09
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slay.
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05:09
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max: picks up like 4 cans of black hair dyespray stuff and eyeliner and gloves hmmmmm
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05:10
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max: what kind of horns does a shadow usually have.....
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05:10
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max: i think i might just stick with black
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05:10
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| Agares |
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F: any color but usually black like mine
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05:11
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| joe king |
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max: ok and the tails.... whatever we’ll be fine adrian doesnt have a tail
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05:11
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a: yep i did a pretty good job of mutilating myself
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05:12
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| Agares |
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F: looks in mirror I’m so sad I’m not glowy and reflective and purple right now :(
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05:12
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F: my hair’s kind of cute when I’m stressed out though
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05:12
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| joe king |
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max: i think you look good friend : D what about this dress for you shows her a black evening dress with a purple lace trim
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05:13
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| Agares |
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F: that is really cute! I’ve never worn a dress in public you’d think I would’ve at this point
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05:14
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| joe king |
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max: ok um adrian... youre going to be the worst dressed but one of the only real actual shadows besides friend isnt that ironic
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05:14
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max: unless i find you something too
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05:15
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a: dont bother youre just doing this for fun these disguises arent going to work and we all know it
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05:15
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max: yeah but they might
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05:15
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| Agares |
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F: these won’t work you look like demons not shadows if you weren’t with me they’d probably maul you to death
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05:16
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| joe king |
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max: oh yeah the masks....
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05:16
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| Agares |
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R: wat’s with you guys and the mauling thing
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05:16
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| joe king |
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max: we can use paper plates if you have any in your mansion friend : D
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05:17
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| Agares |
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P: mauling is a funny word it sounds like balling kinda
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05:17
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| joe king |
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a: lmao
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05:17
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literally mauling
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05:17
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| Agares |
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P: we’re walking back up to the mansion (frowningfacewithopenmouth) should’ve just let Friend drive
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05:18
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| joe king |
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max: good exercise : p
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05:19
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| Agares |
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P: she drives pretty decently I think (I assume she drives better completely sober?) just doesn’t do it very often and not really on public roads
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05:20
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F: being driven around is fun that’s why I don’t drive usually
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05:21
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| joe king |
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max: ok and matching trowsahs for mr nilsen and a little bowtie for my best friend edy and of course a suit for me gets a dark red suit ..............ok i think were done here
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05:21
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ed: we are going to look like fucking christmas
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05:21
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| Agares |
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P: buys bang yeah but that’s okay you guys are carrying knives right
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05:22
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| joe king |
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ed: of course not
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05:22
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a: always pulls out a pocket knife
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05:23
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| Agares |
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P: what sane person doesn’t have a knife with them at all times
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05:23
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| joe king |
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d: drink. liquor. alcohol .please
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05:24
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| Agares |
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P: okay okay I keep my promise I will go in there and they will let me buy alcohol as a 14 year old, sometimes surfacers get really worked up about people here not following the law but it’s okay what do you want Devi
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05:26
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| joe king |
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d: out of here.vodka
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05:27
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max: friend do they take cash here : )
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05:28
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| Agares |
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P: peace walks out of Halloween store and goes towards a liquor store
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05:28
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F: I’ll pay
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05:28
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| joe king |
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max: you are such a good leader
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05:28
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| Agares |
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F: you make me feel so good about spending my money here after Halloween pays with credit card thank you
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05:29
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| joe king |
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max: YAYYYY time to go to your place and get dressed
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05:30
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max: maybe put on a movie. i love confessions of a shopaholic do they have that movie in hell
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05:30
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| Agares |
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F: they have all movies in hell. Okay scratch that no zombie movies but apart from that we have surface movies
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05:31
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| joe king |
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max: YAAAAYYY
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05:31
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a: yay movies and dressup. wonder how the kid that got kidnapped is doing
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05:32
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a: maybe i need a drink too
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05:32
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| Agares |
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F: Phila will be back soon let’s start walking he can catch up. I’m also concerned about Wally but everything seems to be fine enough right now
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05:33
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| joe king |
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ed: how do you know
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05:34
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ed: IS everything fine?
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05:35
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| Agares |
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F: not much commotion has been brought to my attention. And I like chaos so why ruin it so quick really
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05:36
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P: hey here Devi hands vodka to Devi
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05:37
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| joe king |
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i thin i z
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05:45
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d: finally
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05:45
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| Agares |
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| ‟ | i thin i z
— patrick slayman, 14.11.2021 05:45 |
What
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05:46
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| joe king |
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12:08
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| Agares |
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This photo is very triggering for some users reminder this is a vent channel, it has and will continue to be used for only one purpose that is venting
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12:10
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| joe king |
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12:15
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20:53
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was that a yes
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20:53
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| Agares |
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Was what a yes
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20:54
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I will yeam
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20:54
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| joe king |
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Aw yea
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20:54
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(manholdingbaby)
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20:55
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| Agares |
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P: I don’t understand why we have to go all the way to the mansion to get dressed can’t we just go in an alley or something? A public bathroom?
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20:55
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| joe king |
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max: D:
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20:55
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I ALMOST PUT A BABY EMOJI THERE I HAD TO CATCH MYSELF
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20:56
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max: (breastfeeding)
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20:56
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OR IF JTTMFVVGGHH
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20:56
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| Agares |
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LMAO
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20:56
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P: chill out no one sees you it’s not a crime
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20:57
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| joe king |
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max: thats unsanitary
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20:57
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| Agares |
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P: not really. Maybe the public bathroom but whatever’s in the alley doesn’t concern me
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20:57
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| joe king |
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max: its not even that far to walk youre just lazy and negative!
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20:58
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| Agares |
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P: You’re the one who won’t strip on the street
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20:58
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| joe king |
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max: i wont strip on the street in a positive and loving manner
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20:59
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d: about to have an aneuryism
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21:00
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| Agares |
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F: Phila’s just used to things that in hindsight maybe aren’t exactly normal starts walking back to her mansion
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21:00
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| joe king |
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max: im so excited this can be like our guys (and one girl) night
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21:01
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max: i definitely wasnt expecting to go to hell tonight or meet so many new people its crazy.....
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21:02
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| Agares |
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P: Friend’ll just have to be your escort :p since she’s the one girl it only makes sense
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21:03
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| joe king |
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max: whats an escort.
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21:03
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| Agares |
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F: shut it Phila
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21:04
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| joe king |
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max: underworld thing?
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21:04
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| Agares |
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F: well an escort is like a companion or guard but relating to me it’s sort of different? You have these on the surface
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21:05
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F: I’m not gonna do it anyway
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21:06
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| joe king |
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max: look we’re almost at the mansion. see how fast time flies
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21:07
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max: ....when were having fun...........!
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21:07
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| Agares |
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F: was that fun? Well. Let’s go unlocks door
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21:08
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| joe king |
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max: soooo wheres your living room? or do you not have one.
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21:09
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| Agares |
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P: well this is the main hall like people come in here for news and stuff there’s the show living room and it’s over there points to doorway but we don’t go in there except for interviews and some other times
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21:11
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| joe king |
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max: oooooo
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21:11
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max: soooo where can we all go just to hang out and get ready : O
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21:12
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| Agares |
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F: the real living room it’s close to me and Phila’s rooms
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21:13
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| joe king |
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max: well lead the way miss friend
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21:13
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max: ok first we’ll be dying hair THEN outfits then makeup...... i think.that sounds good
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21:14
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| Agares |
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F: starts walking you’d probably want to do that outside. I have a balcony so you can spray hair there
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21:14
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| joe king |
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ed: oh god
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21:15
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ed: what if it ruins my perfect white locks..........
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21:16
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max: its not actual dye silly it doesnt go in your hair just on it like chalk : p
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21:16
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| Agares |
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(they went up stairs just wanted to let you know)
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21:17
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| joe king |
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okeez
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21:17
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| Agares |
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F: okay here’s the living room tada! messy living room
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21:17
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| joe king |
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d: pulling a strand of hair in front of him.just trying to savor its final moments in case his hair is dark forever
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21:18
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ed: yeesh
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21:18
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| Agares |
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P: my natural hair is literally turning white and I’m 14 you’ll live
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21:19
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| joe king |
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a: most rich people i used to know had maids what happened to that
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21:19
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t like people to help clean except for Wally and Sonder because they are doing it of their own free will I take care of it all myself
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21:20
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P: clean homes suck ass
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21:20
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| joe king |
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ed: wish wally was here right now what a pigsty
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21:20
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ed: picks up a bunch of stuff and throws it out of a window
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21:21
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max: edy!!!!!
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21:21
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| Agares |
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P: hey stop touching shit (unless it’s the cross you can get rid of that) Adrian wanna see my room
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21:22
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| joe king |
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a: uhhhhhh
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21:24
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a: ed devs lets go do your hair picks up a spray can
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21:25
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ed: deep breaths ed it can be washed out.... ok
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21:26
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d: shrug
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21:26
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| Agares |
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F: here let me show you to my room walks them down a hall and into her room, which has mostly boxes and empty bottles in it and goes to the balcony door here. Excuse my room please no one usually comes in here
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21:28
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| joe king |
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max: pretty cool okay balcony time!!!!
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21:29
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max: grabs ed and devi and drags them outside
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21:29
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a: sighs and follows them
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21:30
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| Agares |
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P: walks out on balcony you guys want me to show you a trick
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21:30
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| joe king |
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ed: what is it
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21:31
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max: ok cover your eyes : D about to work my magic
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21:31
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max: sprays ed
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21:31
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ed: FUUCKCLFIFCIFICUFCKFUCKFCUKFCUFKC
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21:32
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| Agares |
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P: lol
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21:32
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| joe king |
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a: doing devis hair whats the trick
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21:33
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| Agares |
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P: climbs over fence and sits on the ledge tada! I can do more than this but Friend gets mad at me if I do anything cool
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21:34
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| joe king |
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a: woah. thats.Interesting
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21:34
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d: thats not safe
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21:35
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| Agares |
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P: it’s not safe now is it. stands on fence and walks across it like a balance beam, arms out
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21:37
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| joe king |
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a: FRIEND COME GET YOUR KID
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21:38
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d: dont yell my head hurts
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21:38
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a: sorry : (
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21:39
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| Agares |
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F: is he on the fence I swear to god comes out of room Phila get off of there
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21:39
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P: stops walking which way
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21:40
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| joe king |
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max: uhhhh hehehe yeah please get your kid
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21:40
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| Agares |
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F: pulls his foot so he trips and falls on the balcony stop doing that I know it only encourages you but it really scares me :(
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21:41
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| joe king |
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a: ....done
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21:42
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d: how do i look.............. someone hand me a mirror please
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21:42
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| Agares |
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F: here hands hand mirror over
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21:43
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| joe king |
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d: i look older
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21:46
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a: you look nice
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21:47
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a: ly black haired.
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21:47
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| Agares |
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F: could just be the weird texture it gives your hair I gotta get dressed don’t come in the bathroom and yell at Phila if he does anything (not too loud for Devi though) goes into bathroom with dress and shits the door
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21:48
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SHUTS.
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21:48
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| joe king |
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WEHEJERHESUJDJRJFCIJRG
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21:49
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max: and ur done : D
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21:50
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ed: give me that takes mirror from devi and looks in it (alien)
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21:50
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WRONG EMOJI
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21:50
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(fearful)
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21:51
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT ONE
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21:51
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| Agares |
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DIWJAI
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21:51
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P: you look cool I love black hair
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21:51
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| joe king |
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ed: i look so.... PLAIN
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21:52
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| Agares |
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P: tell that to Sonder he had like platinum blonde pretty much white hair and lavender eyes when he was alive. Now he has black and orange, I think he prefers it that way though
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21:53
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| joe king |
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ed: im going to cry
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21:55
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d: is there a place to change
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21:55
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| Agares |
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P: anywhere. You know what let’s separate into rooms I get my room just choose a place
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21:56
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| joe king |
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max: ..........
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21:59
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max: but this place is so big where am i supposed to go!
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21:59
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max: too many options i miss our penthouse edy
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22:00
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| Agares |
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Sorry I’m back
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22:02
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P: figure it out, only choose upstairs don’t use the kitchen that’s a little weird in my opinion
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22:03
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| joe king |
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it ok
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22:03
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(manbusyday)
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22:03
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wtf is this emoji are they hitting the bbay with a tennis racket
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22:03
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wait
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22:03
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ok i just saw it close up nvm
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22:04
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| Agares |
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WHAT THE FUCK
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22:04
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Oh the rest of it played
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22:04
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It just looked like he hit the baby and then it started over.
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22:04
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P: grabs some clothes from Friend’s closet I think this is good enough
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22:04
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| joe king |
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RIGHT EHEKEKCLEMDG
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22:05
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d: finds another bath room and gets changed
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22:05
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| Agares |
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F: Hey Phila come here please!!
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22:05
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P: or I’m getting dressed in there. goes into Friend’s bathroom
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22:06
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| joe king |
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ed and max go to the kitchen out of spite
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22:06
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a: sigh. lights a cigarette
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22:06
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| Agares |
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F: her and Phila walk out of bathroom both changed I think it looks okay.. Hey are you smoking in here??????
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22:08
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| joe king |
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a: had to
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22:08
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| Agares |
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F: that’s really sad you have to do something so disgusting
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22:09
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| joe king |
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a: isnt it
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22:09
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| Agares |
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P: what do you think of the dress Adrian I think it looks good she won’t listen to me
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22:10
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| joe king |
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(is friend or phila wearing a dress. or both of them. sorry)
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22:10
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| Agares |
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Phila is wearing a black hoodie and black pants. Friend is wearing the dress. Phila would totally wear a dress though
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22:11
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| joe king |
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(i know. thats why i had to ask)
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22:11
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a: it looks good very extravagant. used to see a lot of dresses like that at clubs
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22:12
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| Agares |
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F: Thank you I used to go to clubs but I didn’t have any fun really
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22:13
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| joe king |
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d: comes back dressed up ..hi
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22:14
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| Agares |
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P: hey do you feel good, do you feel like a shadow?
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22:14
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| joe king |
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max: comes back upstairs with ed lol we do kind of look like christmas edy HOLY SHIT MR NILSEN!!!!!!
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22:15
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d: uh
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22:15
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max: that vest fits you perfectly i knew i made a good call
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22:15
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a: you look. great i mean you look like a shadow or. something
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22:16
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d: you dont sound so sure of yourself do i look that ridiculous
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22:17
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ed: (yes )
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22:17
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| Agares |
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P: shadows just don’t dress like that bruv it’s alright but you do look ridiculous
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22:17
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| joe king |
|
BRUV
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22:18
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|
CHAV PHILA?
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22:18
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| Agares |
|
ADOIAJA
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22:18
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P: if you want a knife (you do) then I will be willing to let you borrow some of mine only the ones I don’t like as much
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22:19
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| joe king |
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ed: what the hell is with you and knives
|
22:19
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max: okok what next..... contacts
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22:20
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| Agares |
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P: flips open pocket knife I like knives and trust me you won’t regret getting one
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22:20
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| joe king |
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max: gives ed and devi their contacts here ya go : P
|
22:21
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ed: this orange color is going to make me look dumb as hell but whatever
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22:22
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ed: gonna look like someone ate peas and carrots and threw up
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22:22
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| Agares |
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F: I’m sure it won’t look that bad. I’m in desperate need of contacts myself I guess if anyone asks about my hair and horns and eyes I’ll say I’m making a statement about loving yourself or something
|
22:25
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| joe king |
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d: leaves and comes back with purple eyes teehee
|
22:26
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max: looking very supernatural everyone : D
|
22:26
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max: and of course time for makeup hope you guys know how to do eyeliner
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22:26
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d: im a man why would i know how to do eyeliner
|
22:26
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a: rude. im pretty good at it
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22:27
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| Agares |
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P: yeah only girls do eyeliner picks up Friend’s eyeliner and puts some on without looking in the mirror and it looks like shit
|
22:28
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P: as a man. I love wearing heavy eyeliner every day
|
22:28
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| joe king |
|
max: phila do you need help?
|
22:28
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| Agares |
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P: no I got it
|
22:29
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| joe king |
|
ed: im a master at eyeliner it’s basically my morning routine heheh
|
22:29
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| Agares |
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P: actually does rest of messy and heavy eyeliner in mirror there I am the perfect man
|
22:30
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| joe king |
|
max: it works!
|
22:30
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a: ok devs sit on the floor. (d: says something probably complaining) no you wont look gay when im done im not applying that much
|
22:31
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| Agares |
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F: Phila hands her eyeliner and she starts to touch up hers Phila does that all the time I don’t know why he wants to accentuate his giant round eyes since he hates them
|
22:32
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| joe king |
|
max: hmm i think it looks good
|
22:33
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|
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a: maybe just lay down i cant get a good angle and BE STILL
|
22:33
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| Agares |
|
P: I would say call it guy liner or something like that (I heard Wally say it once) but that’s also gay like why do you want guys on you
|
22:35
|
| joe king |
|
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22:35
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|
them
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22:35
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| ‟ | P: I would say call it guy liner or something like that (I heard Wally say it once) but that’s also gay like why do you want guys on you
— Agares, 14.11.2021 22:35 |
HELPMEJWJENEEYSHEEF
|
22:36
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d: so they can do my makeup i guess
|
22:39
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| Agares |
|
P: so you wanted this to happen? Gayass
|
22:39
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| joe king |
|
d: im not gay
|
22:40
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| Agares |
|
P: you can be a gayass and not be actually gay
|
22:40
|
| joe king |
|
max: are you sure mr nilsen? i mean......
|
22:41
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|
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max: sorry if this is a touchy subject for you
|
22:41
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d: IM NOT GAY IM JUST GETTING MY MAKEUP DONE BY MY FRIEND BECAUSE YOU WANTED US TO DO IT AND HE KNOWS HOW TO DO EYELINER .AND I DONT WANT ED ANYWHERE NEAR MY FACE .THAT IS ALL
|
22:42
|
|
|
the homeless man on crack
|
22:42
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a: stop moving i dont want to make this any more awkward than it has to be
|
22:42
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| Agares |
|
P: I’m gonna get some candy you guys want any we have all sorts even surface candy
|
22:44
|
|
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P: have you guys ever had anything blood flavored
|
22:44
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| joe king |
|
max: no......????
|
22:46
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d: too close pushes adrian off and looks in a conveniently placed mirror
|
22:48
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a: well good timing im done
|
22:48
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| Agares |
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F: is everyone ready
|
22:50
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|
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P: gets back with candy I’m ready
|
22:51
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| joe king |
|
ed: yep
|
22:52
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|
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max: dont forget the horns guys!!! puts a pair of horns on ed devi and finally himself
|
22:53
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|
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max: and oh our masks
|
22:53
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|
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ed: we’ll. be fine without them
|
22:53
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max: sigh okay... yeah i guess we’re ready
|
22:54
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| Agares |
|
F: puts on mask
|
22:54
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|
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P: as long as you don’t want to protect yourselves
|
22:54
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| joe king |
|
d: no id like some form of self defense
|
22:55
|
|
|
a: anyone who comes near u is getting the adrianator 5000 pulls out pocket knife
|
22:55
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| Agares |
|
P: okay anyone without a knife come to my room speed walks to his room and opens his knife drawer, his room is awful as you probably can imagine
|
22:56
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| joe king |
|
d: no thanks just hand me anything
|
22:56
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| Agares |
|
P: comes out with like 5 knives take your pick
|
22:57
|
|
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P: takes one out except for this one this is Friend’s
|
22:57
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| joe king |
|
d: just takes a random one
|
22:58
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|
|
d: adrian you got any cigarettes
|
22:58
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| Agares |
|
F: don’t smoke in my house I don’t care if you need it honestly
|
22:59
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| joe king |
|
a: you dont get it we’ll die
|
22:59
|
|
|
a: like you need souls we need our smokes
|
22:59
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| Agares |
|
F: rolls eyes I’m fixing myself a drink before we go. For courage I guess
|
23:00
|
| joe king |
|
max: aha guuuuys : D
|
23:01
|
|
|
max: D:
|
23:01
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| Agares |
|
P: what Max
|
23:01
|
| joe king |
|
max: i just dont feel like we should be drinking before a rescue mission
|
23:02
|
| Agares |
|
F: one drink doesn’t do much of anything and even if it did I don’t know if Wally deserves the amount of respect for me to be sober when I save him he doesn’t have that much respect for anyone it seems even though it’s a low bar
|
23:04
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| joe king |
|
max: : (
|
23:04
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| Agares |
|
P: Wally doesn’t deserve to be rescued in the first place
|
23:06
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| joe king |
|
d: surprise i have 2 cigarettes left
|
23:06
|
|
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d: wanna come to the balcony with me
|
23:07
|
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a: oh ummmm sure
|
23:07
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ed: i hate all of you and your vices.
|
23:07
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| Agares |
|
P: are you gonna kiss or something
|
23:07
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| joe king |
|
ed: id say you were all going to hell if we werent already here
|
23:07
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a: not planning on it
|
23:07
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| Agares |
|
F: as long as you smoke outside I will suppress my freak out over it
|
23:09
|
| joe king |
|
ed: we should do a little trolling and eavesdrop
|
23:11
|
|
|
max: a little trolling..................
|
23:11
|
|
|
?
|
23:11
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| Agares |
|
P: I’m with you guys I wanna see
|
23:11
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| joe king |
|
max: these poor guys they deserve privacy like the rest of us : (
|
23:12
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| Agares |
|
P: i don’t have privacy I’m famous
|
23:12
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| joe king |
|
max: :’(
|
23:12
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|
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ed: shhhhhhh
|
23:13
|
|
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a: glad i was stuck on the surface all of these people are nutjobs
|
23:14
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d: especially the princes
|
23:15
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a: lol shut up what if philas listening right now...
|
23:16
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d: shrug
|
23:16
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ed: wow. that was the hottest steamiest makeout session i have ever seen.
|
23:17
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| Agares |
|
P: yeah and they were giving each other much intense visible tongue
|
23:18
|
|
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F: what are you even saying Phila sips drink
|
23:19
|
| joe king |
|
d: ?
|
23:21
|
| Agares |
|
P: sorry I was just theorizing about what you were doing on the balcony
|
23:22
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| joe king |
|
a: oh we kissed dont worry
|
23:22
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| Agares |
|
P: YEAH FUCKING PAY ME don’t pay me it was just an exclamation that time
|
23:23
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| joe king |
|
d: ???
|
23:26
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d: lets just go im done
|
23:26
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| Agares |
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F: finishes drink finally it’s time to save Wally
|
23:27
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F: the slums are farther than capital do you want me to drive
|
23:27
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P: no one trusts you right now remember:(
|
23:28
|
| joe king |
|
max: .....yeah lets drive
|
23:30
|
|
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max: or i guess you drive we ride
|
23:30
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| Agares |
|
F: yay gets keys and starts walking back where they came from btu makes a turn and goes to a carport thing instead this is my car
|
23:32
|
| joe king |
|
max: ooo fancy
|
23:37
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ed: how are we all supposed to fit in here :/
|
23:38
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| Agares |
|
P: just get close together. I get the front seat
|
23:38
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F: no you don’t take up as much space you can sit in the back maybe it will be less squished that way
|
23:39
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P: ew most of these people smoke i don’t wanna be near them
|
23:40
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| joe king |
|
ed: nooooooooo he can keep the front seat
|
23:43
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| Agares |
|
P: yay gets in front seat
|
23:44
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| joe king |
|
a: i call the window seat
|
23:44
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|
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ed: were not on a plane. i hope someone kills you in your sleep
|
23:45
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a: thanks gets in first
|
23:45
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|
|
then dev then max then ed last teehee
|
23:46
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max: geeeez its cramped in here
|
23:48
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| Agares |
|
F: gets in and cranks up car okay everyone ready? Bucked in? Lol. It shouldn’t take long to get there
|
23:48
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| joe king |
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ed: we cant buckle up theres no room
|
23:48
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|
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a: did you know that even with seatbelts people die all the time in car crashes? i thought that was interesting
|
23:49
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| Agares |
|
P: Adrian what if you went into cast in the car it would free up some space and I genuinely want to know what will happen
|
23:50
|
| joe king |
|
a: uhh sorry dont know how to go into cast
|
23:50
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| Agares |
|
P: you just kind of do it I’m not a shadow but I practice going into cast all the time
|
23:51
|
| joe king |
|
hold on i need to draw it.
|
23:52
|
| Agares |
|
I might fall asleep
|
23:52
|
| joe king |
|
hmmm ok well stop here but
|
23:52
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|
|
fuck it wont send
|
23:54
|
|
|
nedd phila and friend reference
|
23:54
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|
|
whenever it sends in our actual chat
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23:54
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|
Monday, 15. November 2021 |
| joe king |
|
Changed the conversation picture:
|
21:27
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Slay
|
21:27
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I think i broke it
|
22:01
|
| Agares |
|
Is it time
|
22:01
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| joe king |
|
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22:01
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slay time
|
22:01
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|
sorry i have echolalia. i wish it was something normal and not yassificating
|
22:02
|
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have to take out trash hold on
|
22:04
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OK BACK
|
22:15
|
| Agares |
|
Cool
|
22:15
|
| joe king |
|
now i can yeaaaaam
|
22:15
|
|
|
a: maybe i just dont have shadow powers idk
|
22:16
|
| Agares |
|
P: all shadows can go into cast it’s actually a more natural form for shadows to be in, less harsh. Do you want candy? I have sour candy that’s on the surface and I have chocolate which has blood in it it’s blood chocolate but apart from that it’s like a snickers
|
22:19
|
| joe king |
|
a: ill try the blood
|
22:20
|
|
|
max: ehhhhhhhhhhh :(
|
22:20
|
| Agares |
|
P: here you go gives Adrian a handful of Halloween sized candy bars they’re really good
|
22:21
|
| joe king |
|
halloween sized
|
22:22
|
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|
a: eats one tastes like soap
|
22:22
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|
a: wait where are they getting the blood from or is it synthetic or
|
22:22
|
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a: :|
|
22:23
|
| Agares |
|
P: shrugs you know we have a lot of bodies down here
|
22:23
|
| joe king |
|
a: :|
|
22:23
|
|
|
max: TO THE SLUMS
|
22:23
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d: zzz
|
22:24
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| Agares |
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F: I assure you the underworld’s way of harvesting and selling human blood and bones is completely ethical starts driving god :| I feel like I forgot what the underworld looks like
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22:25
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| joe king |
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ed: yeah totally ethical
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22:26
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a: dev do you have to lay on me we have plenty of room back here
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22:28
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ed: (envy)
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22:29
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| Agares |
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P: yeah gayass get off of him
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22:29
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P: people sign a contract when they get here that allows the government to harvest their previous human bones and such they are allowed to refuse. The government then sells to companies who want to use it for various purposes like bone jewelry
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22:30
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F: I’m not in charge of harvesting these things by the way don’t think I am
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22:31
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| joe king |
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max: (rudolfsurprise)
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22:31
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d: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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22:32
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max: ummmmmmmmmmmm please dont harvest my bones if i die and go to hell.
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22:34
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your entire profile just broke on me wtf
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22:35
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oh wait i think its bc my internet conked out
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22:36
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| Agares |
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Sorry I went and took medicine
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22:37
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F: tell me when you get here and they won’t
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22:37
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P: you said if like you didn’t know that you were gonna die. Do you think you won’t die Max? Is that how you feel?
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22:38
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| joe king |
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max: uhhhhh i mean ill die just not for a while
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22:38
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| Agares |
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F: parks in small parking lot we are at our stopping point this is a frozen yogurt place my bestie works here so he’ll let me stay here probably. We’ll do the rest on foot
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22:40
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| joe king |
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max: FROYOOOOO
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22:42
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ed: ew. people actually eat frozen yogurt not as a joke
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22:42
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| Agares |
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F: I was just gonna start walking :| we’ve wasted enough time
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22:42
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| joe king |
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a: wake up sleepy head
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22:43
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| Agares |
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P: Aw wasn’t even gonna say hi to Jack before we went? You’re being an inattentive girlfriend
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22:43
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| joe king |
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d: dead
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22:43
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| Agares |
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NOOOOOOOOO DEVI
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22:43
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| joe king |
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HES NOT ACTUALLY DEAD I JUST TJOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
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22:43
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| Agares |
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Yes I know
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22:44
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P: violently pulls open froyo shop door and goes in HEY JACK
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22:46
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| joe king |
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max: noooo friends right we are wasting time
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22:48
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max: what about wally :(
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22:48
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| Agares |
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F: if there’s one thing you all probably know by now it’s that Phila doesn’t care about that.
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22:50
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F: I’ll get him walks in froyo store and drags Phila out
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22:52
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F: you’re being terrible today
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22:52
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P: you too
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22:53
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| joe king |
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ed: pulls atom branded airhorn out of pocket
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22:53
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ed: thar she blows
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22:53
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max: WHAT THE FUCK ??????
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22:54
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d: hello
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22:54
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ed: desperate times call for desperate measures.................
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22:54
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| Agares |
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F: rise and shine sweetheart we’re about to walk
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22:54
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| joe king |
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22:55
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| Agares |
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Lol
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22:56
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| joe king |
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ed: gets out thank god i thought i was gonna suffocate in there
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22:56
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a: come on it wasnt that horrible. and your friend in the middle hasnt complained once
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22:57
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max: teehee (chuckle)
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22:58
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max: why do you have an airhorn on you edy
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22:58
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ed: in case.
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22:58
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| Agares |
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F: come on let’s go starts walking
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22:59
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F: we’re dressed horrifically so we probably need to be quiet for the most part
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23:00
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| joe king |
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max: i thought we did a good job :(
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23:01
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a: maybe just me but i feel like most shadows down here arent actually that fancy except maybe friend cause shes uh. royalty
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23:02
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max: yeah we’re like her subjects it works
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23:02
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| Agares |
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F: shadows are also my subjects (unamused)
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23:02
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F: they kind of rely on me to make sure they’re treated equal so uh
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23:03
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| joe king |
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max: oh yeah sorryyyyyy on the surface we kinda use the word subjects as like our butlers
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23:05
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| Agares |
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P: ew
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23:05
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| joe king |
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ed: what the fuck is wrong with butlers phila.
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23:05
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| Agares |
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P: that makes it sound like you own them they’re still people
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23:06
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| joe king |
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ed: well we’re the ones paying them
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23:06
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| Agares |
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P: puts on black face scarf thing we are about there! My home
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23:08
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| joe king |
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BLACKFACE???
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23:08
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wait
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23:08
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okay
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23:08
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| Agares |
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Face scarf that is black
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23:08
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What
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23:08
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How did you interpret it that way holy shit
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23:08
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| joe king |
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i misread i was about to murder phila
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23:08
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This message has been removed.
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23:09
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| Agares |
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LMAO
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23:09
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P: I feel something.. nevermind we are here welcome to the shadow slums
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23:09
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| joe king |
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d: this place looks unsafe
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23:10
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a: looks like home. did you know i slept in a dumpster for 2 days
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23:10
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| Agares |
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F: this place has the highest crime rate of anywhere so I don’t blame you for not feeling safe puts on mask
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23:11
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| joe king |
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d: if i die im suing you
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23:12
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| Agares |
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F: you won’t have any money here
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23:13
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F: also I’m the dictator you can’t very well sue me
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23:13
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| joe king |
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d: yeah but if anything happens to any of us all of verdens will be basically thrown into chaos
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23:17
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a: not me
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23:17
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d: well. Anyway dont let any of us get hurt
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23:17
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| Agares |
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P: you seem like a target right now bro.
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23:18
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| joe king |
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d: ?
