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Wednesday, 21. April 2021 |
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Added snosh.
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22:56
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Changed the conversation topic to "we’re all going to hell".
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Added Agares.
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22:56
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22:57
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| Agares |
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NINJAGO
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22:57
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| snosh |
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Ok let us begin. also if i go to sleep i am sorry in advance
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22:57
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| Agares |
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Okay
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22:58
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Laik: knocks on door ..
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22:58
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| snosh |
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wally: zzzzzzzzz zzz zzz zzzzz....
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22:58
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| Agares |
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Laik: knocks again but realizes it’s unlocked and opens it hey.. Wally?
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22:59
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| snosh |
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wally: whuh ughhhhh who is it
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22:59
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| Agares |
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Laik: Laik. I’m here to go to the underworld with you.. like you said? You said to meet you today right?
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23:00
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| snosh |
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wally: ummmm yeah but we need to prepare first
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23:02
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| Agares |
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Laik: what do you mean prepare
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23:02
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Laik: we’re just going for a few hours I’m sure we don’t need much
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23:02
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| snosh |
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wally: shadows and evil and dangerous. you can’t just have a random human walking around in the underworld
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23:03
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| Agares |
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Laik: t-they don’t seem too evil and dangerous from what I’ve seen
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23:03
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| snosh |
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wally: only from what you’ve seen... because the rest are out killing and possessing people
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23:04
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wally: so i have gotten you the most devilish thing in my wardrobe points to a pile of clothes on the floor
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23:04
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wally: maybe you’ll fit in or i’ll at least be able to pass you off as a servant
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23:04
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| Agares |
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Laik: picks the clothes up uhh alright.. And you’re sure I have to wear it?
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23:04
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| snosh |
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wally: yes you stand out like a sore thumb in that dye stained halloween costume you’re wearing
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23:05
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| Agares |
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Laik: Hey!! I dyed this myself and I made it after what I thought demons would like
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23:06
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| snosh |
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wally: ok whatever you can change i’m not looking hides under the covers And looks like an among us impostor
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23:06
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| Agares |
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Laik: back before I moved
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23:06
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| snosh |
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I don’t know why i said that.
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23:06
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| Agares |
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(pensive)
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23:06
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| snosh |
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HELP MEKDMFLERLFLGL
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23:06
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| Agares |
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Laik: changes I think I’m done now you can look
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23:07
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| snosh |
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wally: ok hold on puts up laiks hair to look like devil horns
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23:09
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wally: now you look like a real demon(evilgrin)
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23:09
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| Agares |
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Laik: Thank you. You need to change too or are we going
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23:10
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| snosh |
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wally: did you forget i’m the prince of the underworld
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23:10
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| Agares |
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Laik: no I just thought you might wanna dress up for your.. subjects?
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23:11
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| snosh |
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wally: ...
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23:11
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wally: not in the mood lights candles which are very close to a pile of clothes in his nasty disgusting malelivingspaces room and a portal opens up
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23:11
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| Agares |
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Laik: ahh I can’t believe I’m actually going to the underworld!!
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23:12
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Laik: gets out phone
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23:12
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wally: it’s not that interesting but you are probably our biggest fan on the surface
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23:12
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wally: grabs laiks phone almost immediately No.
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23:13
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| Agares |
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Laik: huh?? I just want some pictures for my friends and my blog
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23:13
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| snosh |
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wally: you can’t upload ANYTHING from here
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23:13
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| Agares |
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Laik: why not.. it’s just a place
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23:13
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| snosh |
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wally: it’s not just a place do you want to go or not
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23:14
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| Agares |
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Laik: YES OF COURSE I promise to not take any pictures
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23:14
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| snosh |
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wally: puts laiks phone in his pocket everything that you see is just between us and i will make sure of it
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23:14
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| Agares |
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Laik: okay....
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23:15
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| snosh |
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wally: just warning you this portal leads to my family’s house. but they’re probably not home
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23:15
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| Agares |
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Laik: I wouldn’t mind talking to your family it’s the underworld royal family right. I mean I guess I’ve met them before but hmm.. you have a crown right Wally?? Like a real crown that’s so cool
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23:16
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| snosh |
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wally: umm... i don’t know i guess i do some where
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23:17
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| Agares |
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Laik: we should go I was gonna try a new muffin recipe tonight
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23:18
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| snosh |
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wally: ....gross walks into portal and it leads to the hallway in friends mansion
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23:19
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| Agares |
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Laik: puts the tip of his foot in slowly but then runs into the portal dramatically and almost trips on the other side hey that actually wasn’t too bad
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23:20
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Laik: woooowwwwwwww you could live here if you wanted????
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23:20
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| snosh |
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wally: shhhh
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23:20
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wally: i don’t want to.
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23:20
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| Agares |
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Laik: it’s so nice though why not. Guess I shouldn’t pry let’s get going
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23:21
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| snosh |
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wally: this place is so big i get lost some times the only rooms i really go in is the dining hall and hallway to clean up
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23:22
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wally: speed walks trying to find the door anyway welcome to your official tour of the underworld hfhfffggff... i’m wally price i will be your real professional tour guide (think)
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23:23
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Laik: follows Wally at around the same speed oh my god I feel so special a tour by the real life prince of the underworld Wally Price ..wait is oh my god a bad swear here can I say that??
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23:25
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| snosh |
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wally: .... are you joking with me..
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23:25
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| Agares |
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Laik: I’m just making sure you guys don’t take offense to anything involving god or damning right? Are there any words I should specifically not say?? I mean I don’t swear that much but I don’t want to be insensitive
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23:26
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(is there idk)
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23:26
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(maybe surfie)
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23:27
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(Surfie is the only thing but idk if Wally would bother saying that since Laik probably wouldn’t know of that word in the first place)
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23:27
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Laik: maybe not I’ve heard underworlders swear a lot
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23:30
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(hmmmm ok)
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23:30
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wally: i guess you’ll have to find out
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23:30
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| Agares |
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Laik: find out?? But you said some of these people could be dangerous
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23:31
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wally: hears footsteps and pulls laik into a closet with a bunch of cleaning supplies sorry...this is probably awkward happening a second time i just don’t want to talk to my uncle
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23:31
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| Agares |
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Friend: stops for a second but then continues walking past like a horror game villain
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23:33
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Laik: why do you hate him so much? He seems a little annoying but not bad
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23:33
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wally: .... he probably wouldn’t be too happy if i had random guests in his house?
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23:34
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| Agares |
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Laik: can we just get out of here soon so I don’t have to be shoved in a closet on account of your relatives
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23:35
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Laik: sigh guess you’re right
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23:36
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wally: runs out of the closet straight to the door
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23:36
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| Agares |
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Laik: ?! runs after him
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23:36
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| snosh |
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closet joke....(unamused)
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23:36
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(where is friends mansion located. if they left where would they end up hell me)
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23:37
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| Agares |
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(Friend’s mansion is on a big hill they’d have to walk down the hill and then they’ll end up at the capital)
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23:38
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| snosh |
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what is the capital like (pensive)
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23:38
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| Agares |
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Like a rich town area with some local businesses that have been there for so long only because the rich people like to keep the tradition of going there, not because it’s actually good
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23:39
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hmmm ok
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23:40
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wally: we go down this hill and then we will end up at the capital (unamused)
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23:41
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| Agares |
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Laik: ooo cool wow look at the sky I keep reaching for my phone but you have it :(
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23:41
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| snosh |
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wally: reaches into pocket and it’s empty yeah
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23:42
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| Agares |
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Laik: okay well let’s keep going I guess no way to see the capital unless we do
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23:43
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Laik: you’re rich right couldn’t you just have a limo guy drive you around? Just wondering
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23:44
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wally: ...i didn’t think about it
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23:44
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wally: the capital has some shops if you want to buy anything... of course i’d have to pay for it but my uncle actually just lets me buy whatever on his card
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23:44
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Laik: hmm we should go there but I probably don’t need anything too flashy if i need to hide from the “scary shadows”
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23:46
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Laik: good opportunity to see what real underworld fashion is like
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23:46
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wally: umm.... it can be described as fancy i guess most people don’t like it that much
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23:47
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wally: that’s only where i shop i don’t want to look unkept
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23:47
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Laik: and I’ll pay your uncle back if I spend anything I work at a grocery store part time so it’s not just my parents money either it’s mine that I’ve tried to save up
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23:48
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wally: .... :|
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23:50
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wally: you’re joking again
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23:50
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| Agares |
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Laik: no no for real I don’t have much money but I can always save more
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23:50
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wally: don’t worry about it
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23:51
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wally: oh look were in the capital now
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23:51
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| Agares |
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Laik: OH WOWWW we were having such a good conversation about money I didn’t even notice WOOOWWWWWW
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23:52
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| snosh |
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wally: does.does anything look interesting
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23:52
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| Agares |
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Laik: runs up to clothing storefront can we go in?
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23:53
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wally: adjusts tie nervously um sure
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23:53
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| Agares |
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Laik: inhale exhale calms himself down maybe I’ll fit in
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23:54
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| snosh |
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wally: ...um yeah maybe
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23:55
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| Agares |
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Laik: oo want me to open the door for you since I’m your servant
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23:55
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| snosh |
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wally: (flushed)
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23:56
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| Agares |
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<9
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23:56
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| snosh |
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among us in real life SUS!
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23:56
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WHAT IS THAT EVENCSUPPOSED TO BE
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23:56
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| Agares |
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it was supposed to say no
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23:56
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| snosh |
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HELP MEDVJYSFUS SAC HTDFHTDC
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23:56
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I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT HE IS JUST A VERY AWKWARD AND NERVOUS LITTLE Chungus(pensive)
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23:57
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| Agares |
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Ohh your name is Reddit right now remember.
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23:57
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| snosh |
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WHSKFORSJKFGOLEKDG
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23:57
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| Agares |
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23:57
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Okay continue
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23:58
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wally: umm i guess it’ll help you look the part
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23:58
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| Agares |
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Laik: holds open door and bows waiting for Wally to walk in
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Thursday, 22. April 2021 |
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wally: hides face and walks in ok are we done now...
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00:00
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| Agares |
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Laik: walks in behind him I’m just trying my best
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Laik: you’re right these places are kind of fancy looking.. I see a lot more black button ups than white ones is that a thing here?
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00:02
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wally: yes...most people here wear darker clothes you shouldn’t look like you’re going to a rave in the underworld
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00:03
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Laik: laughs with hand over mouth yeah I bet not
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00:03
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wally: what’s funny (unamused)
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00:04
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Laik: I don’t think there’s anything of interest here to me how about you you see anything?
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00:04
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wally: i don’t um.buy things
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00:04
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wally: my uncle usually buys me stuff he thinks i like. like the outfit you’re wearing right now
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00:05
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| Agares |
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Laik: it’s nice.. some of it still had tags you never worn it or do you just keep the tags for some reason
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00:06
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wally: never worn
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00:06
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wally: looks at some weird human bone necklace oh did you know when you die and end up here you can ask for your body to be donated and used for things like fashion items
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00:07
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| Agares |
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Laik: y-you mean.. Is that human bones??
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00:08
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wally: yes it’s due to the lack of resources the underworld had before but now it’s just customary to ask
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00:08
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im bsing but it would be a cool piece of lore.....
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00:08
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| Agares |
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Nah it’s cool
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00:09
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Laik: lack of resources.. hmm I mean as long as these are human bones of people consenting it’s okay I guess??
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00:09
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wally: of course puts the necklace on laik
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00:10
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wally: that can be your souvenir
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00:10
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| Agares |
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Laik: makes a little shrieking noise uhh okay but it might be illegal to have human bones on the surface..