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23:18
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| Agares |
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P: I would target you out of spite because you’re talking all about how you don’t wanna be killed. You can’t see many people here but there are a lot more really. It’s kind of cold here so you can’t feel for cold spots very well
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23:24
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| joe king |
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d: dont get any ideas unless you want everyone in verdens to be like your brother
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23:28
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| Agares |
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P: oo Friend’s apartment let’s go up I said I’d show you what shitty apartment meant to me
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23:29
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| joe king |
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d: theres already a pretty big group of nutjobs trying to hunt down demons imagine if someone like me died. imagine the press
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23:29
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| Agares |
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P: we don’t need keys the lock doesn’t work
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23:29
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| joe king |
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max: yay ^_^
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23:30
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ed: oh yeah if we die or even mysteriously go missing here youre fucked ms friend
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23:31
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ed: when they find out about the underworld they might even want to wage an all out war (chuckle)
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23:31
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| Agares |
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F: why are you threatening me like that. I know I don’t have my scythe but that isn’t an excuse to pick on a little girl like me :( we’vealready been to war with the surface very recently
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23:32
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| joe king |
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a: its ok.i can get killed im just some homeless guy
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23:32
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d: not really what i was trying to insinuate
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23:33
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d: im actually not that popular by myself its just my family
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23:34
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| Agares |
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P: stop arguing or whatever you’re doing it’s just up these stairs walks up stairs and goes to room numbered E312 come on
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23:35
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| joe king |
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d: it wouldnt be “devi found dead” it’d be more like “brook’s cousin found dead” or “arthur nilsens son found dead”
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23:36
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| Agares |
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F: I feel like that sometimes, now I know it’s because I had a brother
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23:36
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| joe king |
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ed: hold on brook lovelace is your COUSIN
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23:36
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ed: he models for us all the time ......ew
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23:37
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d: his last name is not lovelace its nilsen too.
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23:37
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| Agares |
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F: who’s brook lovelace a stripper? That’s a weird name. Phila’s gonna pull out a gun or something if you leave him in there too long walks up stairs to her apartment
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23:39
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| joe king |
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d: sort of. i think thats a thing he does
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23:40
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a: woah you never told me about that side of your family i thought you were all stuck up yuppies
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23:40
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d: .....whats a yuppie
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23:40
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ed: yeah you dying in the 80s is showing adrian (envy)
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23:41
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| Agares |
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?: hey. Who are you?
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23:42
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| joe king |
|
!)(!(;?!)WHO
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23:42
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or is it a mystery
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23:42
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| Agares |
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Fw Friend but he doesn’t really have a name until someone calls him something.
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23:43
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Not like a permanent name just one for them
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23:44
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| joe king |
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oh trippy
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23:44
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max: !
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23:44
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max: is this one evil too
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23:44
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| Agares |
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?: Evil? Now who told you that takes off mask and has normal face see
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23:45
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| joe king |
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max: you look pretty evil sir.......
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23:46
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| Agares |
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?: sir.. yes.. well I’m sort of confused to be honest I’m just looking for some people but this is not what I was expecting. Do you know what’s going on around here
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23:48
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?: I’m not really from around these parts…. puts on mask again quickly
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23:51
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| joe king |
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max: ?
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23:53
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max: ummmmmm nope cant help you were actually busy ourselves.
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23:53
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| Agares |
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?: alright. One last question and I’ll leave you alone I suppose. What is today’s date? April? It doesn’t feel like it.
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23:54
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| joe king |
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max: november.....??
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23:55
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| Agares |
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?: n-november? Of what year?? 2020 right?
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23:56
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| joe king |
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max: 21
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23:58
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whats 9 plus 10
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23:58
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| Agares |
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21. Almost said 19.
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23:58
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Tuesday, 16. November 2021 |
| Agares |
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?: o-oh. Thanks for your help. walks off talking quietly to himself I’ve never been in November before.. A new year happened? Guess 2018 and 19 exist here too? It counts up like the calender i think
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00:00
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| joe king |
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max: weirdo :)
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00:02
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| Agares |
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F: comes back down with Phila hey I made sure he wasn’t armed. Are you okay for some reason I feel like I heard you guys talking
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00:04
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F: like to someone else
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00:04
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| joe king |
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max: there was some guy here and he asked me what year it was:(
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00:04
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| Agares |
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F: weird. Maybe he’s new some shadows tend to be out of it even a month or 2 into being here
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00:05
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F: sometimes souls don’t want to go into masks and that ends up making recovery worse. Maybe I should tell Sonder about him was there anything else that was distinctive
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00:06
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F: like about his mask pattern or anything
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00:07
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| joe king |
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max: not really....
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00:09
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| Agares |
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F: hm. I don’t think we should mess with him he’ll be fine. Let’s keep looking starts walking further into the slum there’s the showers and toilets
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00:11
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F: I recommend to not drink the water here if you’re ever here for some reason and have the urge to. Just a note
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00:12
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| joe king |
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a: how much money would yall pay me to drink it
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00:12
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| Agares |
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P: it won’t kill you it just makes you sick if you’re not used to it
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00:13
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| joe king |
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ed: 600 doilahs
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00:13
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| Agares |
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P: actually it made me sick all the time even when it was all that I was drinking LOL
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00:14
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| joe king |
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d: id pay you to not drink it adrian
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00:14
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| Agares |
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F: it’s unclean and also has toxic chemical runoff in it among other things, it could kill you technically. I am working to fix it but sadly chemicals that have been continuously put into water for decades can’t be taken out overnight
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00:16
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| joe king |
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a: 600 dollars is 600 dollars
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00:17
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| Agares |
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P: it’s not bad it smells and tastes a certain way that can’t be replicated hot showers are nice but freezing cold poison water showers are also good sometimes
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00:18
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F: thinking about when we first moved into the mansion and you said you didn’t know the underworld actually had good showers and beds you thought we just couldn’t have good water pressure for some reason.
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00:20
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P: yeah.
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00:20
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Did we piss
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00:27
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| joe king |
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Yes i did
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07:41
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Sunday, 21. November 2021 |
| joe king |
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Should i watch breaking bad
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17:47
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I THOUGHT I SENT THIS ON DISCORD MY BRAIN IS MUSH
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18:16
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do you want to yeam tonight im on thanksigving break
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18:16
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| Agares |
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Sure later though
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18:55
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| joe king |
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Yeas im busy
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18:57
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ed: friend no offense but you are raising some parental red flags right now
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21:32
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| Agares |
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F: what do you mean
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21:32
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| joe king |
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ed: i dont know your kid is just. so irrevocably fucked ip
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21:33
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| Agares |
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F: I had no money we had to live here he ate school lunches and most of the food money we ever had and I never asked for any of it. I don’t think you understand the circumstances of me taking care of him
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21:35
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| joe king |
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(i have no reading comprehension i thought you said he was eating money)
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21:35
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| Agares |
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DOWJIQHDQHIDAJDNQIJDAIDKIDKAKKDOAKDADOCCBSHDAS
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21:36
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ADVIAECJ
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21:36
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| joe king |
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ed: well if you werent financially stable why were you taking care of him any way
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21:36
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| Agares |
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P: because i came up to her in an alleyway and told her i was looking for a gun
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21:37
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| joe king |
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ed: jesus fucking christ
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21:37
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ed: you are all insane. i respect literally none of you people
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21:38
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| Agares |
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P: what all kinds of places do you own Ed? Specifics?
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21:38
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P: just that restaurant?
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21:39
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| joe king |
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ed: none of your business
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21:40
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| Agares |
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P: no I just wanna drop in on my own time. The food was pretty good after all
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21:41
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F: shut up Phila
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21:42
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| joe king |
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max: uhhh well you might remmeber we own a clothing store together too
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21:42
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ed: hes trying to make fun of us max.....i think. i have no clue anymore
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21:42
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| Agares |
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P: :( Max you did nothing wrong
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21:43
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| joe king |
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a: ok wheres the toxic slutch let me at it
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21:44
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| Agares |
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F: as the expert in Prince-Philadelphia-speak he’s threatening to shoot up your restaurant
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21:44
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P: you think I’m so violent and mean Friend :( I’m not like that
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21:45
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F: don’t drink it
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21:47
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P: over there points to water fountain
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21:48
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P: the water fountains are probably the worst those things haven’t been cleaned or replaced in millennia
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21:48
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| joe king |
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d: haha what the fuck ADRIAN.
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21:49
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a: im a shadow im like immortal now
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21:50
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a: i think. friend validate my claim
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21:50
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| Agares |
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F: not true. So not true
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21:50
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| joe king |
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a: (pleadingface)
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21:50
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| Agares |
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P: yeah you can be stabbed in the heart or something who cares I’ll give you cash too
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21:50
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P: only if you drink a lot though
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21:50
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| joe king |
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a: so just a sip wont kill me right. i actually like being alive. or dead. whatever i am right now
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21:51
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| Agares |
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F: a sip has a chance of killing you
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21:52
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P: but it won’t
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21:52
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P: I’m human. If I’ve survived this long in a body then it can’t be bad on a shadow
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21:52
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| joe king |
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a: eeeeehhhhh yknow what i think ill just pickpocket devi when hes not looking
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21:53
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| Agares |
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F: looks a little disappointed actually good job doing the right thing A
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21:53
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P: don’t fucking call him A
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21:53
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| joe king |
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d: you know you can just ask for money right i would buy you a house if you didnt insist on living in that run down apa
|
21:54
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a: yes i do know(chuckle)
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21:54
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a: also. did you just fucking call me a
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21:54
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| Agares |
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F: sorry. Muscle memory I guess
|
21:55
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F: you remind me of prince Wally he lives in a shack even though he could have literally any house or anything he ever wanted
|
21:55
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| joe king |
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a: well maybe he knows whats up
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21:56
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a: i lived in a nice little house for a few years with my aunt it was kind of overrated.
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21:56
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| Agares |
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P: nice places are overrated that’s why this place is the best ever
|
21:57
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| joe king |
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a: im joking but seriously i just like living walking distance from everything and the houses in the city are pretty........expensive
|
21:57
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max: yeah theyre like a million dollars now o_o
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21:58
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| Agares |
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P: cuts off Friend who’s about to say something No price is too high for Wally or me I know that’s what she’s gonna say. This place just feels cold in the most warm ways like when Friend would be off doing work and she’d leave me to just wander the underworld. I didn’t have a crown but I ruled this place, so many times scared for my life and I remember it really fondly makes you think huh
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22:00
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F: a little emo there bro
|
22:01
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| joe king |
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a: word
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22:01
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a: i cant blame him id be emo monologuing all the time too if i didnt catch myself
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22:01
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a: woe is me i am but a poor little zombie ghost shadow boy who did too much crack cocaine and died
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22:02
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| Agares |
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F: it happens when you condition someone to have no filter I guess
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22:02
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| joe king |
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d: ive conditioned adrian to have a filter. for the day he applies for a job and doesnt fill out his resume with the word penis over and over
|
22:03
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a: (chuckle)
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22:03
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| Agares |
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P: HAH AHAHA FUCK that is funny
|
22:03
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F: it is a little funny I guess
|
22:04
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| joe king |
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a: i feel no pride. ive seen what makes you two laugh
|
22:04
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| Agares |
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P: hey Friend only laughs at sophisticated things now like if you told her that a couple of years ago she’d die laughing
|
22:05
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| joe king |
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max: hey guys....not to intrude but wally is still missing
|
22:06
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| Agares |
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P: you’re intruding shut up
|
22:07
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F: he’s right and I don’t want to hear more about how I’ve changed that’s all Phila ever does whine about me “changing” I haven’t changed starts walking
|
22:07
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| joe king |
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a: (you still wanna ditch these people dev)
|
22:10
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d: (nope we’re seeing what happens)
|
22:10
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| Agares |
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S: scary distorted voice why are you all dressed like that
|
22:11
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P: hey sonder idk what they’re doing
|
22:11
|
| joe king |
|
WHY IS SONDER TALKING SCARY
|
22:11
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ALSO CAN THE OTHERS HEAR IT
|
22:12
|
| Agares |
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He just came back from doing something else. The oc group can hear it but it’s not out loud he’s in cast
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22:12
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| joe king |
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oh ok
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22:12
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max: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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22:12
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| Agares |
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S: comes out of cast right behind max sorry.
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22:13
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| joe king |
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max: ILL KILL YO oh. hi
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22:13
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| Agares |
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P: I wouldn’t make death threats towards him you don’t wanna know how many people he’s killed (chuckle)
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22:15
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S: I don’t have intentions to harm you I’m sure you know how Prince Phila is at this point.
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22:15
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| joe king |
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max: yeah....are you going to help us
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22:16
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max: youre a strong guy you can protect us
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22:16
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| Agares |
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S: yes I do want to help but I don’t know how I compare to a “pure” shadow as they call themselves
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22:17
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S: they’re weird I’ve always just tried to stay away
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22:18
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F: speaking of weird.. they said they saw this weird shadow around here a bit back they said he was confused about the year? Is that right?
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22:20
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| joe king |
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max: yes...
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22:20
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max: and then he left
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22:20
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| Agares |
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S: ah yes I know that one. Confused about the date just like every single shadow in this place. They’re probably just new. What did their mask look like maybe they wandered out of the infirmary
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22:22
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| joe king |
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max: umm... scary
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22:23
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| Agares |
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S: tail drops was it smiling or frowning or was it a straight face
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22:23
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(He has his mask on rn btw)
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22:24
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| joe king |
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i dont even remembering
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22:24
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| Agares |
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Weird smiley
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22:24
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| joe king |
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max: weird. Smiley
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22:24
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a: its probably not that big of a deal theyre just schizo like everyone else here
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22:24
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a: ive seen weirder people
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22:25
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| Agares |
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(And his face was melting a little. Just a tiny bit)
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22:25
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22:25
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| joe king |
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max: HIS FACE WAS MELTING A LITTLE. JUST A TINY BIT
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22:26
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| Agares |
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EOJWI
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22:26
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S: what do you mean his face was melting. You didn’t drink any of the water did you
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22:26
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| joe king |
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max: no i swear it was melting...
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22:26
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a: shrug average guy in verdens
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22:27
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ed: uhhh yea... ive never seen anyones face melt
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22:27
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| Agares |
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S: I haven’t either under normal circumstances, unless he was dying of course then there’s nothing to worry about and it was completely normal
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22:28
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| joe king |
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max: :(
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22:28
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| Agares |
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S: I guess I can try to find him but this place is like a mental asylum so no promises
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22:30
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| joe king |
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a: i would have fit in so well here
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22:31
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d: dont say that :(
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22:31
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| Agares |
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P: then why don’t you live here? It’s much less harsh than it used to be
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22:32
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| joe king |
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a: duh isnt it obvious i have a friend that basically relies on me
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22:32
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| Agares |
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P: who cares throw your life away
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22:32
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| joe king |
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d: no i dont if anything you rely on me
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22:32
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a: yeah for a meal maybe you couldnt live without me
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22:33
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max: the gays are fighting................. (cry)
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22:33
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| Agares |
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F: oh no
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22:33
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| joe king |
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d: do you have any evidence for that.
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22:34
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a: oh no... you got me.... i could never prove that we sleep in the same bed every night.you guys are just going to have to trust me on that one
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22:35
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d:
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22:35
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22:35
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also visibly deranged
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22:36
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| Agares |
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P: ooooooooooo Devi and Adrian laying in their bed eff aye gee gee oh tee ess - that wasn’t as funny as I thought it would be
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22:37
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| joe king |
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hold on i have to translate that.
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22:39
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faggotes
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22:39
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fuck. im such a fuckup
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22:39
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| Agares |
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No e just the f word
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22:39
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Sorry I wanted to make it clear that he was saying the letters one by one and not like flowey sayingut
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22:40
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| joe king |
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ETHBDEGBDRYHFRH
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22:40
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a: are you calling me a slur right now
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22:40
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| Agares |
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P: yeah. What about it
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22:40
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| joe king |
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a: :) friend. your child is calling me slurs
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22:41
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| Agares |
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F: sorry he calls everyone slurs I just block it out at this point
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22:41
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| joe king |
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d: head in hands
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22:42
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| Agares |
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P: it’s not my choice it’s just what you are
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22:42
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| joe king |
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d: i want to go home im going back to my dads house after this i cannot handle this
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22:42
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a: :|
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22:42
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| Agares |
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P: I want to curl up on the couch and fall asleep watching a movie with my mom after this. It’s movie night
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22:43
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F: I think you’ve lost movie night privileges
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22:44
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| joe king |
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ed: good parenting
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22:44
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| Agares |
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P: what the fuck? Asshole fuck you im rigging your fucking house with fucking bombs slut whoreface
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22:44
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Not enough swears had to edit
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22:45
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F: whoreface??? That one’s funny
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22:45
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| joe king |
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ed: bad parenting. reprimand him
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22:48
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| Agares |
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P: by screaming fucking swears back at me??? How will that even help she knows her fucking place
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22:49
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F: stop saying fuck so much at least :| I agree with your statement though how am I supposed to rectify this
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22:49
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P: we just have a fistfight ..or better yet flips open knife and gestures at Friend yeah?
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22:51
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S: hey calm down both of you
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22:52
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F: what did I do??
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22:52
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| joe king |
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d: jesus
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22:52
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| Agares |
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S: Phila put away your knife. This is a pointless fight you know what will happen. If your mom doesn’t want you to watch a movie then it sucks but you can always watch one on your own, not as special but you don’t seem to feel like hanging out with her anyway
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22:54
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P: yeah I’d fucking win puts knife up
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22:55
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| joe king |
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this man is insane
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22:57
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a: takes knife from phila
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22:57
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| Agares |
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P: HEY grabs Adrian by the shirt and jumps on him to knock him over
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22:58
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S: (anguishedface):| ugh
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23:00
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| joe king |
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a: the fuck
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23:02
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a: pushes phila off him this is unfair. you weigh like two pounds
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23:04
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| Agares |
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F: grabs Phila and tries to keep him still but he’s fighting his way out What is wrong with you today?! Holy shit I am so sorry don’t know why he decided today was the day he was gonna- ow- he was gonna act out so bad
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23:05
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| joe king |
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a: yeaaaah if you dont mind im keeping his weapon of choice in my pocket
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23:06
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d: are you okay.....?
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23:06
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| Agares |
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P: that’s not my damn weapon of choice if I had my gat you’d be dead
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23:07
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| joe king |
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a: im so scared. yeah im fine
|
23:07
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| Agares |
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P: yeah you should be scared I’m crazy I’m ill I’m coming after you tonight when you sleep foaming at the mouth insane finally gets out of Friend’s hug thing and grabs her knife and puts it away without anyone noticing bye fuckers
|
23:10
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P: takes off running
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23:10
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S: should I get him?
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23:10
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F: no! Don’t! We’ll leave him he seems to think he’ll be fine! All he causes is trouble let’s go get Wally I think I’m feeling a favorite child coming on
|
23:11
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| joe king |
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ed: jesus
|
23:12
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ed: CHRIST
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23:12
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max: but you said it was dangerous :( im gonna go get him
|
23:13
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| Agares |
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F: what makes you think that’s a good idea? He’s been out here a million times. he’ll probably go get killed by that lame ass haunter. I hope he isn’t gonna get hurt! but he really doesn’t seem to know what’s good for him
|
23:14
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| joe king |
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max: you dont even care about your son thats so sad.... follows phila
|
23:17
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a: chchch another one bites the dust
|
23:18
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| Agares |
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F: I guess not right now if that’s how you perceive it. I don’t think he deserves it he has NEVER done anything for me and I do everything for him
|
23:19
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| joe king |
|
ed: well friend part of haveing a child is taking care of it even if it wants you dead
|
23:20
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ed: im gonna make sure max is okay
|
23:20
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a: yeesh. tense
|
23:20
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| Agares |
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S: I’m on the side of not letting the prince get killed sorry Friend you can talk to Jack or something can’t you
|
23:21
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F: you don’t care if I have someone to talk to I don’t really need someone to talk to right now. This doesn’t need to be discussed
|
23:23
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S: you’re right I don’t : / oh well
|
23:23
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| joe king |
|
d: quietly hands friend a little half smushed cigarette
|
23:23
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| Agares |
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F: what?????? Go the fuck away
|
23:25
|
| joe king |
|
a: hey you sent us to hell we’re your problem now
|
23:25
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| Agares |
|
F: no I have no responsibility I don’t rule the underworld anymore I’m as much as any other shadow
|
23:27
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| joe king |
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a: well thats why we’re getting your nephew and the scythe back
|
23:27
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d: yawn sleepy
|
23:27
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| Agares |
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F: long breath out I need a fuckin. Alcoholic beverage.
|
23:29
|
|
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S: …are you okay now
|
23:29
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| joe king |
|
a: actually i dont think any of us should be drinking
|
23:30
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a: devs gonna conk out on us before we get out of here and well....i thought you knew what you were doing
|
23:30
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| Agares |
|
F: tears, crying I thought so too
|
23:31
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| joe king |
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a: :( dont cry ed and max are gonna get him
|
23:32
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a: lets go get the other one
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23:32
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a: devs is your phone charged let me tell the others to meet up somewhere reaches for devs pocket
|
23:33
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d: get out of my pants (angryface)
|
23:33
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| Agares |
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F: gayass ;( that’s what Phila would be saying
|
23:34
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| joe king |
|
a: sure takes his phone and texts ed and max i still think its funny how ed hates you but still gave you his number
|
23:34
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d: well yeah its not that he hates me its just some silly business rivalry... he doesnt understand i dont care about that stuff anymore
|
23:35
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| Agares |
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F: takes out phone and texts something herself wait. Where’s my knife
|
23:36
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| joe king |
|
a: damn. maybe you should put your kid somewhere when we get him
|
23:36
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a: do they have mental hospitals in hell
|
23:37
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| Agares |
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F: that damn kid rolls eyes he’s not mentally ill. He acts like that with me sometimes pretending that random things don’t exist at random times but he usually stops fucking around while with other people
|
23:39
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| joe king |
|
a: idk he sounds pretty ill. mentally
|
23:40
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|
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a: hes like a opposite me. you think hes gonna stab himself with that knife and become a shadow
|
23:40
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| Agares |
|
S: he doesn’t want to die like that, he wants another shadow to kill him
|
23:41
|
| joe king |
|
a: hmmmmm
|
23:42
|
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a: so hes gonna provoke one
|
23:42
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| Agares |
|
S: most likely. I bet he begged for you to suck his life force Adrian. He did the same with me and Friend begging us to outright kill or fatally injure and leave him to die
|
23:43
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| joe king |
|
a: jesus christ
|
23:43
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a: i dont even have shadow powers so..ha
|
23:44
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| Agares |
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S: if you say so
|
23:44
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| joe king |
|
a: well i dont know how to use them i may as well not
|
23:45
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| Agares |
|
F: the last time he BEGGED for not asked for not joked about me killing him was back when he was pretty little though. I mean little as in like 10 or 11
|
23:45
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F: I never saw him when he was younger than 9
|
23:46
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| joe king |
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a: yeah your kid is fucked up
|
23:46
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d: i think your human adrian :)
|
23:46
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d: you could be too points to friend
|
23:47
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| Agares |
|
F: goes into cast whoopsie
|
23:47
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F: both of us are obviously shadows. What are you trying to say
|
23:48
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| joe king |
|
d: but if you stopped using your powers and cut off your horns and stopped living in hell youd be like a human (chuckle)
|
23:48
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a: holy shit did he just laugh. i have literally never heard him laugh before
|
23:49
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a: wait whats so funny.
|
23:49
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d: everything
|
23:49
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| Agares |
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F: back out of cast no that’s not how it works
|
23:49
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S: is he okay did he crack
|
23:50
|
| joe king |
|
d: hehe maybe or actually i just need a fucking nap
|
23:51
|
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a: dont worry devi you have a nice cozy mattress waiting for you when we get out of here
|
23:53
|
| Agares |
|
S: if you are having a hard time please keep it to yourself I don’t know how many people I can stand freaking out in a single day. I mean Friend has her signature meltdowns and Phila sort of does too though today was very extreme but I have no idea about any of you. Let’s get moving
|
23:53
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| joe king |
|
a: yeah devi’s fucked up if he’s actually smiling hes usually like bluh bluh im just some apathetic business guy i have to do my taxes or something. ive never done taxes since i died
|
23:56
|
| Agares |
|
F: I texted Phila I don’t know if he’ll check it though during his mad dash. Or after. Maybe he’ll forget about his phone altogether
|
23:57
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| joe king |
|
d: :) |-)
|
23:57
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d: dead
|
23:57
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| Agares |
|
NOOOOO DEVI
|
23:57
|
| joe king |
|
oh my god they killed devi
|
23:58
|
|
|
you bastards
|
23:58
|
| Agares |
|
Rip :(
|
23:58
|
| joe king |
|
a: no faceful of concrete for you catches devi we serioously need to find wally hes probably chilling in an alley or something.
|
23:59
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Monday, 22. November 2021 |
| Agares |
|
S: start checking teleports across multiple alleys hm
|
00:01
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F: can’t believe you can do that. I’d pass out
|
00:01
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| joe king |
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a: did you see him (pleadingface)
|
00:03
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| Agares |
|
S: nope. So have you tried yelling his name yet
|
00:03
|
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F: nope. WALLY
|
00:04
|
| joe king |
|
???: FRIEND???
|
00:05
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| Agares |
|
F: YES WALLY IS THAT YOU??
|
00:05
|
| joe king |
|
???: YES... IM HERE IN THIS ALLEY BLEEDING OUT COME GET ME... :(
|
00:05
|
| Agares |
|
S: is this a trap.
|
00:06
|
| joe king |
|
???: NO :(
|
00:06
|
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???: IM ACTUALLY OVER HERE. FUCK YOU
|
00:06
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| Agares |
|
S: you have a strong voice for bleeding out I’ll give you that, prince
|
00:06
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| joe king |
|
a: i dont know it sounds pretty whiny and prepubescent.
|
00:06
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a: also if it is a trap and i die at least i wont have to carry this dead weight around any more
|
00:07
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d: zzzzz :)
|
00:07
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| Agares |
|
F: Phila’s thoughts keep coming through me. OKAY WALLY WE’LL COME GET YOU
|
00:08
|
| joe king |
|
???: PLEASE. HOLY SHIT IM BLEEDING SO HARD RN AHA
|
00:10
|
| Agares |
|
F: follows voice
|
00:11
|
| joe king |
|
adrian and devi follow friend
|
00:11
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder also follows
|
00:11
|
| joe king |
|
facadi: surprise +u+
|
00:11
|
| Agares |
|
F: not you
|
00:12
|
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F: okay well where is Wally
|
00:12
|
| joe king |
|
fa: yes me +_+”
|
00:12
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fa: umm not sure.... think henris been keeping an eye on him. you want him back?
|
00:12
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fa: also nice.... ensemble you got there
|
00:13
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| Agares |
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F: I’d appreciate it
|
00:13
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| joe king |
|
a: thanks :D
|
00:13
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| Agares |
|
S: just here for the prince.
|
00:13
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| joe king |
|
d: zzz
|
00:13
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a: youre hurting my shoulder ow
|
00:14
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a: i mean. give us wally
|
00:14
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fa: dont rush me we can still kill him if we want
|
00:15
|
| Agares |
|
F: okay okay what do you want us to do while we wait, you know I can’t hurt you
|
00:15
|
| joe king |
|
fa: empty your pockets......all of you
|
00:16
|
|
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fa: we got a virus on our computer and it keeps asking for money but we dont have any.
|
00:16
|
| Agares |
|
F: you got cyber attacked? That’s wha this is about?
|
00:17
|
| joe king |
|
fa: it encrypted all of our files and now our computer just reboots to this weird ai thing you can talk to in a chat room.
|
00:17
|
|
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fa: no i just realized you guys are probably loaded and my rich friend blew all his money in turnpike
|
00:17
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| Agares |
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F: as most rich people do
|
00:18
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| joe king |
|
a: to be honest with you fox girl i dont have a penny on me
|
00:18
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fa: and your.........
|
00:19
|
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a: friend. also poor. not a penny in his name
|
00:19
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fa: well friend. if you want to see wally the price is 25000 dollars.
|
00:20
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a; jesus
|
00:20
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h: OO HI xD
|
00:21
|
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fa: fuck i thought you were watching wally +_+”
|
00:21
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fa: and hey wheres the scythe
|
00:22
|
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h: I DROPPED IT OFF AT YOUR MANSION xC ITD BE BORING TO KILL SOMEONE SO WEAK AND I COULDNT LEARN HOW IT WORKED ANYWAY....
|
00:22
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fa: facepalm
|
00:23
|
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fa: YOU WHAT
|
00:23
|
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a: lol
|
00:23
|
| Agares |
|
F: her mansion as in my mansion?
|
00:23
|
| joe king |
|
h: YES xP
|
00:24
|
|
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h: ALL YOURS
|
00:24
|
| Agares |
|
F: how do you possibly expect me to have the money on me. throws $400 on the ground here’s all I have
|
00:24
|
| joe king |
|
w: walks over wrapped up in a fluffy blanket with a bowl of blood soup
|
00:25
|
| Agares |
|
F: WALLY
|
00:25
|
| joe king |
|
fa: i want the rest paid by the end of this mo— fuck
|
00:25
|
|
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w: eats soup hi
|
00:26
|
|
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h: NINE AND ME TOOK CARE OF HIM GOOD xP
|
00:26
|
|
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fa: you were supposed to be torturing him until he couldnt even remember his own name +_+”
|
00:26
|
| Agares |
|
F: why won’t you let me do that to you. Not torture you but just give you stuff and make you comfortable
|
00:27
|
|
|
F: I’m glad you’re okay
|
00:27
|
| joe king |
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w: this was not out of my own will friend. they burritod me. they made me play UNO
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00:28
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w: these filthy shadows
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00:28
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| Agares |
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F: aw
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00:28
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| joe king |
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fa: yeah yeah whatever heres your son nephew thing. he hates you and wishes you were dead take him
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00:28
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fa: or... sike!!!!! stabs wally
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00:29
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w: D:
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00:29
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| Agares |
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F: WALLY NO FCUK FUCK no knife FUCK
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00:29
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| joe king |
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fa: have fun finding someone who can take care of him in the slums +u+
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00:30
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h: HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA xD THIS IS WAY MORE INTERESTING
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00:30
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a: D:
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00:30
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| Agares |
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F: shadows don’t have to live in the slums besides Sonder can take care of him
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00:30
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| joe king |
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a: man what the fuck i didnt sign up for this
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00:31
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| Agares |
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S: I never agreed to this
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00:31
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| joe king |
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w: touches where he got stabbed and looks at the blood on his hand : D
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00:32
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| Agares |
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P: Henri. panting basically hey I- did you stab Wally man I am out of breath glad I made it before he died
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00:32
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| joe king |
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h: IT WAS MY GOOD FRIEND FACADI xP
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00:33
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| Agares |
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F: PHILA NO GIVE ME THAT KNIFE
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00:33
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| joe king |
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h: AND SHE SAID NO YOU CANT JOIN OUR CLUB BECAUSE YOURE A NASTY LITTLE ROYAL ZOMBIE xC
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00:33
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fa: teleports awayzers
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00:34
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| Agares |
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P: I’m not royal anymore Friend wants nothing to do with me she hates me
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00:34
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| joe king |
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h: THEMS THE BREAKSES PHILOLADELPHOLA.... xC
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00:35
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| Agares |
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P: coughs blood and wipes it off Aw what if I don’t care about the rules of your club
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00:35
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| joe king |
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a: do they have like hospitals in hell
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00:35
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| Agares |
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F: yes
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00:35
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| joe king |
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a: they have ones on the surface too but uh id rather not go.
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00:36
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a: theres someone that works in ours that i dont particularly want to see.we go back
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00:37
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| Agares |
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F: we are hostages at the moment
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00:37
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F: can this wait
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00:37
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| joe king |
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a: see i told you im bad about emo monologuing...
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00:37
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w: Hospital.
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00:38
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| Agares |
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F: henri are we allowed to. Can we take him to the hospital
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00:38
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| joe king |
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h: WHAT? IM NOT HOSTAGING YOU GUYS Dx
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00:38
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h: I LOVE HOSPITALS SURE xP
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00:39
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a: you are the most insane. powerful. and yet the most incompetent shadow ive ever met
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00:40
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| Agares |
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P: don’t let them take him to the hospital he’ll live then
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00:40
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| joe king |
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a: we actually love it when people live and are nursed back to health
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00:40
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| Agares |
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F: Phila you look like you might also need to go to the hospital you look a little fading in and outy like you do when you’re about to pass out
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00:41
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P: naw.. nah I’m fine
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00:41
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| joe king |
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a: stop talking we’re running out of time grabs everyones hands together and somehow teleports to a hospital
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00:42
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w: what....what the fuck
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00:42
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| Agares |
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S: there it is. Shadow powers.
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00:42
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| joe king |
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d: i love shadows :]
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00:43
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i forgot to put a space but it fits.
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00:43
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| Agares |
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P: gayass passes out, friend catches him
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00:43
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| joe king |
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a: jesus everyone is just dropping like flies
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00:44
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IS PHILAS LAST WORDS GOING TO BE GAYASS.
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00:44
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| Agares |
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WAIT NO I JUST REALIZED THAT SHIT MAYBE
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00:44
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| joe king |
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HELP MEHWHWSDIIEIDC
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00:44
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a: goes to counter we have two princes one unconscious and one stabbed
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00:46
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| Agares |
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F: are these lyrics to thrift shop
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00:46
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| joe king |
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HELP MEHEJDKFKDD
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00:47
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IM GOING TO CRY
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00:47
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| Agares |
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F: sorry off topic I’m having trouble focusing carrying my child
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00:47
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| joe king |
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reception: . okay.
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00:47
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reception: calls someone and hospital stuff happens idk. theyre both carried on stretches for maximum dramaticity
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00:48
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| Agares |
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Lmao
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00:48
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| joe king |
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a: poor kids
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00:48
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| Agares |
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F: are they going to be okay
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00:48
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| joe king |
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receptionist: shrugs idk i dont get paid enough for this
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00:49
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rec: go sit in the waiting room
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00:49
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| Agares |
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F: I hate the underworld sits and prays in waiting room
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00:49
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| joe king |
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a: look devi a chair. you can sleep in it
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00:49
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d: ughhhh no where even are we.... am i in jail
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00:50
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| Agares |
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S: hospital. sits next to Friend
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00:50
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| joe king |
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d: the fuck did i do :(
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00:51
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a: you didnt do anything but wally and phila might be dead
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00:51
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d: oh :(
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00:51
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| Agares |
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S: Wally was stabbed and Phila just passed out
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00:51
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S: after coughing blood mind you
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00:52
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| joe king |
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d: hehehehhehe thats crazy if that happens to me well..... im killing you all and suining you
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00:52
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a: head in hands
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00:53
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| Agares |
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Can’t stop reading the word blood as bfood just want you to know
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00:53
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| joe king |
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Bfood.....
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00:53
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| Agares |
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F: the coughing/vomiting blood and passing out thing is pretty routine for Phila at this point
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00:54
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| joe king |
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a: thats terrible also my head is pounding
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00:54
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a: FUCK. ED AND MAX WHAT ARE TJEY DOING
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00:54
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| Agares |
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S: probably safer than here
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00:55
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| joe king |
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a: gets devis phone and calls ed yeah we had some altercations were in this hospital right now its probably not that far away i have no clue where we are i cant wait to go home.ok bye
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00:55
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a: hes so pissed off
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00:55
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| Agares |
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S: I’d bet so
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00:56
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| joe king |
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d: fuck that guy
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00:56
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d: now we’re free. we’re free men
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00:56
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| Agares |
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F: I should’ve been stabbed and not Wally :( you know how much I’m threatened to be stabbed on the daily
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00:56
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| joe king |
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a: Nods slowly
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00:57
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| Agares |
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F: I always thought I would be the one to end up bleeding out in an alley i kind of thought Wally would die from hereditary drug problems no offense Adrian
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00:58
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| joe king |
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a: none taken.
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00:58
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a: i bled out in an alley due to hereditary drug problems so shrug
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00:59
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| Agares |
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F: guess both things can happen then zz I’m really tired
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01:00
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F: I also have a headache. Let’s see.. if Phila wasn’t unconscious he’d be talking about plans to score pain pills from here
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01:01
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| joe king |
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a: its weird because you care about him but kinda neglect him at the same time
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01:01
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a: i mean idk i dont know what its like to have kids. i thought i would have settled down and had like weird ghost babies by now or something
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01:02
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a: but i think ive had some epiphanies and thats not going to happen
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01:03
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| Agares |
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F: shadows can’t really. Barely anything ends up viable and if it is then why bring a kid here. Cue Phila speech about how people should stop having babies
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01:04
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F: I don’t neglect him? He gets everything he wants
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01:05
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| joe king |
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a: playing with devis hair it couldve been like half human half shadow babys on the surface or something
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01:06
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a: also yep thats neglect i got everything i wanted too.....which is why i turned out the way i did
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01:06
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| Agares |
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F: but neglect is when your needs aren’t fulfilled. I’m not telling you you weren’t neglected you probably were I’m just saying I don’t neglect Phila he has food water shelter that’s all of his needs covered right? And then on top of that there’s any material thing that has ever existed it’s in his reach
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01:09
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| joe king |
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a: yeah...which is neglect because your neglecting him discipline and self control
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01:09
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| Agares |
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F: rolls eyes have you ever talked to him. He doesn’t want to be disciplined he doesn’t want self control he wants everything always and really he wants no one taking account for him but I do because I don’t want him to spiral
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01:11
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| joe king |
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a: he did anyway though so
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01:12
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a: maybe when he wakes up you can take on a new approach. be a bit more authoritarian and ground him for running around and threatening people with a knife
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01:12
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| Agares |
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F: no he’ll hate me
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01:13
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F: he already hates me because I started letting him run around less
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01:13
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Internet broke 1:14
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01:14
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Okay it is back good
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01:15
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F: that’s how he thinks I’ve changed he thinks I got less cool or something because I have an actual job I have to attend to that doesn’t have to do with destroying shit with him all day
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01:16
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| joe king |
|
ivyhnm
|
04:23
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i pissed
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04:23
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i pissed
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04:23
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Tuesday, 23. November 2021 |
| Agares |
|
Done pissing back into the arena
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21:30
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| joe king |
|
Piss fight
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21:30
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a: who cares if he hates you? you’re the adult
|
21:31
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| Agares |
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F: I do I feel so bad for him that someone wasn’t always there that wanted to make sure he was safe and I feel bad for failing to keep him safe now
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21:32
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| joe king |
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a: you could’ve kept him safe and made him happy. thats why parents do like...arts and crafts for their kids
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21:33
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a: worst case scenario they cut themselves on the scissors
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21:33
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| Agares |
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F: that reminds me he used to give me cards for both mother’s and father’s day you know how they make those stupid little construction paper cards in class well he gave me those even though he said I wasn’t his father or mother at the time ;(
|
21:34
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| joe king |
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a: see he can be normal.
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21:38
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a: just got to condition him to that point
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21:38
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| Agares |
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F: he’s not bad he’s just ill tempered and a little violent maybe he just does the rest because I told him to
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21:39
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| joe king |
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a: well..youre his role model
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21:40
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a: maybe you should try to make a good example for him
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21:40
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| Agares |
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F: how I’m not even a good person myself
|
21:40
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| joe king |
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a: yeah alot of parents arent. thats why they do stuff away from their kids
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21:40
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a: so their kids dont get any ideas see
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21:41
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| Agares |
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F: we have a no secrets no lying policy between us or we’re supposed to
|
21:41
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| joe king |
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a: but hes your CHILD not your best friend facepalm
|
21:41
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a: dont you have friends to do this stuff with
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21:41
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| Agares |
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F: oh I have lots of friends but they don’t like me. They never did. You know no one likes me even you hate me
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21:43
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| joe king |
|
bpd queen
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21:43
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a: i dont hate you seriously i dont even know you that well im just giving you general parenting advice
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21:43
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a: look i used to be a psychology nerd.i know way too much about parent and children’s dynamics and you are giving your child too much leniency and treating them like a friend
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21:44
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a: which is a HUGE VERY OBVIOUS RED FLAG
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21:44
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a: do you do this to the other one
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21:44
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| Agares |
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F: Wally? Oh he doesn’t like talking to me
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21:45
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| joe king |
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a: he doesnt seem like he has his head on straight either
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21:45
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a: but hes not like predisposed to violence like the other one.
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21:46
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| Agares |
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F: I knock on his door sometimes to check if he’s okay. He rarely answers. I believe mental health problems run in our family. Wally isn’t my son of course but my nephew
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21:46
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F: oh he’s pretty violent
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21:46
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| joe king |
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a: :(
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21:46
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| Agares |
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F: he tried to blow me up
|
21:46
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| joe king |
|
a: ???
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21:46
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| Agares |
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F: he hates me because I killed his dad when I was alive
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21:46
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| joe king |
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a: ????????
|
21:46
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| Agares |
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F: I was a shadow possession victim. I didn’t do it with a clear mind
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21:47
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| joe king |
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a: okay yeah this is too convoluted.hey i know a guy.you can find him in verdens at this building with THERAPY in huge red letters up top
|
21:47
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a: im joking.it says mental health center
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21:48
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a: in huge WHITE letters to be modern and not gaudy or whatever
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21:48
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a: but that explains why you were all so weary of me i guess
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21:48
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| Agares |
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F: who said we need therapy lol it’s a waste of money in my opinion. They’ll just tell me what I know already. And I can get better care in the underworld as opposed to trying to fit in here
|
21:49
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F: people always try to say I have mental disorders of all types if it makes them feel better about themselves then they should go ahead and say whatever about me but even if I did have any of these illnesses then why should I care? I’ve lived with it this long
|
21:51
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F: Wally would be scared of a therapist’s office I think. He won’t go to an optometrist
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21:51
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| joe king |
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a: just trying to help..
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21:51
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a: but family therapy might work
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21:52
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a: i mean anyone can be the middleman but you might feel more comfortable talking to a professional
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21:52
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| Agares |
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F: Sonder’s usually the middleman he takes a lot of shit
|
21:52
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S: yes
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21:52
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S: I’m not treating adults as children though
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21:53
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| joe king |
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a: you dont discipline either of her children or help them really though........
|
21:53
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a: also i think wally would rather talk to a human. not offended and i hope you arent either shadowbro but im just saying
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21:54
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| Agares |
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F: he tries laughs it doesn’t work because he’s like maybe you’ve had enough sugar Phila and I’m like who wants ice cream ! Hahah I’m a horrible influence
|
21:55
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S: Wally simply doesn’t go along because he doesn’t trust me
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21:55
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S: and heaven forbid I force one of her kids to do something when they don’t want to without getting a talking to afterwards
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21:57
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F: you can’t just teleport people that’s unethical and dangerous :(
|
21:57
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| joe king |
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a: head in hands
|
22:02
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a: friend all i have to say to you is discipline your-oh hey
|
22:03
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ed and max: hi :P :)
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22:03
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ed: HOLY SHIT DEVI?????? you are so fucked hehehehehehee takes a picture
|
22:03
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a: : /
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22:03
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| Agares |
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F: ohgh wipes tears and tries to clean up makeup on face but it is still really smudged
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22:03
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| joe king |
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ed: oh my god what did you say to her
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22:04
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a: not really anything important i guess
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22:04
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| Agares |
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F: both of my kids might die it doesn’t matter what he’s talking about
|
22:04
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| joe king |
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ed: hehe yeah forgot about that
|
22:05
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| Agares |
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F: turns on phone and opens a book app I need some good fortune or advice at the moment.
|
22:06
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| joe king |
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max: we tried to get him but we couldnt keep up with him....im sorry friend
|
22:06
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| Agares |
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F: yeah I saw him he passed out in my ;( in my arms actually
|
22:07
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| joe king |
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max: D:
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22:08
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| Agares |
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F: anyway. goes to random page, closes her eyes and puts a finger on a sentence hmmm
|
22:08
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| joe king |
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a: you read?
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22:08
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| Agares |
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F: I love reading
|
22:08
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| joe king |
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a: maybe you should recommend some books to phila and wally
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22:08
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| Agares |
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F: yeah I have
|
22:09
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F: the one I have open right now I used to read it to Phila every night because he wanted to see what I was reading
|
22:09
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| joe king |
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a: aw
|
22:09
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max: :’(
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22:09
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max: YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE ME CRY
|
22:09
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| Agares |
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S: don’t get so worked up Phila will probably be fine and that cut didn’t seem extremely horrible on Wally
|
22:10
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| joe king |
|
max: also adrian.....um did you and devi tie the knot?
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22:10
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a: what no. he just always asks me to do this when hes drunk and sleepy it’s basically routine for him to lay in my lap
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22:11
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max: :)
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22:11
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max: Okay.
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22:11
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| Agares |
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F: gayass. Wait (sob)
|
22:11
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| joe king |
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a: we’re just broing
|
22:12
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| Agares |
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S: did you guys catch any blood vomit on the ground I’m pretty sure he would’ve had to have thrown up at some point because that usually goes along with coughing blood and passing out for him
|
22:13
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F: I feel awful that this is semi normal I can’t believe I made him sick….
|
22:14
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| joe king |
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ed: yeahhhh this whole situation seems fucked up..
|
22:14
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| Agares |
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S: it’s not Friend that made him like that it’s just the underworld. He’s been around a million shadows as a human 24/7 for years and it shows
|
22:15
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| joe king |
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ed: kinda feel like im dressed for a funeral now
|
22:15
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| Agares |
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F: DONT FUCKING SAY THAT???
|
22:15
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| joe king |
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a: thats a terrible thing to say
|
22:15
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ed: woah tough crowd sorry
|
22:16
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max: D:
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22:16
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| Agares |
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F: should I make my kids go to church with me one day Adrian?
|
22:17
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| joe king |
|
a: yes but i feel like the red eyed one might be like possessed or something and start hissing when he walks into a church. just my observation
|
22:18
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| Agares |
|
F: he’s not possessed but he might turn to ashes if he walks into a church yeah
|
22:18
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| joe king |
|
a: ??!!!
|
22:18
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| Agares |
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F: that was a joke.
|
22:18
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| joe king |
|
a: i cant even tell whats a joke and whats not now
|
22:19
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| Agares |
|
Jack: walks into waiting room hey friend?
|
22:19
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| joe king |
|
ed: ANOTHER GUY?
|
22:20
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| Agares |
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F: JACK GET OVER HERE SIT
|
22:20
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| joe king |
|
ed: is he evil. ill kill him
|
22:20
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| Agares |
|
F: this is my boyfriend I mean not my boyfriend he’s my best friend we just call each other that like we’re dating. He’s not evil
|
22:21
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| joe king |
|
a: interesting.
|
22:21
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|
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ed: yeah. sounds familiar doesnt it adrian. i bet it sounds real fa
|
22:21
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max: HI :)
|
22:21
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| Agares |
|
J: sits next to Friend on the other side and she automatically leans on him s-so what’s happening she seemed pretty distressed although she always does when she asks for me to come places..
|
22:23
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| joe king |
|
a: both of her sons are in the hospital
|
22:23
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a: in critical condition
|
22:23
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| Agares |
|
J: damn that is pretty bad
|
22:24
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| joe king |
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a: yeah and then i tried to give her parenting advice but this probably isnt the best time
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22:24
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a: then this guy points at ed said something terrible insinuating his son is dying
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22:25
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ed: (hi)
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22:25
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| Agares |
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J: yeah maybe not. I don’t help parent her kids so don’t try to reprimand me or anything I am just their uncle who works at the frozen yogurt place and hangs out with them sometimes
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22:26
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J: Friend tells me about problems she doesn’t really get into how she parents them though
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22:27
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| joe king |
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a: raises one eyebrow ok. weird dynamic you two have going on but i respect it
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22:27
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JACK AND FRIEND QPPS?????!!!!
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22:27
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| Agares |
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F: oh yeah no one said Phila’s line. We are no hetero
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22:28
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Well they kiss sometimes just a little for the cameras (church)
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22:29
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I MEAN
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22:29
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(chuckle)
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22:29
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| joe king |
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WSTHBRTH
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22:31
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qpps can still kiss
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22:31
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| Agares |
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Yes. My answer was yes
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22:32
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| joe king |
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oh. yayuh
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22:32
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| Agares |
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J: I don’t really get the chance to talk to Wally but I know Phila gets really excited when I play games with him
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22:32
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| joe king |
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ed: you are not one to talk about weird dynamics
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22:33
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a: come on man its part of the devidrian bro code.
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22:33
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ed: YOURE MAKING SHIP NAMES FOR EACH OTHER
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22:33
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| Agares |
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F: you’re so sniff gay
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22:33
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| joe king |
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a: no its just our names put together. also whats a ship
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22:33
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ed: figure it out since youre so smart trying to give everyone advice
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22:34
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| Agares |
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S: it’s like a boat
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22:34
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| joe king |
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max: wow its tense in here. shouldnt we all be praying for phila and wally
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22:34
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| Agares |
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F: I prayed earlier I think if Phila thought we were paying too much attention to the fact that he might die then he’d die just to spite us
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22:35
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| joe king |
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max: thats so sad your whole family is a bunch of torture souls (sob)
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22:36
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| Agares |
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F: basically
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22:36
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J: just so you know I’m not a shadow. You don’t have to worry about me possessing you or anything I’m a demon
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22:36
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| joe king |
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doctor: price?
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22:37
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| Agares |
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F: ME stands up what is it
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22:37
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| joe king |
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doctor: would you like to see wally price?
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22:37
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| Agares |
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F: yeah if he’s alive
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22:38
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| joe king |
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doctor: only 4 vistors so its not so crowded if any of you want to join her. yes he is alive and well
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22:38
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| Agares |
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J: score. Do you want me to come?
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22:38
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| joe king |
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doctor: he just needs to lay off the knives for a while wonk wonk ;))));)();$;$;$;) im not funny. sorry. im so fucking s
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22:39
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max: are all underworld doctors like this?
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22:39
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| Agares |
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S: everyone is unhinged here don’t worry
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22:39
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| joe king |
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max: geez
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22:39
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doctor: walking to wally’s hospital room it was an honor for us to personally tend to the prince
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22:40
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| Agares |
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F: it’s an honor for him to be saved I was so worried about him I feel really bad.
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22:40
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| joe king |
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doctor: oh dont it happens sometimes. everyone gets a little stabby sometimes.
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22:42
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| Agares |
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F: I feel that
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22:43
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| joe king |
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doctor: here he is
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22:43
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doctor: no vital organs were punctured so he only needed stitches,really
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22:43
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| Agares |
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F: loud exhale that’s a relief I’m glad he’ll be okay
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22:44
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F: so can he teleport are there pain meds I need to make sure he doesn’t overdose on or what
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22:45
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F: and is there any way I can get an update on prince Philadelphia
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22:46
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| joe king |
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doctor: umm....
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22:48
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doctor: also yes we prescirbed him pain meds so he might be a little loopy
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22:49
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w: mommy?
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22:49
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doctor: :)
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22:49
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| Agares |
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F: WALLY baby hey I’m here
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22:50
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| joe king |
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w: why are there stars on your face
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22:50
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doctor: um let me go see prince phila
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22:50
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| Agares |
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F: okay be back soon. Wally do you feel okay you’re on a lot of pain meds btw
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22:51
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| joe king |
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w: : /
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22:51
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ed: how much do you guys bet the wally kid is dead.how dramatic would that be
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22:51
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a: dude what the fuck
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22:52
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| Agares |
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S: Wally could die very easily
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22:52
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| joe king |
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a: not only is that fucked up to say they said he was alive.
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22:52
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ed: lol how.
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22:52
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| Agares |
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S: those who are sensitive to death are our main priority but Friend is not in here at the moment. We are free to discuss a natural part of the life cycle
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22:53
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| joe king |
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ed: how is wally any more sensitive to death than the rest of us
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22:54
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ed: is he like... supernatural too
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22:54
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a: you have no fucking comprehension of anything.
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22:54
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| Agares |
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S: no just weak. Guess Phila is too Phila just toughs out a lot of supernatural exposure a lot
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22:54
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| joe king |
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ed: yeah sorry i nabbed a little of devis drink before he drank it all
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22:55
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a: facepalm i am one of the few sober ones for once
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22:55
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| Agares |
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S: what is it with everyone and drinking. I don’t drink
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22:55
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| joe king |
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max: its just what everyone does in verdens ever since i turned 21 though i never really felt the need to drink
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22:56
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| Agares |
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S: hmm well I watch everyone’s lives be constantly torn apart by it around me
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22:57
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S: oh yeah. You guys probably want to know what my face looks like takes off mask
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22:57
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| joe king |
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ed: hot
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22:57
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| Agares |
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S: I get that a lot surprisingly enough.
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22:58
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| joe king |
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a: i mean youre not bad looking
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22:58
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| Agares |
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S: I don’t know what I look like really
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22:58
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| joe king |
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a: im weird. im a weirdo. have you ever seen me without these shades?
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22:58
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| Agares |
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S: whatever color your eyes are I’m sure they aren’t very strange
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22:59
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S: maybe for a human
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22:59
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S: but I’ve seen every color of the rainbow
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23:00
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| joe king |
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a: takes off shades and put them in his pocket whatever i dont even need to hide my eyes right now
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23:02
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ed: ha pisseyes
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23:02
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| Agares |
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S: hm nice
|
23:02
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S: I kind of wished I had interesting colored eyes that weren’t standard but then I learned that it’s not great to stand out
|
23:03
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| joe king |
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a: what are they gonna do here really. gouge my eyes out and put them on the shadow black market?
|
23:03
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| Agares |
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S: :| ehhe you’re funny
|
23:04
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| joe king |
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a: yeah dont answer that.i dont want to be paranoid the rest of the time im here
|
23:04
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a: just need to get home and curl up on my cozy little mattress on the floor
|
23:05
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| Agares |
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S: is your place nice?
|
23:05
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| joe king |
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a: if you think paint peeling off the walls,a broken shower head, dirty water and the power constantly going out is nice
|
23:06
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| Agares |
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S: power? Yeah
|
23:06
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| joe king |
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ed: and devi stays with you AHAHAHAHAHA he loves pretending to be poor doesnt he
|
23:06
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a: never thought about it like that i think he just sees my place as a getaway from the pressures of society
|
23:07
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ed: gayasses.
|
23:07
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| Agares |
|
S: I hang out in mansions a lot don’t sleep in them very often. I am I maid but I don’t like being called that personally. I refer to myself as a housekeeper or flower waterer if anyone asks
|
23:08
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| joe king |
|
a: devi had housekeepers wherever he used to live my place was kind of a culture shock cause he was like heyyyyy where are the cooks whos gonna clean up after us and i was like.... we’re the cooks and the cleaners bro
|
23:09
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a: and he was like :O
|
23:09
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| Agares |
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S: hah I’m concerned that Friend will not hire help to take care of her house
|
23:10
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S: she doesn’t like cleaning so she doesn’t want to force anyone else to do it
|
23:10
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| joe king |
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ed: it was soo messy seriously someone needs to clean that shit up especially upstairs
|
23:11
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| Agares |
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S: oh yeah upstairs..
|
23:11
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S: I clean up there when I have the time but between working and volunteering and trying to make sure the prince isn’t doing something deadly it takes up a lot of it
|
23:12
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S: prince Phila usually but it goes for both of them
|
23:13
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| joe king |
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a: jesus that kid sounds like a handful
|
23:13
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|
skipskipskip to the doctor going back yo friend
|
23:14
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| Agares |
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F: so what’s up
|
23:14
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| joe king |
|
doctor: well...prince phila is not in very good condition
|
23:14
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doctor: not to sugarcoat it but unless some miracle happens he will die tonight
|
23:14
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| Agares |
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F: does the motion to summon the scythe but it doesn’t work obviously what do you mean by that
|
23:14
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| joe king |
|
doctor: are you like,catholic or anything.we can hire a priest
|
23:15
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| Agares |
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F: uh.. no no he’s not dead
|
23:15
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| joe king |
|
doctor: i mean hes sick,its pretty much beyond our control at this point. nutrients and supplements wont do anything
|
23:15
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| Agares |
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F: no
|
23:16
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F: I mean they have to do something or like anything else you can try I don’t care about the cost
|
23:16
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| joe king |
|
doctor: it wont work (alien)
|
23:17
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|
WRONG EMOJI I MEANT :|
|
23:17
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| Agares |
|
WODOWOAKWKDIIWKSIWKS
|
23:17
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| joe king |
|
doctor: you can be with him in his last moments
|
23:17
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| Agares |
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F: he can’t just die like that that’s so anticlimactic
|
23:17
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F: he literally does stupid dangerous shit ever day this can’t be what takes him
|
23:18
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| joe king |
|
doctor: oh no we’ve gotten way dumber deaths in here. someone died because they drank windex on accident
|
23:18
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doctor: well i think since hes human maybe it was just the gradual shadow exposure...? a human cant be exposed to shadows forever even with a strong will
|
23:19
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| Agares |
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F: yeah but he wanted a shadow to kill him. Like one shadow
|
23:19
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| joe king |
|
doctor: :?
|
23:19
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|
I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD TURN INTO THAT IT WAS : ?
|
23:20
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doctor: (what the fuck)
|
23:20
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| Agares |
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F: ughguhgh I brought him here I really owe him an apology when he wakes up
|
23:20
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| joe king |
|
doctor: yeah he’ll wake up,as a shadow most likely
|
23:20
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| Agares |
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F: rolls eyes and sounds annoyed bring me to him okay
|
23:21
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| joe king |
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doctor: follow me goes to philas hospital room
|
23:21
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w: bye mommy
|
23:21
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| Agares |
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F: hm. I gotta punish this kid so hard when he wakes up do you know that.
|
23:22
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| joe king |
|
doctor: he’s dying
|
23:22
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| Agares |
|
F: wait. Wonder if there’s a note in his pocket I’m not supposed to read it unless he’s dead but he usually keeps one guess I’ll just invade his privacy for a little bit..
|
23:23
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| joe king |
|
doctor: (what the fuck is wrong with you people)
|
23:24
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| Agares |
|
F: grabs note out of Phila’s hoodie and unfolds it this looks new did he just write this
|
23:25
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F: folds it up no I’m saving it
|
23:25
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| joe king |
|
doctor: well he doesnt have long so ill leave you be with him
|
23:26
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| Agares |
|
F: such a downer yells at nurse walking down the hallway you know they say the power of God can help with anything!!!
|
23:27
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F: (shit shit shit shit) hm
|
23:27
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F: you’d be a cool shadow if you died I guess I’ll kill you personally if you don’t die here
|
23:29
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F: you can have movie night back since you’re making a deal out of it
|
23:30
|
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|
phila fucking dies
|
23:31
|
| joe king |
|
WSRRYHDETHGRTHGTGJI
|
23:31
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|
|
she is so mentally ill
|
23:31
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max: someone in this hospital just died i can feel it....
|
23:32
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ed: uhh are you sure youre not schizophrenic
|
23:32
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max: no really i think someone did.. :(
|
23:32
|
| Agares |
|
F: walks into waiting room hey bitches.. my son is dead (sob)
|
23:33
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| joe king |
|
a: zzz
|
23:33
|
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|
ed: what a way to announce the death of your son
|
23:34
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| Agares |
|
F: can’t believe he went and fucking died right now kind of pissed honestly
|
23:34
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F: he doesn’t deserve it for such a stupid dearh
|
23:34
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| joe king |
|
max: hey that’s not nice... you should honor him
|
23:34
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| Agares |
|
F: yeah we’re gonna throw a rave later
|
23:34
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| joe king |
|
max: not like that jesus... youre insane... a FUNERAL
|
23:35
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| Agares |
|
F: yeah. That’s a :| that’s a funeral
|
23:35
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| joe king |
|
max: no argghh thats a rave have you no SYMPATHY
|
23:35
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max: or even RESPECT FOR THE DEAD
|
23:36
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| Agares |
|
S: things are slightly different down here
|
23:36
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| joe king |
|
ed: well uh which son
|
23:36
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| Agares |
|
F: PHILA the other one is my nephew KEEP UP
|
23:37
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S: we honor the lives of people by throwing a party. Usually a big one. Clean up is the feely time for the family but usually the parties are public to fill them up
|
23:37
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F: Wally’s fine.
|
23:38
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| joe king |
|
ed: oh good i think i liked him more anyway
|
23:38
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max: god youre all so... INSENSITIVE
|
23:38
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ed: woah ive never seen max this mad before
|
23:38
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| Agares |
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F: SHUT THE FUCK UPP (sob)
|
23:38
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F: BOTH OF THEM DESERVE LOVE AND PRAISE THEYRE MY PRINCES
|
23:39
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| joe king |
|
ed: well ones a dead prince
|
23:39
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| Agares |
|
F: then get down on your knees and bow to him the dead one nvm I don’t know what I’m saying I’m too upset to come up with these things
|
23:40
|
| joe king |
|
ed: ?
|
23:40
|
|
|
doctor: ummm ..wallys in good enough shape to leave now...if you want to do that
|
23:41
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| Agares |
|
S: he keeps a suicide note on him right did you get that
|
23:41
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F: yeah
|
23:41
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F: let’s leave
|
23:41
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| joe king |
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w: so many people
|
23:41
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| Agares |
|
F: it’s not a suicide note it’s a death note
|
23:41
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| joe king |
|
ed: ADRIAN DEVI WAKE UPPPPPPPP
|
23:41
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|
|
hehe death note
|
23:41
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d: hello
|
23:41
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| Agares |
|
F: a note for when he- NEVER IND NOT LIKE DETH NOTE LIKEDOSJSJS
|
23:42
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| joe king |
|
a: i was just resting my eye balls
|
23:42
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| Agares |
|
F: get up we’re leaving
|
23:42
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| joe king |
|
d: what no..im comfortable
|
23:42
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a: sigh
|
23:43
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| Agares |
|
F: yeah. Get up or maybe this hospital will just have to have another death about this time..
|
23:43
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| joe king |
|
d: OH its the....guy
|
23:43
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w: (hi)
|
23:44
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d: fine...
|
23:44
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a: here ill help you so you dont fall.this floor is made out of linoleum. did you know that? it hurts like shit when you fall on it
|
23:45
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| Agares |
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F: out. kicks open door and goes around to hold it
|
23:46
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J: a little violent there don’t you think? I don’t mean to make it worse
|
23:47
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| joe king |
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d: sure :p
|
23:47
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|
ed and max and adrian and devi walk out...sadly because someone died
|
23:47
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w: ukm mom
|
23:47
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w: you look sad
|
23:48
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| Agares |
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F: yeah Phila died
|
23:48
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| joe king |
|
w: ...
|
23:49
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w: ha
|
23:49
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| Agares |
|
F: why is it the case that when you get drunk or I guess high right now you call me mom and stuff. I don’t mind I guess but it is a little strange
|
23:49
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| joe king |
|
w: you are my mom :(
|
23:50
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| Agares |
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F: yeah but you usually don’t talk to me like that
|
23:50
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| joe king |
|
w: you both have curly hair and big eyes
|
23:50
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| Agares |
|
F: yeah. Phila would be flipping out right about now about his straight hair and eyes that are too big. Like circles kinda I think
|
23:51
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F: so are you talking about Graham?
|
23:52
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| joe king |
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w: you are graham :(
|
23:53
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| Agares |
|
F: uh. No baby
|
23:54
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| joe king |
|
ed: jesus JUST GO THROUGH THE DOOR ALREADY
|
23:54
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w: oh fuck off........
|
23:54
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a: so uh do we have any mode of transportation miss friend
|
23:55
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| Agares |
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F: giggles never thought I’d be happy to hear someone high as hell on painkillers insult me
|
23:55
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F: many
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23:55
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F: we can teleport I can drive (no one wants that) we can do the whole limo thing if you guys want
|
23:55
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Wednesday, 24. November 2021 |
| joe king |
|
sorry my mom asked me what sigma male meant
|
00:02
|
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a: LIMO
|
00:02
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d: do you really have a limo..?
|
00:03
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| Agares |
|
F: yes :) it’s got drinks in it too. What would you need alcohol in a car for? This. This very situation
|
00:03
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| joe king |
|
d: haha i dont have anymore.
|
00:05
|
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a: no none of us need any more alcohol thank you.
|
00:05
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| Agares |
|
F: I had one drink literally chill out it takes like 4 to do anything does something on her phone there they will be here in a minute
|
00:06
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F: the limo people
|
00:06
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F: Phila loves the limo he thinks it’s the flashiest shit ever
|
00:07
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| joe king |
|
w: is he a shadow :)
|
00:07
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| Agares |
|
F: he will be I suppose. If I ever get that damn scythe back I am going to die I’m also going to pass out and die this is too much stress
|
00:08
|
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|
Limo does whatever it does idk I’ve never seen a car
|
00:09
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F: let’s get in. Me and Jack sitting together
|
00:09
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| joe king |
|
EWSTURDHUGF
|
00:12
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ed: me and max we’re bestys :p
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00:12
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d: we’re best friends too arent we adrian?