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00:11
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wally: say it’s fake
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00:11
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wally: goes up to the counter and pays for it
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00:12
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| Agares |
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Laik: woah that’s expensive you sure your uncle’s okay with that
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00:12
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wally: he ruined my life so i hope so
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00:12
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| Agares |
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Laik: ?
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00:12
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| snosh |
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cashier: wow hi prince wally who’s your friend
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00:13
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wally: .......
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00:13
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| Agares |
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Laik: stands up straight uh... I’m prince Wally’s new servant I’m here to accompany him on his errand
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00:14
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cashier: so you’re ... a demon right? or a shadow?i can’t tell
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00:14
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wally: facepalm we are trying out human servants
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00:15
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cashier::)inch resting
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00:15
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| Agares |
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Laik: sir, if you’re done checking out we must go soon holds door open
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00:16
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| snosh |
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wally: ... ok thank you
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00:18
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wally: leaves the store with his head in his hands trying to keep his face from turning red you can’t be serious
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00:19
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| Agares |
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Laik: Am I doing a bad job?
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00:19
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| snosh |
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wally: no it’s just ..strange
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00:20
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wally: do you see anything else around here you like
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00:21
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| Agares |
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Laik: I think I’m good actually. By the way will your uncle be mad if I keep this outfit I wanna have it to dress up if I ever get to come here again
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00:21
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| snosh |
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wally: probably not
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00:22
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(ok where do they go after the capital........)
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00:22
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| Agares |
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(The shadow slums, and then turnpike)
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00:23
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| snosh |
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(okiiii
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00:23
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wally: ok next is going to be your favorite part i’m sure
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00:24
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wally: where all of the shadows live :$
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00:24
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| Agares |
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Laik: WOOWW SHADOWS HAVE SEPARATED LIVING AREAS WHAT ARE THEY LIKE??
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00:24
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| snosh |
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wally:like a circus
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00:25
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| Agares |
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Laik: for real or is that supposed to mean something else
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00:25
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| snosh |
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wally: i guess we will have to find out.i don’t go there often because of all the crime but i will for you
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00:26
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| Agares |
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Laik: if I were an underworlder I’d rather be a shadow. The cool mask and transforming into a shadow on the wall-did you say crime?
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00:26
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| snosh |
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wally: of course
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00:27
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wally: alright here we are ..what do you think
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00:27
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| Agares |
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Laik: uh.. huh okayy not quite as nice as the capital I guess..
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00:28
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Laik: why is there no one here..... or are they hiding goes behind Wally I don’t wanna scare them
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00:28
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| snosh |
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wally: maybe they’re behind us waiting to kill us
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00:29
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???: walks near wally .....are you the prince?
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00:29
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wally: sure
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00:29
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| Agares |
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Laik: jumps and then is breathing really hard hey! s-sorry you scared me
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00:30
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| snosh |
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???: looks at laik hmm....
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00:30
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???: my names facadi.im a big fan
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00:30
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wally: ok thank you but me and my servant are very busy so we have to leave
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00:30
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???: don’t worry i will see you again +.+
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00:31
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wally: :|
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00:31
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| Agares |
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Laik: uhh.. thank you but he’s right we have things to get to and bye fa-ca-di!! walks kind of fast
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00:32
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| snosh |
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wally: just ignore the shadows here they are malicious 9/10
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00:33
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| Agares |
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Laik: the shadows on the surface aren’t bad I’m sure that one just wanted to talk
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00:34
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Laik: let’s just go..
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00:36
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Please do not sleep we’re just about to get to turnpike
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00:38
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hldittp
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00:40
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| snosh |
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Sorwy i sleep
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07:44
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| Agares |
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20:58
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Pingas for real this time I think
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| ‟ | Laik: let’s just go..
— Chaos soda, 22.04.2021 00:36 |
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21:30
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| snosh |
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WHY DID U WUOTE IT WHEOFKDKEGKG
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21:30
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| Agares |
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I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE IT EASIER TO START
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21:31
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| snosh |
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LMFAO
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21:31
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wally: ok... wanna know a fun fact
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21:31
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| Agares |
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Laik: sure.. what is it
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21:31
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| snosh |
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wally: if we stayed here any longer we would have gotten sick and died :$
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21:32
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| Agares |
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Laik: how do you know that for sure? Gotten sick and died from what?
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21:32
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| snosh |
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wally: ..shadows
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21:32
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| Agares |
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Laik: if you say so.. where are we headed
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21:33
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| snosh |
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wally: to turnpike... but i don’t know if you would like that place too much
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21:34
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| Agares |
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Laik: I’m sure it’s not that bad unless you’re gonna try to convince me that I’m gonna die again
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21:34
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| snosh |
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wally: i’m not trying to convince you i’m telling you the truth (angry)
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21:35
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HELP MWUSOFOFJEJGH
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21:36
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WRONG EMOJI BUT YEAH OK.
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21:36
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| Agares |
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IUWEHFHFWEIU
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21:36
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| snosh |
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wally: anyway most of the stuff there is for older people but...we should be fine also they don’t care since i’m prince
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21:37
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| Agares |
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Laik: what type of older people stuff... I think I’ll opt out of anything involving naked people
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21:38
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Laik: I mean unless it’s like a cultural thing if it’s that I’d just like to be warned since it’s not what I’m used to
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21:39
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| snosh |
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wally: no .none of that just bars and casinos and stuff
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21:40
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| Agares |
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Laik: oh alright
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21:40
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| snosh |
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wally: and we’re here wow it is as overwhelming and over stimulating as it was the last time i went (unamused)
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21:41
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| Agares |
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My mom’s home she’s probably gonna come to talk to me so if I stop responding for a while that’s why
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21:41
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| snosh |
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Okii
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21:41
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| Agares |
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Laik: WOW pretty lights
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21:41
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| snosh |
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Im going to you chube.
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21:41
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| Agares |
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She’s in the bathroom right now
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21:42
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| snosh |
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Thanks.
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22:15
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wally: uhh.. yeah do you see anything interesting (morningafter)
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22:16
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| Agares |
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Laik: points to bar that building looks neat but it says only 18+
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22:17
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| snosh |
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wally:do you want to go ^_^
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22:18
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| Agares |
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Laik: I guess so but aren’t we not supposed to?
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22:19
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| snosh |
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wally: they don’t actually encourage that (unamused)*walks in*
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22:19
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| Agares |
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Laik: uhm- walks in after Wally
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22:20
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| snosh |
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wally: you don’t seem like the kind of person to drink
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22:20
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| Agares |
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Laik: depends on what we’re drinking I guess ^.^
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22:21
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| snosh |
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wally: alcohol?
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22:22
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| Agares |
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Laik: !!???!!! thinks really hard back to D.A.R.E. classes n-no I don’t drink alcohol
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22:22
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| snosh |
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wally: maybe they sell soda or something
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22:23
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| Agares |
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Laik: m-maybe
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22:24
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| snosh |
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bartender: we are all out of soda but we have this new drink from the surface^_^ holds up a capri sun
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22:24
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wally: ..........
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22:24
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| Agares |
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Laik: CAPRISUN. I’ll take it I love these
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22:25
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| snosh |
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wally: ive never seen those before the packaging is strange...yet also inviting
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22:25
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| Agares |
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Laik: Really???? You’ve never seen one before?? sips caprisun man you had no childhood.
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22:26
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Laik: Wait sorry I forgot I didn’t mean it Wally
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22:26
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| snosh |
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wally: ....just fireball neat please
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22:28
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wally: i didn’t have a childhood you are right.it was taken from me by the sort of people you worship so much
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22:28
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| Agares |
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Laik: I’m sorry..
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22:29
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| snosh |
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wally: it’s fine.this is probably going to be my last time here
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22:30
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| Agares |
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Laik: what do you mean? You’re the prince here you can do whatever you want here you’re literally breaking the rules right now
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22:31
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| snosh |
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wally: i hate it:$
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22:32
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wally: you’re totally free to take my place though
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22:32
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| Agares |
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Laik: no I don’t think I’d wanna do that? Why me?
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22:33
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| snosh |
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wally: well you like the underworld the most out of everyone else i know
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22:34
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| Agares |
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Laik: as much as I like the underworld I don’t know if I’d want to be royalty here I mean how would I hide that from my parents I honestly don’t want to hide anything from my parents but I’ve done so much wrong since they let me live my own life. Maybe that means I wasn’t ready to leave I don’t feel like as much of a good person
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22:35
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| snosh |
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Mucho texto hold on i need to redahist my eyes
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22:35
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OK i think i’m good now i need to wear my glassesmore.
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22:36
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wally: lol
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22:36
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wally: my poor sweet vulnerable little laik that is so sad.(disappointed)
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22:37
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| Agares |
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Laik: I lied to a cop and I went into an establishment I was too young for that’s what my parents told me not to do for my entire life and I just threw it away. I should try harder
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22:39
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Laik: this place smells weird
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22:39
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| snosh |
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wally: maybe it’s blood.... hmmmmmmm
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22:40
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wally: probably not
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22:40
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| Agares |
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Laik: wait what are you drinking
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22:42
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| snosh |
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wally: the blood of filthy mortal humans like us
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22:42
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wally:whiskey .......
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22:42
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| Agares |
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Laik: REALLY??? I thought we were just here because it looked cool I didn’t know you were gonna drink actual ALCOHOL :( :(
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22:43
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| snosh |
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wally: ....is that bad
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22:44
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| Agares |
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Laik: YES ITS ILLEGAL. And horrible for your health and ssssmmnmnn puts head down
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22:45
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| snosh |
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wally: so is being here
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22:46
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wally: like i said if we stayed in the shadow slums we both probably would have gotten sick and died because of how powerful shadow energy can be
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22:47
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wally: BUT then you would just die... and end up back here.... so wouldn’t that be cool
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22:47
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| Agares |
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Laik: you might get sick and die because of drinking alcohol :(
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22:47
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| snosh |
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wally: lol ok 🥺*gets another glass*
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22:48
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I DIDNT MEANTO ADD THE EMOJI
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22:48
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| Agares |
|
ALDJSKJSAAIDOS kinda fits
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22:48
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Laik: but you hate this place and if drinking kills you then you’ll end up back here.
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22:49
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| snosh |
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wally: .....oh i forgot to tell you i’m immortal
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22:51
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| Agares |
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Laik: ? I didn’t know that
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22:51
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| snosh |
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wally: yeah it’s pretty crazy.... i lied
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22:53
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| Agares |
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Laik: ah... haha that’s funny
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22:54
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| snosh |
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wally: but it won’t kill me you can try a sip
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22:55
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| Agares |
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Laik: I’ve always wondered what it was like I just assumed I’d find out when I turned 21.. no I’ll drink once and then I’ll get addicted and then I’ll die
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22:57
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| snosh |
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wally:?
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22:57
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WRONG
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22:57
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO JUST BE ?
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22:57
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| Agares |
|
LMAO
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22:57
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| snosh |
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w: yeah that’s what ein thought too......
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22:57
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| Agares |
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Laik: ein’s dead. Correct me if I’m wrong
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22:58
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| snosh |
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w:yeah he would die again.... (sob)
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22:59
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| Agares |
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Laik: so you really think it won’t hurt me if I just drink a little? I still think it could set me on the path to addiction and death
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23:01
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| snosh |
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w: wipes tears with his sleeve i don’t want anyone to die ....just keep your fuckign capri sun
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23:03
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| Agares |
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Laik: .. thank you for stopping me I waz about to give into peer pressure you’re right I will keep my caprisun :D
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23:04
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Laik: does your uncle realize he’s supporting your bad life decisions I mean if my parents found out I was here they’d put a tracker on me again. They did it once and they’d do it again I reckon. This time maybe for longer
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23:08
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| snosh |
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w: whats. A tracker
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23:09
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| Agares |
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Laik: it tracks your position so like you can see where someone is going or where someone is at at all times
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23:09
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Laik: so like my parents putting a tracker on me they can tell if I’m sneaking out to play hopscotch with my friends instead of doing my homework
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23:10
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| snosh |
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w:
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23:12
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23:12
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| Agares |
|
MSKSDISO
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23:13
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Laik: you shouldn’t be scared of trackers though unless you’re doing something bad
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23:14
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| snosh |
|
w: i should put a tracker on you :$
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23:14
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| Agares |
|
Laik: I don’t do much usually..
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23:15
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Laik: also what do you care what I’m doing
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23:15
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Laik: you couldn’t punish me for this because you’re not my mom or dad
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23:16
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| snosh |
|
w: ijust need to put a tracker on everybody
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23:16
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w: and everyone in the underworld so when i become king i can watch them :$
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23:17
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| Agares |
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Laik: but if you’re never coming back how will you become king
|
23:17
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| snosh |
|
w: ........:|
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23:18
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w: you know nothing laik
|
23:18
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| Agares |
|
Laik: ? Sorry :(
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23:19
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Laik: there’s another prince though right? Your brother??? Cousin????? Isn’t he that pink haired kid? Anyway he’s also able to take throne and if you don’t want to be around the underworld anymore.. isn’t that where he fits in?
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23:21
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| snosh |
|
w: he’s too stupid to run things.he’s just a stupid little baby brother like all brothers
|
23:23
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| Agares |
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Laik: I’m an only child but I wouldn’t say all brothers are stupid.. brothers nurture each other to grow into good strong prosperous men
|
23:24
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| snosh |
|
HELP MWJDOFCLLFH
|
23:26
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w: that is why you will never understand.... the hardship i face ...
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23:27
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w: there’s a shadow behind you :)hi sonder
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23:27
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: huh?!
|
23:28
|
| snosh |
|
w: hiiiii missed you so much you aren’t going to tell on me are you🥺
|
23:28
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: not unless you want me to. I was watching how many drinks you had and decided that it might be time to go if Laikin is to get home safely
|
23:29
|
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Sonder: can we get out quick. I can’t stand all the noise and lights and people here
|
23:31
|
| snosh |
|
w: WHAT
|
23:33
|
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w: you’re joking we haven’t even gotten to the casinos yet....i’m using friends money it’s okay
|
23:34
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: then shouldn’t have sat and drank so much here also from what I’ve heard Friend doesn’t like gambling because of how much you can lose fast. I might be wrong about that though
|
23:35
|
| snosh |
|
w: i also lost my family pretty fast for one lifetime he’ll live
|
23:36
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w: Sorry i need to listen to what does the fox say for a minute i’ll be back
|
23:36
|
|
|
THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE WALLY SAYING IT THATS ME
|
23:36
|
| Agares |
|
OSIDOJSISJAA
|
23:36
|
| snosh |
|
Ok i’m back. That was good
|
23:40
|
| Agares |
|
| ‟ | w: Sorry i need to listen to what does the fox say for a minute i’ll be back
— reddit stewie, 22.04.2021 23:36 |
Is it canon now or.
|
23:41
|
| snosh |
|
Yes but not in this yeam but he has said it at some point.
|
23:41
|
| Agares |
|
Okay
|
23:41
|
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Sonder: lol
|
23:41
|
|
|
Sonder: you know I’m not susceptible to that bullshit right
|
23:42
|
| snosh |
|
w: i don’t know what you’re talking about 🥺i’m just a poor lonely orphan boy with my best friend we just want to go out and i’m trying to show him around town come on🥺
|
23:43
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: awwww so sad. What if I make you a deal. You stay here and I take Laik and tell Friend you asked another underage kid if he wanted to drink even though he was clearly against it and that you’re gambling with his money
|
23:45
|
|
|
Laik: I don’t like conflict will you just leave Wally it’s been a good trip
|
23:48
|
| snosh |
|
w: but we’re not done (pensive)
|
23:48
|
|
|
w: i’ll kill everyone in here and then myself. Legally. if you tell anyone
|
23:48
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: Oh no not legally being murdered oh man I’m so busted now the 20 cents in my pocket and my Disney merchandise I haven’t burnt yet belongs to Phila
|
23:51
|
|
|
Sonder: just kidding I don’t keep money on me
|
23:52
|
| snosh |
|
HES SO MEAN
|
23:52
|
|
|
w: i’m not afraid to fight you in public
|
23:52
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: me neither but then you’ll be kicked out
|
23:53
|
| snosh |
|
w: i’m prince everyone’s scared of me obviously.
|
23:54
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|
|
w: tries to hit sonder but misses :$
|
23:55
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: oh wow you’re.. actually trying to fight me. Look friend will absolutely hear if you get kicked out.
|
23:56
|
|
|
Laik: PLEASE DONT FIGHT WALLY ;(
|
23:56
|
| snosh |
|
w: good ..ok now i’m going to hit you with a bottle now picks up an empty bottle
|
23:57
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: Prince Wally. This is proof enough that you need to go home
|
23:58
|
| snosh |
|
w: you need to go home mister.to the 1400s and catch the bubonic plague
|
23:59
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|
Friday, 23. April 2021 |
| Agares |
|
Sonder: I can’t go home they don’t like me there
|
00:00
|
| snosh |
|
w: they don’t like you here taps sonder on the head with the bottle
|
00:00
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w: sorry i’m going to hit harder i just don’t want to get in trouble........
|
00:01
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: holds back a smile .. alright well you don’t have to get in trouble we can fight somewhere else
|
00:01
|
| snosh |
|
w: laik will you be upset if i murder someone tonight
|
00:03
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: YES (sob)
|
00:03
|
| snosh |
|
w: will you tell your parents (pensive)we can wash the blood out of that suit if i need help hiding the body
|
00:05
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: I think I’d die of immorality before I got to tell them
|
00:06
|
| snosh |
|
w: breaks the bottle and holds the sharp end up to sonder’s face stop staring at me like that >:[
|
00:08
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: hey you can kill me. There’s not much consequence to killing me but don’t you want to torture me to death instead of just killing me? That’s what I’ve seen in the past it’s not really like a simple stabbing or something
|
00:10
|
| snosh |
|
w: ...yeah i didn’t think about that
|
00:10
|
|
|
w: ok one more drink and you have about 45,minutes to live
|
00:11
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: .. alright sir. My death is set, boy I need Grim’s hourglass right about now am I right Laikin lightly bumps Laik’s shoulder
|
00:12
|
|
|
Laik: please no one die........
|
00:13
|
| snosh |
|
w: *sips on another drink*GRIM?!
|
00:14
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: used to be reaper. He has an hourglass in legend and in real life apparently
|
00:15
|
| snosh |
|
w: is that their name i’ve been trying to find out who had the hourglass this entire time hrjfnvjgkrkgh.........
|
00:15
|
|
|
w: ok since you gave me a valuable piece of information i will let you choose how you die
|
00:16
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: I’m ever so grateful for the opportunity
|
00:17
|
| snosh |
|
w: friend........maybe :$
|
00:17
|
|
|
w: friend kills you
|
00:17
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: Friend’s sort of a surfie but I’m sure he’d love to beat someone to death right about now maybe that would scratch his murder itch
|
00:18
|
| snosh |
|
w: HIS WHAT
|
00:19
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: yeah that guy is jonesing for a kill just from what I hear about through Phila
|
00:20
|
|
|
Sonder: but maybe killing with the scythe is not the same as shanking someone on the street but. What do I know
|
00:20
|
| snosh |
|
w: He’s just like me i also want to kill someone so bad.... (sob)
|
00:21
|
|
|
w: like ein...no i lied
|
00:22
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: you and Friend should get along better by all means. Both alcoholics. Both murderers. Maybe it’s something about your genes that makes both of you like that
|
00:23
|
| snosh |
|
w: my dad wasn’t like that
|
00:23
|
|
|
w: LAIK you need to talk some sense into this loser he’s trying to make me think about stuff in the middle of turnpike
|
00:23
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: I wanna go home ;(
|
00:24
|
| snosh |
|
HELP MWJDOFODKDKGG
|
00:24
|
|
|
w: ok fine grabs onto laik trying to get up i’ll take you back to my room
|
00:24
|
|
|
Wait that sounds wrong. But you get it right Please you get it right
|
00:25
|
|
|
(sob)
|
00:25
|
| Agares |
|
Yeah I do
|
00:25
|
|
|
Laik: stands up we should probably go with Sonder.. it’s a long ways to walk from here to that mansion to get to the portal
|
00:26
|
| snosh |
|
w: but he wants to kill me that’s so unsafe. do you want me dead or something laik i think you do.
|
00:27
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: I never said I wanted to kill you but alright
|
00:28
|
| snosh |
|
w: i know you do all shadows want me dead.
|
00:28
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: Wally. I’m gonna be 100% honest we do not care that much. Actually.
|
00:29
|
| snosh |
|
w: cries no i know the truth you’re all plotting my downfall it’s ok.....
|
00:30
|
| Agares |
|
Sonder: we are too malnourished to care about killing political figures
|
00:31
|
| snosh |
|
w: staggers out of the bar and trying to drag laik out come on laik....he hurt my feelings
|
00:31
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: following Wally but more just being dragged he hurt your feelings just like that?
|
00:32
|
| snosh |
|
w: yes i’m actually very sensitive.... i’ve never been hugged in my life and i know nothing of the small pleasures in life
|
00:33
|
|
|
w: do you pity me (think)
|
00:33
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: I’ll hug you if you want. I’d think your uncle would hug you or at least try
|
00:34
|
|
|
Sonder: follows but from a distance in cast so they don’t know he’s following
|
00:35
|
| snosh |
|
w: you’d do that for me :$
|
00:36
|
|
|
w: you have issues
|
00:37
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: it’s just part of being a good friend to me
|
00:37
|
| snosh |
|
w: hugs laik but way too tightly yayyyy best friendssssss
|
00:38
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: ack- yeah! hugs back for a little bit
|
00:39
|
| snosh |
|
w: ok now this is awkward do you want to see where ein would live.....if he wasn’t a surfie
|
00:40
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: yeah yeah sure.. what does surfie mean though
|
00:40
|
| snosh |
|
w: :|anyway let’s go tries to speed walk and falls over
|
00:41
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: are you okay??!
|
00:41
|
| snosh |
|
he looks like a family guy character. this is an important detail
|
00:41
|
| Agares |
|
ISJDSJA
|
00:41
|
|
|
Laik: these are the horrors of intoxication I am seeing it with my own eyes
|
00:43
|
| snosh |
|
w: i feel great actually can you help me up
|
00:43
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: yeah.. tries to help Wally up you sure you feel okay though?
|
00:44
|
| snosh |
|
w: yeas
|
00:44
|
|
|
w: if you get too close i am going to rest my head on your shoulder.and then i’m going to fall asleep you have been warned
|
00:45
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: ? We’re walking? Want me to see if I can get Sonder I’m sure he could take us wherever you’re wanting to go
|
00:46
|
| snosh |
|
w: i sleepwalk
|
00:46
|
|
|
w: and i don’t want to see that disgusting shadow ever again
|
00:47
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: okay let’s go do not fall asleep please..
|
00:48
|
| snosh |
|
w: zzzzzzzz....zz
|
00:48
|
|
|
w: points up at a random apartment in the slums there it is.the clown circus
|
00:49
|
|
|
Not a lemon demon reference i already know what you’re going to say.
|
00:49
|
| Agares |
|
I was restraining
|
00:49
|
|
|
Laik: it looks like all the other apartments from here.. hey aren’t we supposed to avoid spending too much time here because we’ll get sick
|
00:50
|
| snosh |
|
w: i want to get sick so someone will take care of me (pensive)
|
00:50
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: yeah well in 7th grade I took up babysitting for a while. You know how I feel right now? Exactly how I felt in 7th grade when I babysat
|
00:52
|
| snosh |
|
w: good?
|
00:52
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: remember I haven’t drank anything so I also don’t have whatever weird drug dopamine rush thing that you’re experiencing
|
00:55
|
| snosh |
|
w: i’m actually very sober right now.
|
00:55
|
|
|
w: the other definition
|
00:56
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: serious?
|
00:56
|
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Laik: anyway are we gonna go up to see Ein’s apartment or do you also think it’s not a good idea for you to climb stairs.