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00:12
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a: uhh yeah sure lets just.go
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00:13
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w: :)
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00:13
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| Agares |
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S: I’ll sit with Wally I guess
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00:13
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S: I hate cars.
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00:13
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people get in their chosen seating arrangements
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00:14
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| joe king |
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w: hi sonder.
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00:16
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| Agares |
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S: hey Wally
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00:16
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since everyone is seated they start driving back to the mansion I guess
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00:17
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| joe king |
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a: so uh what happened while i was asleep.anything interesting
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00:18
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ed: me and max played rock paper scissors we tied like 3 times.
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00:19
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| Agares |
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F: my son died you already know that hahAHHhh I’m gonna have to talk to the news aren’t I I don’t want to do that
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00:20
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| joe king |
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a: you dont have to
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00:20
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| Agares |
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F: no I HAVE to they won’t go without hearing from me
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00:20
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| joe king |
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a: uh i have no idea how the media works down here but you can probably just tell them to respect his death like anyone else would on tje surface
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00:20
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| Agares |
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F: no everyone wants to know everything about me all the time. They’d be getting stressed right about now if it wasn’t way early in the morning
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00:21
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| joe king |
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a: cant you kill them with the scythe or something
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00:23
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w: Yes
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00:23
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w: She can do that
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00:24
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| Agares |
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F: who told you I had the scythe throws hands up
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00:24
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| joe king |
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a: youve been trying to get it back all night. you are very paranoid
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00:25
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| Agares |
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F: PARANOID??? Anyone who has that thing controls the underworld they control the reaping process which by the way my son is currently in. I can’t rule without it it just doesn’t work like that
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00:26
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| joe king |
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a: remember henri said he left it at your mansion.
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00:27
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| Agares |
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F: there’s no telling if it’s still there
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00:28
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| joe king |
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a: do you think facadi would have been like oh you sick little bastard i hate your clown antics and went up to your mansion herself
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00:28
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a: i like henri. i think hes misunderstood looks out window
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00:28
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| Agares |
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F: yes. She didn’t seem to trust Henri very much
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00:29
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| joe king |
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ed: fuck henri. he would have made such a good jester
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00:29
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w: henri. facadi.can you kill them?
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00:29
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| Agares |
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S: I might be able to
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00:30
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| joe king |
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a: woah i see the violence now.those are my shadowbros even if they’re evil
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00:30
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| Agares |
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S: there’s no shadow brotherhood. Every man for himself
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00:30
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| joe king |
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w: we can kill you too.no one sees the dimming pink light of your soul anymore any ways
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00:31
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a: ????
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00:31
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a: i would be offended if i knew what you just said i think
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00:31
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| Agares |
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F: don’t pay attention he’s out of it
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00:31
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| joe king |
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a: wait my souls pink... man thats so gay
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00:32
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w: mines red
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00:32
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| Agares |
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F: souls just change color based on how awful you feel deep inside
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00:32
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| joe king |
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d: what color is mine :p
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00:33
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w: looks at devi really hard for a moment a very murky black
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00:33
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d: :(
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00:33
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| Agares |
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S: lol
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00:34
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| joe king |
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w: yours. is orange with grief. lined with a hint of blue points at max
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00:34
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max: uh. thanks!
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00:35
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a: are souls real i thought he was just bullshitting
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00:35
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| Agares |
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F: yeah?
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00:36
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F: I know we agreed on no more drinks but takes shot and goes to pour another one but Jack stops her you don’t have to be like this Jack
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00:36
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| joe king |
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a: NO DRINKING.
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00:36
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a: your son just died come on
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00:36
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a: have some dignity
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00:36
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| Agares |
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F: My son just died come on you can’t expect me to be able to focus on anything else sober
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00:37
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F: I know you think you have my best interests at heart and maybe you do I don’t know I don’t feel like figuring it out
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00:40
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| joe king |
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a: uh you know a lot of people deal with grief without drinkimg
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00:44
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| Agares |
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F: this isn’t grief I’m just mad. And what do other people have to do with me
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00:44
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| joe king |
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a: a lot
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00:46
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a: youre like the queen of hell
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00:46
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| Agares |
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F: that means I’m different than everyone I can get special treatment and just skip work like a lot if I want to
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00:47
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| joe king |
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a: :|
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00:48
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t want to though
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00:48
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| joe king |
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d: adrian did i ever tell you that.You should comb your hair you look good like that probably
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00:48
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a: what :(
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00:48
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a: i need to go home im just sticking out for this cause i feel bad for this kid
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00:48
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| Agares |
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F: we are here welcome back to the mansion
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00:49
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| joe king |
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ed: do you have a shower i need this black stuff out of my hair NOW
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00:49
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| Agares |
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F: many showers
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00:50
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F: the best one is in my bathroom but you can use whichever you want I guess you probably don’t want whatever grime I don’t pay attention to in my shower near to you
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00:51
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F: apart from the vanity my bathroom is pretty clean I think
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00:52
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| joe king |
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ed: runs off
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00:53
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d: what about my...hair :p
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00:53
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d: do you like it this way or should i be blonde
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00:54
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| Agares |
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S: I like the black hair. Of course if you’re gonna be a shadow it doesn’t matter gets out of car kind of dizzily but once he gets his balanced walks into the mansion (cars make him dizzy)
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00:55
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| joe king |
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poor sonder
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00:55
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d: and your thoughts miss satan
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00:56
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w: i think it wont matter when you’re dead
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00:56
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d: :(
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00:56
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| Agares |
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F: not thinking. Black is always cool
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00:56
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| joe king |
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d: i asked herr
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00:56
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a: what no. blonde fits him way better
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00:57
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| Agares |
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F: I just chose one gets out of car
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00:58
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| joe king |
|
I PISSED SO HARD
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05:31
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w: the scythe
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22:16
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w: goes over and picks up tje scythe from off friends door step
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22:17
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| Agares |
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F: yeah can you hand it over Wally? Is that possible?
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22:17
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F: I need to restore order or whatever
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22:18
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| joe king |
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w: yea
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22:18
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| Agares |
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F: puts hand out for scythe
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22:18
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| joe king |
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w: :) here
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22:19
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a: and you said he was violent. that was the least violent exchange of power ever
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22:19
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| Agares |
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F: . Okay takes scythe and hair + horns tail and eyes turn correct colors thank god.
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22:20
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| joe king |
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d: glowsticks
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22:20
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| Agares |
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F: my horns?
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22:23
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| joe king |
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d: yesss :P
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22:23
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max: ummmm friend do you mind if we all stay over ...or at least me and ed
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22:24
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w: : /
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22:24
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| Agares |
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F: yeah you can stay over
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22:25
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F: We have a guest room
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22:25
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| joe king |
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w: but thats so many guests
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22:25
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| Agares |
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F: well I mean there are multiple rooms that have beds in them Wally only one of them sees life
|
22:26
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F: the other “guest bedrooms” are useable. You have your own room to stay in Wally
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22:27
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F: I just have to clean them
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22:27
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| joe king |
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w: :(
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22:28
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|
side note but why cant the bucket tool in paint tool sai just be normal.
|
22:28
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| Agares |
|
IKR
|
22:28
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|
It’s so fucked up in sai2
|
22:28
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| joe king |
|
sometimes it works just fine but sometimes it doesnt
|
22:28
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| Agares |
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S: uh I’ll clean Friend. You should stay with everyone
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22:28
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F: go ahead
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22:28
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S: walks off to go get get cleaning stuff from closet
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22:29
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F: leads everyone into the show living room I don’t want to go to the living room right now so we can hang in here. Be careful I don’t want anything messed up
|
22:30
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| joe king |
|
max: oh wow this is making me nervous
|
22:31
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a: man what a night
|
22:31
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a: its the same as any other except i went to hell and got to witness a child die
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22:31
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| Agares |
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F: Phila’s a teenager
|
22:31
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| joe king |
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a: does that make it any less horrible
|
22:32
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| Agares |
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F: we all know it’s horrible I feel like collapsing onto the floor to sob and never getting back up
|
22:32
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| joe king |
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a: well he’ll come back like me right.
|
22:33
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a: that sucks but he’s not like dead dead
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22:33
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| Agares |
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F: yeah but he lost his normal human kid life.. speaking of that I should probably get his file to purgatory he’s a priority soul as far as he signed a contract so when they see his file he’ll get to skip the line
|
22:35
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| joe king |
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a: didnt he kind of lose his normal human kid life when you first adopted him in a way
|
22:36
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| Agares |
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F: yeah but he wasn’t dead. I tricked him but after I got the scythe I’d let him out of the contract if he ever as much as asked for it and he would get to go home
|
22:36
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F: home is an oversimplification. I mean the surface
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22:37
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F: he lived in an orphanage but an orphanage in toothpick so you can imagine that basically no one worked there and anyone that did was under qualified or didn’t care
|
22:38
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F: I don’t think there are enough adults in toothpick to adopt those kids just saying
|
22:39
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F: time to see if the scythe still works summons Phila’s file and his contract yeas :)
|
22:40
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F: hold this for a minute Adrian while I write hands Adrian Phila’s contract
|
22:41
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| joe king |
|
sorry im not dead i had to do something
|
22:48
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a: uh
|
22:49
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| Agares |
|
(Phila’s contract is signed Adrian, Philadelphia)
|
22:49
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| joe king |
|
a: damn i guess we do share the same name
|
22:50
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| Agares |
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F: what do you mean?
|
22:50
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F: oh
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22:50
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F: yeah
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22:50
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F: he will be livid if he knows I showed you that writes on papers
|
22:51
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| joe king |
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a: uh okay. why
|
22:52
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| Agares |
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F: he just doesn’t like the name. Brings back bad memories I guess. I was sort of confused why he wanted to be called some fucked up name like Philadelphia but maybe it was just a really long winded way to constantly end conversations with “philade-ez nuts in your mouth”
|
22:54
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F: also I miss calling him A. I’ve tried to a couple of times but it seems like it completely ruins his mood if I do
|
22:56
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F: signs papers that should be it since I don’t have to sift though his life and actually judge him or check his will
|
22:57
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| joe king |
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a: jesus
|
22:59
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a: i have alot of things to say but im just not going to
|
22:59
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| Agares |
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F: you’ve said a lot today. I have my big weapon back now though
|
23:00
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F: and I never ever want to let it go I was starting to get hungry
|
23:00
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J: So is hunger like the need to possess you usually don’t talk about that I kind of thought it was a myth
|
23:01
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| joe king |
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a: i dont really have it i think its different for all shadows
|
23:02
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| Agares |
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F: hunger isn’t a myth it’s a need for life force I just don’t usually feel it because the scythe gives me all the power I need
|
23:02
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F: Aw come on you’re just starving
|
23:02
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F: starving to the point where you don’t even know you’re hungry
|
23:03
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| joe king |
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a: uh. no?
|
23:03
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a: im not like aching to possess my bro or anything even though i probably could
|
23:03
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| Agares |
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F: you’ve never done it before if you did it once you probably wouldn’t ever want to be without it again
|
23:04
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| joe king |
|
gayass
|
23:05
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sorry.
|
23:05
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| Agares |
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F: takes contract back, puts it in folder, and disappears the folder down to the purgatory boy it goes
|
23:05
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| joe king |
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a: maybe for you i dont think id like it
|
23:05
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a: actually the reason we became friends,is because he wanted to be more free and independent
|
23:06
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a: so that kinda goes against our whole thing
|
23:06
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| Agares |
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F: that’s the reason me and Phila became friends. He didn’t want to be pushed around anymore
|
23:06
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| joe king |
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a: WHY ARE YOU BECOMING FRIENDS WITH CHILDRENNNNNNNNN
|
23:07
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a: ok.whatever.maybe theres different societal standards down here
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23:07
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| Agares |
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F: to make them miserable and kill them.
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23:07
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23:08
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| joe king |
|
WJWSKG\
|
23:09
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i saw that.
|
23:09
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| Agares |
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No you didn’t
|
23:09
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| joe king |
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a: :|
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23:09
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| Agares |
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F: it’s not like he wasn’t the one that came up to me. We shook hands on his basis and that basically gave me full control. I didn’t take advantage though because it wasn’t the time
|
23:10
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F: I was gonna get him his gun after stalling a little while to get him to sign the contract
|
23:11
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| joe king |
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a: uh wow youre like actually evil
|
23:14
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a: like disney villain levels of evil i dont think we should be friends
|
23:14
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| Agares |
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F: it was just shadow business at the time I’m not like that anymore. And it’s not like I lied I gave him everything he was promised
|
23:15
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| joe king |
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d: you can posses me :]
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23:15
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a: wha
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23:15
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| Agares |
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F: he probably can but it’s not as nice as it sounds
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23:16
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F: my shadow possessed me since I was a baby and kept me alive as a corpse puppet until I was 21 and it wasn’t even him that decided to kill me he would’ve kept going probably if I wasn’t shot. Possession is much more cruel than taking from kids who would end up shadows anyway
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23:18
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F: and after being a shadow being in a body is nasty to be honest
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23:19
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| joe king |
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d: hot
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23:19
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a: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
|
23:19
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| Agares |
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F: ew are you saying a baby getting possessed is hot
|
23:20
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| joe king |
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a: not mad at you devi. i just know you drank a little too much.hes always been kind of a flirt when he drinks too much
|
23:20
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| Agares |
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F: don’t possess him please
|
23:20
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| joe king |
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a: not planning on it (pleadingface)
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23:21
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| Agares |
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F: if you say so
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23:21
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S: walks back done cleaning the rooms
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23:21
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J: you pay him right?
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23:22
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F: I never make him do any of this
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23:22
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| joe king |
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max: so um.... are we going to talk to phila again before we leave
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23:25
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| Agares |
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F: depends if he wakes up. Don’t worry you won’t hear any of the reaping
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23:25
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| joe king |
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max: !!!!
|
23:26
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| Agares |
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F: he’ll wake up just maybe not before you leave
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23:27
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F: he won’t remember the reaping they never do
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23:28
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| joe king |
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max: this is all making me kind of scared to die
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23:30
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| Agares |
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F: you shouldn’t be max. puts hand on Max’s shoulder It’ll be okay. No human is supposed to know these details I understand being concerned
|
23:31
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| joe king |
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max: :|
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23:31
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| Agares |
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F: turns around you know I can brainwash you if you want and you won’t remember any of this
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23:32
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| joe king |
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max: NO
|
23:32
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a: wait can i do that
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23:32
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| Agares |
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F: no silly I’m the reaper
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23:32
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F: turns back around smiling now it’s room picking time
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23:33
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F: there are 3 guest rooms. Also Wally’s room which the prince will be sleeping in tonight actually
|
23:34
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| joe king |
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max: we can all share one :p so we all have each others backs in case.
|
23:35
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| Agares |
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F: in case what no one is gonna hurt you here
|
23:35
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S: I’m gonna go home so I won’t need a room.
|
23:37
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| joe king |
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max: but you cant ALWAYS be sure
|
23:37
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| Agares |
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F: you sound like Phila you know how many times that kid checks locks and the fact that he keeps knives next to his bed says a lot. Lol anyway you can share a room if everyone is cool with that
|
23:39
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J: I usually sleep on the uh. On the couch I’m a demon I don’t know if you want me in there with you
|
23:40
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| joe king |
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d: me and adrian should be alone
|
23:41
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a: me and devi should NOT be left alone actually jesus this is someone elses house
|
23:42
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| Agares |
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F: alone for what guys. Alone for what
|
23:42
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| joe king |
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d: its so vulgar youre making me embarassed even asking :(
|
23:42
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a
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23:42
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fuck
|
23:42
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a: nothing weird unless you consider him unsuccessfully trying to cuddle me fucked up
|
23:43
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| Agares |
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F: you can do that with other people in the room
|
23:43
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| joe king |
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a: no he shouldnt do that at all.
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23:44
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a: im not gay remember guys? how im not gay
|
23:44
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| Agares |
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F: so where do you fall in lbtqia because you aren’t straight
|
23:45
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| joe king |
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a: how do you know
|
23:45
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a: any way neither is dev hes just not in his right mind
|
23:45
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| Agares |
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F: see how I removed the g because you aren’t gay. Classic. I’m so fucking funny I won’t be to bed for a while but I am sleeping in my room. You guys don’t want my underworld dwelling shadow germs all over you probably
|
23:47
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F: also I gotta take a shower before I sleep
|
23:47
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| joe king |
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a: weirdo.
|
23:48
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a: morning cold showers you should try it.maybe you wouldnt be so mentally ill if you tried that
|
23:48
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| Agares |
|
F: I wake up at 9 at the earliest we are not the same. Usually I wouldn’t only shower at night but my son just died and I’m about to have to do my job on him
|
23:49
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| joe king |
|
ed: comes back with wet hair hiiiiiiiiii.
|
23:50
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ed: so what did i miss
|
23:50
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| Agares |
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F: you’re all sleeping in one room
|
23:50
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| joe king |
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ed: why god
|
23:52
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(why god,why god,why god)
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23:53
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| Agares |
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F: they wanted it
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23:53
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LMAO
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23:53
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| joe king |
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ed: WHO WANTED THIS
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23:53
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| Agares |
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F: Max and Adrian
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23:53
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| joe king |
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a: leave me out of this
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23:53
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ed: max.... why
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23:53
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max: uh idk our host is just giving me the heeby jeebies
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23:53
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| Agares |
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F: Aw I’d never hurt you. I’m sorry to make you think that in any way
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23:54
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F: I’m still mellow and cool after I was told I was a horrible mother in detail, my son died, and that I was straight up evil. I think I’m doing pretty well on my brain’s mood meter
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23:56
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| joe king |
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a: you would hate what a real therapist had to say to you
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23:57
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| Agares |
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F: yeah that’s why I don’t go :p
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23:57
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| joe king |
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ed: wait adrian you're playing therapist with satan thats golden.
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23:57
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a: yep very big very long very sad sigh
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23:57
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| Agares |
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F: but if I did go to a therapist I would be asking to hear those things. You just kind of started going off on me while I was weak but it’s cool
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23:59
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Thursday, 25. November 2021 |
| joe king |
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a: better than never
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00:00
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| Agares |
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F: I could argue with you right now my rage is boiling but see my mood meter is a little fucked up at the moment and I don’t think I can form a proper argument
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00:02
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F: so I’ll just leave it at that
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00:02
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| joe king |
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a: well im just saying my life was pretty shitty too i think i have more experience and i can help you
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00:03
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ed: LMAO
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00:03
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ed: thats hilarious saying you can help people when you barely tend to yourself
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00:03
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a: shrug
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00:04
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| Agares |
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F: if you think you can fix me get in line
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00:05
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| joe king |
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a: what does that mean.
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00:10
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I CAN FIX HER
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00:10
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| Agares |
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F: doesn’t matter come along :D shows them to one of the guest rooms
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00:10
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| joe king |
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max: oooo fancy
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00:14
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| Agares |
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F: I know it’s a big bed but are you sure you all want to sleep in here
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00:15
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| joe king |
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ed: YES. I DONT CARE ANYMORE. I LOVE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR
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00:16
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d: suit yourselfffffff falls on bed
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00:16
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| ‟ | ed: YES. I DONT CARE ANYMORE. I LOVE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR
— patrick slayman, 25.11.2021 00:16 |
a broken man who has recently accepted his cement eating fate
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00:17
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| Agares |
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Skajam
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00:17
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F: kitchen is over there points left if you need water it’s the actual kitchen so the fridge has real food in it that we eat so I’d prefer if you didn’t touch too much of it. We also have candy and popcorn if you’re really feeling like just completely adult sleepovering it out
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00:19
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F: you can use the fan do whatever I don’t care that much don’t touch the thermostat it’s that way for a reason
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00:20
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| joe king |
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ed: IM NOT HUNGRY JUST FULL OF CEMENT
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00:21
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| Agares |
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F: you eat cement when you learn about the underworld
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00:21
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F: any more questions before I go
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00:22
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| joe king |
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a: ok so youre totally positive we wont get ax murdered while we're sleeping or anything.
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00:23
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| Agares |
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F: yeah completely sure I’ve never gotten axe murdered here
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00:23
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| joe king |
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a: ...........has anyone else?
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00:24
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| Agares |
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F: not axe murdered and it wasn’t a murderer you should be concerned about
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00:25
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| joe king |
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a: ooooooooooooookay.
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00:26
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max: does any one want to watch a movie on my phone : D
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00:26
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a: no thanks i think my head would explode if i absorbed any more information today.
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00:26
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| Agares |
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F: have fun people shuts door and walks off to do some reaping
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00:27
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| joe king |
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w: jesus holy shitting christ
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00:28
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| Agares |
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Should we time skip to morning since they are all ending up gonna go to bed
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00:30
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| joe king |
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yeas.not wally though hes off da perc
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00:30
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hes dead
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00:30
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| Agares |
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NOOOOOO
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00:30
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| joe king |
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00:31
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wally
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00:31
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| Agares |
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I almost cried. He was a kind man. Death wasn’t deserved
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00:31
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00:31
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| joe king |
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OIFJRHTUEJDKTKHTRERTYHTYREYHT
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00:31
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IM going to cyr
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00:32
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| Agares |
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Okay friend does not wake up in the morning someone has to wake her up
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00:32
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| joe king |
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hm ok
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00:33
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a: taps friend hi i know you probably hate me for telling the truth buuut you need to wake up
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00:33
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| Agares |
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F: huh,,,,, ughhgghughgghughggughugghughghgughg.what time is it even
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00:34
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| joe king |
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a: 7:30.i had no clue when you needed to be up
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00:35
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a: and my friend woke up puking so i had to take care of him
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00:35
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| Agares |
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F: shit. Not right now good night covers head with blanket is he okay
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00:36
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| joe king |
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a: yes this happens more often than youd think
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00:36
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a: but you HAVE TO WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!
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00:36
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a:get the weird guy to make waffles or something.
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00:37
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| Agares |
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F: the weird guy,.??? I’ll make breakfast. I will make waffles
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00:37
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F: not homemade ones only toaster waffles in this house
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00:38
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| joe king |
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a: i would make my own waffles if i was home right now :(
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00:39
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| Agares |
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F: that’s you bro gets up and stretches she wore fingerless gloves to bed you are so responsible
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00:40
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| joe king |
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IM PKAY I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY OCS
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00:41
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| Agares |
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LMAO
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00:41
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| joe king |
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a: oh thanks first kind thing youve said to me since we knew each other i think.
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00:42
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| Agares |
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F: yeah you don’t have any problems whatsoever. puts on hoodie
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00:43
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F: walks to kitchen and puts waffles in toaster
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00:44
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F: it’s so damn early I got like 3 hours of sleep. I know Jack had to leave for work already don’t know how he does this shit
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00:45
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Is there piss on the floor
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00:56
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| joe king |
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KJEWKJTRYOLUY7TRE
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00:57
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NO DACEY IS WITH ME
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00:57
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I WILL BE BACK IN A SECONF
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00:59
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Call
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01:03
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Call ended
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01:03
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oh my god theres t er mrote
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01:03
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MY COMPUTER IS EIGN REOMTOELY
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01:03
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ACESSED
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01:03
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| Agares |
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| ‟ | Is there piss on the floor
— Agares, 25.11.2021 00:56 |
Sorry I was on Skype for like ten Minutes after I sent that your messages only popped up now
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04:24
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| joe king |
|
max: Its okay but im wondering how the russian guy on my computer feels about seeing gay porn on paint tool sai just out in the open
|
08:43
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(facepalm)
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08:43
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Saturday, 18. December 2021 |
| joe king |
|
Changed the conversation topic to "#vent/the clown car".
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21:36
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Wednesday, 22. December 2021 |
| joe king |
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Im not asleep
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00:16
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My internet is just balls and i tried to send pictures like an idiot
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00:17
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So iys stuck
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00:17
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| Agares |
|
Are we going to do it in here
|
00:18
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| joe king |
|
Yeah my skype got ruined yive me a seconf
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00:19
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| Agares |
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I guess it’s like a day or 2 later
|
00:19
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As soon as Friend could arrange things
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00:19
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| joe king |
|
MY PROFILE PICTURE IS FORDO BUT IM STUCK IN THE VOID IT WONT LET ME SPEAK
|
00:23
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| Agares |
|
:(
|
00:23
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Don’t send pictures
|
00:23
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|
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Wait it was dumb to use an emoji sorry if that fucked your skype
|
00:24
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| joe king |
|
i can talk here we can yeam. but sorry for the onslaught of messages youre going to get at some point
|
00:24
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| Agares |
|
It’s okay
|
00:24
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|
|
So should we start where we left off or when they’re leaving for the trip or when they get to Radon
|
00:25
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| joe king |
|
left off butthey can get ready for the trip
|
00:25
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| Agares |
|
Okay
|
00:25
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| joe king |
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a: i dont think anyone sleeps that well after their child dies
|
00:27
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| Agares |
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F: no I would’ve slept okay just until like 3pm or something people would be knocking down my door because they haven’t heard from Phila or me lol. Speaking of takes out phone and types something then puts it away
|
00:28
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| joe king |
|
a: did you send everyone a national alert that youre sons dead.
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00:30
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|
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a: if i had a dead son i would just say My sons dead... on twitter or something
|
00:30
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| Agares |
|
F: no I said that I was getting an early start to the morning and would be sharing significant news later. I’m sure they’re worried takes waffles out of toaster pretend like she did this multiple times and puts them on a plate with the rest of the waffles “what’s going on Friend you can just tell us if you’re waking up this early something must be worrying you (pleadingface) “ they talk like they know me it’s weird
|
00:33
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| joe king |
|
a: sounds rough
|
00:35
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| Agares |
|
F: gets paper plates out of cabinet also taking one for herself get however many you want there are more in the freezer if these aren’t enough for drinks we have water, soda, orange juice I think?
|
00:36
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| joe king |
|
a: no thanks i only drink blood i mean blood i mean blood i mean blood i mean
|
00:37
|
|
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a: but im kind of the same way people think they know me but theyll call me like andrew or something....
|
00:38
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| Agares |
|
F: I love who they think I am
|
00:39
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| joe king |
|
a: same here
|
00:39
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|
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a: this is probably the first time in like ages i havent worn my sunglasses
|
00:39
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| Agares |
|
F: I mean who else can lie about anything and it be taken for the truth and everyone will love you and everyone will believe you and they’ll suck up to you no matter what endless praise even though there’s nothing behind it and it’s never enough.
|
00:40
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| joe king |
|
a: can i get a waffle
|
00:40
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| Agares |
|
F: yeah
|
00:40
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| joe king |
|
max: MORNINGGGGG : D
|
00:41
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| Agares |
|
F: thank god it was getting a little hard to breathe in here with the perfect guy who knows everything about everyone I need more plebs that are equal to me
|
00:42
|
|
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F: gets two waffles and puts whipped cream on them Phila does this I don’t know why. Can’t be that good whipped cream tastes like nothing
|
00:43
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| joe king |
|
a: are you trying to flirt with me
|
00:44
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| Agares |
|
F: no gets energy drink out of fridge shit it’s the last one. guess he doesn’t really care at the moment does he
|
00:45
|
|
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F: these taste DISGUSTING I hate energy drinks I’m just tired
|
00:46
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| joe king |
|
max: HOLY SHIT WAFFLEFLE
|
00:46
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| Agares |
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F: help yourself
|
00:47
|
|
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F: is Devi doing okay didn’t you say he woke up sick
|
00:48
|
|
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F: does he want a drink or something
|
00:48
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| joe king |
|
max: yep he looks pretty rough :(
|
00:48
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|
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max: wont get out of bed and neither will my bestest friend ed
|
00:49
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| Agares |
|
F: I mean it’s 7 in the morning I wouldn’t get up either sits down to eat at little dining table covered mostly with stuff and sips energy drink ugh
|
00:51
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| joe king |
|
a: devis cool
|
00:51
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|
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a: i made him a breakfast like this one morning and he lost it he was like WOW this is just like my servants food but better and i was like huh thanks for comparing me to a servant i guess but i know he sees me as his equal which is pretty flattering because blabalabaalabalabslaabala
|
00:52
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|
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max: eata a waffle
|
00:53
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| Agares |
|
F: speaks with mouth full so last night I was looking at places to have the funeral and I was like okay well we can just do it in Turnpike it’s nasty and classic but then I found this one place up north
|
00:54
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| joe king |
|
a: damn the underworld is huge i’m glad i dont live here
|
00:55
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| Agares |
|
F: This is the place it’s named Radon shows pictures of radon on phone
|
00:57
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| joe king |
|
a: youre having your childs funeral at a nightclub town. Ok
|
00:58
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| Agares |
|
F: traditional underworld funerals are massive parties you guys get all sad we throw ragers
|
00:59
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| joe king |
|
max: looks cool but um... are there any churches down here we could have a funeral there like normal
|
00:59
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a: i can respect that
|
01:00
|
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d: from another room ADRIAN COME HERE.
|
01:01
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| Agares |
|
F: church.. shakes head and looks back up if Phila had a surface funeral he would kill himself a second time he’d double down
|
01:01
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| joe king |
|
a: peace
|
01:01
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|
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max: what about the christians that go to hell they need a place of worship too :(
|
01:02
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| Agares |
|
F: yeah I know I’m a Christian
|
01:02
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|
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F: I attend church weekly
|
01:02
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| joe king |
|
max: :O really
|
01:02
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| Agares |
|
F: yeah. Didn’t you see the Bible by my bed? Maybe Nonya was covering it
|
01:03
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| joe king |
|
max: uh just can’t imagine satan being christian or a ya novel reader but i giess anything can happen at this point
|
01:04
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|
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a: do you happen to have any extra shirts friend.
|
01:04
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a: dev needs mine
|
01:04
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| Agares |
|
F: slams hands down on taboe you read nonya before?! Or did you see the movie (grimacingface)
|
01:05
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| joe king |
|
max: both o_o
|
01:05
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| Agares |
|
F: uhhhhh extra shirts? Just take one from my closet you can keep it don’t worry
|
01:05
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| joe king |
|
a: (like)
|
01:06
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| Agares |
|
F: I’ve read that book so many times it’s what I’ve gone to sleep to since I’ve been dead I used to read it to Phila every night yes I know it has sex scenes he’s the one who asked me to read so he could hear
|
01:07
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| joe king |
|
max: :)
|
01:08
|
|
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max: i think ed lied to me.
|
01:08
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| Agares |
|
F: at least they aren’t graphic they’re. Wistfully vague
|
01:08
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|
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F: about what
|
01:08
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| joe king |
|
max: well he told me that mr nilsen was this very prestigious sophisticated guy but i dont see it. in fact hes quite pathetic. and i also thought satan might be more composed too :(
|
01:09
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| Agares |
|
F: my son just died can you cut me a little slack?? Sorry I’m not perfect right now a lot of things have happened ;(
|
01:11
|
| joe king |
|
max: right sorry
|
01:11
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|
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max: but you think satan would be all like MUAHAHAHA my son died
|
01:11
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| Agares |
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F: Yeah that in itself proves I’m not a heartless monster like Adrian thinks stuffs rest of waffle in mouth and throws plate away done with you guys
|
01:13
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|
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F: you see it doesn’t matter I’m not right because you saw me and decided that nothing that I did would be right you made up your mind now I’m evil. I’m evil because I don’t care I’m evil because I care I’m wrong and you made it like that
|
01:15
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| joe king |
|
max: he doesnt think youre heartless maybe hes just mad because hes dead himself and youre techncjally his ruler maybe he has a problem with authority
|
01:15
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| Agares |
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F: why doesn’t he kill me then??? Least he can do is have some balls and face up. I had a problem with authority and I solved it
|
01:16
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| joe king |
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max: well i dont think hes the murdery type
|
01:16
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|
|
max: maybe god just wont let you die for some reason. theres some divine energy keeping you from being shanked i feel
|
01:17
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| Agares |
|
F: yeah maybe. Azeri said something similar to that once and that in one of his dreams I was stabbed in an alley but he also told me he dreamt about baby versions of both of my kids being held by the hair and thrown at walls and things something is severely wrong with him though you’re normal right?