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00:58
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| snosh |
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w: he’d get a restraining order on me
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00:59
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w: but i know what all shadow apartments have.a mattress :$
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00:59
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w: maybe a cooler but no power so it’s useless
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00:59
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| Agares |
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Laik: is that all they have
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01:00
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| snosh |
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w: of course..... you’re a fake fan
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01:01
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| Agares |
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Laik: this is the first time I’ve been here
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01:01
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| snosh |
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w: you just believe in the media... well society is wrong about the underworld you will soon come to learn......
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01:01
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Sorry he became the joker for a minute.
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01:01
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| Agares |
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Laik: yeah I’ve sort of learned that shadows are basically nonexistent as a concept. Except on my blog
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01:02
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Laik: on the surface
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01:02
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| snosh |
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w: and it’s all because of me:$
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01:02
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w: you are so nice i almost wish you never moved here
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01:03
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| Agares |
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Laik: I’m sorry for.. being too nice I guess?
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01:03
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| snosh |
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w: NO because then something terrible is going to happen to you like you almost die or watch someone get killed then you might end up like azeri...(pensive)
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01:04
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| Agares |
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Laik: Azeri is cursed I am not I won’t end up like him because I love it in toothpick. To him it’s just his hometown
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01:05
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Laik: and I always can’t wait to let my parents know a heavily abridged version of all of the stuff that happens
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01:07
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| snosh |
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w: but what if you don’t make it to tell them... then what
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01:12
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| Agares |
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Laik: ...I guess they’ll find out how I died, look talking about dying is really scary and uncomfortable
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01:13
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Laik: to me at least
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01:13
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| snosh |
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w: i’d make sure you went to hell... and make sure you’re ashadow
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01:16
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w:
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01:16
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:$
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01:16
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| Agares |
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Laik: is that supposed to be a good or bad thing
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01:17
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| snosh |
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w: you said you wanted to be one shrugs did you change your mind
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01:17
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| Agares |
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Laik: no I was just wondering if you meant that in a bad way
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01:17
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| snosh |
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w:i’m not always evil(pensive)
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01:18
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w: there’s a giant house..... Friends house,....,,.,,....
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01:18
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| Agares |
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Laik: okay you think you’ll be okay walking up the hill? Do you need to hold on to me or anything? Not trying to be weird sorry if it comes off like that
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01:19
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| snosh |
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w: hold,mme
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01:21
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| Agares |
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Laik: okay uhh.... wraps arm around Wally’s armpit is this good enough
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01:22
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| snosh |
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w: no i’m going to fall and crack my skull open. it’ll be your fault
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01:24
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w: tries to climb laik
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01:24
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| Agares |
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Laik: :(
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01:24
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| snosh |
|
(HES INSANE)
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01:24
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| Agares |
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Laik: OW hey I’m gonna fall if you do that
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01:25
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| snosh |
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w: knocks laik down :|
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01:25
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| Agares |
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Laik: ow.... I’m okay I think
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01:26
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Laik: ahhh why does this bastard have to live on a hill gets up
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01:27
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| snosh |
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w: did you just say a bad word
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01:28
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| Agares |
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Laik: sorry excuse my language I’m just. In pain
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01:28
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| snosh |
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w: fucking hell you can’t be saying this shit... my uncle wouldn’t condone it
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01:28
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w: puts an arm around laik onward .!
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01:29
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| Agares |
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Laik: I guess this works. we’re probably gonna have to talk to your uncle if we ever get up the hill
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01:30
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| snosh |
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w: why.... really
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01:30
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| Agares |
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Laik: it’s his house and we’re probably gonna make noise when we enter or possibly have to knock on the door.
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01:31
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| snosh |
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w: (pensive)
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01:31
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w: you knock
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01:31
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| Agares |
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Laik: yeah I’ll handle talking I guess
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01:32
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| snosh |
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w: gets to the door also i will need to be tucked into bed when i get home it’s imperative
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01:33
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| Agares |
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Laik: ... knocks on the door
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01:34
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| snosh |
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w: also leave water on my desk
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01:34
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w: and DONT touch my books
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01:34
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| Agares |
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Laik: haha okay I’ll do what I can
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01:35
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Sonder: opens door hiya.
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01:36
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| snosh |
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w: hdtjnfrjjdgjydfjktxjkfhj
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01:36
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| Agares |
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Sonder: look if you feel like talking to Friend instead I think he’s in his room. Just thought I’d let you past him without having to explain yourselves
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01:37
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| snosh |
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w: FRIEND COME HERE
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01:38
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| Agares |
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Laik: wh-
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01:38
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Friend: teleports into room no hoodie on just t-shirt pants and shoes Wally?
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01:39
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| snosh |
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w: meet my nnew best friend
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01:40
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| Agares |
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Friend: and.. Laikin? What? Wally are you okay
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01:40
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| snosh |
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w: yes.......
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01:40
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w: i....broke my leg so now laik needs to help me
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01:41
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| Agares |
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Friend: you what? Argh fuck I should probably take you to the hospital for that shouldn’t I but how can I explain my wasted 17 year old.. how did you manage to do that?
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01:43
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| snosh |
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w: i’m not wasted i just broke my leg. i can walk on it but it hurts :$
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01:43
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w: you don’t believe me do you....
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01:44
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| Agares |
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Friend: .. Laikin come here for a minute
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01:44
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| snosh |
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w: NOOOOO
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01:44
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| Agares |
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Laik: uhh where should I put him. I didn’t drink anything by the way please forgive me for breaking the law I’m so so sorry
|
01:45
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| snosh |
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w: i’m not wasted and you are coming back with me to my room
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01:46
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| Agares |
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Friend: I mean if your leg is broken we need to get that checked out. Do you agree?
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01:47
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| snosh |
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w: no.
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01:48
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| Agares |
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Friend: take him to his room if that’s what he wants I guess we’ll figure it out tomorrow.
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01:49
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(What time is it supposed to be at this point btw)
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01:49
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| snosh |
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like 12 am (evilgrin)
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01:51
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w: laik i am going to do so many terrible things to you for telling on Me
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01:51
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|
that sounds wrong too. hold on
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01:52
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| Agares |
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Laik: I’m sorry. I’ll leave cookies on your desk along with the water how does that sound
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01:53
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| snosh |
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w: good....... unless you poison them
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01:53
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w: friend don’t tell phila he’s going to make fun of me (pensive)
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01:54
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| Agares |
|
Friend: this isn’t his business
|
01:54
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| snosh |
|
w: not yours either
|
01:54
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w: i was just giving him a tour and a bar in turnpike is the most accurate underworld experience
|
01:55
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| Agares |
|
Friend: I’m your sole caregiver you are a minor it is kind of my business by law
|
01:55
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| snosh |
|
w: .......
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01:55
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w: you didn’t care before
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01:56
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| Agares |
|
Friend: Yeesh. I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but maybe I will you know what
|
01:57
|
| snosh |
|
w: drinking is bad
|
01:58
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: I know
|
01:58
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| snosh |
|
w: my good friend laik taught me today. he has shown me the horrors of intoxication
|
01:59
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: the. The “horrors” laughs a little that’s good I guess. The message is good the wording is just really funny to me
|
02:00
|
| snosh |
|
w: yes laiks drinking led to lots of silly hijinks but now i have to go to sleep
|
02:01
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w: lays on laik zzxzzzzzzz pillow
|
02:02
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: (flushed) uh I- let’s just get you home Wally
|
02:02
|
|
|
The emoji was in response the the first thing
|
02:03
|
| snosh |
|
HELP MESSHYESHJRAGJTZJKTGJ
|
02:03
|
|
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w: where is the door.
|
02:04
|
| Agares |
|
What is this referring to I’m having a smooth brain moment sorry
|
02:04
|
| snosh |
|
th portal
|
02:05
|
|
|
i don’t have to pretend anytging i am just so sleep deprived it comes out the way it is
|
02:05
|
|
|
don’t worry though i would be sleep deprived even if i got like 8 hours of sleep
|
02:06
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: did someone turn the portal off? How do you turn it on.
|
02:06
|
| snosh |
|
w: mmmmskdkfkg... i dunno
|
02:07
|
|
|
w: NEED comfy bed NOW
|
02:07
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: you both can sleep here if you’d like
|
02:08
|
|
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Laik: No but I promised to tuck him in and put water and cookies on his desk for him
|
02:09
|
| snosh |
|
w:i saw a creepy shadow what if it targets laik
|
02:09
|
|
|
NOT AGAIB
|
02:09
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: in his sleep probably not.
|
02:10
|
| snosh |
|
w: ...... just need my friend to be safe (sob)
|
02:11
|
|
|
w: friend can you take us home PLEASEEEE
|
02:11
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: kind of lights up yeah of course Wally
|
02:12
|
| snosh |
|
w: why are you so happy all of a sudden :|
|
02:13
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: you just want my help and idk.. puts out his hands just hold tight guys
|
02:13
|
|
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Laik: holds Friend’s hand
|
02:14
|
| snosh |
|
w: .......
|
02:14
|
|
|
w: do i have to
|
02:14
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| Agares |
|
Friend: for me to get you home yeah there has to be some physical contact and hand holding usually works really well for magic
|
02:15
|
| snosh |
|
w: grrr holds friends and laiks hand
|
02:16
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: teleports to Wally’s house okay here we are
|
02:16
|
| snosh |
|
w: trips and falls on something almost immediately
|
02:17
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: Wally! are you okay?
|
02:17
|
| snosh |
|
w: need bed
|
02:18
|
|
|
w: and laik you are staying here tonight in case of that shadw
|
02:18
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: I need to make those cookies for you.
|
02:18
|
|
|
Friend: you must really like walking. Went all around the underworld, carried Wally uphill, and now you’re gonna walk all the way from here to your house, bake cookies, and walk back here with the cookies.
|
02:20
|
| snosh |
|
w: i don’t care about the cookies throws a pillow down with a pile of clothes there is your bed.
|
02:21
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: I’ll be okay I don’t need to sleep in your house.
|
02:21
|
|
|
Laik: where’s a cup and a sink
|
02:22
|
| snosh |
|
w: you do ..... or i’ll lose another person to shadows (sob)
|
02:22
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: :| hm.. I gotta get to bed or something like that I love you Wally have a good night
|
02:23
|
|
|
Laik: thank you mr Friend
|
02:24
|
| snosh |
|
w:i wuv you too
|
02:24
|
|
|
KILL YOURSELF SKYPE
|
02:24
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: smiles and then teleports away
|
02:25
|
|
|
Laik: okay so you’re demanding I sleep on your floor now right. That’s what’s happening. I still want to know where a sink is
|
02:26
|
| snosh |
|
w: kitchen.
|
02:26
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: where is the kitchen. Or should I just look around
|
02:27
|
| snosh |
|
w: i’ll help you(unamused)
|
02:27
|
|
|
w: drags him to the kitchen which is basically empty besides one of eins shirts and a granola bar on the table
|
02:28
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: okay.. opens a few cupboards where are your cups. Sorry you’re having to walk me through this
|
02:29
|
| snosh |
|
w: ummmm.washing machine
|
02:30
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: hh why.