|
01:19
|
| joe king |
|
max: :) ?
|
01:21
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| Agares |
|
F: whatever doesn’t matter
|
01:22
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| joe king |
|
max: hes dreaming about your kids being thrown at the wall? :)
|
01:22
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| Agares |
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F: he doesn’t always dream about me or my kids he also dreams about zombie apocalypses tall cat girls kidnapping him things like that
|
01:23
|
|
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F: the cat girl thing isn’t sexual I don’t think he is a very gay man but he’s not happy at all he’s actually sort of depressed just homo
|
01:24
|
|
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F: gets call from a number with no contact mid drink mmpf Sonder that’s Sonder’s number
|
01:27
|
|
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F: answers and puts on speaker hey hi what’s up
|
01:28
|
| joe king |
|
max: interesting.
|
01:30
|
| Agares |
|
S: uhhh does this work I don’t know if I did it right anyway prince Phila’s awake right now probably won’t be for long. Don’t try to have meaningful conversation with him he’s not super coherent
|
01:32
|
| joe king |
|
max: hey thats good news
|
01:32
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| Agares |
|
F: OH MY GOD Thank you Sonder we’ll be right down to see him!!!!! I want to ask his opinion on the funeral venue okay bye hangs up
|
01:34
|
| joe king |
|
d: comes to the kitchen in a litle oversized t shirt coffee. now
|
01:35
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| Agares |
|
F: if you can work the machine go ahead pretty much chugs rest of drink god why did I do that
|
01:37
|
|
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F: grabs hair tie from table and puts hair up in ponytail we’re about to go to the infirmary or at least I am so drink it quickly devi
|
01:38
|
|
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F: wait. Wally
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01:40
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| joe king |
|
d: kill yourself
|
01:40
|
|
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max: D: we are the worst guests ever so sorry friend
|
01:40
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| Agares |
|
F: actually Wally’s probably still asleep he got stabbed he needs rest we can leave him here a while
|
01:41
|
|
|
F: it’s alright Max people have done much more destructive things while over at my house before
|
01:41
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| joe king |
|
d: lays head down on table sorry i didnt mean that im just tired
|
01:42
|
| Agares |
|
F: it’s okay I know how you feel and I also get told to kill myself all the time so it’s all cool
|
01:43
|
| joe king |
|
d: i accidentally told another girl to kill herself. She wanted me to dance with her at my first debutante ball and i got nervous
|
01:44
|
|
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max: :)
|
01:45
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| Agares |
|
F: ties shoes okay I’m ready you guys wanna teleport
|
01:46
|
| joe king |
|
max: umm what about everyone else :(
|
01:52
|
| Agares |
|
F: doesn’t matter my hair’s unbrushed I didn’t even properly wipe off my makeup last night I looked in the mirror for a second and then collapsed on my bed do you think I’m actually ready for anything
|
01:54
|
|
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F: I’m just ready enough to see my dead son
|
01:54
|
|
|
F: you’re not from the underworld even I have a reputation to uphold here no one knows you
|
01:55
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| joe king |
|
d: uh excuse me i have a HUGE reputation to uphold
|
01:56
|
| Agares |
|
F: on the surface you do
|
01:56
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| joe king |
|
d: my dad would kill me if he knew i went to hell.....
|
01:56
|
| Agares |
|
F: yeah well you’re here. You’re in hell extremely hungover in satan’s house
|
01:57
|
| joe king |
|
d: fuck i have work today too
|
01:57
|
|
|
d: gets phone and calls someone hello. something came up. yes im attending a friends funeral you dont need me today thats good ok bye.
|
01:58
|
| Agares |
|
F: welcome to the life of skipping work
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01:58
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| joe king |
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d: falls on tablle
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01:58
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d: adrian will be ecstatic he thinks my job is going to be the death of me
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01:59
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| Agares |
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F: if you work too hard yeah. My team loves me I call at like 12pm being like hay soz for not showing up for that meeting today party rocked a little too hard last night and they’ll tell me okay and hang up
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02:01
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| joe king |
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d: god i wish i could do that
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02:02
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| Agares |
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F: have you ever tried
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02:03
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| joe king |
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d: no. but your own dad isnt your boss
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02:03
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| Agares |
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F: true. I am the boss
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02:03
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F: if you think about it I’m your death boss your judgement mommy sorry I’m exhausted
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02:04
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| joe king |
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d: excuse me
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02:04
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d: well. do you think im going to hell
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02:05
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| Agares |
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F🈚️resounding yes
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02:05
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| joe king |
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EGJTS DB H
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02:05
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| Agares |
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That was supposed to be a colon
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02:05
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| joe king |
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d: when i die im gonna be a shadow and every thing what why :(
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02:06
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max: hmmm no. i noticed that the richer people around here are actually demons. so you have that to look forward yo
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02:06
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| Agares |
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F: maybe not a shadow you could be a demon
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02:06
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| joe king |
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d: yeah that makes me feel so much better
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02:07
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| Agares |
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F: yeah shadows were slaves before I freed them let’s GO stop talking
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02:07
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| joe king |
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d: what did i do that even warrants me being a demon.file paperwork for a living?
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02:08
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d: no i will talk all i like im curious.
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02:08
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| Agares |
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F: (nod)
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02:08
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| joe king |
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d: you cant just tell someone theyre going to hell when they die and refuse to elaborate
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02:08
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| Agares |
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F: you did it as a sad closeted gay man
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02:08
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F: you filed paperwork as a sad closeted gay man
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02:09
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| joe king |
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d: what. im not gay
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02:09
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| Agares |
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F: and you hate your dad
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02:09
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F: and you’re rich that’s a point towards hell
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02:09
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| joe king |
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d: i dont hate my dad hes a very respectable man. and im not gay why does everyone think that
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02:10
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a: whats up you better not mess up my undershirt dev
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02:11
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| Agares |
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F: no you described how you hated your dad so much Phila decided he didn’t exist anymore
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02:11
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| joe king |
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a: i know how you wre about spilling your coffee
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02:12
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d: head in hands
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02:12
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| Agares |
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F: gayass
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02:13
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| joe king |
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a: what prompted this.i swear we could be talking about the weather or something and you or phila would call us gayasses
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02:14
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internet died
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02:15
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| Agares |
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F: Phila’s catchphrase but it rubs off on me you see
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02:16
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| joe king |
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nvm
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02:16
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| Agares |
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F: I’m leaving wonder if Jack brought my car back here he does that for me sometimes what a kind guy leaves the kitchen and goes downstairs quick
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02:16
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| joe king |
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max: wait let me get ed!!!!!!!!!
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02:16
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| Agares |
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F: I know you can do it Max!!
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02:17
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| joe king |
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02:17
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devi
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02:17
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max: comes back with a very tired looking ed
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02:18
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| Agares |
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LMAO
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02:19
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F: in the clown car guys. Pile in honk honk
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02:19
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| joe king |
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ed: what yhe fuck are you talking about.
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02:19
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| Agares |
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F: get in my car. I was being so emo when I woke up I feel fine almost like my kid didn’t die. Guess that’s what happens when you eat waffles for breakfast
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02:21
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| joe king |
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ed: why are you calling it a clown car girl its just a honda civic.
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02:22
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| Agares |
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F: it’s a normal civic to the joker
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02:22
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| joe king |
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ed: what is a joker
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02:23
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| Agares |
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F: a clown
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02:23
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| joe king |
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ed: yeah okay. your honda civic fucking sucks. such a pointless car
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02:24
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| Agares |
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F: a car becomes a clown car when clowns get into it
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02:24
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F: HEY what do you mean it’s pointless it’s for joyriding
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02:24
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| joe king |
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ed: im goingg to joyride your face if you dont shut up
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02:25
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max: no ed.... dont say that you can recover
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02:25
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| Agares |
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F: D : never speak to me again
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02:26
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| joe king |
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ed: i have nothing else to say.
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02:26
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| Agares |
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| ‟ | F: it’s a normal civic to the joker
— Agares, 22.12.2021 02:22 |
I was trying not to laugh at this after rereading it and I thought one of ky parents was trying to use the bathroom turns out my dad is playing 2 am halo
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02:27
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| joe king |
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WETHDWSFGRFHH
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02:27
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a: hey friend do you wanna see how gay i am.
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02:27
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| Agares |
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F: not in my car. Why is everyone sexually assaulting me I actually feel good for once
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02:28
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| joe king |
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a: yea u cant anyway thats private. weirdo.
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02:29
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max: assaulting?
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02:29
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| Agares |
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F: someone threatening to joyride my face or someone saying they will show me how gay they are is strange
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02:30
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| joe king |
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max: well ed meant it in a destruction way you know like fuck up your face :D
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02:32
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| Agares |
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F: please stop
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02:32
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| joe king |
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max: and i think adrian is just trying to find an excuse to kiss men in public and play it as a joke. am i right
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02:32
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a: sure on the money
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02:33
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| Agares |
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F: Sonder said he wouldn’t be awake for long he’s probably already passed back out I’m not going to see my son because of you (sob)
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02:33
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| joe king |
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a: would you want to see your son in the state hes in
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02:35
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| Agares |
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F: crying yeah I’d see him in any state….
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02:36
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F: rather than never
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02:36
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| joe king |
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a: oh friend i had this idea but i needed to run it by you first
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02:37
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a: i was really serious about taking your son to therapy my friend tanya knows a really good therapist in verdens that can help him
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02:38
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| Agares |
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F: so they can tell him he’s sick and give him pills to ‘help’?
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02:38
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F: don’t
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02:39
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| joe king |
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a: yes
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02:39
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a: well. im gonna ask phila about it he is kinda fucked up
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02:39
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| Agares |
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F: he probably wonders where I am and he probably heard Sonder call me and he thinks that I didn’t try to come falls to knees crying on conkret maybe he’d tell a therapist about that and they’d tell him I’m a horrible mother
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02:40
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| joe king |
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a: makes me wish i was a licensed therapist so i could help that poor kid
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02:40
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CONKRET?
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02:40
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| Agares |
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Conkret
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02:40
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I mean concrete
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02:40
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| joe king |
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a: what if hes still up
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02:40
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| Agares |
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F: then we need to go
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02:41
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| joe king |
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a: youre the one crying on the ground right now were all just waiting on miss friend......
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02:41
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max:*playing with le windows*
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02:42
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| Agares |
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F: okay.. okay gets in normal civic and drives to shadow infirmary thingie
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02:42
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| joe king |
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max: friend maybe you should attend therapy with phila?
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02:43
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| Agares |
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F: he’s not attending therapy.
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02:43
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| joe king |
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ed: does the joker go to therapy
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02:44
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| Agares |
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F: he’s not mentally ill I promise. We talk to each other about all of our problems and he also has Sonder a professional does not need to be in this situation
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02:45
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| joe king |
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a: yea okay.
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02:46
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| Agares |
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P: oopurple.Friend?! FRIEND!! Come here now hey it’s me
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02:47
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F: Phila!! Baby I’m glad you’re okay hugs him
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02:48
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P: yea I’m fine I’ve been telling Sonder that he wouldn’t let me walk home,,take me home please
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02:49
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| joe king |
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ed: this is so sad bro
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02:49
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| Agares |
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F: I can’t take you home :( not yet I’m sorry dearie
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02:50
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P: awe I wanna go home is it night still
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02:51
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F: no it’s 8 in the morning
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02:51
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P: no way.. I’m sleepy though :( oh it’s morning have you taken your girl pills yet
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02:52
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F: no I haven’t yet I will though
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02:53
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| joe king |
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a: phila how do you feel about alittle outing. to therapy
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02:53
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| Agares |
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P: who are youoh. I remember I forgot your name though. Why would I go to therapy? Theyd probably kill me I don’t trust them
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02:54
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P: Friend have you had breakfast
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02:56
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F: ..yes? Waffles
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02:56
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P: ..good it’s important
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02:57
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P: hey guy who’s name I can’t remember.Have you ever heard of Robert? I think if I tell you his story you might understand me a little better jusr a tiny bit
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02:58
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| joe king |
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a: sigh adrian
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02:58
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| Agares |
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P: yeah but what about Robert you ever heard of him
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02:59
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F: Phila please why
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02:59
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P: Well Robert’s got a quick hand he’ll look around the room he won’t tell you his plan he’s got a rolled cigarette hanging out his mouth he’s a cowboy kid he found a Friend covers his mouth did that help Adrian
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03:02
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F: I can’t believe this you die and wake up and one of the very first things you do is sssssushhgggggggg
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03:03
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P: sorry. I don’t want to go to therapy
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03:04
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P: you guys wanna see this funny meme I saw it when I opened my phone and couldn’t stop laughing. holds up phone ahahah aaahhahhahhehh oh my god. I don’t even kneo what’s happenin it’s just a silly kitty you know haha
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03:09
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03:10
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| joe king |
|
I thought you were flipping mw off becsuse i went to sleep
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09:37
|
| Agares |
|
No he saved that picture on his phone like 8 times because he wanted to make sure it worked
|
10:05
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| joe king |
|
a: isnt that a song
|
10:31
|
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a: that is a really old song. you would not have been born when that came out you would have been a onion head
|
10:32
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| Agares |
|
Huh
|
10:33
|
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What is the song
|
10:34
|
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OH PUMPED UP KICKS
|
10:35
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I thought you were talking about the cat picture and I was like uhh I got that from an article named Cats Who Are Being Total Jerks, Just Because
|
10:36
|
| joe king |
|
qrtyfweetgfsaeffgj
|
11:03
|
| Agares |
|
Are we continuing right now or did you send from last night
|
11:05
|
| joe king |
|
i just said it because i wanted to say onion head
|
11:52
|
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so partial continuation
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11:52
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| Agares |
|
Lol
|
11:53
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P: just because it’s old doesn’t erase all the times I listened to it on the bus. How young do you even think I am?
|
23:31
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| joe king |
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a: eight
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23:39
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| Agares |
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P: oh. Guess I am kind of short maybe my voice is scweaky but I am 14
|
23:40
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I know how to spell squeaky it’s for effect
|
23:41
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| joe king |
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a: yeah im just trying to keep you alert and coherent so your mom doesnt freak out
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23:42
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a: ive been provoking her all morning
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23:43
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| Agares |
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P: provoking her? Well yeah it’s before 9 and she’s awake of course you’ve been provoking her you woke her up
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23:44
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| joe king |
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a: if i didnt wake her up she wouldnt be here,so
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23:45
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| Agares |
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F: yeah.. well. while you’re awake. I do want to apologize to you gets on knees eye level with Phila I’m sorry. I’ve been a horrible mother. I failed you because you trusted me and I couldn’t raise you right I just messed you up ;(
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23:47
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P: what…… huh? Say that again
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23:48
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F: I’m sososoososo sorry I can’t give you what you need to be happy and now you might never be because you died and you’re a shadow and I did that to you..
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23:49
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P: uh.. well.. who said anything like that? I get everything I need to be happy
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23:50
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F: Adrian talked to me in the hospital said I was neglecting you and I think he’s right
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23:51
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P: who’s he to make you so upset? Is this what you meant when you said you were provoking her Adrian?????? You were lying to her making her feel bad
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23:52
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P: look at this mom. Look at it pulls mask from behind him and sets it in his lap this is my mask, my perfect mask. The one I’ve been waiting for. It’s perfect forged by perfect hands just for my sorry insignificant soul. It’s beautiful. My body could never be like this, so perfect …….so .so perfect…..yeah
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23:58
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Thursday, 23. December 2021 |
| Agares |
|
Hello? Is there piss or is this just water
|
00:12
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This message has been removed.
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00:26
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| joe king |
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i gell very asleep
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03:51
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| Agares |
|
Geez
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06:45
|
| joe king |
|
what :(
|
11:48
|
| Agares |
|
You sent 4 messages and then fell asleep
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13:26
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| joe king |
|
it happens
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13:50
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i fell asleep and accidentally listened to the entire franz ferdinand discography too.
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13:51
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| Agares |
|
I listened to dinosaurchestra and didn’t make it past ultimate showdown
|
13:51
|
| joe king |
|
i woke up to do you want to blasting in my ear
|
13:53
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I
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23:31
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Am prepared
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23:31
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Sorry i fell asleep at phila monologue
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23:31
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| Agares |
|
Good
|
23:31
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P: ughh…. Maybe I should sleep
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23:32
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| joe king |
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a: you think so
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23:33
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| Agares |
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F: WAIT Phila something else puts hands on Phila’s shoulders and shakes him a little bit to try to stop him from nodding off but he’s kind of just limp lol I need you to tell me if this is a good place for your funeral
|
23:34
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F: scrolls through the pictures of Radon so he can see
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23:35
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P: damn…. That a cave? No light
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23:35
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F: yeah
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23:36
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| joe king |
|
max: OR you could have a normal funeral with a casket and we can bring flowers and read your obituary and stuff : D
|
23:37
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| Agares |
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P: lays down I’ll kill myself if that happens…
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23:38
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| joe king |
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ed: no max thatd be fucked up hed witness his own funeral. thats insanely fucked
|
23:38
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| Agares |
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F: what would you put in the casket? Him? He’s literally alive
|
23:39
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| joe king |
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max: yes... but wed let him out when he woke up
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23:39
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max: also hes UNDEAD!
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23:39
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d: too hungover for this shit :(
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23:39
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| Agares |
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P: I’m undead :D …zzz…zzzzz
|
23:40
|
| joe king |
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a: i gotta go friend
|
23:42
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| Agares |
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F: go where
|
23:42
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| joe king |
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a: out. Of here
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23:43
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a: being reminded of weird shit
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23:43
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| Agares |
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F: Aw well don’t you wanna come to the funeral? It’s a huge party no sad death stuff you don’t even have to attend cleanup
|
23:43
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| joe king |
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a: uh
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23:43
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a: are you sure. no sad death stuff
|
23:44
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| Agares |
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F: Nope! A few people saying sorry for your lost and best wishes from your loss but that’s it probably
|
23:45
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| joe king |
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a: i cannot turn down a good party but i hope youre right
|
23:47
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a: i feel my first panic attack of the 21st century coming on
|
23:47
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| Agares |
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F: Just focus on how sick the party’s gonna be and from what I can tell there’s no not partying in Radon doesn’t seem like you get mental space to think about anything real
|
23:49
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| joe king |
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a: perfect
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23:51
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ed: sounds. Terrifying.
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23:51
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| Agares |
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F: a bit better than Turnpike at least you’re wanting to drink because it’s fun and not because everything is dirty and you lost money gambling
|
23:53
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| joe king |
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a: yeah i lost 3 dollars gambling and i wanted to blow up the entire casino
|
23:54
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| Agares |
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F: you’re more like the rest of the underworld than you think
|
23:54
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| joe king |
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d: dont say that
|
23:55
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| Agares |
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F: hey Sonder do you wanna go up north with me for the funeral?
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23:56
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S: What? No from how you described it it sounds horrible for me personally. Also who’s even watching Phila
|
23:56
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F: well I mean… you could….. it’s not like he’ll be causing trouble just sleeping isn’t he cute sleeping? All you have to do is make sure he eats and drinks water (pleadingface)
|
23:57
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S: I. I have to work. Seriously
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23:57
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| joe king |
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ed: youre right friend. he looks like a homicidal little demon
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23:58
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Friday, 24. December 2021 |
| Agares |
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F: Phila drools it’s disgusting when you have to sleep in the same bed as him but otherwise it’s adorable he’s just like a little baby
|
00:00
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| joe king |
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ed: . :)
|
00:01
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| Agares |
|
S: well I guess since you definitely won’t find anyone else because you never do I’ll do my best to take care of him around work and other things but I’m making him follow my rules and if anything goes wrong because I couldn’t watch him it’s on you
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00:04
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F: sounds good one stipulation don’t hurt him or even scare him that bad
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00:05
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S: I wouldn’t in the first place Friend
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00:05
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| joe king |
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a: do what you need to shadow bri
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00:05
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bro
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00:05
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| Agares |
|
S: well I would scare him if he wasn’t in such a fragile state right now if I did that it could have a lasting affect on him. People are very pliable at this stage of afterlife
|
00:08
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| joe king |
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a: really
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00:09
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a: when i died i just walked home do you think that plied me in some fucked up way
|
00:10
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| Agares |
|
S: I have no idea, I’m not an expert just experienced this isn’t a science. I mean you never got broken in the way other shadows do
|
00:11
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| joe king |
|
a: ?
|
00:11
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a: what do you mean by broken
|
00:12
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| Agares |
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S: broken in like you never learned to use your shadow powers imagine you are standing on a lake thinly covered in ice other shadows got face first dunked into the water instantly but you have barely cracked the ice
|
00:13
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| joe king |
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a: hm
|
00:13
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| Agares |
|
S: seems like you developed a system for dealing with your hunger that isn’t so violent. maybe you should document that and give it to the people in charge of the hfs program
|
00:15
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| joe king |
|
a: oh uh yeah i dont think so i think i just started micro dosing on life force or whatever
|
00:16
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a: like devi probably has 0.2% less life right now but its enough to keep me alive so shrug
|
00:16
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a: ever since you guys TOLD ME i was SUPPOSED to be being like some kind of vampire though the bloodlust is hard to ignore.so thanks for that
|
00:17
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| Agares |
|
S: yeah you’re such an sds. You’ve been like that before a hfs certification and a legal sds existed
|
00:18
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| joe king |
|
a: excuse me what did you just call me
|
00:18
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| Agares |
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S: a surface dwelling shadow. Politically correct term replacing surfie but used in everyday speech more so for someone who is human friendly shadow certified and decides to officially live on the surface
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00:20
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| joe king |
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a: sure
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00:23
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d: well adrian just so you know youre free to suck me dry any time.
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00:24
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ed: STOP TALKING
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00:24
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ed: ALL OF YOU
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00:24
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| Agares |
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F: my kid’s in the room
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00:24
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| joe king |
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d: not what i meant.
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00:24
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d: i meant in a life way you are free to suck the life out of me.
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00:25
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a: really :]
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00:25
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| Agares |
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S: Ed’s right you might need to stop speaking
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00:25
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| joe king |
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d: yeah of course we are best friends
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00:26
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d: sorry.
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00:26
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d: is it not allowed for humans to consent to evil shadow things.
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00:26
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| Agares |
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F: it’s encouraged but not like that.
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00:26
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| joe king |
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d: like what
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00:27
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a: like in a way where if a certain someone was awake theyd call you a gayass
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00:27
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| Agares |
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P: mumbles in sleep gayass……………..
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00:28
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| joe king |
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a: see.
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00:28
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a: if i wasnt on the receiving end of your offer i wouldve told us to get a room
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00:29
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d: dont know what any of you are talking about just trying to help a friend out.
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00:29
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| Agares |
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F: at least you’re learning to see from other people’s perspectives
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00:29
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F: well. Since Phila’s asleep I guess it’s time to go and stop disturbing all of these other shadows who just got here
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00:31
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| joe king |
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ed: yeah im so glad im not going to hell.
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00:31
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| Agares |
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F: plays with Phila’s hair and kisses him on the forehead I love you. I hope you forgive me, sleep well dearie
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00:32
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| joe king |
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max: Yeah i think after this bad dream im gonna read my bible and pray every day
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00:32
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| Agares |
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F: that’s good practice even if you are in hell. I don’t think the hell in the Bible is really how most people interpret it, I don’t think here is where it’s talking about
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00:33
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| joe king |
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ed: yep all sounds like weird fanfiction now. next im gonna find out god is some weird little androgyne who has trouble tying his shoes or some thing
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00:36
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| Agares |
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F: I only ask god to help make life manageable, not good but manageable. All I ask is that I can go another day where I can control myself and I am tested all the time but I guess that’s what I need. I always had the option to get better I just never saw it.
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00:38
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| joe king |
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a: maybe god doesnt like you. since youre satan
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00:39
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a: or maybe god just doesnt have the divine power to change things for you even though he might want to
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00:39
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| Agares |
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F: heaven’s reaper doesn’t text me back god doesn’t have to speak for those who are listening to hear his voice
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00:40
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S: oh my god can you change the subject? Or leave?
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00:41
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| joe king |
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a: touchy subject huh.lets go
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00:42
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| Agares |
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F: yeah no point conversing with him let’s go I gotta call Azeri
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00:43
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F: walks back to car, gets in and puts head down on the wheel
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00:44
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Probably asleep buh dum tss
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00:47
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| joe king |
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No i fdid
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00:56
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For a lkttle
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00:56
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Im reawoken
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00:57
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anyway theu get back in the car with her
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00:57
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max: you dont have to wait on us this time : D
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00:57
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| Agares |
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F: thanks
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00:57
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F: I can’t believe. Sorry no death stuff
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00:58
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| joe king |
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a: so what do people do up north. can shadows do ecstasy
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00:59
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| Agares |
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F: ehhh up north there are people who work in mines that’s about it
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01:00
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F: shadows can do drugs like any normal human I believe
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01:01
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| joe king |
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a: and party hard apparently. cool
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01:01
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d: you arent planning on doing drugs again are you :(
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01:01
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a: just curious
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01:01
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| Agares |
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F: I’ve never done ecstasy or any drug really my hands are clean
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01:03
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| joe king |
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ed: idk if i trust you.
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01:03
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| Agares |
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F: that’s sweet. You’re in a car with me
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01:04
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F: I’m not lying to you people have done drugs around me..on me. but I’ve never indulged myself
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01:05
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F: I used to not drink either
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01:06
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| joe king |
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a: on you?
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01:06
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a: what like snort coke off you it happens
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01:06
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a: i have had at least 4 joints rolled over my forehead in my life.like im weed jesus
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01:07
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ed: like youre big foreheaded
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01:07
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a: : /
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01:08
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| Agares |
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F: well I never really asked what it was but coke fits the description yeah
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01:08
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F: okay welcome back to the mansion I have to get dressed for the announcement
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01:09
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| joe king |
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max: do we?
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01:09
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| Agares |
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F: not unless you wanna be on stage
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01:09
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| joe king |
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a: no thanks
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01:09
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d: should i be? i mean im pretty prestigious on the surface but does anyone really know me here. i had a pretty nasty aunt die when i was younger maybe she’d recognize me here
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01:10
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| Agares |
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F: no
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01:11
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F: you can if you want you shouldn’t be.
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01:11
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| joe king |
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d: well...you know i think my dad would be pretty proud if he saw me onstage representing the nilsen corporation even if it was in hell
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01:12
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d: why not.
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01:12
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| Agares |
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F: okay straighten yourself up try to look like you didn’t throw up this morning I’m going to get dressed myself
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01:13
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| joe king |
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d: how do you know i threw up. If i threw up or not
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01:13
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| Agares |
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F: Adrian is wearing my shirt
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01:14
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| joe king |
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d: well only cause i had to borrow his.maybe i just like wearing his clothes dont jump to conclusions
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01:15
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a: thats even worse.he threw up EVERYWHERE dont worry friend
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01:15
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a: it was on the ceiling and everything
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01:16
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d: im going to show you how it feels to die twice
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01:16
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| Agares |
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F: have fun gay men she gets dressed and comes out in a suit and full done makeup what do you guys think I need to have this suit refitted but it still looks fine
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01:17
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| joe king |
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max: obviously pret a porter but good for the occasion
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01:18
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max: 8/10 from me :3
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01:18
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| Agares |
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F: yeah this was a gift to me from.. some people
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01:19
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F: some people who didn’t know my measurements
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01:19
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| joe king |
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d: um friend well. I broke something of yours on accident
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01:21
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a: why you never roughhouse with the adrianator 9000
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01:21
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| Agares |
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F: yeah my kid’s dead it’s fine
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01:21
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F: oh what did you break sorry
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01:21
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| joe king |
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d: i broke a picture of the little suited one
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01:21
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| Agares |
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F: WALLY??? YOU BROKE A PICTURE OF WALLY??? I DONT HAVE A LOT OF THOSE :(
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01:22
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| joe king |
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a: WE broke a picture of wally. taking the credit for everything jeez
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01:23
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a: i can sneak another one if you like sure its not that hard
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01:23
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w: what. Are you all talking about
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01:23
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| Agares |
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F: no it’s okay
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01:23
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| joe king |
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a: gets flip phone out and takes a picture
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01:23
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w: blinks
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01:24
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a: yeah. see.
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01:24
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| Agares |
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F: don’t leak that anywhere Adrian
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01:24
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F: especially on the surface
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01:24
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| joe king |
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a: well the only person who will see it is a walmart employee when i go to make copies
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01:25
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a: whats your address ill mail it to you. teleport the mailman to hell and everything
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01:25
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| Agares |
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F: :| if I wasn’t so nice I’d kill you for breaking the rules
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01:25
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| joe king |
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w: i really could kill you right now
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01:26
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a: aw. try me
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01:26
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| Agares |
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F: usually Phila’s the one that releases candid material without asking me first
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01:27
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| joe king |
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d: no remember friend knocked you out last night
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01:27
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a: no way. i just thought i took a really random nap
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01:27
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w: gets out box cutter
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01:28
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a: ok no picture ill delete it
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01:28
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| Agares |
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F: alright let’s go Devi are you ready
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01:28
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| joe king |
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d: .....well no do you have any more suits
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01:29
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d: im not accustomed to wearing anything not tailored to me but it will have to work today
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01:29
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| Agares |
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F: god. I hate rich people so much
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01:29
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F: just wear Adrian’s clothes no one cares
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01:30
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| joe king |
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max: hmm. no.friend and you are both pretty small and even a bit curvy
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01:30
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d: really.
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01:30
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| Agares |
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F: thanks for calling me small I have gained weight
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01:31
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| joe king |
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d: im not being seen in a plain t shirt hand me your jacket.
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01:31
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a: takes off jacket and hands it to devi this must be pissing you off so hard
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01:31
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a: its actually good for you being humbled is a good thing. plus we’re in hell it would have happened sooner or later
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01:32
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| Agares |
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F: tie? holds up dark gray tie
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01:33
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| joe king |
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a: hell yes
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01:33
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w: are you having the funeral already
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01:33
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| Agares |
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F: no we’re going up north for the funeral
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01:34
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| joe king |
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w: phila must be so happy.this is probably the equivalent of a birthday to him. he needs to be assassinated
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01:34
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| Agares |
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F: this is better than a birthday it’s like he just hit drinking age or something
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01:35
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| joe king |
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w: im going to go get my friends on the surface
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01:35
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| Agares |
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F: are you bringing Laik
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01:35
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| joe king |
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w: of course hed have a fit if i didnt...youre going to radon arent you
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01:36
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w: he will love it there
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01:36
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| Agares |
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F: well for the fashion and pretty lights maybe but I thought we were going to be drinking pretty hardcore the whole time I don’t think he’d like that much would he?