|
02:30
|
| snosh |
|
w: opens dishwasher and literally all of his dishes are crammed into it
|
02:30
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: alrighty I guess gets cup from dishwasher and puts water in it okay. Water check.
|
02:31
|
| snosh |
|
w: finally someone cares about me (sob)
|
02:32
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: Aw I’m sorry you feel that way I’m sure a lot of people care about you. Now do you still want me to tuck you in?
|
02:33
|
| snosh |
|
w: ,yeas
|
02:33
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: okay puts cup of water on the desk lay down and I will tuck you in
|
02:34
|
| snosh |
|
w:make me(evilgrin)
|
02:35
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: sigh
|
02:35
|
|
|
Laik: I’m tired Wally either lay down or I’m gonna leave without tucking you in and without sleeping on your floor
|
02:36
|
| snosh |
|
w: (sob)ok ok look i can sleep on the floor and you can use my bed
|
02:37
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: no no not what I was suggesting..
|
02:37
|
| snosh |
|
w: lays on the floor :$
|
02:38
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: hope you aren’t confused in the morning. sits on Wally’s bed
|
02:38
|
| snosh |
|
w: why would i ever be confused
|
02:39
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: no idea. Anything else you want me to do before we sleep
|
02:40
|
| snosh |
|
w: hmmmmm.best friend hug (disappointed)
|
02:40
|
|
|
w: and kiss on fore head
|
02:40
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: hm the kiss is maybe odd but I’ll do it it’s okay hugs Wally and does in fact kiss him on the forehead
|
02:41
|
| snosh |
|
(HE IS INSANE)
|
02:42
|
|
|
w: zzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
|
02:43
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: lays on bed and uncomfortably stares at the ceiling for a while but eventually falls asleep zzz
|
02:44
|
| snosh |
|
Hmmm should we stop here for now since they slep
|
02:44
|
| Agares |
|
Yeah i guess so this was a really long session and I myself am sleepy.
|
02:44
|
| snosh |
|
Sorry i’m crazy.Also i’ve been watching videos in the middle of it
|
02:45
|
|
|
|
Thursday, 06. May 2021 |
| snosh |
|
OK THIS IS LIKE A WEEK LATER BTW
|
00:36
|
|
|
WHEN WALLY THINKS ITS SAFE TO LEAVE.
|
00:36
|
| Agares |
|
He didn’t have his phone for a week :( Laik’s poor parents
|
00:37
|
|
|
They’re used to him messaging like every day or every other day
|
00:37
|
| snosh |
|
oh no (pensive)
|
00:37
|
|
|
ok also wally kind of planned the party already and texyed friend about it beforehand.
|
00:38
|
| Agares |
|
Oki
|
00:38
|
| snosh |
|
so he is getting ready forthat
|
00:38
|
|
|
OK LE START.
|
00:38
|
| Agares |
|
Wait are they at friends already or.
|
00:38
|
| snosh |
|
no
|
00:38
|
|
|
about to leave
|
00:38
|
| Agares |
|
Okay
|
00:38
|
| snosh |
|
w: looking through his closet for some thing to wear sorry laik i didn’t even realize i dropped your phone....
|
00:40
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: it’s fine I just have to call my parents they’re probably really worried
|
00:41
|
| snosh |
|
w: that explains a lot gets out one of montys old jackets and puts it on
|
00:42
|
|
|
(BEFORE you ask it’s just like an aviator jacket and maybe i will draw him in it one day.)
|
00:43
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: what do you mean it explains a lot ? They just care about me. Friend comes to your door sometimes right? That’s the same thing
|
00:43
|
| snosh |
|
w: but youre overdependent on your parents i don’t care if friend is worried about me or not
|
00:44
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: you should care :( he cares, I live by myself i clean and cook for myself. I take care of my own health and work a part time job. I am only dependent on my parents as in I have to attend school and I’m 16 so I can’t get a job enough to completely pay my bills.
|
00:46
|
| snosh |
|
w: ... are you ready to go
|
00:46
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: yeah.. eeeee I’m so excited to be in the underworld again just something about there.. it’s the aesthetic irl
|
00:47
|
| snosh |
|
w: ?
|
00:47
|
|
|
w: i thought you would have picked up on how miserable it was once we hit the slums
|
00:48
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: It doesn’t seem to miserable.. might’ve also just been a bad looking day for that tourist town we went to
|
00:49
|
| snosh |
|
w: (unamused)
|
00:49
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: the “slums” as you put it was off putting but you know you don’t have to go there. We passed through a little town before that that looked much better
|
00:50
|
| snosh |
|
w: setting up a portal to friends house ..............
|
00:50
|
| Agares |
|
(He is talking about Pluto btw)
|
00:50
|
| snosh |
|
FUCK
|
00:50
|
| Agares |
|
(Sorry :( )
|
00:50
|
| snosh |
|
im so crazy
|
00:51
|
|
|
he has been silenced
|
00:51
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: adjusts shirt and steps back I’m ready
|
00:52
|
| snosh |
|
w: ok... after today i won’t be able to protect you from shadows so if any try to talk to you do not trust them and tell me
|
00:53
|
|
|
w: steps into portal
|
00:53
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: I’ll try my best but jeez that’s a little extreme.. runs and jumps dramatically through portal again
|
00:54
|
| snosh |
|
w: well shadows prey on the tiniest amount of trust you put in them and that’s how they possess you
|
00:54
|
|
|
w: that’s why you have to be careful
|
00:54
|
| Agares |
|
Phila: Hey guyz. Friend’s in the dining hall he’s waiting for you eats potato chip
|
00:55
|
| snosh |
|
w: thanks.....
|
00:55
|
|
|
aesma: HEY YALL
|
00:56
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: you’re allowed to eat right now? You’re gonna ruin your dinner
|
00:56
|
|
|
Phila: ehh I don’t care about traditional meal structures usually.
|
00:56
|
| snosh |
|
aesma: i heard we were having a party.to socialize more efficiently i decided to come early :$
|
00:56
|
|
|
w: :|i see
|
00:57
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: Wally, Laik hi! half hugs Wally lightly for a second I was able to get all of my work today before I had to get ready aren’t you proud of me?? I mean I had Phila do like three quarters of the paperwork but I’ve been pretty light in schoolwork lately
|
00:59
|
| snosh |
|
aesma: hi:]
|
01:00
|
|
|
NO
|
01:00
|
|
|
well it fits.
|
01:00
|
|
|
w: .......hi can i have laiks phone back
|
01:01
|
| Agares |
|
Phila: sure thing holds up Laik’s phone don’t worry I didn’t do anything to it. I should’ve your blog is technically illegal and the crime is punishable by death
|
01:01
|
| snosh |
|
w: takes it and turns it on and immediately deletes every single picture from his gallery
|
01:02
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: NO WALLY PLEASE
|
01:02
|
| snosh |
|
w: you heard him
|
01:03
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: fights phone out of Wally’s hands NO. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to call my parents
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01:03
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| snosh |
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w: fights back i will bite your hand off
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01:03
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w: i need to delete anything incriminating you’ve said on your blog too
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01:04
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| Agares |
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Friend: blocks Wally and holds his wrists hey look. If I wanted his blog gone it would be gone.
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01:05
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| snosh |
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w: ..
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01:05
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w: just trying to make sure he doesn’t get in trouble
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01:05
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| Agares |
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Laik: speed walks into and down hallway with phone to his ear
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01:05
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| snosh |
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aesma: friend what do you usually eat in the underworld? like anything fleshy maybe skin or organs or anything
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01:07
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| Agares |
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Friend: he’s a liability but memory erasing magic is pretty damn cool. So I’ll just do that if he becomes an issue lets Wally’s hands go
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01:07
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Friend: uhh.. not that.
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01:07
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| snosh |
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aesma: oh i see... just muscle tissue then
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01:07
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| Agares |
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Friend: I mean yeah we eat meat. A long time ago bats were a delicacy but they’re highly endangered due to that and also according to Sonder it used to be a popular thing for shadows just to just kill bats for sport
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01:09
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| snosh |
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aesma: hmmmmm bats.do you think azeri would like that
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01:09
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w: trying to stalk laik and eavesdrop on him
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01:09
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| Agares |
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Friend: you can’t eat the bats. They’re endangered. I’ve never had it so I would assume not Azeri’s gross all he eats is like.. granola bars and occasionally fast food
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01:11
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| snosh |
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aesma: hmmm.... maybe i could make a bat granola
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01:11
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HES INSANE. this is just a showcase of how fucking insane all of my ocs are
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01:12
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| Agares |
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Friend: you can’t eat the bats. Please for the love of god. Do. Not. Eat. The bats.
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01:12
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| snosh |
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aesma: well alright mr friend i don’t think they should be bothered anyway. their wings are too valuable to rot away
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01:13
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| Agares |
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Friend: They are natural inhabitants of the underworld. Not many animals are like that down here.
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01:15
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| snosh |
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w: sssssshut up i can’t hear him
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01:15
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| Agares |
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Laik: literally just having a conversation with his parents.
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01:16
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| snosh |
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w: hes so weird.
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01:16
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w: the first thing he wanted to do when we left was call his parents
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01:17
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| Agares |
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Phila: that is sort of weird. I probably wouldn’t remember to tell Friend anything until he called me.
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01:18
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| snosh |
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aesma: should i go get everyone else...
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01:18
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| Agares |
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Friend: yeah Azeri’s probably mad because you left without him
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01:19
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| snosh |
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aesma: :(*walks away and teleports to the surface wherever azeri is at right now*
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01:20
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| Agares |
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Azeri: walking to somewhere away from his house oh hey! You did come. I was looking for some demon or something to take me
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01:21
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Azeri: why’d you leave without me..
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01:22
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| snosh |
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aesma: yes i’m sorry i got too over zealous....
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01:22
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| Agares |
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Azeri: it’s okay Aesma. I wonder how Laik’s doing he hasn’t been at his house in days
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01:22
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| snosh |
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aesma: ? he was with the prince
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01:23
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| Agares |
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Azeri: the prince?? You mean Wally or is he with the kid for whatever reason I don’t know. Why would they hang out specifically?
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01:24
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Azeri: sorry. Too many questions too fast.. so that means he’s at Friend’s place now I guess.
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01:24
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| snosh |
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aesma: yes.....
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01:26
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aesma: well it is their business i guess you would have to ask mr price or laikin personally if you want to know
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01:26
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| Agares |
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Azeri: I will. I will guess that means we need to go. holds out hand for Aesma to hold
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01:27
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| snosh |
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aesma: but what about everyone else :(
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01:27
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| Agares |
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Azeri: yeah yeah we’ll get some of them too
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01:28
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Azeri: I’m sure they have underworlders in charge of doing that
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01:28
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| snosh |
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aesma: holds azeris hand and teleports to the taco place
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01:28
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devon: hello you have to get in line to order something.would you like our 2 for 1 plate of lettuce and taco sauce deal we have going on today.
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01:29
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| Agares |
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Azeri: we are going to the underworld Devon.
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01:30
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| snosh |
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devon: oh.i guess that means im invited
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01:30
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devon: well let me tell my boss i’m clocking out early
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01:31
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| Agares |
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Azeri: wait no that wasn’t a “we’re going to hell” statement I mean literally.. you got it it’s fine
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01:31
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| snosh |
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aesma: so exciting im not exactly accustomed to this kind of environment... very streamlined and corporate
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01:31
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kody: ahhhhh hi azeri o_O meet my new friend quinn
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01:32
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quinn: visible pain on his fsce this is my ...friend.. kody
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01:33
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| Agares |
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Azeri: hey Kody. And hey Quinn waves it’s nice to meet you I’m Azeri.. We’re here to take you to the underworld Kody ..and I guess since he’s here your friend Quinn can also come
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01:34
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| snosh |
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quinn: ..?? wait so you weren’t joki
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01:34
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kody: WHEEEE
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01:34
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| Agares |
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Azeri: No have you not heard or. Do you live here? Oh my god are you new?? I should’ve never talked to you now you know too much
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01:35
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| snosh |
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quinn: your friend is creepy kody
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01:35
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kody: well.... you get used to it
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01:36
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kody: ein quit being shy it’s just azeri and aesma .... ;-;
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01:36
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ein: comes out of cast form with his mask on his face fine
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01:37
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| Agares |
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Azeri: oh hey Ein!! We’re going to the underworld ...I guess you heard that part already
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01:37
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| snosh |
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quinn: WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ANYONE WAS THERE
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01:37
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ein: i don’t think i should go
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01:38
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kody: i think you should :P
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01:38
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| Agares |
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Azeri: why not it’s just at Friend’s
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01:38
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| snosh |
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ein: exactly
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01:38
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ein: at friends house with the guy who never wants to talk to another shadow again ironic right.....
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01:39
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ein: well that’s just society for you.....
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01:39
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*insert one picture here i don’t have it anymore but pretend i do
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01:39
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| Agares |
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Azeri: get a load of this society. What the fuck, why is the joker here and not Ein? hello Ein??
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01:40
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| snosh |
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HELP MWSFJHDGJGFH
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01:40
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ein: fine i’ll go if you shut up takes off his mask
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01:41
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| Agares |
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Azeri: good!
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01:41
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| snosh |
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ein: if i kill wally it was an accident kapeesh
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01:42
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ein: :oD kapeesh ok thank you azeri.
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01:42
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| Agares |
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Azeri: was jusr staring off into the wall until he snaps out of it huh okay you’re welcome
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01:43
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| snosh |
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ein: i guess i’ll get shroomish and her friends they were probably invited and i need a crowd i can blend into.... :’o(
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01:44
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MY PHONE IS AT 10% when it dies i am just going to go to sleep bc i don’t wanna sit in the car
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01:44
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| Agares |
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Okay :(
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01:45
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Azeri: alright.. guess we’ve got everyone here wanna head back now Aesma?
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01:45
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| snosh |
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aesma: yes... teleports them back to friends house
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01:45
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| Agares |
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Laik, from hallway: well I’m actually at my friend’s uncle’s house right now I KNOW when did I become so popular well anyway I gotta go but sorry for making you worry I love you!! Bye!! Mwah hangs up and starts walking back
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01:47
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| snosh |
|
back in the car.
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01:48
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| Agares |
|
You can go to sleep if you want
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01:48
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| snosh |
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im gonna charge it to like 40 and then go back to my room but it’s cold outside so i might not hold out
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01:48
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|
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nah i’m not that tired that’s why i’m doing it
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01:48
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| Agares |
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Okay
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01:49
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| snosh |
|
this is also just generally creepy and not a fun place to be LMFAOOO
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01:49
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Ok continuing
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01:49
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w: looks away and literally Everyone is here uh.
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01:50
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kody: hi :3
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01:50
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| Agares |
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Phila: hey Laikin time out, just so you know that creep gestures towards Wally was listening the entire time
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01:50
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| snosh |
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w: i was making sure he didn’t say anything about the underworld
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01:51
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| Agares |
|
Laik: alright.. Hello everyone so glad to see you!
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01:51
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| snosh |
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quinn: hi new person hides his face with his hat
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01:51
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| Agares |
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Laik: my name is Laik.. I’m a cis man but my pronouns are he/him if you’re wondering :3
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01:53
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| snosh |
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quinn: what is cis.
|
01:53
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w: laik you didn’t tell them about our trip did you .....
|
01:54
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| Agares |
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Laik: I identify with the gender the doctor assigned me at my birth
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01:55
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| snosh |
|
internet went out so if pacing is weird that’s why
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01:55
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|
internet is kind of shitty in the car and keeps going to 1x so if i take a min to respond that’s why
|
01:55
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| Agares |
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Sonder: comes out of cast hey should I kick all of the shadows in cast in here out of it. I don’t know why everyone is just hiding at the moment
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01:57
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| snosh |
|
HRO I THINK MY SERVICE WENT OUT?
|
01:58
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| Agares |
|
Friend: huh.. Hey shadows go into form please for your ruler. Just so we can all see you I’m asking politely thank you
|
01:58
|
| snosh |
|
LMFAOOOOO IF THESE SEND ALL AT ONCE IM SO SORY
|
01:58
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| Agares |
|
Altz and Lachry come out of cast
|
01:59
|
| snosh |
|
ok i think i’m just gonna go back to my room if my phone dies it fr this time
|
02:00
|
|
|
OMFG I WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE AND IT WORKED AGAIN IM INSANE.
|
02:01
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| Agares |
|
They sent now
|
02:01
|
| snosh |
|
but yeah my phones at 19% now so
|
02:01
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| Agares |
|
Rip
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02:02
|
| snosh |
|
ein: goes out of cast :o(
|
02:02
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| Agares |
|
Laik: no. I told them I lost my phone at your house and we couldn’t find it forever
|
02:02
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| snosh |
|
w: YOU TOLD THEM YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE
|
02:02
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| Agares |
|
Laik: ..I said my friend’s house..
|
02:03
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| snosh |
|
w: hides face they’re going to think somethings going on between us are you stupid it doesn’t matter
|
02:03
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ein: umm here is shroomish and finn and siimy and cake they wanted to come.
|
02:03
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| Agares |
|
Phila: talks with mouth full is there not something going on between you%.
|
02:03
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| snosh |
|
w: NO?
|
02:04
|
|
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w: the closet thing was just some sick joke i wouldn’t touch him if i had gloves on
|
02:04
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| Agares |
|
Laik: :( b but you hugged me like really tight.. that’s just a friends thing
|
02:05
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| snosh |
|
siimy: gets out a toolbox i am prepared to disarm bombs
|
02:05
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w: ohmysfhwsgjrdcjuddfjurdhkkrdgjjdgj........
|
02:05
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| Agares |
|
Azeri: takes toolbox and looks through it before handing it back good job son. You got it all but also you could make a bomb out of some of those same materials did you know.. well you couldn’t I could
|
02:07
|
| snosh |
|
siimy: :|
|
02:07
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| Agares |
|
Friend: how the hell would you build a bomb from a toolbox???
|
02:07
|
|
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Azeri: what makes you think I’m telling you
|
02:07
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| snosh |
|
w: OKAY for one i was drunk and two why are you saying this in front of everyone....
|
02:08
|
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ein: lol
|
02:08
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| Agares |
|
Laik: why are you saying you were drunk in front of everyone :|
|
02:09
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Phila: he was drunk?? FRIEND you have to tell me about this later
|
02:09
|
| snosh |
|
w: it’s not exactly a surprise to most people
|
02:09
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| Agares |
|
Friend: no Phila it’s not that deep he just went home
|
02:10
|
| snosh |
|
quinn: your friends are insane
|
02:10
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kody: :3
|
02:10
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| Agares |
|
Azeri: they all called me insane.............. I’m just a guy who likes building things isn’t that supposed to be like.. a manly thing
|
02:10
|
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Friend: not when it’s electrical work that makes you look like a pussy.
|
02:11
|
| snosh |
|
w: ugh anyway.... welcome to our party everyone
|
02:12
|
|
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aesma: azeri would you like me to catch a bat here. maybe make some bat granola
|
02:12
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| Agares |
|
Azeri: A bat????? Why??!?!???
|
02:12
|
| snosh |
|
aesma: they are a delicacy here c
|
02:13
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|
|
no c.
|
02:13
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| Agares |
|
Friend: they WERE. They WERE a delicacy here. Do NOT eat the bats
|
02:13
|
| snosh |
|
aesma: sigh okay....
|
02:13
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| Agares |
|
Azeri: What’s up with the- friend cuts him off
|
02:14
|
|
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Friend: DONT ASK ABOUT THE FUCKING BATS RIGHT NOW
|
02:14
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| snosh |
|
w: i’m so stressed out i’ll be back
|
02:15
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: me too honestly I hate stopping magical no explanation chaos guys from eating endangered species
|
02:16
|
| snosh |
|
siimy: i think aesma has a point.
|
02:16
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| Agares |
|
Lachry: are you guys trying to run him off? He’s the host he can’t really leave you’re just gonna have to watch him cry
|
02:17
|
| snosh |
|
devon: well even if we can’t have bats you can all try our soft shell tacos only 2.37 at hank taco but these are free holds out a bag of tacos
|
02:18
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| Agares |
|
Friend: fuck yeah comfort food grabs a taco and takes a bite I’m dying inside
|
02:19
|
|
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Friend: the tacos are good though
|
02:19
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| snosh |
|
aesma: tacos... the soul of the cow so commodified it has been turned into a small packet of meat and cheese
|
02:20
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devon: yes
|
02:20
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| Agares |
|
Azeri: you phrase the simplest things in the most charming of ways Aesma
|
02:21
|
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Laik: wonder when Wally will be back.. I hope he’s okay. Should I go check on him?
|
02:21
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| snosh |
|
devon: shrugs and eats a taco
|
02:22
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| Agares |
|
Laik: he’ll come back when he wants to.. grabs a taco
|
02:23
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Laik: hey thanks hands Devon 5 dollars and some change
|
02:23
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| snosh |
|
aesma: maybe he jumped out of a window... he just couldn’t handle the pressure of having a party without someone dying thi
|
02:24
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|
s time
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02:24
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my phone hates me
|
02:24
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| Agares |
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Laik: :( I can’t eat a taco like this man.. I’m going to see if he’s okay goes in the direction Wally left in
|
02:25
|
| snosh |
|
w: literally just hiding in a storage room drinking
|
02:26
|
|
|
PLZ HE HAS A FUCKING PROBLEM.
|
02:26
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: Wally? is checking every room but finds him in the storage room Wally! What are you doing I was worried :(
|
02:27
|
| snosh |
|
w: hi :$
|
02:27
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: what is this.. are you drinking alcohol!!?????!?
|
02:28
|
| snosh |
|
w: sh
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02:28
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w: only because i don’t know if friend would let me now
|
02:28
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| Agares |
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Laik: Wally we’re at an event you can’t just do this
|
02:29
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| snosh |
|
w: at a party.... ill be fine
|
02:29
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w: pours one last shot and gets up look i will come back to the dining room and everything will be fine
|
02:30
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: alright.. they might smell it on you at least but it might be fine
|
02:30
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| snosh |
|
w: trust me....... HI FRIEND
|
02:31
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: hey.. we have tacos want one
|
02:32
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| snosh |
|
w: no.
|
02:32
|
|
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gabe: walks in from a corner hi.
|
02:32
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| Agares |
|
Friend: GABE HI OMG
|
02:32
|
| snosh |
|
ein: sorry he was curious about the state of the underworld so i let him come with me
|
02:33
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| Agares |
|
Friend: ahem it’s alright he can stay for the party
|
02:33
|
| snosh |
|
w: so weird you know he’s probably here to make fun of you in his little god head
|
02:34
|
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aesma: untrue! gabe has no strong opinions on the royal family
|
02:35
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: ? Hahah.. what’s your point in saying that?
|
02:35
|
| snosh |
|
phones at 4%.
|
02:35
|
| Agares |
|
Noo goodnight I guess
|
02:35
|
| snosh |
|
not yet
|
02:35
|
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w: just saying Anyway friend this is my best friend laik he moved to toothpick recently. very interested in like the underworld and that stuff and like demons and stuff
|
02:37
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w: you never got a proper introduction
|
02:37
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: I.. guess not. I’m an underworld fanatic but until recently I had never actually been here
|
02:38
|
| snosh |
|
w: yep ive even brought up the idea of him taking my place as prince. can he do that is that like allowed
|
02:38
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: ?! No? That’s not allowed? What do you even mean by that of course it’s not allowed tone of voice shifts to more quiet but serious Wally you’re acting weird were did you go?