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01:37
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| joe king |
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a: adrian will be drinking pretty hardcore
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01:38
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w: hmm. dont care
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01:38
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w: ill meet you all there. you points at adrian youre on thin ice step out of line ill have you executed
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01:38
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a: shrug
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01:38
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| Agares |
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F: you got on the bad side of both of my kids see they don’t like you they will not let you take them to therapy
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01:39
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| joe king |
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a: i dont think they have a good side
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01:39
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a: which is exactly why they need therapy
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01:40
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| Agares |
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F: Aw no Phila’s really caring you know how he insisted on knowing if I ate breakfast he tries to make sure I take care of myself and Wally. Well he’s uh. He cleans that’s helpful he brings his nice boyfriend over and he also cleans
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01:42
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F: Wally keeps everyone on their toes let’s just say that
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01:43
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| joe king |
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a: philas just a suckup and wallys probably got oh cee dee
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01:43
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| Agares |
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F: people diagnose me and my kids with mental disorders all the time you’re just like everyone else sorry you thought you had some secret insider knowledge
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01:44
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| joe king |
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a: there is no secret insider knowledge ive just been with your family since last night and noticed things
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01:44
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| Agares |
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F: and Phila’s not a suck up do you call caring about someone being a suck up he stays up all night sometimes with me because he can’t sleep because I have to stay up stressed about work
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01:45
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| joe king |
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a: he just wants to be like you. very much kissing ass
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01:46
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| Agares |
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F: so? I’m his mom he should want to be like me I’m the only person who ever seemed to pay him any mind
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01:46
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| joe king |
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a: yeah both of you are extremely codependent
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01:47
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a: see im allowed to be codependent with this guy throws his arm around devi because were actually not. if i just decided i hate him or what ever he can just go back to his lousy little office job and if he decided to hate me i would just be a lonely little shadow forever. what ever
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01:48
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a: you two just dont accept your fates and end up making some thing worse
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01:48
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d: i would never hate you:(
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01:49
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a: i know
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01:49
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t need him. And yes he needs me but again I’m his mom
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01:49
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| joe king |
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a: you do need him. cause hes the only guy giving you any real validation
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01:49
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| Agares |
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F: oh I get validated so much. Validation leaks out of my ass. I need to get up on that stage and have people feel sorry for me
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01:50
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| joe king |
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max: D:
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01:50
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a: yeah but theyre much more distant than say your son
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01:51
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| Agares |
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F: they shouldn’t feel sorry for me I’m a millionaire I don’t feel bad when millionaire’s sons die I kill millionaires’ sons
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01:52
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F: I can pay to disappear and wallow in despair in my own time and it wouldn’t affect anything
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01:53
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| joe king |
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d: you gonna kill me
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01:54
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| Agares |
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F: not right now in the limo guys.
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01:54
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| joe king |
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d: thatd be a bit hypocritical. you’re probably worth more than me
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01:54
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| Agares |
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F: no probably I’m worth more than you
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01:55
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F: even with my kid fleecing me every month for energy drinks and video games
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01:56
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| joe king |
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a: but you hate rich people so much......you ARE the rich people
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01:57
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| Agares |
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F: I know I’m so lost
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01:57
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| joe king |
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max: hmm i agree. just accept your place as an annoying richy thats what i did
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01:57
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| Agares |
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F: I am an annoying richy but it stands against everything I’ve built my personality and opinions off of
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01:58
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| joe king |
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a: you might not have much of a personality then
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01:58
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| Agares |
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F: yeah yeah well I was raised by an evil shadow who didn’t let me express free will and even so I forgot all of that so lol.
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01:59
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| joe king |
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a: aw low blow. heres the part where i tell you and your entire family to go to therapy again
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02:00
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a: is that why your son is so weary around me. he thinks im an evil shadow
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02:00
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a: or excuse me nephew what ever
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02:00
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| Agares |
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F: yeah he’s only recently socialized I’m the evil shadow he was afraid of originally
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02:01
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| joe king |
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a: socialized? did you domesticate this kid.
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02:02
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| Agares |
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F: I was a poor girl just trying to get by spray painting on government buildings and living life how i please without the law in the way now come to learn I grew up in a mansion. Surrounded by other mansions. I went to a fucking private school my family had dinner in a big dining room with fancy plates and fancy cups and fancy forks.
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02:03
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| joe king |
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d: hey me too
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02:04
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a: crazy to think maybe you two are strangely alike
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02:05
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| Agares |
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F: now I feel like a fraud because I thought I got here on my own but I was probably raised to get rich or stay rich or whatever that’s probably all I was taught in school and that’s the only reason I knew how to do it
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02:06
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F: but I also feel like a fraud rich person because I was raised rich with rich friends but I still don’t know what anything is I don’t know the dialect rich people use or why they talk about fancy gadgets the way they do
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02:07
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| joe king |
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d: we were just raised that way ...on the surface any way
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02:08
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d: dont know about upperclass demons
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02:08
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| Agares |
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F: it’s about the same except everyone is very openly an alcoholic
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02:09
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| joe king |
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d: well not much different from the surface then
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02:09
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d: my dad has a drinking problem as well
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02:09
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| Agares |
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F: you’ll be at a party you aren’t supposed to be drinking at and someone will come up to you and be like hey did you forget your flask don’t worry we can share it’s fucking insane
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02:10
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F: I think my parents probably did
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02:10
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| joe king |
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a: damn i should get rich.lets do some prince and the pauper shit dev
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02:11
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ed: that wouldnt work devi is like 2 feet tall.
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02:11
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d: ...do you think i am a smurf
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02:11
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| Agares |
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F: oh look we’re at the stage eheh time to get out and say hi to everyone
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02:12
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| joe king |
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d: HVA
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02:12
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max: gosh im so nervous... but ok ^.^
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02:13
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| Agares |
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F: walks up on stage after posing for a few pictures hello everyone. It’s a short announcement so I won’t be long. Not very complicated but personal. Prince Phila died in the hospital last night. There’s nothing they could’ve done for him. You won’t see him up here for a while probably but he is fine and will be rejoining me for announcements as soon as he recovers. He’s finally one of us and not a human
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02:16
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| joe king |
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a: WOOO SHADOW BRO ONE OF US
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02:17
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| Agares |
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F: we are throwing the funeral in Radon if you would like to attend. Clean up is not required if you attend the party. Thank you and I’m sure I can give a collective get well soon from the underworld to Prince Phila
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02:19
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F: have a good day everyone walks off stage waving
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02:21
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| joe king |
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a: peaces out
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02:22
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d: that was terrible why would you interrupt her speech like that
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02:23
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a: i was being her hype man
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02:23
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| Agares |
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F: it’s fine usually Phila is my hype man he interrupts to give more supporting facts to the things I’m saying
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02:23
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| joe king |
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a: friend do you think im gonna have a bunch of girls on me or a black eye by the end of this party.just gauge my likability with that crowd i cant tell
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02:24
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| Agares |
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F: I have no idea about up north as far as I’ve heard all the girls are housewives but if a place like radon exists I guess not
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02:25
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| joe king |
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a: im cool with guys too
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02:25
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| Agares |
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F: I know (unamused)
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02:26
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| joe king |
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a: just yknow being a chick magnet is whats expected of me. being a dude magnet is reserved for dev
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02:27
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| Agares |
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F: NO INTERVIEWS TODAY GUYS! SORRY shoos people away
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02:27
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| joe king |
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d: i am not magnetizing any dudes.
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02:27
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d: FEEL FREE TO INTERVIEW ME. IF YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT THE INNER WORKINGS OF BANKING OR POLITICS ASK ME.
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02:28
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| Agares |
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camera people all go away
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02:28
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| joe king |
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a: see.there are so many guys that think thats hot
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02:28
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a: i can think of someone right now even
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02:28
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| Agares |
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F: stop talking let’s go to Radon how do you want to get there
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02:29
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| joe king |
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max: road trip? well only if you and adrian dont get into another emotional sparring match trying to see whos got it worse you know....
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02:30
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| Agares |
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F: we can take the limo that way it’s kind of like we can party on our way there too
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02:30
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| joe king |
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a: we’ve both got it pretty bad im just nice,fun and attractive about it
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02:30
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ed: LIMOOOOO HELL YEA
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02:30
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| Agares |
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F: back in the limo gets in
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02:31
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Do you want to just skip to when they get there
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02:31
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| joe king |
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shore
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02:31
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| Agares |
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they are going through some sort of strange rainbow tunnel into an inclosed parking deck
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02:32
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F: what the hell
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02:33
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| joe king |
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ed: the fuck are we in wilky wokka
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02:33
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| Agares |
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F: I did not know about the led tunnel
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02:33
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| joe king |
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d: pouring a drink
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02:33
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| Agares |
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F: hey there’s no sun here we can just pretend like it’s night and drink whenever
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02:34
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| joe king |
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d: do people only specifically drink at night here.
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02:35
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| Agares |
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F: well we don’t drink much at 3 pm
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02:36
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| joe king |
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a: sometimes he wakes up and makes him self a drink
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02:36
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| Agares |
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F: that’s a line I try to not cross generally only if I’m hungover and can’t take it
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02:37
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F: I don’t know if it actually works or not
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02:38
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F: okay out of the limo time to find Wally and whoever he brought
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02:38
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| joe king |
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max: yayyy:3
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02:39
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| Agares |
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they walk through another rainbow tunnel into the main city
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02:40
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F: wooowwww the buildings are so tall for this being in a mountain
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02:40
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| joe king |
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I died
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11:15
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| Agares |
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I see
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11:15
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Saturday, 25. December 2021 |
| Agares |
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F: hmmm so where would Wally be
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00:57
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F: probably in a bar somewhere if I were to guess
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00:57
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| joe king |
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Max: there are bars in hell thats crazy!!!
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00:59
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| Agares |
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F: was that sarcasm I already said that all the rich people are alcoholics
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01:00
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| joe king |
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A: i imagine bars are like a hotspot in hell. If you were dante in dantes inferno wouldnt you want to take a break from the ninth circle at the bar
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01:00
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Max: have you ever read dantes inferno
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01:00
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A: no.
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01:00
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| Agares |
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F: there are also lots of arcades here I was honestly surprised when I learned that they barely exist on the surface anymore
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01:01
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| joe king |
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Ed: ARCADES i havent been to a arcade since i was young..
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01:02
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| Agares |
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F: welp. Time to check literally everywhere walks into random bar
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01:03
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| joe king |
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Internet died
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01:03
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| Agares |
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It’s back
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01:04
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| joe king |
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(grimacingface)
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01:04
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Yes but very slow
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01:04
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| Agares |
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F: uhh has anyone seen a short guy with no horns in a suit and a kid who looked like he had never seen lights before?
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01:06
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| joe king |
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A: strange description
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01:10
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| Agares |
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F: how would you describe them
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01:10
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| joe king |
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A: small pathetic man
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01:10
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This message has been removed.
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01:11
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| Agares |
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This message has been removed.
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01:12
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This message has been removed.
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01:13
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This message has been removed.
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01:15
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| joe king |
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FREE ME
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01:19
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Am i free.
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01:19
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Mo
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01:19
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Why
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01:19
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| Agares |
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FREEDOM
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01:21
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| joe king |
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Free
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01:23
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| Agares |
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F: if you saw Laik’s reaction to anything here you’d understand what I mean his eyes get all wide like he’s never seen normal things before here he’d be spinning around looking at all the lights like he didn’t know what they were
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01:23
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| joe king |
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Didnt mean to delete that its just so broken
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01:23
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| Agares |
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Lol
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01:24
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| joe king |
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a: yeah. hes a human what would you do if you were a human and went to some weird little raver town in actual literal hell
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01:26
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a: havent been to a rave in so long hope theyre more or less the same now
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01:26
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| Agares |
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F: little by what standards? I’ve never stayed at a rave very long I don’t know how to operate in that environment you’re going to have to help me
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01:27
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| joe king |
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a: it would be an honor
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01:27
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a: to watch you squirm and writhe under the cruel black light
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01:28
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| Agares |
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F: yeah I can’t see anything here it’s all blacklight
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01:28
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| joe king |
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a: did you know itll highlight all your scars
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01:28
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a: look holds up hand with a little scar on it
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01:29
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| Agares |
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F: is that from anything particular or just a normal scar
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01:29
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| joe king |
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a: who knows. not me
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01:30
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| Agares |
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I never lost control you’re face to face with the man who sold the world
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01:30
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| joe king |
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?
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01:30
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Are you ok
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01:30
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| Agares |
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David bowie
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01:31
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That’s the. That’s the lyric
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01:31
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| joe king |
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Oh idk i never listened to david bowie
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01:31
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| Agares |
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F: hm well holds up gloved hand well guess I can’t see
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01:32
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| joe king |
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a: would be a shame if anyone who cut themselves ended up here. right
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01:33
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| Agares |
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F: ahahahah yyeaahhhhhh. We need to find Wally before he tries to beat someone up
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01:34
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| joe king |
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d: is that him? points at a small pathetic man
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01:34
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w: i will fucking kill you. no one will find your body.
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01:35
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| Agares |
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F: WALLY
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01:35
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| joe king |
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random shadow: what the hell man im just trying to relax
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01:35
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| Agares |
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L: Friend thank goodness you’re here. Help
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01:35
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| joe king |
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w: youre off the hook for now.
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01:36
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w: BUT SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
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01:36
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| Agares |
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F: hey Wally did you get here safe
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01:36
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| joe king |
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w: of course
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01:36
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w: i invited some others but theyre just roaming around seeing the place
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01:37
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| Agares |
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F: some others? Like who are they your friends
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01:37
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| joe king |
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w: yes umm counts on fingers kody, ein, devon, his taco friend siimy, his friend finn, his friend shroomish, her friend menty, and of course aesma was interested. gosh im running out of fingers
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01:39
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w: menty said shes not scared of hell shes already been here. freaky right
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01:39
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| Agares |
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F: I asked Azeri to come but he was busy. I wanted to peer pressure him to rave
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01:40
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| joe king |
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w: the underworlds a pretty gatekeeped place and for someone so normal as her to have ended up here....
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01:40
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| Agares |
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F: Menty’s been here technically but not like around the underworld much I don’t think but I don’t know maybe she had something to do with the Sdi situation back then
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01:41
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F: it was a group of teenagers in toothpick that defeated it
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01:41
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F: so what do you want to go do
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01:43
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| joe king |
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w: well ...... reveals a little line of shot glasses
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01:46
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a: sorry if this is insensitive but what are these names.
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01:46
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a: menty? aesma? siimy?
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01:46
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| Agares |
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F: toothpickian
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01:47
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F: they live in a town named after a toothpick
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01:47
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| joe king |
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a: two glasses of whiskey please on the rocks. okay that makes sense
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01:47
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a: so is it one of those weird tiny towns you can barely spot on maps
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01:47
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| Agares |
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F: it’s not on maps
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01:48
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F: a few particular town citizens make it their duty to remove road signs pointing there
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01:48
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| joe king |
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a: hm. terrifying
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01:49
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a: this sounds like a horror movie town
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01:49
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w: it is!
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01:49
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| Agares |
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F: yeah. Hey do you have any like interesting special drinks I’d like one of those surprise me
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01:50
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| joe king |
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a: here dev hands a glass to devi and drinks like half of his drink in one go
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01:50
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a: order it like a coffee
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01:50
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a: you want a venti vodka with 2 lime shots.
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01:52
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ed: that would kill a man
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01:52
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a: yes,but she is a chick shes safe
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01:52
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| Agares |
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F: gets a strange blue slushee thing with a silly straw well. I got what I asked for I don’t know what this is
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01:53
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| joe king |
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a: cute magarita
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01:53
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w: ugh laik shes pissing me off with her childish antics....lets go.....
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01:54
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| Agares |
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L: what? She hasn’t done anything where are we going it better not be another bar there are art installations all over this place so say this pamphlet
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01:55
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| joe king |
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w: fine ill let you pick...
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01:55
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w: the drink she got its just so kiddy geez... dorsnt she know shes like FIFTY
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01:56
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| Agares |
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L: she asked for something random I mean it’s not like she asked for that specifically and she’s not 50 is she?
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04:05
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| joe king |
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w: shes sixty.
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04:05
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| Agares |
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L: well she doesn’t look it
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04:06
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| joe king |
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w: because shes FUKING DEAD.
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04:06
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| Agares |
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F: you’re wrong on all accounts I’d be 38
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04:06
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| joe king |
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w: fuck you.
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04:07
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a: yawn so wheres the party
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04:07
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| Agares |
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F: i gotta talk to someone about that.
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04:07
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F: usually useful people just stumble upon me so I was kind of counting on that
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04:08
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| joe king |
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a: im just ready to dance with some demon ladys
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04:08
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max: thats surprising i thought you were already in a relationship?
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04:08
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a: what. no i am pathetically single
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04:09
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d: :|
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04:09
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| Agares |
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F: you can be in a relationship and still dance with some women sometimes
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04:09
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| joe king |
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a: im looking for sexy demon women to do sexy dancing with which would be cheating if it wasnt in a single way. complicated but a real truth of life
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04:10
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ed: you are so,so,sad i almost pity you.
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04:12
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a: i was born in a cardboard box too.
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04:12
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| Agares |
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F: I always dance with sexy demon ladies in a single way
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04:13
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F: this drink is so sweet god
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04:13
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F: it practically tastes like sugar you could give this to Laik and he wouldn’t suspect anything
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04:14
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| joe king |
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a: cheers to SEXY DEMON LADIES
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04:14
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max: wouldnt that be succubi you two should watch out
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04:14
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a: its only called succubi,if your a nerd
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04:15
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| Agares |
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F: I think it’s worth it if she’s hot enough
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04:15
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| joe king |
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a: see she gets it. we should be friends friend
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04:16
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| Agares |
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F: looks at Laik who’s staring weird or you like her personality
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04:16
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| joe king |
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w: so disgraceful lets go.
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04:16
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w: however if a hot demon persued me i would give him a chance.
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04:17
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| Agares |
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L: ugh! Your aunt is going through a hard time and you just want to leave her here and you’re talking about cheating on me??!! Please say you’d at least ask first
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04:17
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| joe king |
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w: wait we’re dating.
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04:18
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w: wait what if. YOU were the hot demon.
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04:18
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w: and you died and became a demon,ok.
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04:18
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| Agares |
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L: I don’t die I can’t die before my parents or grandparents
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04:19
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F: made a bad decision moving to toothpick if that’s what you wanted.
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04:19
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| joe king |
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w: hey friend maybe you should find the mayor. hes real fucked up just all around nutcase
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04:20
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| Agares |
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F: what do you mean by that I think you could say that about any underworlder
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04:20
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| joe king |
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w: he wears. Those. does weird litle handglasses thing on his eyes
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04:20
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w: SHADES
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04:21
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w: and hes very brig. hgt
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04:21
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w: i think hes the mayor.
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04:21
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w: or at least a important guy.
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04:21
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| Agares |
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F: hmmm I know the mayor’s name is Vas I- gets cut off
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04:21
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?: Hey!! So sorry if this is weird but I saw you from over there points to the other side of the room and I had to ask what horn paint you use you look fantastic and those contacts????? So bright
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04:22
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F: uhhhhhh hello.. Paint? No. No physical contacts either
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04:23
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?: oh sorry I should probably introduce myself my name is Jenks I mean my name is Jenkin Vas my friends call me Jenks
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04:24
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| joe king |
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a: the guy
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04:25
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| Agares |
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F: Vas? Are you the mayor?
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04:25
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J: OH nononononono that’s my brother
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04:26
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J: I could never
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04:26
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| joe king |
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a: not the guy
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04:26
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a: hey we’re here to throw a funeral. do you know anyone interested in that
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04:26
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| Agares |
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J: interested? Well I’m interested in going. If I’m right looking up close now that’s Leader Friend and Prince Wally isn’t it…….
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04:27
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| joe king |
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w: I HOPE YOU DIE
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04:27
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| Agares |
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F: right on the money
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04:27
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J: Okay well since you’re such important guests do you want to go see Dric? I mean Mayor Vas
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04:28
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J: he’ll get you the best spot
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04:29
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| joe king |
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a: dric. is this a toothpick one
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04:29
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| Agares |
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J: he doesn’t have toothpicks in his office I don’t believe?
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04:29
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| joe king |
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a: ????????
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04:29
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| Agares |
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F: no he was probably born here
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04:30
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| joe king |
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a: another drink please
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04:30
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| Agares |
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J: don’t call him Dric his name is Cendric
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04:30
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| joe king |
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ed: im ed and this is my friend max we own the atom clothing line up on the surface if you like bright colors and bold designs come check us out in verdens.
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04:31
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max: :)
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04:31
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| Agares |
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J: my family owns a fashion brand I design for named Vaspin we also like bright colors and bold designs and you can find us right here in our very own Radon
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04:32
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| joe king |
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ed: really now.
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04:32
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d: you said cendric is the mayor.?
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04:33
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you did not
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04:33
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im tired
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04:33
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devi pre edit got some divine knowledge zapped into his potato brain
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04:34
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| Agares |
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J: yes he’s my big brother and he made this place from the ground up
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04:34
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| ‟ | J: OH nononononono that’s my brother
— Agares, 25.12.2021 04:26 |
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04:34
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He would’ve known that I think
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04:34
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| joe king |
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oh
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04:35
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he did. net zero information
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04:35
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d: ..can i talk to him?
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04:36
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| Agares |
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J: oh course I’ll take you all to his office hopefully he’s not too busy
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04:36
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| joe king |
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a: jeeeez i thought the asskisser part of you crawled off and rotted somewhere in a hole guess not.
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04:36
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d: no. id just like to talk to him and compare his success to mine. being the mayor of a city you built from the ground up is a pretty major feat
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04:37
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a: cough asskisser
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04:38
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| Agares |
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J: he went through a lot of trouble for that and it was hard sometimes but everything is better than it’s ever been. It’s not like my lineage has never taken risks before
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04:38
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J: like the jacket I’m wearing is a Vaspin original design whenever you see a similar looking hood in the south just know my family originated it in conjunction with the movement for social equality for demons with smaller horns
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04:39
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| joe king |
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w: lol
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04:41
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a: what about the dead with nooo horns....
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04:41
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| Agares |
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J: same thing
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04:42
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J: the horn coverings are supported so you aren’t able to tell what someone’s actual horn size is takes off hood to reveal smaller horns see
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04:43
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| joe king |
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a: holy shit
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04:43
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a: did you know i cut off my horns
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04:44
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| Agares |
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J: well I can’t see them so I suppose that would’ve been the only option. Not that I care, I just can’t really see in the dark. Are you a demon?
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04:45
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J: it’s more common among shadows to cut off horns and tail I hope you don’t take this the wrong way I love shadows shadows have never had to wear their masks in Radon
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04:46
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| joe king |
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a: no im a new hybrid no ones recorded yet.
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04:47
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| Agares |
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F: he’s a shadow. takes shot
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04:48
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| joe king |
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w: HES A TRIED AND TRUE SHADOW.
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04:48
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w: HE LEFT HIS MASK ON THE SURFACE LIKE AN IDIOT. I HOPE SOMEONE STEPS ON IT AND CRUSHES IT INTO A MILLION LITTLE PIECES AND ALSO YOU DIE TONIGHT
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04:49
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max: why the violence :(
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04:49
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w: just in a silly little mood.
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04:49
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| Agares |
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F: Phila would tell you you need to drink more to calm down
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04:49
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| joe king |
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w: where is that litle bastard.
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04:49
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| Agares |
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L: that’s horrible
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04:49
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F: you don’t need to worry Wally he can’t really talk to you from here and he’s not coherent enough to argue with you anyway
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04:50
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| joe king |
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w: almost like you. he must be so happy
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04:50
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| Agares |
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F: so happy about what? That he died? Yeah he’s probably happy sobbing nonstop
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04:51
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| joe king |
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w: hes happy hes stupid and dumb like you
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04:52
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w: AND dead like you.
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04:52
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| Agares |
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F: stupid dumb and dead like your mom
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04:52
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| joe king |
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a: sick burn youre gonna have to put some ice on that
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04:52
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| Agares |
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F: Jenks take me away from here
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04:52
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| joe king |
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w: FUCK YOOOOUUUUUUU
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04:52
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| Agares |
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F: he’s going to try to kill in your brother’s city
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04:53
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| joe king |
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w: laik sick em for me ;(
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04:53
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| Agares |
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J: well what happens in Radon stays in Radon you know… adjusts shades ahah
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04:53
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L: I’m not hurting anyone
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04:53
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| joe king |
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a: i love this place. tell your brother im thankful for this haven its like a greek tragedy waiting to happen
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04:54
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| Agares |
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J: tell him yourself follow me walks out of bar
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04:54
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| joe king |
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a:oh shit ok
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04:55
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w: SHOULD I COME WITH OR ARE YOU SCARED OF MURDER
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04:55
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| Agares |
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L: come with us Wally
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04:55
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| joe king |
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w: ok :)
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04:55
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| Agares |
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F: yeah I don’t want you wandering around
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04:56
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| joe king |
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d: so does your brother know anyone else influential? do you two come from an established family or did you build yourself from the ground up
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04:56
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| Agares |
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J: already said we come from a long standing clothing brand
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04:57
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| joe king |
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d: oh yeah right...uh... are you sure thats legitimate
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04:57
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| Agares |
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J: this is the community museum, that’s a club, an aquarium, a club, an arcade, a club arcade well of course it’s legitimate
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04:57
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| joe king |
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ed: you are insane!
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04:58
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d: i mean just a clothing brand really?
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04:58
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| Agares |
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J: yes one with quite a few stores at this point. If you look in the clothes every neck tag has who designed it embroidered at the bottom. Me, Cendric, mom, or if it’s a collaboration or guest design. I think it’s a nice touch
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05:00
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| joe king |
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d: interesting.im actually heir to a company myself
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05:02
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a: yes we get it you are SO RICH AND AWESOME
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05:02
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| Agares |
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J: I grew up on the poverty line now we’re pretty rich but it wasn’t always very profitable doing what we do. Especially when this place wasn’t making any profit. Here’s the place. The town hall
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05:03
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| joe king |
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w: fancy as shit......
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05:04
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| Agares |
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J: do you like the light strips we just got new ones because the old ones weren’t as bright opens door and lets everyone walk in
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05:05
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Receptionist: Hey Jenks
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05:06
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J: Hello!! Our very own queen of the underworld came here for a funeral and I thought Dric would like a chance to say hi
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05:07
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Receptionist: I’d bet he’s honored she’d choose here out of all places
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05:08
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J: I’m sure he will be come on people walks to door and knocks on it
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05:09
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C: You can come in
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05:09
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| joe king |
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D: hi :)
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23:48
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| Agares |
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C: Hello! Who are these people bro
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23:48
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J: they’re with Leader Friend for a funeral. Prince Wally’s also here
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23:50
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| joe king |
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W: :|
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23:50
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| Agares |
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C: oh. Hold on let me clean up takes all of the paper off of his desk and puts it in a drawer
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23:50
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| joe king |
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D: shakes cendrics hand my names devi nilsen of the nilsen corporation..on the surface im quite prestigious.
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23:51
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ed: come on no one knows who you are youre as nouveau riche as me and max
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23:52
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| Agares |
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C: nice to meet you Mr.Nilsen. I’m Cendric Vas call me Cendric
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23:54
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C: Did you want to talk to me about something specifically or what’s with the formal intro?
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23:54
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C: we don’t have to be super professional here I’m just a normal guy
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23:57
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| joe king |
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D: just trying to make a good first impression sir. I love your office its very...bright
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23:57
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| Agares |
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C: Thank you! It’s just been remodeled that’s what’s with all of the empty shelving
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23:58
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Sunday, 26. December 2021 |
| joe king |
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W: my brother died we need to throw a party some where.
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00:02
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W: hes the prince so it better be good.
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00:02
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| Agares |
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F: yes please. Sorry I was just soaking in. Well everything that’s happening here
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00:03
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C: you made a good location choice there are tons of good spots here
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00:04
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C: I’m not sure about availability but you’re royalty it’s for royalty we’ll make it work
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00:05
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C: just so you know this won’t be any sort of prissy rich party
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00:06
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| joe king |
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A: perfect
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00:06
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t want to do prissy rich anything right now I want to feel like I’m normal
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00:07
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J: well it took me forever to recognize you. No one watches news like that around here
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00:08
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| joe king |
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D: uh you know ive never been to a party like what i imagine its going to be like...
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00:08
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D: can i go home:)
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00:08
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A: NOPE were in it for the long run
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00:08
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| Agares |
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F: Don’t worry little devdev it’s my first real rave too
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00:09
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| joe king |
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D: what did you just call me.
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00:09
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A: little devdev. Did she stutter
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00:10
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| Agares |
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L: ummmm…. Just a question….. do I have to drink or do any drugs here I’m really not comfortable with doing that and my parents would be mad
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00:11
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C: that’s fine but you’re from the surface right? You look like a human. How would your parents ever find out
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00:12
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L: I can’t do things behind their backs I can’t tell them I’ve never done any of that stuff if I have that’s lying
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00:13
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J: wait you’ve never had anything before? A little boring isn’t it? You’ve never even taken a little sip from your parent’s cup when they weren’t looking?
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00:14
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L: n-no my parents don’t drink at all they haven’t since they learned my mom was pregnant with me it’s not boring it’s normal
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00:15
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| joe king |
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W: do not coerce him.
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00:15
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W: i will have you killed
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00:16
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| Agares |
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C: we aren’t coercing him I’m genuinely curious
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00:17
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| joe king |
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W: and im genuinely going to kill you if you dont zip it
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00:17
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| Agares |
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C: Alright prince Wally. I know the perfect place open for a funeral tonight. A big one
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00:18
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| joe king |
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W: show us
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00:19
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| Agares |
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C: pictures or physically
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00:20
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C: Jenks can take you to-
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00:21
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J: No you should take a break and come with us
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00:21
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| joe king |
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W: in real fcking life.
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00:23
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| Agares |
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C: well I can’t I have to finish Jenks starts dragging him out the door okay let go of me I’ll come
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00:25
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I feel like I am playing them horribly sorry if this makes you hate them really bad
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00:25
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C: Jenks knows where we’re going it’s our favorite place Meteor Shower it’s really charming you know for a crowded nightclub
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00:33
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Wednesday, 29. December 2021 |
| joe king |
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Joe
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18:39
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Max: a nightclub...for a childs FUNERAL?
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18:40
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| Agares |
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C: yes? Would anything else suffice?
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18:40
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F: he’s from the surface they do different stuff up there
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18:41
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| joe king |
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D: maybe something less risqué
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18:41
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A: get your mind out of the gutter dev nightclubs are not at all what you imagine them to be like.maybe like 45% what youre thinking
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18:42
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18:42
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Sorry her face was cute
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18:42
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| Agares |
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F: what does he think a nightclub is?
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18:43
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| joe king |
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D: a place where you do drugs theres strippers everyones all up on you like a nightmare.
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18:44
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A: see youre only half right. No strippers. Usually
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18:44
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| Agares |
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F: that’s called a strip club Devi
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18:45
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| joe king |
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D: isnt it the same thing...
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18:45
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A: we got to get you out more :(
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18:45
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| Agares |
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J: now’s a perfect time to find out. There are strip clubs here
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18:46
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| joe king |
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Max: poor phila
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18:47
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| Agares |
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L: I’ve learned to just go with whatever’s happening in the underworld
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18:47
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L: if he wanted a proper surface style funeral then he’d get one I’m sure
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18:48
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J: here we are! They’re closed right now but we can have a look inside opens the door and holds it for everyone
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18:49
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everyone of mine except Jenks walks in
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18:50
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Employee: uhm… sorry we’re closed right now the only reason the door is unlocked is for- Cendric
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18:51
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C: hai
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18:51
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| joe king |
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W:hi :)
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18:51
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| Agares |
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Employee: Cen. Is that the royals? I guess I know why you barged in..
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18:52
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C: Yeah sorry gives the employee 10 dollars they came here for a funeral and I was showing them the place to see if they liked it before booking
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18:53
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| joe king |
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Ed: wait are we considered royals too now.
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18:54
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Ed: neat
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18:54
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| Agares |
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Employee: no I don’t know who you are
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18:54
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| joe king |
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Ed: fuck you
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18:54
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| Agares |
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J: walks in the lights are on right now but I’m sure you can imagine what it looks like
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18:54
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| joe king |
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A: its uhh.Very put together
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18:55
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A: you should see the nightclubs in verdens they look like they havent been touched up in decades. Which they havent. I know
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18:55
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| Agares |
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C: this place is only about a decade old
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18:56
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C: we try to keep everything looking perfect and unreal because we have a literal rainbow tunnel nothing here better feel like it’s real
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18:58
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| joe king |
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D: it doesnt trust me..
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18:58
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W: uhhhhh WHAT IS THIS. points at a random spot on the counter
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18:59
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Max: granite?
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18:59
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W: that is true. okay
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18:59
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| Agares |
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F: do you guys ever turn the lights on for the outside? I’m sure it would be hard to do maintenance in the dark
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19:01
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C: well of course we’d have to actually tomorrow from 5 to 9 am it’s lights on
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19:02
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F: I don’t wake up that early especially after a funeral
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19:02
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C: Neither does anyone else here that’s why morning is the perfect time
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19:03
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| joe king |
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d: im kind of anxious when does this place open?