|
02:40
|
| snosh |
|
w: the surface.
|
02:41
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| Agares |
|
Friend: for what?
|
02:41
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| snosh |
|
w: t. tacos
|
02:41
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| Agares |
|
Friend: ... if you say so Wally. If anything is wrong you can tell me.
|
02:43
|
|
|
(He knows he’s just being optimistic I guess lol)
|
02:43
|
| snosh |
|
w: tacos are actually required to make portals to hell did you know that friend. i didn’t think so
|
02:43
|
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|
2% RIPBOZO
|
02:43
|
| Agares |
|
Noo
|
02:43
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| snosh |
|
1% RIPBOZO
|
02:44
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: they aren’t.
|
02:44
|
| snosh |
|
w: well fuck you too
|
02:44
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: ?????????? What?
|
02:44
|
| snosh |
|
/$:&;@,”:” IM SORY
|
02:44
|
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w: fuck you you’re just being so rude lately
|
02:45
|
|
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aesma: hm. no your uncle is very polite
|
02:45
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: i I’m sorry Wally. Maybe I have been rude ugh I’m sorry
|
02:46
|
| snosh |
|
FRIEND IS SO
|
02:46
|
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w: sorry i mean i didn’t mean to make you upset i just wanted to be honest.... i didn’t mean it like that
|
02:46
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| Agares |
|
Friend: reared up a lil it’s okay now I know what I need to work on
|
02:47
|
|
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Teared
|
02:47
|
|
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Phila: What are you doing he’s clearly drunk why are you playing with him
|
02:49
|
| snosh |
|
Hi.
|
09:57
|
|
|
I died but now the power is back
|
09:57
|
|
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Friday, 07. May 2021 |
| Agares |
|
Hey
|
00:03
|
| snosh |
|
Piss yourself
|
00:03
|
| Agares |
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It was a long piss
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00:03
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I mean a big piss
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00:04
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| snosh |
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Our brains are connected
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00:04
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| Agares |
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Fuck I fucked it up
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00:04
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Okay you start
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00:04
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| snosh |
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Ok. I shall continue
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00:04
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aesma: calm down everybody
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00:04
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| Agares |
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Friend: I’m pretty calm I think. Am I not? Am I not calm.
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00:05
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| snosh |
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w: not at all
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00:05
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| Agares |
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Phila: he shouldn’t be calm I’m not calm I want to beat you to death-
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00:06
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| snosh |
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quinn: :)
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00:06
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| Agares |
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Azeri: listen to Aesma
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00:06
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| snosh |
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aesma: well.i will say what mr price said earlier is true. he thinks very lowly of the royal family at times like this
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00:07
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gabe: (think)
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00:07
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| Agares |
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Friend: :( I’m sorry Gabe
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00:07
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| snosh |
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aesma: friend you cannot be mad at him. humans are made to gather and hunt as a family. you must collect berries together with your kin not hunt them for sport
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00:08
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SCRAPPY DOO IS IN MY AUTO OREDICTION AFTER KIN?
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00:08
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| Agares |
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IAJAIAJAUA
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00:08
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Friend: he’s right I want to collect berries with you kids :(
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00:09
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| snosh |
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w: fuck your berries!
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00:09
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| Agares |
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Phila: aw that’s boring can we go hunting instead
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00:09
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Friend: no for the last time
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00:09
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| snosh |
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w: i prefer Birdwatching ..?
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00:10
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| Agares |
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Friend: we can do that!
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00:10
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| snosh |
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aesma: no.
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00:10
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aesma: i greatly underestimated the bird population this season. you will have to wait until fall when other birds migrate back here.
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00:11
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kody: whispers he ate them all. i watched him
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00:11
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| Agares |
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Azeri: you’re so smart Aesma
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00:11
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| snosh |
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w: goddamn it aesma always with the fuckign animals..... (pensive)
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00:12
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| Agares |
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Azeri: Hey don’t make fun of him he just cares. What if I said “goddamnit Wally always with the fucking demons” that’s offensive right
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00:13
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| snosh |
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w: is it.... umm laik is it offensive
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00:13
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| Agares |
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Laik: well. He’s making fun of your interests as you were making fun of Aesma’s but he’s only doing it as a joke don’t worry he’s not serious about insulting you
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00:14
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| snosh |
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w: i see.
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00:15
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| Agares |
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Friend: you talk to him like he’s a toddler. A little baby I’m sure he understood at least half of what you said already
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00:16
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| snosh |
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w: i am but only a baby.you would never understand
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00:16
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aesma: don’t worry azeri i don’t take what humans have to say very personally :D
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00:17
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| Agares |
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Azeri: well I do if they’re talking bad about you they need to know how unwarranted it is
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00:17
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Grim: comes in late uhm hey this is.. the party right. In 2021?
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00:19
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Friend: yes you’re late how does that even happen you’re like a living alarm clock
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00:20
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Grim: I was just laying on the grass man. Didn’t notice when the sand reached the bottom
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00:20
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| snosh |
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w: COME ON you’re like half human you have no right to be talking down on our race
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00:20
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| Agares |
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Azeri: no I don’t think he is half human
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00:21
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| snosh |
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w: wwwwhos that
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00:22
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w: thats.the time guy
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00:22
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| Agares |
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Grim: my name is Grim I was the original reaper guy. You may have heard about me in some story or nursery rhyme or something but guess what I’m real. But I’m not like a skeleton guy
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00:23
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| snosh |
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w: no,,,,,,,,,,.....,,,,,, i found out you existed a long time ago
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00:25
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| Agares |
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Sonder: a long time ago? As I had understood thou hast only heard about him from me about a week ago
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00:25
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| snosh |
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aesma: shape shifts into a little bunny :$
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00:26
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| Agares |
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Azeri: Aw Aesma wait why bunny?
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00:26
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| snosh |
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aesma: turns back because i feel the free spirit of the rabbit run through the inner threadings of my soul. small stitches of my past patched into me
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00:27
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| Agares |
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Laik: oh my GOD was he a bunny or did I somehow inhale something down here that I wasn’t supposed to
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00:27
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| snosh |
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siimy: so true.
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00:27
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| Agares |
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Azeri: he has such a way with words right (blush)
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00:27
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| snosh |
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I need wally to say a slur right now i’m holding back.
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00:28
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I’ll tone it down
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00:28
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w:geez cant you 2 get a room or some thing
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00:28
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| Agares |
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Azeri: we’re just talking jeez..
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00:29
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Lachry: fun fact Laikin. Asbestos isn’t illegal to use as a building material in the underworld THATS RIGHT you just got cancer sorry bud
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00:31
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Laik: ?????!!???!!!!
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00:31
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| snosh |
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w: wait what......
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00:32
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| Agares |
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Friend: (facepalm)It’s allowed in very low non harmful levels. Just like on the surface
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00:32
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| snosh |
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quinn: WHAT
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00:32
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kody: oh we all have a little asbestos in our systems. just have to bite the insulation and tough it out(wink)
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00:32
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quinn: I THOUGHT YOU STOPPED EATING INSULATION
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00:33
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| Agares |
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Sonder: well. There are other reasons to be scared of stuff in the underworld. A lot of buildings here are old (not like old to me, old to you) and they haven’t been repainted and while lead paint was banned a while ago those buildings still have that lead paint on them the more you know
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00:35
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| snosh |
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w: stop lying to him
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00:35
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w: your going to make him scared.... then i’ll have to take him home
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00:35
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| Agares |
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Sonder: I have no intention to lie. My coworker died of lead poisoning I have no reason to lie.
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00:36
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| snosh |
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w: (tired)huh
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00:36
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(drunk) i just remembered the secret emoji.s tiger emoji
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00:38
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tier
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00:38
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| Agares |
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Sonder: his gums turned like purpleish n stuff it was kind of scary but you know there are worse things to die from
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00:38
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Idis
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00:38
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Fuck
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00:38
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Holfodjjd
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00:38
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This never happened (emo)
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00:38
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| snosh |
|
WAFF DO JJFTJNFFJJVOK
|
00:38
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w: yeah lik whatever i kill you with.....
|
00:39
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w: you know i extended your time of life for another WEEK because i was so busy.
|
00:39
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| Agares |
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Sonder: Good I was waiting for more info
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00:39
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Sonder: I thought you might just do a thing where you wait and surprise me
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00:40
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| snosh |
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w: tries to hit sonder but stumbles over and falls
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00:41
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| Agares |
|
Friend: WALLY!! Are you okay????!?!
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00:41
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| snosh |
|
aesma: lots of bones broken tonight. maybe souls taken. i wonder
|
00:41
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w: ugghhhhghhh...i guess
|
00:41
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| Agares |
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Laik: :( kneals down to him does anything hurt do you want help getting up
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00:42
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| snosh |
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w: get off me im going outside
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00:42
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| Agares |
|
Friend: ? Please be safe Wally..
|
00:43
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| snosh |
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w: of course
|
00:43
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w: leans onto a wall to get to the door and goes outside
|
00:44
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aesma: never a good idea. it’s like going to the closet in a scary movie
|
00:44
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| Agares |
|
Friend: I hope he’ll be alright.....
|
00:44
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Azeri: scary movies Aesma so true......
|
00:45
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Phila: no one go get him. Worse comes to worse he is just passed out somewhere on Friend’s lawn
|
00:46
|
| snosh |
|
(CAN YOU BE FACADI FOR THIS BIT BC ITLL BE AWKWARD IF I TALK TO MYSELF)
|
00:46
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| Agares |
|
(I can try but idk how well I’ll do)
|
00:46
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| snosh |
|
(SHES JUST LIKE uhhh is this the place i heard there was a party here.....)
|
00:46
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(OK THANK U )
|
00:46
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| Agares |
|
Facadi: walks up hm.. hey I heard there was a party. That’s here right?
|
00:47
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| snosh |
|
w: ..who are you
|
00:47
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|
w: hey wait you’re that shadow we saw earlier...
|
00:48
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| Agares |
|
Facadi: yeah my name’s Facadi to jog your memory :)
|
00:48
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| snosh |
|
(also she would tell wally that she sympathizes with him not wanting to be known for only being prince and stuff like that mushahahha)
|
00:48
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w: ....maybe but why would you want to come here
|
00:49
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| Agares |
|
Facadi: Well the party but.. I did want to talk to you wally so it’s good you’re here
|
00:49
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| snosh |
|
w: .?
|
00:50
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| Agares |
|
Facadi: you know, I understand not wanting to just be perceived by your title. No one sees you past prince ..do they
|
00:51
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| snosh |
|
w: well i guess it’s to be expected but annoying when your best friends do it
|
00:52
|
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w: wait why are you bringing this up
|
00:52
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| Agares |
|
Facadi: I used to work close with Sdi so I wanted to let you know I understood the struggle
|
00:52
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| snosh |
|
w: you WHAT
|
00:53
|
| Agares |
|
Facadi: yeah I worked for Sdi until he was gone. I miss him sometimes but you know the entire underworld does I’m sure
|
00:54
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|
Facadi: I have a lot of stories about it ..if you wanna hear that is :)
|
00:54
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| snosh |
|
w: ..
|
00:55
|
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|
w: this isn’t a trick is it
|
00:55
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| Agares |
|
Facadi: why would I trick you Wally? I just wanted to talk to someone like me. Someone who was only ever seen on surface level...