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19:04
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| Agares |
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J: at 5
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19:05
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J: then it’s open until 12pm
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19:06
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| joe king |
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d: what time is it now.. my watch is broken
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19:07
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| Agares |
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F: it’s 3:40
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19:07
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| joe king |
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A: thats a long time away
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19:08
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| Agares |
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F: that means we only have an hour if we wanna shop or anything if we want to get here when they open
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19:08
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| joe king |
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Max: what all can we buy here i remember something about clooothesss????
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19:09
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| Agares |
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J: yes! We can go to the mall and get fixed up we have a store there
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19:10
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J: I mean there’s a Vaspin store there as well as many other things you might be interested in
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19:10
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F: wonder what the others are doing, I don’t think of Aesma as the type to like blacklight
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19:11
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| joe king |
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19:11
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W: he hated it! He kept talking about how every thing here is fake and shit
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19:12
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| Agares |
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C: some people aren’t susceptible to fantasy and come only to criticize. It’s alright
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19:13
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F: no he’s literally like a chaos nature god
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19:13
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| joe king |
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W: yes he used the word unnatural quite a bit...
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19:13
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| Agares |
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C: I used to have kandi that said unnatural on it if that tells you anything about me
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19:14
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| joe king |
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W: he would eat your kandi. Bead by bead..... out of hatred...
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19:15
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| Agares |
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F: how do you know what kandi is
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19:15
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L: I’m his boyfriend….. I gave him some……
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19:15
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| joe king |
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W: yes:)
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19:16
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| Agares |
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F: that’s cute
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19:17
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F: I think this place will work let’s go shop
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19:17
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| joe king |
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Max: YAYYY
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19:19
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a: ive probably shopped more in the past 2 days than i have in an entire decade wow
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19:19
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| Agares |
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F: that’s the fun thing about being rich you can blow your money on clothes every day
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19:20
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| joe king |
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d: oh come on.ive asked you if you wanted to go shopping with me before and youve always declined
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19:22
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a: yes well.The places you shop arent really my niche
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19:23
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Ed: is he taking you to those ultra refined boutiques downtown
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19:24
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A: nods
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19:24
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Ed: yea. Yeah. Your taste in clothes SUCKS
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19:24
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| Agares |
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J: walks in mall voila! Radon mall!! There’s an outside section too but this is the main part
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19:26
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| joe king |
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W: oh my god
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19:26
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W: do you have a mapp
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19:26
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19:26
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devi.
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19:26
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| Agares |
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C: picks up little map pamphlet and gives it to Wally or there’s the big map on the wall over there or you can rely on me and my bro to guide you
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19:28
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| joe king |
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W: grr. Guide us
|
19:28
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| Agares |
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J: walks backwards talking Alright so do you guys want to get clothes first?
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19:29
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| joe king |
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Max: YESSS
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19:31
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| Agares |
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J: walks into Vaspin this is our family store sorry if it’s a little pricey but then again stuff in the south is way more expensive right
|
19:32
|
| joe king |
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K: oooooo.., HAI GUYS
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19:32
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K: hi wally specifically who are these people!
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19:32
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w: ummm... well you know this guy points at laik and uh.. friends friends i guess?
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19:33
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| Agares |
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F: they’re not my friends. business guy, business guy’s boyfriend who insults me, guy who owns restaurant, and guy who owns clothing store
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19:34
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F: looks at a price tag yeah this is really cheap actually
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19:34
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| joe king |
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Ed: we both own the restaurant and clothing store.
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19:34
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A: yeah youre way off the mark. Im not his boyfriend. We are not dating
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19:34
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K: oooooo :O
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19:34
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| Agares |
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L: I said the same thing about Wally
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19:35
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| joe king |
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K: so are they from toothpick ive never seen your faces around
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19:35
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D: verdens. who are you?
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19:35
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K: KODY!!!! Im wallys best friend and also you may know me... from the many geneva convention laws i have broken during the war in toothpick :3
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19:36
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A: sick
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19:36
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| Agares |
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C: hey I’m Cendric Vas and this is my baby brother Jenkin Vas our family owns this brand
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19:37
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| joe king |
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K: REALLY OMFG
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19:37
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| Agares |
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C: yep! if you look inside the clothes at the tag you can see who designed it
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19:37
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| joe king |
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K: eins around here somewhere...
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19:37
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| Agares |
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J: oh yeah if you see Amelia or Ame on one of the tags that’s our mom
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19:39
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| joe king |
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E: oh hi... looks at wally hi. :(
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19:40
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E: who are all of these people
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19:40
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| Agares |
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F: you missed the introduction they’re from the surface big city
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19:40
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| joe king |
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K: a quadrant of gay people i believe. Friends friends
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19:40
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| Agares |
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F: they aren’t my friends
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19:40
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| joe king |
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A: im not gay. Nice to meet you shadow brother
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19:40
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| Agares |
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F: oh yeah he’s weird about the shadow thing
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19:41
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| joe king |
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E: are you really a shadow wheres your mask or tails or horns? :(
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19:41
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A: i ate them. Do you know how to shake hands
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19:42
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E: of course :)
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19:42
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| Agares |
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C: a lot of shadows here you know I’m cool with shadows kinda forgot there was as issue between demons and shadows we don’t care here remember that time I dated a shadow? Amanda?
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19:43
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J: yeah I remember her wait she was a shadow???
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19:43
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C: yep apparently didn’t know until she disappeared randomly lol
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19:44
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| joe king |
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K: Ill find her for you :)
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19:44
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| Agares |
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C: no it’s fine we went our separate ways it was normal
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19:45
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L: OMG runs over to jacket wow… I love this
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19:45
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| joe king |
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W: i thought you might like shopping here
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19:46
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| Agares |
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L: yes I do hugs Wally for a second but then goes back to looking at clothes
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19:47
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| joe king |
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D: everything is so...bright.... what is this a commercialized version of the 80s
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19:47
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| Agares |
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C: yes
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19:47
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| joe king |
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D: :/
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19:47
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| Agares |
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J: it’s more complicated than that. He means we do take cues from the 80s
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19:48
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| joe king |
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A: finds a orange leather jacket hmmmm. Looks osha certified
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19:49
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| Agares |
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C: hey Queen Friend you have money if that kid points at Laik buys out the entire store hahah. Just a joke but it looks like he’s having fun
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19:50
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F: yeah I wouldn’t let him looks at kind of distressed black t shirt this looks fine doesn’t it?
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19:51
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| joe king |
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A: friend will you buy me this jacket (angel)
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19:51
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| Agares |
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F: yes of course I brought you here I’m buying everything for you
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19:51
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| joe king |
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D: umm cendric. Im not really accustomed to this kind of lifestyle will you help me find something
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19:52
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| Agares |
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C: sure! Always willing to help guys out who have had their nose in a spreadsheet for too long wanna wear this? gives him a black and blue bomber jacket and how do you feel about a crop top? I’m just curious don’t wanna make you uncomfortable
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19:54
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| joe king |
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D: a what. No thank you
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19:54
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D: unm ill wear this i guess.
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19:55
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| Agares |
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L: Wally you should wear this as long as we can get kandi hands Wally black and red pants and a tank top we’re getting kandi right I didn’t bring much of mine
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19:57
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F: as long as they sell it yes. Hair extensions everything whatever you want
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19:58
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| joe king |
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W: selling kandi...isnt that against the law
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20:00
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W: the kandi law.
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20:00
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| Agares |
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F: what’s the kandi law Wally
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20:00
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| joe king |
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W: you cant sell kandi it can only be traded or its not real kandi....
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20:01
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| Agares |
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It might hail here
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20:01
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Tornado warning
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20:02
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Gotta go sorry
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20:02
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| joe king |
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Damn
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20:02
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Good luck
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20:02
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And stay safe
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20:02
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| Agares |
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We safe
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20:10
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Clear I mean
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20:10
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I didn’t even know we were under watch
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20:11
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| joe king |
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Thats good
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20:33
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We probably will be soon lol
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20:33
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| Agares |
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Tornadoes freak me out they can randomly just wreck all my shit luckily that’s only happened once
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20:33
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| joe king |
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They never wreck my shit they just make us lose power for 2 weeks straight pretty annoying
|
20:34
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| Agares |
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Yeah that is annoying
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20:34
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| joe king |
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U still wanna continue i will but im trying to find out some weird things to do with hydroxide
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20:35
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Gydrogen peroxide i mean
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20:35
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| Agares |
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Yeah
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20:35
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I will be patient I have started playing a nonogram game
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20:36
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F: I’ll trade stock of my son’s soul for some bracelets
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20:36
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F: that was a joke.
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20:36
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J: well you can make your own if you like
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20:37
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C: Queen Friend if you don’t mind might I suggest you wear something more interesting than that? I mean if that’s all you wanna wear that’s fine but at least get a cute bralette for underneath
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20:39
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| joe king |
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Ehats nonogtam
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20:39
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| Agares |
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Picross
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20:39
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| joe king |
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Whats picross
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20:39
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| Agares |
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20:40
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I thought that this was among us for a second
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20:40
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| joe king |
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Idk what that is. Pixel tractoor...??
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20:40
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W: insulting the queen you should be ashamed
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20:40
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| Agares |
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F: it’s fine what do you want me to wear Cendric and I’m not comfortable in just bra and panties just so you know
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20:41
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| joe king |
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A: i am however.
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20:42
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A: just kidding i dont know why i said that.
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20:42
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| Agares |
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C: hands her small translucent skirt with some straps and little shorts underneath and a matching bra we can put something over it these are just rave clothes
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20:44
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| joe king |
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Max: come on man for a FUNERAL????
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20:45
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Max: i just dont get it :(
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20:45
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| Agares |
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L: it’s cool I kind of want people to dress like this at my funeral now
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20:46
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| joe king |
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Max: hmmm goes into dressing room with ed and a bunch of clothes
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20:46
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| Agares |
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F: okay fine grabs mesh shirt I’ll try these things on and I’ll make adjustments if needed
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20:48
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F: goes into second dressing room
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20:49
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C: David- Devi. Have you ever straightened and teased your hair before
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20:50
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| joe king |
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DAVID
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20:52
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| Agares |
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It was intentional but I decided to change it
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20:52
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| joe king |
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im going to pretend he called him david at fifst and then had to correct himself
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20:52
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| Agares |
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There
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20:52
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| joe king |
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D: ..no. Whats teasing
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20:53
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| Agares |
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C: you basically hold your hair up and brush the wrong way
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20:53
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| joe king |
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D: that sounds awful.. are you planning to do that to me
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20:55
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A: i am
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20:56
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| Agares |
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F: comes out of dressing room man this skirt is short
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20:57
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C: can see through it anywayy
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20:57
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| joe king |
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A: does anyone have a comb on them in these trying times.
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20:57
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| Agares |
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F: digs in pocket of clothes she was wearing and hands him a comb here
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20:58
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J: kind of whispers to Cendric we gotta get friend in the fluffies
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20:59
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C: we do
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20:59
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| joe king |
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A: grabs devi and tries to tease his hair.it is very tangled
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20:59
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d: ohgod what are you doing
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20:59
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| Agares |
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F: man’s not had his hair brushed in centuries
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21:00
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J: hands Friend multicolored fluffies …..miss
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21:01
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F: man I’m going to look insane like actually fucking crazy if I keep putting on whatever you hand me
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21:02
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L: I think you look cool Friend your hair does need to be fixed though
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21:03
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| joe king |
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W: you look ridiculous. all of you
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21:04
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| Agares |
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J: we can properly do your hair in the next store it’s got the kandi the hair extensions belts generally more accessories
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21:05
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L: Wally I’m gonna change wanna come with me to save time I’ll turn my back
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21:06
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| joe king |
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W: im not changing into any of this go ahead.
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21:07
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| Agares |
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L: Awwwwww Wally but you gottaaaaaaa you won’t remember wearing it anyway promise I will let you get as blackout drunk as you want no complaints from me
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21:08
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| joe king |
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A: thats terrible. And you two are dating?
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21:09
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| Agares |
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L: I think so
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21:09
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L: he likes to say we’re not but we go on dates and we’ve kissed more than once and my family loves him despite never seeing him
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21:09
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| joe king |
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A: sounds familiar. Besides the family thing
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21:11
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| Agares |
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F: gayasses
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21:11
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| joe king |
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D: stop lying weve never kissed.And let go of my hair
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21:12
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| Agares |
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L: :( You’re so mean Friend I’m changing goes into changing room
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21:12
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| joe king |
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A: actually youre usually the one trying to kiss me :|
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21:12
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| Agares |
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F: gay- you know what I don’t want to overdo it
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21:12
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C: we all kiss a man a few times. Nothing to be ashamed of doesn’t mean you love them
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21:14
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For some reason I’m imagining Cendric eating cashews he’s not I’m just thinking he is
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21:14
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| joe king |
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A: i do love him :)
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21:14
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WHEKAKSJFKDOF
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21:14
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D: really. Then will you stop messing with my hair i must look like a clown right now
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21:15
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A: no CAUSE I LIED
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21:15
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| Agares |
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L: comes out of changing room ahhhhhh I feel so cool my parents don’t understand this is how I want to dress
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21:15
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L: now you go in Wally please please please pleeeaaassseeee
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21:17
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| joe king |
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W: no.
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21:17
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| Agares |
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L: you’re killing me here Wally you get into so many shenanigans I have to deal with and you won’t even put clothes on for me? You won’t be less of a man for it I actually think guys in rave clothes are. Hhh hhhhhhhh hot.
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21:19
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| joe king |
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W: well if you say so.
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21:20
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| Agares |
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L: YAAAAAYYY YAYAYAYYAYAYAAAAAAYY
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21:20
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| joe king |
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A: i think guys with teased hair are hot
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21:20
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| Agares |
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F: I’m gonna go to whatever the accessories store is Cendric I guess you can come with me since you seem to be dressing me this afternoon
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21:21
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| joe king |
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Ed: comes out with max and theyre both in little raver clothes hiiiiii.
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21:22
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| Agares |
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C: if you say so Queen catch up with us later Jenks peaces out with Friend
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21:22
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L: OH WOAW YOU LOOK SO GOOD
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21:23
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| joe king |
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Ed: thank you.we could really make these outfits our selves if we put our minds to it
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21:24
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| Agares |
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J: you’re free to take inspiration I’d love to see Vaspin inspired designs on the surface while the south doesn’t even know we exist
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21:25
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J: I’ve never been to the surface actually
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21:25
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| joe king |
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Ed: we can show you around
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21:25
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A: done.
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21:25
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D: do i look stupid :(
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21:26
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Ed: you look like a rat crawled through your hair and had babies in it GOOD JOB ADRIAN
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21:26
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| Agares |
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L: I think it looks nice
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21:27
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| joe king |
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Ed: hes lying
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21:29
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Max: :(
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21:29
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| Agares |
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L: Wally are you doing okay?? Do you like it?
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21:30
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| joe king |
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W: I LOOK DUMB
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21:34
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| Agares |
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L: No I’m sure you’re beautiful come out and let me look
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21:35
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| joe king |
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I have to pratice norwegian brb
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21:35
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| Agares |
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Okay
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21:35
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| joe king |
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Jeg er tilbake
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21:39
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W: comes out,looks dumb
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21:39
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| Agares |
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L: I LOVE IT jumps up and down a bit I love you Wally
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21:40
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| joe king |
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W: thanks
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21:40
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| Agares |
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L: Adrian and Devi you should go change
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21:42
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| joe king |
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A: sure puts jacket on over normal clothes
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21:45
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a: now cyclists and drivers will see me in the dark.
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21:46
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| Agares |
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J: : / not gonna try any more on?
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21:46
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| joe king |
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D: well to be honest im a bit out of my element here....if you have any more ideas on what i should wear please help me out
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21:47
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| Agares |
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J: you can just wear a colorful suit if you don’t wanna be too out there. My brother hates businessmen and tries to force them into his world hoping that they’ll never return to the businessman lifestyle
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21:48
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| joe king |
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D: thats scary.
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21:50
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D: so he doesnt like me very much
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21:50
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| Agares |
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J: he doesn’t hate you just works with businessmen all day I guess it gets to him. I’m not so spiteful. I prefer the slow and steady method to introduce people to this kind of dress and stuff
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21:50
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| joe king |
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d: well youre never going to convert me dont worry
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21:52
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A: yeah hes already made up his mind he likes my style more better
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21:53
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D: (unamused)
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21:53
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| Agares |
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J: well you know that’s fine, can’t knock anything till you try it though
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21:53
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J: turns out it’s more natural to most people to not worry about numbers and spreadsheets and instead chill out and party
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21:55
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| joe king |
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D: i can knock everything.
|
21:55
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| Agares |
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J: here Devi hands him colorful patterned suit
|
21:56
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| joe king |
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D: even worse. Do you have anything business casual
|
21:56
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| Agares |
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J: nope the most businessy things we have here have the same disposition as a mullet
|
21:57
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| joe king |
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D: ill take it.
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21:57
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| Agares |
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J: great! Uh. Did Friend leave her card or anything
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21:58
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| joe king |
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D: i dont think so but im rich
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21:58
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D: show me your mulletous attire
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21:58
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| Agares |
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J: I don’t think you’ll like it. You already said no to the patterned suit how would the far more dramatic half patterned suit ever make it past you
|
21:59
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| joe king |
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D: NORMAL CLOTHES. PLEASE
|
22:00
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| Agares |
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J: this is a designer store look just wear the colorful blazer over top of a black button up with a colorful necklace that’ll work
|
22:01
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| joe king |
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D: ILL TAKE IT. :(
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22:01
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| Agares |
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J: okay! Check out is over there let’s go to the accessory store and get a the queen to pay for the rest of it
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22:03
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| joe king |
|
Ok mario
|
22:03
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| Agares |
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What
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22:03
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OH
|
22:03
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Not even editing it
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22:03
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| joe king |
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A: im biting my lip going crazy thinking about devi with a little rainbow necklace for real
|
22:04
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| Agares |
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L: Wally you’d look awesome in a necklace too
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22:04
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| joe king |
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D: i will strangle you with it and make sure no one finds your body.
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22:04
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W: stop... this is enough.no more laik...
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22:04
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| Agares |
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L: but it’s not finished :( okay.. I guess I got you to do enough you’ll at least put eyeliner on right
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22:05
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| joe king |
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W: yes:)
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22:07
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| Agares |
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L: YAY
|
22:07
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in the accessories store Cendric is doing Friend’s hair and she is finishing telling him that she needs a drink
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22:08
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C: oh hey guys you all look cool
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22:08
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| joe king |
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W: (unamused)
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22:09
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W: i want my suit back
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22:09
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| Agares |
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F: sounds sad hi……. Omg Wally what are you wearing
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22:10
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| joe king |
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Max: yes your brand is quite unique
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22:10
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W: laik picked it out for me
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22:10
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| Agares |
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F: don’t worry he is puffing my hair up so crazy I look like I do when I’ve just gotten out of bed you guys know you saw me
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22:11
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F: plus the raccoon tail extensions
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22:12
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| joe king |
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D: interesting
|
22:13
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A: oh this js like scene. Isnt that what its called
|
22:14
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| Agares |
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L: Yep!!!!!!!! picks up red and black raccoon tail extensions
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22:14
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| joe king |
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A: this is like 20 years old.how old are you cendric.
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22:15
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| Agares |
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C: how old do you think I am. Adrian.?
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22:15
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F: this joker tried to make me put on mesh gloves like come on I’m already going to be wearing these bracelets holds arm up with kandi on it
|
22:16
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F: joker as in stupid guy not the one from Batman
|
22:17
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| joe king |
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A: 20.am i right
|
22:22
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A: you would have been born right when this went out of style.
|
22:22
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| Agares |
|
Cendric and Jenks both laugh
|
22:22
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| joe king |
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A: im technically like 56 but my body hasnt aged since i died as far as i know is that how you guys are.
|
22:23
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| Agares |
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C: nope. well. I did say Jenks is my baby brother. He’s an adult. Another hint, I’ve been building this town for 15 years
|
22:23
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| joe king |
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D: wait i thought the 56 thing was one of your drunk jokes :(
|
22:23
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A: yes. You could have been a baby building this town.it feels like nothing is out of the realm of possiblity here
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22:24
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| Agares |
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C: I was born in 1987. I’m 34
|
22:25
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J: and I’m 23
|
22:26
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| joe king |
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A: wow im the oldest here.feels weird.i feel like i should be in a retirement home or something
|
22:28
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| Agares |
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F: yeah Sonder’s not here you know how he looks like he’s in his late 20s he’s like 500
|
22:29
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C: okay friend that’s your hair and makeup done!
|
22:29
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F: god. Am I from the 80s the 90s or the 2000s only god knows
|
22:30
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| joe king |
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A: kind of 80s but closer to 2000s.
|
22:32
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| Agares |
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F: if this were just me in this outfit for some reason i would straighten my hair and put it in a high ponytail
|
22:33
|
| joe king |
|
Max: umm friend its 4:50..
|
22:36
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W: givd me back my phone you bitch
|
22:36
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| Agares |
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F: SHIT stands up let’s go
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22:36
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| joe king |
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Max: ok just checking the time :)
|
22:36
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| Agares |
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J: uhhmmm card? Friend? Cash or card
|
22:37
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F: yeah sure take my money hands Jenks credit card
|
22:37
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| joe king |
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D: oh god im so scared
|
22:39
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| Agares |
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F: me too but at least it’ll get my mind off of things walks out of mall
|
22:40
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L: I’m scared of the party like really scared because what if there are people doing drugs there or other scary things but also I’m super excited
|
22:41
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| joe king |
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Ed: truer words have never been spoken
|
22:43
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| Agares |
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C: don’t be scared just remember if you’re feeling something don’t be afraid to take a risk
|
22:44
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J: catches up I’d say make sure to think and stay safe
|
22:44
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C: oh come on they’re literally at one party nothing that horrible can happen to them
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22:44
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J: I beg to differ Dric
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22:45
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| joe king |
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W: yeah what if sdi comes.
|
22:48
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| Agares |
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J: not. Even what I was saying
|
22:49
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F: there’s no way that’ll happen that can’t happen I will cry even thinking about it tears are forming
|
22:50
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C: don’t cry save it for the funeral
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22:50
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| joe king |
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Max: i will be sure to cry friend are tou going to make a speech or anything.
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22:53
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| Agares |
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F: you don’t have to cry yes I will do a short speech then do you think I should take a shot or chug something what do you think is more appropriate
|
22:54
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| joe king |
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A: shot
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22:56
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Max: i think both are a bit disrespectful
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22:56
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W:chug
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22:57
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| Agares |
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C: maybe you can take a shot and chug. You think you can pull that off Friend?
|
22:57
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F: I might throw up if I do that but maybe
|
22:58
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C: it’s all in good fun
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22:58
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| joe king |
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Max: its a FUNERAL
|
22:58
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W: let me “sms” tje others to come meet us
|
22:58
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| Agares |
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C: Max in the underworld when someone dies it’s less pour one out and more pour one. Or three whatever gets you going
|
23:00
|
| joe king |
|
Max: :(
|
23:01
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| Agares |
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F: can’t believe I’m about to do a speech looking like this.
|
23:01
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| joe king |
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Max: you can do it friend :)
|
23:02
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| Agares |
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F: thanks max. Also have to get this shot and chugging thing figured out
|
23:02
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F: walks into not yet open club and goes to bar hey do you think I can chug some of a bottle of vodka not all of it just some of it what do you think
|
23:11
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Bartender: uh. I wouldn’t recommend it. You’re about to have a funeral right? That’s why you’re asking?
|
23:12
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F: yes
|
23:13
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| joe king |
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A: youre strange. Why would you ask that
|
23:13
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| Agares |
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J: you can always drink water and pretend like it’s vodka then you don’t risk the throwing up thing
|
23:14
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C: I think you should do it for real it won’t be as good if you don’t
|
23:14
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| joe king |
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W: why are you coercing people into drinking.
|
23:14
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W: is this what you freaks do up north
|
23:15
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| Agares |
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C: I’d do it I would do it right now I just want this funeral to be cool
|
23:15
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C: you really like the word coercing don’t you
|
23:16
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|
WHAT THE FUCK. Something on the tv is playing closer my brain is so confused why isn’t it fireflies and why isn’t it love rollercoaster I have never heard real closer before
|
23:17
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| joe king |
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W:well thats what toure doing
|
23:17
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I have thay used to be my favorite song when i was 7
|
23:17
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| Agares |
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I’m not in the living room btw my mom is watching something random I have no idea
|
23:18
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C: I’m just saying what I would do
|
23:18
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| joe king |
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W: and telling other people they should do it.i should have you killed
|
23:21
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| Agares |
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F: no don’t kill him. People are starting to come in
|
23:21
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| joe king |
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A:chill out i think friend would drink of her own accord
|
23:22
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| Agares |
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F: exactly I’m going to drink anyway he’s not trying to make Laik drink
|
23:22
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L: don’t try to make me drink (thumbsup)
|
23:22
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| joe king |
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A: can i have a drink (chuckle)
|
23:27
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| Agares |
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Bartender: sure what kind
|
23:28
|
| joe king |
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A: surprise me
|
23:32
|
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23:32
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| Agares |
|
Holy shit that audio comes from somewhere I saw it on a sonic thing
|
23:33
|
|
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Me dumb I don’t know about drinks help me or take the bartender from me you can just do that
|
23:34
|
| joe king |
|
just say crazy fucked up drink.
|
23:36
|
| Agares |
|
Sick
|
23:36
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Bartender: gives him crazy fucked up drink
|
23:36
|
| joe king |
|
A: wow this is crazy AND fucked up. thanks
|
23:38
|
| Agares |
|
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23:38
|
| joe king |
|
OEMHEKEPCKCKSKDKCKX ITS NOT EVEN OUT OF PLACE
|
23:39
|
| Agares |
|
IKR I THOUGHT IT WAS BASED OFF OF A TEXTPOST AND VOICED JUST FOR THAT
|
23:40
|
| joe king |
|
Aesma: hello.
|
23:40
|
| Agares |
|
L: Aesma hey! Are you liking it any?
|
23:40
|
| joe king |
|
Ae: no.
|
23:41
|
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Ae: this is a constant assault on the senses.
|
23:41
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|
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Ae: i almost want to blow it to bits,but that is out of line with my ideals
|
23:41
|
| Agares |
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C: woah hey no need to be so violent
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23:41
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F: this place is making me dizzy maybe affecting me mentally too I think it’s helping me feel better though because when I was in that store with Cendric and it was all quiet… wasn’t feeling great
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23:43
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| joe king |
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Ae: i hate it all. sorry for your loss friend, theres more to come
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23:45
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D: who are you?
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23:45
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Ae: Aesma. You will die on September 28
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23:46
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Ae: ive been told to only say the day and not the year as it may be too much for humans.
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23:46
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A: well that’s counterproductive now hes going to worry about that day every year for the rest of his life
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23:47
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D: give me your fucking drink
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23:47
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| Agares |
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F: it’s alright Aesma. I’m perfectly fine. At least I’m grieving normally and being completely rational. Time to chug this bottle of alcohol on stage
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23:48
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| joe king |
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Max: go friend wooo
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23:48
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| Agares |
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L: don’t throw up :( good luck :)
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23:49
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| joe king |
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W: i hate you
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23:53
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| Agares |
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F: walks up to stage area to mic ahem.. This funeral is being held today for my son Phila who passed in the hospital yesterday night. He was a 14 year old human who I adopted back in 2017. So much was different back then, for both me and him. Now he is back as a shadow but still very unfortunate his first life passed us all by so fast. All we can hope is that his new life will last much longer. God that was long. Now for what everyone’s waiting for. It’s time to get this funeral started pours shot, takes it, and then chugs not for long before getting off stage
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23:55
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I hate Skype’s bolding system
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23:56
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| joe king |
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Max: WOOO
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23:56
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| Agares |
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F: ..you guys want to share this with me or do I just have to drink the rest of this myself now
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23:57
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| joe king |
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D: give it to me
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23:59
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Thursday, 30. December 2021 |
| Agares |
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F: woah hey I didn’t say I didn’t want some of it hands Devi the bottle
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00:00
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C: you see. It was much better when you did it actually because everyone saw you recoil before getting off stage that way everyone knows it’s authentic
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00:01
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| joe king |
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D: drinks half of it
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00:01
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A: holy shit :(
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00:01
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| Agares |
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F: more than I got down. Phila’s gonna flip when he sees that video. He’s gonna ask me to do it in person ugh
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00:02
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| joe king |
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A: dont he will just try to emulate you.set a good example for your child
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00:04
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| Agares |
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L: gets one of the blue shushie things but tells them to make it with no alcohol
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00:05
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F: just tell them to make it virgin Laik
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00:05
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F: means the same things less words
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00:05
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L: virgin is a mean word :(
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00:05
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F: you use the Internet too much
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00:05
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F: Phila’s gonna see the video either way that’s enough for him to emulate me why not entertain him
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00:07
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| joe king |
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A: youre a terrible mother wow.
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00:08
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| Agares |
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F: yeah baybee upset me at my kid’s funeral that’s gonna make the videos good
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00:08
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| joe king |
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Ae: maybe adrian is right.....well we dont let lam see things like that
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00:09
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Ae: she can only go outside and no processed meals for her dirt and berries and bark only.
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00:09
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Ae: as she is growing.
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00:09
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| Agares |
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F: we? Does Azeri take part in raising that child
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00:09
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| joe king |
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A: woah you dont have to go that far. Uh. Is your kid ok
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00:09
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Ae: yes. And my kid is very healthy her powers only strengthen
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00:10
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Ae: she is beginning to telepathically kill animals
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00:10
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A: ?!?!?!
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00:10
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| Agares |
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F: what does he even do she’s a woodland creature just like you Aesma Azeri doesn’t go outside all I can think is he awkwardly tries to teach her computer programming while she’s being all weird and angelical
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00:11
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| joe king |
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Ae: that is close to their bonding scenarios yes.
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00:12
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| Agares |
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J: me and Dric are going to the dance floor not that much fun if you just sit at the bar the whole party in my opinion goes with Cendric to the dance floor
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00:13
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| joe king |
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D: we should go adrian
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00:13
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A: ummm oh okay
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00:13
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| Agares |
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Jack: Hey… hi…… took forever to get here sorry
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00:15
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| joe king |
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Ae: hello.
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00:15
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Ed: im scared of this thing friend who is this guy.
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00:15
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Ae: aesma
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00:15
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| Agares |
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F: JACK YOU CAME hugs him oh you missed me chugging this
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00:15
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F: Aesma is a chaos nature spirit guy we found him in the woods but don’t worry Azeri keeps him in his house so he is used to the indoors
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00:16
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| joe king |
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Ed: Nods head slowly
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00:17
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| Agares |
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F: their “kid” is named Lam I don’t know where she came from but from the looks of her she was beamed in here just like Aesma was
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00:18
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| joe king |
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Ed: Nods head even slowlier
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00:19
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Ae: i made so many sacrifices for her
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00:19
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Ed: NODS HEAD :)
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00:19
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| Agares |
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(nod) Ed right now
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00:20
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| joe king |
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WHERIEOSJDJDKSKKFV
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00:20
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| Agares |
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F: I think Aesma is a good parent. Not like I know anything about parenting
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00:20
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| joe king |
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W: she doesnt parent me very muchh
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00:21
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W: because im my own man.
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00:22
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| Agares |
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F: yeah I knock on his door to check in and tell him I love him and he yells at me FUCK YOU he’s his own man..
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00:22
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L: that’s a little mean Wally
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00:23
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M: never been to a hell funeral before
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00:24
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M: are they all like this or is this just how it is for royalty
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00:24
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F: this is pretty much how it always is
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00:24
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| joe king |
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Sh: were kind of lucky no one died during our adventures
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00:25
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Sh: lord knows we were close ahahahhahah ehehehehe :(
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00:25
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| Agares |
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M: yeah. Honestly glad we don’t have to do that anymore. Who are you looks at Ed and Max
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00:26
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| joe king |
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Ed: ed atom and my bestfriend maxwell we own the clothing store atom. In verdens we sell bold and colorful original designs at a decent price so come check us out.
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00:27
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Ed: slides menty a business card
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00:27
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| Agares |
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M: sounds interesting. Never been to Verdens. That’s where Azeri went with Nyx right?
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00:27
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| joe king |
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Ed: who a wha
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00:27
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| Agares |
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F: almost spits out drink AZERI’S IN VERDENS?????????????
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00:28
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| joe king |
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Ae: yes azeri kept me home because he said i would not like the hustle and bustle of city life
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00:28
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| Agares |
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F: no way…. No way….. that guy’s gonna fuck everything up oh god
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00:28
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| joe king |
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Ed: ?
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00:29
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| Agares |
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F: Azeri’s cursed. Literally provably cursed
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00:29
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| joe king |
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Ed: oh um. The two guys making out the blonde one is my lifelong rival devi nilsen the sleazebag is his boyfriend adrian
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00:29
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Max: AT A FUNERAL? head in hands
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00:29
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| Agares |
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F: yeah go gayasses
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00:30
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L: you were right Friend I do like this drink it is very sweet tastes like blue raspberry candy
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00:31
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F: yep
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00:31
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| joe king |
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Sh: interesting.
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00:32
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Sh: im almost worried for the four of you with azeri in your town
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00:32
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| Agares |
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F: yeah you’re all gonna diee just hope for the best all you can do now
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00:33
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| joe king |
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Ed: really?
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00:34
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| Agares |
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M: yeah historically he brings chaos with him wherever he goes. Chaos you don’t even know about
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00:34
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| joe king |
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A: hey whos all the new people.
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00:34
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D: hiiiii :3
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00:34
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| Agares |
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F: toothpicks
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00:35
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| joe king |
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Ed: gayasses.
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00:35
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| Agares |
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F: he’s right why were you guys making out if you’re 100% completely straight
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00:35
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| joe king |
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A: hey we are not gay. Some guy was like haha youre not a real shadow and i was like bro im totally a real shadow let me show you. And i vampired him
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00:36
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| Agares |
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F: not how you do that A
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00:36
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F: Adrian
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00:36
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| joe king |
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A: well I feel pretty alive for a shadow
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00:36
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t really what other things do people do in clubs to have fun I can make out with someone random. Or I can make out with Jack
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00:38
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Jack: no bias either way
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00:38
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| joe king |
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D: drags adrian off some where else
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00:40
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A: oh shit BYE GUYS
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00:40
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| Agares |
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F: well I guess no answer to my question
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00:40
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| joe king |
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W: i am opening my eyes,to the total debauchery unfolding in front of me ...you are all quite ill
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00:41
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Ae: i agree prince price but you are part of this neverending circle.and what more would you expect from the rulers of the underworld any how
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00:42
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Ed: blablablabla have your philosophical conversations else where me and max are gonna dance
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00:42
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Max: o yay : D
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00:42
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| Agares |
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F: yes I am ill I feel like I’m splitting apart where are the mayor brothers
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00:43
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00:43
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| joe king |
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W: on the floor.
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00:43
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| Agares |
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F: on the floor?
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00:43
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| joe king |
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W: dance floor.
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00:44
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| Agares |
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L: Wally wanna dance with me? I think the blaring techno music here is very romantic
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00:44
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| joe king |
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W: i dont dance
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00:45
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HELEPXL PDPFLV
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00:45
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| Agares |
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ROEKDSOSKAODKS
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00:45
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L: why not you should give it a shot
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00:45
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| joe king |
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W: : /
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00:46
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W: fine. I will
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00:46
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Sh: so ummm menty. Should we try to get azeri out of that poor town some how these just seem like normal people. I would hate to see their livelihoods ruined and stuff
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00:47
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| Agares |
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L: YESYESYES This is the best night of my life Wally I can’t wait to tell my parents all about this
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00:47
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F: don’t tell your parents I took you to a rave?!
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00:47
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M: yeah we need to figure out what they’re up to
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00:48
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| joe king |
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Sh: maybe something science related? Which is scary to think about
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00:50
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| Agares |
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M: Nyx went to go to school to be an actual scientist right? Why would she bring someone like Azeri in
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00:51
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| joe king |
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Sh: maybe she felt bad.
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00:52
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| Agares |
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M: maybe.. or maybe it’s something only people from Toothpick, or people like Azeri, would understand and know about
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00:52
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M: Azeri has a lot of crazy theories maybe she’s taken notice to some of them? But most of his theories are more universe conspiracy than anything that could be put to science
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00:53
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| joe king |
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Sh: WHAT IF ITS THE TIME TRAVEL THING.
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00:56
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| Agares |
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M: oh god no.
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00:57
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M: he just put a gray streak in his hair didn’t he
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00:57
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M: this can’t be happening
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00:58
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| joe king |
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Sh: were so fucked
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00:58
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Ed: dancing haveing a epic time
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00:59
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| Agares |
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F: hhey what’re you talking about
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00:59
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F: sounds important
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00:59
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| joe king |
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Sh: well a long time ago azeri from the future popped out of an outhouse............ and i cant remember anything after that because some of my memories didn’t transfer but it was pretty messed up.
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01:00
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| Agares |
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F: woah what the fuck how would he do that
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01:01
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M: he had a gray streak in his hair when he came out of the outhouse… I’m having issues remembering too
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01:01
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M: we think that might be what he’s doing in Verdens with Nyx
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01:02
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F: sounds bad… you should talk to Grim
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01:02
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| joe king |
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Sh: well its guaranteed to happen right or else we wouldnt have seen him.
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01:03
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Sh: what will happen if we stop him...... hmmm
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01:03
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| Agares |
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M: maybe this is better left alone? But we have no idea if he caused the downfall of the universe by doing that
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01:03
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M: how do we know the present won’t collapse when he goes through that portal
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01:04
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F: damn sounds life threatening I’m gonna go dance talk to you later guys goes to dance floor
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01:05
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| joe king |
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Sh: oh god thats terrifying
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01:06
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Sh: aesma what are your thoughts
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01:06
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Ae: let this unnatural event run its course
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01:07
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Sh: your not just saying that cause you love him right
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01:07
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Ae: i do not feel love.im telling you the best course of action
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01:07
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| Agares |
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M: sigh at least we can trust you in the small amount of your divine wisdom you share. We might need to just pay a visit. See what’s really going on
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01:08
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M: he shouldn’t be messing with time but we shouldn’t either. If we stop him from going back we change the timeline forever. Would we stay here with our experiences or would we go to a timeline where he never traveled at all? And if we went to a timeline where it never happened wouldn’t that loop us to where it did happen again?
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01:11
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| joe king |
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Sh: exactly pretty tough predicament.
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01:11
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H: HI xP
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01:11
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Sh: and who are you.
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01:11
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H: BOB
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01:12
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H: IDK WHY I SAID THAT LOL IM HENRI Cx
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01:12
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| Agares |
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M: WHAT are you Henri
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01:12
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| joe king |
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H: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME.
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01:12
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| Agares |
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M: you just. You just said it.
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01:12
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| joe king |
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H: OH RIGHT HEHEHEHEHEHE
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01:13
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H: YEA MY BOSS JUST TOLD ME TO CHECK OUT THE PLACE AND MAKE SURE THINGS WERE GOING TERRIBLY....
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01:13
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H: BUT IVE SEEN LOTS OF THINGS I CAN BARELY STOMACH xC
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01:13
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H: ALL THIS INDULGENCE
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01:14
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H: IS HEARTWRENCHING. NOT REALLY
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01:14
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| Agares |
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M: who’s your boss
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01:14
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| joe king |
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H: CANT SAY MWEHEEHEHE
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01:14
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H: AND I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND TOO BUT HES RUN OFF... HE WILL BE HOLDING A BALL OF YARN IF YOU SEE HIM NEVER LEAVES WITHOUT IT LIKE SOME WEIRDO xD
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01:15
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| Agares |
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Just because he says mweheheheheh I imagine him with slightly distorted comic dub swapsans voice
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01:15
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| joe king |
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You make me want to kill myself
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01:16
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| Agares |
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Sorry,
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01:16
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| joe king |
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I will accept it
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01:16
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| Agares |
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M: it’s not weird to carry something like that around my husband has a pen he carries around everywhere and has since I met him
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01:17
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| joe king |
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H: FUCK YOU
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01:17
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Ae: You will die by someone elses hands,henri
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01:18
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H: xC
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01:18
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NO ITS A FACE
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01:18
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| Agares |
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}>|<§
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01:18
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M: so you said you were just checking out the place does that mean you’ll be going soon?
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01:19
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| joe king |
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H: I GUESS
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01:19
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H: IM NOT THE DANCING OR DRINKING TYPE
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01:20
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| Agares |
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M: that’s fine
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01:20
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| joe king |
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H: AND NO SEX
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01:20
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H: h
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01:20
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H: FACADI SAYS THATS ASEXUAL
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01:21
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H: FUCK I JUST SAID MY BOSSES NAME xC
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01:21
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Sh: we. Wouldnt have known if you didnt clarify that for us
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01:21
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| Agares |
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M: Facadi??????
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01:21
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| joe king |
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Sh: cocos sister that disappeared
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01:21
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| Agares |
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M: I know that Azeri said she was back but..
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01:22
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M: what is she doing
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01:22
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| joe king |
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Sh: whispers i really dont think shes much of a threat with these kinds of people on her side
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01:22
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H: JUST YKNOW TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT THE USUAL Cx
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01:23
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| Agares |
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M: the government like Friend?
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01:23
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| joe king |
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H: WELL SHE IS THE QUEEN ISNT SHE.DONT YOU JUST HATE MONARCHIES. DONT YOU WANT TO GO APE SHITT
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01:24
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i thought i typed she
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01:24
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She/it queen
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01:24
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| Agares |
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Lol
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01:24
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M: that’s not good. The underworld isn’t a monarchy last time I checked Friend’s son has no royal blood
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01:25
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M: unless he pricked his brother in his sleep or something
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01:25
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| joe king |
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H: facepalm do you hate being ruled over.
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01:26
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H: WELL WERE TRYING TO CHANGE THAT
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01:26
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| Agares |
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M: what would you do if you took over
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01:26
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| joe king |
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H: UH THROW WAY BETTER PARTIES THAN THIS ALSO RESTORE ORDER TO WHERE PURE SHADOWS REIGN AND ZOMBIES DIE LIKE THEYRE SUPPOSED TO x)
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01:27
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Katt (he has a british accent): henri what are you yelling abmeowt?
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01:28
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| Agares |
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M: uh hello. Are you Henri’s friend
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01:29
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| joe king |
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H: TELLING THEM WHAT A PURE SHADOW RULED UNDERWORLD WOULD BE LIKE xP
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01:29
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Katt: accomplice. Im very sorry
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01:29
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Katt: this is clawful henri you cant be telling everynyan our business
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01:30
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H: SORRY xC
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01:30
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| Agares |
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M: do you like cats
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01:31
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| joe king |
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Katt: im half cat :3
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01:31
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| Agares |
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M: me too. My parents came from a cat girl lab
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01:31
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| joe king |
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Katt: an evil ball of pure hatred and another source of pure hate came to create me
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01:32
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| Agares |
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M: my parents loved eachother?
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01:32
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M: what do you mean ball of hatred and source of pure hate
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01:33
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| joe king |
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Katt: sdis work
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01:33
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Katt: ask it.
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01:34
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| Agares |
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M: ask what
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01:34
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| joe king |
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H: SDI YOU DUNCE xC
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01:34
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| Agares |
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M: how would I ask……… wait did you… no no way
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01:34
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| joe king |
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Katt: what
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01:35
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Katt: pawdon?
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01:35
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| Agares |
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M: did you bring Sdi back
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01:35
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| joe king |
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Katt: not yet as fur as we know
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01:35
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| Agares |
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M: so that means you’re trying to :(
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01:36
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| joe king |
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Katt: facadi is i believe
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01:36
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Katt: we are really just PAWns in her game
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01:36
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Katt: but i dont mind as long as pure shadows like i come to rule
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01:37
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| Agares |
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M: you know Sdi forces shadows to wear their masks I don’t think it cares if you’re on it’s side you mean nothing to him
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01:37
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| joe king |
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Katt: maybe...im purretty sure you should take that up with facadi and not us
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01:37
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| Agares |
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M: uuhhmmmm whispers to Shroomish do you think we should tell Friend or just leave her out of this until she has to know
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01:38
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| joe king |
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Sh: do you think she already knows. Theyre not very discrete
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01:41
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| Agares |
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M: you’re right she probably does know
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01:42
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| joe king |
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Sh; where is every one anyway o_o
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01:45
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| Agares |
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M: guess everyone is dancing.. it’s been a while though
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01:46
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| joe king |
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Sh: if i dance someone might bump into me and mess up something vital so not risking that
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01:50
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| Agares |
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M: I’m not big on dancing in this type of place
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01:50
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F: hay just here for another dri- HENRI?!
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01:51
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| joe king |
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H: HI xP
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01:52
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Katt: we must be going now. Nice meeting you in person furriend
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01:52
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| Agares |
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F: yeahh leave before I make you assholes
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01:53
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| joe king |
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Sh: geez. so you must know who they are
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01:54
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| Agares |
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F: they’re the fuckers who want to bring back sdi of course why can’t they leave me alone they took the scythe for like,,,,,,, a few hours I think
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01:55
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| joe king |
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Sh: they dont sound very competent
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01:55
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Sh: or like much of a threat.What about facadi
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01:55
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Sh: she was always cocos weird sister to me didnt know she had ties to the underworld
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01:56
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| Agares |
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F: pure shadow.Didn’t know she had ties to Coco
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01:56
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F: they’re the reason Phila died you know….
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01:57
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| joe king |
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Sh: thats terrible.and for them to come to his funeral.brutal
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01:57
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A: Just got the best head of my life
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01:57
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| Agares |
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F: Adrian shut up I’m talking about how Phila’s death was all Henri and the other’s faults
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01:58
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| joe king |
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A: yeah thats probably true
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02:01
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| Agares |
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F: drinks last of vodka bottle it is true
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02:03
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F: he was being stupid and was trying to be on their side and they were always going to kill him……… fate just did it for them
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02:04
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| joe king |
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A: did they kill him or did he just randomly drop dead i cant rememberrr
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02:06
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| Agares |
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F: he dropped dead but jusst because they probably exposed him to a bunch of shadow magic and put him under a bunch of stress I can’t believe they killed my baby
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02:07
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| joe king |
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A: maybe it was my fault
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02:07
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A: because he was around mw too...and im a shadowww
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02:08
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A: tears up under sunglasses bro i suck so hard
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02:08
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| Agares |
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M: D : I’m uncomfortable sitting in on this
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02:08
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F: Noo Noo bro don’t cry ;( it’s not your fault you didn’t do anything to him he was around so much magic
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02:09
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| joe king |
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A: im crying so hard bro head in hands
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02:11
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| Agares |
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F: noooooooooooo puts her hands on his shoulders
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02:12
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M: do we need to just leave.
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02:12
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| joe king |
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A: thats like my son bro and i omly known him for two days if anything else happened to him i would kill everyone in this club then myself
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02:12
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Sh: maybe.Personal biz
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02:13
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| Agares |
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M: let’s go look at a museum or something we can come back stands up and walks outside somewhere else
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02:14
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F: I know I know he’s like both of our sons.
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02:15
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| joe king |
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A: can i take him to therapy friend.....
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02:16
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| Agares |
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F: sobbing mayve he deserves that…. Maybe he needs to goo ..I don’t want it….
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02:17
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| joe king |
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D: why are you crying adrian :(
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02:17
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H: in cast YOUR HEAD GAME IS TERRIBLE
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02:17
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d: what was that
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02:17
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A: i dont know im just feeling bad for that phila kid...
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02:17
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| Agares |
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F: we were talking about how it was probably the pureshadowpeople’s fault that he died
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02:19
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| joe king |
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D: oh
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02:19
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D: ummm fuck how do i comfort people
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02:19
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D: awkwardly tries to hug friend and adrian
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02:19
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| Agares |
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F: goes full into the hug and cries loudly into Devi’s shoulder THANK YOU (sob)
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02:20
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| joe king |
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D: uhhhhh
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02:23
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A: devi will you adopt a son with me.even adopt a nephew in spirit
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02:23
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D: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsure
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02:24
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A: phila is our nephew now kinda right friend
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02:24
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D:,really
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02:24
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| Agares |
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F: yes he can be now
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02:25
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F: I love you guyss thank you forhelping
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02:26
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Nope. Happened to me
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02:27
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| joe king |
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UWIEJFKRKRKGGKDOF
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02:27
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W: the fuck are they doing over there
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02:27
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| Agares |
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L: I don’t know wanna check it out
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02:27
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| joe king |
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W: for once in my life. No
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02:27
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| Agares |
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L: that’s nice tries to kiss Wally but waits for him to also go in for the kiss
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02:28
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| joe king |
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W: mmmmmmfine
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02:29
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| Agares |
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L: they kiss ….I love you Wally and I mean that
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02:30
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I’ll edit in a second that’s not what he says I thought it would be funny
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02:30
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| joe king |
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POGHERS
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02:33
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W: the fuck theyre all crying now i think
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02:33
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| Agares |
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L: stops from going in for a second kiss wonder about what
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02:34
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| joe king |
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W: sorry laik not to ruin this for you its just family matters.
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02:34
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W: walks up to friend whats your fucking problem
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02:34
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| Agares |
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L: no it’s perfectly fine
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02:35
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| joe king |
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W: sorry. Whats wrong
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02:35
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| Agares |
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F: oh hey Wally.my living son
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02:35
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| joe king |
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A: Our family bro
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02:35
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W: “our” family? Youre just some sleazebag we picked up in a restaurant
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02:35
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| Agares |
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F: Adrian and Devii jusr part adopted Philaahope you’re okay with that
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02:36
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| joe king |
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A: im your adopted uncle now bro.
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02:36
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W: D:
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02:36
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| Agares |
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F: it’s not “”legally binding”” but it is love binding :]
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02:37
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| joe king |
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A: Yes like how devi is my husband now
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02:37
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D: excuse me
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02:37
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A: wel if we both want to take care of phila we have to be gaymarried
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02:38
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D: yeah youre right but we cant get married right now :|
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02:38
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D: i still need to quit my job
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02:38
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A: o yea right
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02:38
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A: so how are you going to break the news to phila....rhat we are his gaymarried uncles
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02:39
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| Agares |
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F: you guyscan tell him tomorrow I’m sure he’ll call. Im so happy for you guys gaymarried with a nephewson
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02:40
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| joe king |
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D: ugh no WE CANT GET MARRIED. not in hell
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02:40
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W: i. I see
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02:41
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W: inches farther away.back to laik
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02:41
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W: family matters.i guess they adopted me
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02:41
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| Agares |
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L: what? Who
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02:41
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| joe king |
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W: adrian adopted me and my brother and married his friend so they can both be uncles or some thing. Fucked up
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02:42
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| Agares |
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L: ?????? I hate drunk people
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02:42
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DRUNK PEOPLE
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02:42
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| joe king |
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HEOO WHET
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02:42
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| Agares |
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MEANT TO TYPE DRUNK PEOPLE.
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02:42
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| joe king |
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Homophobic laik au
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02:43
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| Agares |
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L: will they even remember they made this agreement tomorrow??
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02:44
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L: Friend doesn’t even like Adrian I don’t think she’d probably have to be pretty heavily inebriated to let them do something like that
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02:45
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| joe king |
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W: i think they are all heavily “inebriated”
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02:46
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W: nobody uses that word nerd
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02:46
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| Agares |
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L: yes they do when they pull you over for drunk driving it’s true I saw it on a video
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02:47
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| joe king |
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W: facepalm
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02:47
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W: that makes me wonder.How any of these poor souls are going to get home
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02:47
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| Agares |
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L: shouldn’t we all have a hotel here or something.. guess that would make it our job to bring them there though (unamused)
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02:48
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| joe king |
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W: ugh terrible planning on friends part
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02:49
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| Agares |
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L: what would they even do without us. Where’s Cendric and Jenks
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02:50
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| joe king |
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W: CENDRIC JENKS COME HERE OR I WILL HAVE YOU BOTH EXECUTED
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02:51
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| Agares |
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Rando demon: they went in the bathroom a while ago haven’t come out that I’ve seen
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02:52
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L: ugh… I really don’t wanna go in there
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02:52
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| joe king |
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W: to the bathroom we go
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02:52
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| Agares |
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L: but the bathroom is where bad things happen like DRUGS!
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02:52
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| joe king |
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W: well live
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02:53
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| Agares |
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L: they talk like they do this all the time so they can’t be that bad messed up. goes next to bathroom doorway Cendric??? Jenks???
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02:54
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C: Yo!
J: Hey what’s up
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02:54
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L: Hey so… can you please come out of the bathroom for starters. Where are Friend and the others staying
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02:55
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C: you can just come in here if you want.. I don’t know any random hotel works they’ve got openings for underworld queen
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02:57
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L: no come out please I don’t know where the hotels are and my phone only has surface gps I can’t teleport or any of that please help
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03:00
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| joe king |
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W: ive never been here ALSO I JUST GOT ADOPTED HELP KE
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03:01
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W: DID YOU HEAR ME. I WILL HAVE YOU BOTH EXECUTED
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03:02
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| Agares |
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J: walks out of bathroom looking annoyed, adjusts sunglasses fine I’ll take you somewhere
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03:02
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| joe king |
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W: we need the others taken some where moreso. Specifically home
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03:02
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| Agares |
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J: home? Well I can’t help you getting them all back before morning that’s all the way south
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03:03
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| joe king |
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W: or maybe in some hotel on the surface and they can just find their way home i hope they dont think anything terrible happened
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03:03
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W: oh god ohhh god
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03:03
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| Agares |
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J: lights cigarette I can get you to anywhere on the surface minus places I haven’t been which is everywhere but there I also can’t tell you about hotel availability okay?
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03:04
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Whoops
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03:04
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Hold on
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03:04
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My Skype was bugging out
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03:04
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| joe king |
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K
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03:04
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| Agares |
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J: the most accurate my teleportation as far as the surface goes is you describing the place to me
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03:06
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| joe king |
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W: i will make sure you dont see the light of day you snaky bitch.
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03:06
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| Agares |
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J: snaky??? I have never been called that in my life
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03:06
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| joe king |
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W: ive never been to verdens myself ugh. What if they described it to you
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03:07
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| Agares |
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J: that could work
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03:07
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L: I also know what Verdens looks like from my childhood memories so even though it’s hard to remember that one time for you Wally maybe I can Remember more
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03:08
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| joe king |
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W: yes. Please just get us some where away from here i dont care if we leave them blacked out in an alley at this point
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03:09
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| Agares |
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J: walks up to bar well hey guys… having fun?
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03:10
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F: until I smelt your CIGARETTE SMOKE yeah. Put it out
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03:10
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| joe king |
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A: makeing out
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03:11
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| Agares |
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J: no. I was having fun too until your son’s boyfriend came up to me and asked me to get you all home
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03:11
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J: honestly I wasn’t having a super great night already and Dric makes me do literally everything but whatever here I am at your service to get you to the surface describe where you all came from
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03:13
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| joe king |
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D: ilimhewihgnnm
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03:14
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W: very helpful.
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03:14
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| Agares |
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L: Verdens is a city and it’s got a zoo and it’s got a cafe
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03:15
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J: okay so literally every city. Good start
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03:15
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| joe king |
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W: god. Wheres the other two
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03:15
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| Agares |
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F: hmmmm,,Ed?????? Max??????
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03:16
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| joe king |
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Ed: comes with a bunch of kandi whatssuuppp
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03:16
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Max: also decked in kandi
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03:16
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| Agares |
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J: ah that’s sick, it’s time to go home guys can you describe Verdens
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03:17
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| joe king |
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Ed: uh yeah its got roads. Shit its even got a sidewalk
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03:17
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Ed: buildings bro so many buildings
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03:17
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Max: how about where we live maybe thatll narrow things down?
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03:17
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| Agares |
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J: yeah.. hate to break it to you but here’s got roads and sidewalks too
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03:18
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| joe king |
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Max: and ive got a clue which apartment complex adrian and devi stay in
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03:18
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Max: since...they are...busy (unamused)
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03:18
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| Agares |
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F: why can’t I just teleport everyone I’m just as good as a demon man right :(
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03:19
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L: uh. Not right now Friend sorry you’re too inebriated
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03:20
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F: “”””inebriated”””” lmao I can hear what the inside of your head is right now
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03:20
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F: GODDAMN! These stupfd fucking alcoholics. These motherfucking raging drug addicts.can’t stand these absolute pieces of shit waste of breaths
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03:22
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L: no not at all
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03:23
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| joe king |
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W: ha. shes kind of right
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03:23
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| Agares |
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L: Wally… you know I’d never even think a swear unless I really meant it
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03:24
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| joe king |
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Max: well we live in a high rise um the carpet is blue the walls are white our door number is 420 dont laugh. The door has m and e on it our initials decorated in real rhinestones. thats it i think .
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03:25
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| Agares |
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J: ahah.. 420
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03:25
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| joe king |
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Max: also theres a weird abstract painting in the hall we cant tell if its a lady or a beehive getting stabbed and spurting out real blood. Is that enough details
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03:26
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| Agares |
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J: maybe. Everyone who needs to teleport come here and hold hands with me
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03:27
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| joe king |
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W: will you come back
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03:27
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| Agares |
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F: bye :( thank you for being my sons’ new uncles
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03:28
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J: yeah sure
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03:28
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| joe king |
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Max: ummmmm maybe they shouldnt come our place is pretty picky about who they let in.
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03:28
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Max: and them coming out when they never saw them coming in would raise some eye brows for sure
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03:28
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| Agares |
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J: who caaarres it’ll be easier to teleport us all there do you have a window or live in a prison
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03:29
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J: if I look outside I can probably teleport there
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03:29
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| joe king |
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Ed: aw man im gonna miss this place. I even feel a stronger bond with everyone i considered my rivals
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03:29
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Max: our windows are covered up D:
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03:30
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| Agares |
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J: fuck… you guys know I’m not sober either
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03:31
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L: yeah but you’re better than anyone else in this situation do you agree
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03:31
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| joe king |
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A: friend you are like my new best friend. I want you to see my apartment
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03:31
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| Agares |
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F: okay : D can I sleep there too I don’t know how I’m getting back home
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03:32
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F: I think I love you in like a uncle to my child kind of way do you know what I mean
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03:33
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| joe king |
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A: yeaaaaaaaa hell yeaa
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03:33
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| Agares |
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J: can you describe your apartment to me Adrian and Devi
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03:33
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| joe king |
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D:small,dirty,cramped,smells like mildew,ceiling leaks every where,mattress on the floor,red carpet,what else
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03:34
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A: dont forget my andy warhol poster.
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03:34
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D: yea
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03:35
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| Agares |
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J: okay I can try Laik and Wally are you coming too I’m sure I can get you to wherever you’re from too
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03:35
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| joe king |
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W: yawn toothpick
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03:36
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| Agares |
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L: I guess so.. I’m tired my bed time is at like 10 pm
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03:36
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J: alright everyone hold hands aaanndd teleports to room 520
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03:37
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J: that could’ve gone much worse
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03:37
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| joe king |
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Max: ahhhh this is brooks room.
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03:38
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Max: good job
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03:39
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| Agares |
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J: well have a good night guys go ahead down to your room
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03:39
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| joe king |
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Ed: BYE ILL NEVER FORGET YOU. PLEASE COME GET ONE OF YOUR WEIRD SHADOWS TO HAUNT US SO YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE TO VISIT
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03:40
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Max: sniffle if you ever want to have your designs in our fashion show call me
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03:40
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Max: gives jenks his business card and runs away crying like a little baba
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03:41
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| Agares |
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J: noted. Okay to Adrian and Devi’s room
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03:41
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F: yayy I’m so excited I wanna see what it looks like
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03:41
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| joe king |
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A: we described it to you
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03:42
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| Agares |
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F: it’s different in person
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03:42
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J: okay holding hands again and 3 2 1 teleports to Adrian and Devi’s room first try wow bullseye on the vague one
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03:43
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| joe king |
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W: it does smell like mildew among other carcinogens
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03:44
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| Agares |
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F: Wally do you like it this is your new uncles’ place
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03:45
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| joe king |
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W: hate it.
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03:45
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| Agares |
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F: Phila will love it here
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03:45
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| joe king |
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D: drags adrian to their little mattressbed
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03:45
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| Agares |
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F: I guess I’m sleeping on the couch. I love you Wally. And Adrian. And Devi. And Laik. And Jenks. Goodnight lays down on the couch
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03:46
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| joe king |
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W: sigh. Good night
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03:47
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| Agares |
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L: Aw I love you too Friend sleep well I pray you don’t freak out when you wake up
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03:47
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J: okay toothpickians describe this to me mysterious one of a kind small town bunch of crazy shit goes down there anymore I need to knoe
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03:48
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| joe king |
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W: woods
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03:48
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| Agares |
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L: there’s a statue
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03:48
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L: actually don’t try to teleport to the statue
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03:49
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| joe king |
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W: what about my room
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03:49
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W: uhh theres actually a portal to the underworld there but its closed right now ummm you cant see the floor. Bookshelf. I own that
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03:50
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W: i have candles too
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03:50
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W: what if we teleported to crickets house and scared him.
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03:50
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| Agares |
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L: fire hazard, there’s wax on some of the clothes from the candle. Don’t scare him he’s perfectly normal
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03:50
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| joe king |
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W: no. Scratch what i just said jenks
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03:51
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W: cats EVERYWHERE uh sloping floor. Pink walls. Dim yellow lighting. An old computer. Teleport there
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03:51
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| Agares |
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L: :(
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03:52
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| joe king |
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A: can we have a little privacy.
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03:52
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| Agares |
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J: again teleports to a street in toothpick odd this isn’t any of the places you described. Is this toothpick
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03:53
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| joe king |
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W: no. Where even are we
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03:53
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| Agares |
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L: no this is in toothpick this is the street next to scraper
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03:53
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| joe king |
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W: that sounds awfully familiar.
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03:54
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W: is that your street
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03:54
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| Agares |
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L: yes
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03:54
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L: do you want to sleep at my house this time Wally
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03:54
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| joe king |
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W: yes but only because you would be sad if i didnt.
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03:54
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| Agares |
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L: that’s true… you care about me (blush)
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03:55
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L: I’m not sure if that drink was really nonalcoholic because I’ve been feeling things the whole funeral Wally…
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03:56
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| joe king |
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W: dont worry it was you are just some kind of weirdo.
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03:56
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| Agares |
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L: they aren’t good things they’re things I shouldn’t be thinking about.. I just wanted to say sorry for mentally violating your privacy
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03:57
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L: and I’ll make sure I never lend myself to those thoughts again
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03:57
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J: I’m out goodnight teleports away
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03:58
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| joe king |
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W: are you thinking about HOLDING HANDS
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03:59
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W: scandalous
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03:59
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| Agares |
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L: eheh let’s get to bed Wally. You can sleep on the couch or if you’d like you sleep in the bed and I’ll sleep on the couch opens the door for Wally to walk in
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04:00
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| joe king |
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W: dead on couch
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04:01
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W: oh before i go to sleep i overheard shroomish and menty talking about your neighbor
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04:02
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W: hes in verdens possibly doing timetravel things. And they saw the future azeri years ago idk just thought that was interesting
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04:02
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| Agares |
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L: weird.. stranger things have been said to happen I guess
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04:03
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| joe king |
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W: yep were screwed
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04:03
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| Agares |
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L: they might just be worrying too much. No way he’s out there trying to change the flow of time
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04:03
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| joe king |
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Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
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04:03
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veweevwrvwvevwewevwewwweee i wanna live close to the sun so pack your bags cause ive already wo
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04:03
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| Agares |
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Laik was thinking about them taking their clothes off (underwear still on though) but apologized for it like he mentally stole Wally’s credit card number
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04:04
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| joe king |
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Thats terrible. He should br ashamed
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04:04
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The end
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Agares
joe king