|
00:56
|
| snosh |
|
w: well go ahead and tell me i guess gets a tiny notepad and pen out of his pocket
|
00:57
|
| Agares |
|
Facadi: Thank you for listening to me. No one ever does usually
|
00:58
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| snosh |
|
w: you’re a shadow so that makes sense
|
00:58
|
| Agares |
|
Facadi: well really. I’m not exactly a shadow. More of a test. I was born this way
|
00:59
|
| snosh |
|
w: ? scribbles barely legible notes
|
01:00
|
| Agares |
|
Facadi: Sdi was attempting to use his magic to make a soul, he did this later too I believe much better than he did on me. But my soul wasn’t human and as refined, so I was given to one of his colleagues for him to test out his own project on my soul
|
01:02
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|
|
Facadi: or at least that’s what I’ve been told I would never remember what happened that resulted in me :)
|
01:03
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| snosh |
|
w: that’s very.... interesting(tired)
|
01:04
|
|
|
w: umm we can talk about this later..... my house on the surface is in the woods a little run down you won’t miss it
|
01:05
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| Agares |
|
Facadi: sure thing Wally. I’m glad I got to talk to you
|
01:06
|
| snosh |
|
w: here i’ll take you inside tries to open the door
|
01:06
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|
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w: LET ME INNNNN LET ME IN LET ME IN
|
01:06
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w: ughhhgh
|
01:07
|
| Agares |
|
(Will she go inside or not)
|
01:07
|
|
|
(You can take it from here I guess)
|
01:08
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|
|
( hands Facadi to the other side of the Skype messages gently )
|
01:09
|
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|
hldittp
|
01:11
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| snosh |
|
i fell asleep rip
|
01:27
|
|
|
i think i’m gonna sleep now
|
01:27
|
|
|
baibai
|
01:27
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| Agares |
|
Night night
|
01:34
|
|
|
Hey
|
22:29
|
|
|
Wait where’s that picture of me in the Bonnie mask
|
22:29
|
| snosh |
|
What.
|
22:29
|
| Agares |
|
Can’t find it
|
22:31
|
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22:31
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| snosh |
|
It ok.
|
22:31
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|
|
Also wallys notes will be unreadable
|
22:31
|
| Agares |
|
That took forever to send
|
22:31
|
| snosh |
|
🙁🙂WHSKDKFKGKHO
|
22:31
|
|
|
I DIDNT MEAN TO AD THEXEMOJIS
|
22:31
|
| Agares |
|
Aoaijaja
|
22:32
|
| snosh |
|
ok anyway. well wally cannot open the door because he’s fucking stupid
|
22:32
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| Agares |
|
Is Facadi going inside or not
|
22:32
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|
|
(:|
|
22:34
|
| snosh |
|
No she canot invite herself in.
|
22:34
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| Agares |
|
So she’s just leaving okay
|
22:35
|
| snosh |
|
No :(
|
22:35
|
|
|
Someone needs 2 get da door
|
22:35
|
| Agares |
|
Oh you were very cryptic okay
|
22:35
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|
|
Yeam time
|
22:35
|
| snosh |
|
Gay people just love to lock themselves out of the house
|
22:36
|
| Agares |
|
Phila, right from the other side of the door: FUCK OFF WALLY! Sigh.. okay alright I’ll open the door I’m doing it right now Jesus opens door 🖕
|
22:37
|
| snosh |
|
GELP ME
|
22:37
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|
facadi: hi :3
|
22:37
|
| Agares |
|
Phila: who are you? Wally did you plan this you could’ve just brought someone else in the first place
|
22:38
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| snosh |
|
w:no she wanted to come
|
22:39
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| Agares |
|
Phila: (unamused) come in.
|
22:39
|
| snosh |
|
facadi: ^__^ walks in
|
22:40
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: Hello hi I don’t think we’ve ever met before but I guess you know who I am :3 holds out hand for handshake
|
22:40
|
| snosh |
|
facadi: No i don’t shake hands.But nice to meet you
|
22:40
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w: oh so maybe she is not an evil shadow.... (tired)
|
22:41
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| Agares |
|
Friend: handshakes do not equal evil Wally. And no one is pure evil I believe that
|
22:41
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| snosh |
|
w: then why do you shake so many hands.
|
22:42
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|
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aesma: i think that is just a human greeting :(
|
22:42
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| Agares |
|
Friend: snickers a little that’s the most trivial reason anyone has every accused me of being evil for. You might just be right
|
22:43
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| snosh |
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w: well. You are also evil for killing my dad and ruining my life for ever
|
22:43
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| Agares |
|
Friend: well. Yes and I’m sorry I’ll never get to undo it
|
22:44
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| snosh |
|
aesma: but think of it.... that was what jump started your interest in the underworld
|
22:44
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w: you wouldn’t understand if you never had a family (unamused)
|
22:44
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| Agares |
|
Phila: Monty was dead before you were born. You just had a mom who kept you in a mansion not a family Wally :)
|
22:46
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Phila: to be fair for the majority of my life I didn’t have a family either. I never knew my birth mom and dad but I’m glad I don’t because. I’m happier here anyway. I bet you would be too Wally if you just embraced it
|
22:47
|
| snosh |
|
w: >: P
|
22:47
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| Agares |
|
Phila: you should be more happy that you’re a real Price. You look just like Friend
|
22:48
|
| snosh |
|
>╎P
|
22:48
|
|
|
wait no it’s like that.
|
22:48
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w: no i don’t he’s like.... a demon and i’m a person
|
22:49
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| Agares |
|
Phila: that’s not even just rude to shadows. You should also be glad Friend just lets you be a surfie. I wouldn’t want a surfie for a nephew
|
22:50
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Friend: okay.. can we talk about something else switch up the subject uhm
|
22:51
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Friend: anyone in the mood for ice cream?
|
22:51
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| snosh |
|
aesma: ice cream.
|
22:53
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|
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aesma: ice and milk i would think. i eat ice off of the ground some times when it gets cold
|
22:54
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| Agares |
|
Azeri: yes that’s what it is and I used to eat snow when I was little until my mom told me it made me dumber.
|
22:56
|
| snosh |
|
w: i don’t eat ice cream from terrorists.
|
22:57
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| Agares |
|
Friend: how am I a terrorist again?
|
22:58
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|
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Phila: fuck yeah you’re a terrorist you should own it
|
22:59
|
| snosh |
|
I HATE CHILDREN! I HATE CHILDREN!
|
23:00
|
| Agares |
|
Friend: Wally, you’re also a terrorist and a murderer. You could’ve ruined someone else’s life by blowing up that bomb last time
|
23:01
|
|
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Sonder: ..I would like ice cream. Chocolate?
|
23:01
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Azeri: I want vanilla but with like that chocolate sauce stuff if you have it. I mean chocolate syrup.
|
23:02
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Azeri: Aesma we can share the ice cream if you want so you can taste it
|
23:03
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| snosh |
|
aesma: ok ^.^
|
23:05
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w: it was for the sake of drama you wouldn’t understand you have never had a role to fill.never been in the spotlight like me :$
|
23:06
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| Agares |
|
Phila: I’m also a terrorist technically. And I also used to be on a list of potential school shooters I will murder you and. I know Friend wants me to get the ice cream so I will do that starts walking towards the kitchen presumably
|
23:07
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|
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Friend: you know how I like it dearie ^v^
|
23:08
|
| snosh |
|
insane family
|
23:09
|
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facadi: +_+
|
23:09
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facadi: no ice cream for me please i have no need to eat.
|
23:09
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| Agares |
|
Azeri: shouldn’t you make sure he’s not getting a weapon or something.
|
23:10
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|
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Friend: no he’s getting ice cream. Probably yelling and kicking the island too but nothing harmful
|
23:11
|
| snosh |
|
aesma: it’s only the natural cycle of life to be killed at a house party sighs
|
23:11
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w: hehehehehehehehehehahahahhahahaha......
|
23:11
|
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kody: I LOVE IFE CREAM I LOVE ICE CREAM ICE CREAM.
|
23:12
|
| Agares |
|
Phila: ice cream bitches puts vanilla, neapolitan, and chocolate ice cream on table. Also an assortment of syrups and sprinkles. Also bowls. The top one has ice cream in it already
|
23:14
|
|
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Phila: hands bowl with ice cream in it to Friend also my foot hurts but don’t ask why it’s not important
|
23:15
|
| snosh |
|
w: im goinh to be sick
|
23:16
|
|
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w: where is my friend.......
|
23:16
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| Agares |
|
Laik: your friend like who
|
23:17
|
|
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Laik: F-facadi that’s her name right you mean her?
|
23:17
|
| snosh |
|
w: no you hi....
|
23:19
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: what do you need
|
23:19
|
| snosh |
|
w: a hug :(
|
23:19
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: aw I’ll hug you any day hugs Wally we can stay like this however long you want just let me know. I am here for you :)
|
23:21
|
|
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Friend: eating ice cream aw baby I would’ve hugged you if you wanted I always will please know that
|
23:23
|
| snosh |
|
w: ggghhghhhhghShhut up
|
23:23
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: just tell me when and I will let go. I’m gonna get some ice cream afterwards they have all the stuff I like here : )
|
23:25
|
| snosh |
|
w: nope am tired
|
23:27
|
| Agares |
|
Laik: ?
|
23:27
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| snosh |
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w: zzzzzzzz
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23:27
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aesma:humans are quite strange in their sleeping habits
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23:28
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| Agares |
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Laik: oh, okay we’re doing this again.
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23:28
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Azeri: he’s just drunk Aesma
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23:28
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| snosh |
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w:sorry you are just a very good pillow
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23:28
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aesma:but that should not affect your sleepness :(is he ill .?
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23:29
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| Agares |
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Friend: I guess he likes him as a pillow and also i don’t know what you’re talking about drinking makes me sleepy a lot..
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23:30
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Laik: he’s ill in the way that alcohol is poison and he ingested enough for it to have an effect. He is poisoned
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23:31
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| snosh |
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facadi: hmm well this was a very interesting party but i think it’s time for me to go home i will see you later wally
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23:31
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w: (unamused)
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23:32
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w: not poisoned
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23:32
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| Agares |
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Laik: yes poisoned that’s how alcohol works. Alcohol is a depressant that works by slowing down your brain’s ability to communicate with itself and the rest of the body. From what I know
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23:34
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| snosh |
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w: i communicate with my brain perfectly puts his hand on laiks face see.
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23:35
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| Agares |
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Laik: hey! Please don’t do that thank you takes Wally’s hand off of his face
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23:36
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| snosh |
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w: i am fine.
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23:38
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| Agares |
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Sonder: eats ice cream oh by the way Wally how are you planning on executing me
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23:39
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Sonder: I was just talking to Grim here and well I was just trying to tell him the info of my death day
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23:40
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| snosh |
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w: grim knows when you will die.
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23:41
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| Agares |
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Sonder: yes but not how I will die
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23:41
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Grim: well actually.. I’m having trouble getting readings on anything at the moment. But you know maybe it’s good to not focus on that sometimes. Be in the present moment you know 😊
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23:43
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| snosh |
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Sorry u was petting my cat.
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23:48
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| Agares |
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It’s okay
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23:49
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| snosh |
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w: i hate the underworld somuch
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23:49
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| Agares |
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Laik: I love it to be honest. A little scary at first. A little scarier at second. But then it feels better
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23:50
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| snosh |
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w:i want to go home i think
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23:51
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| Agares |
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Laik: okay but mind if I come back to the party after I get you home and in bed? I assume you want to sleep
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23:52
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| snosh |
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23:53
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w: hmmm no...i can’t leave then friend will be sad
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23:54
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aesma: azeri.i am sorry but this ice cream is too artificial i prefer the mineral taste of branch ice :(
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23:55
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| Agares |
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Friend: it’s alright if you leave dearie. Your rest is important
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23:55
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Azeri: okay! Good to know more ice cream for me
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23:55
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Azeri: maybe next winter we can go into the woods and I’ll eat ice cream and you eat branch ice
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23:56
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Azeri: or maybe I’ll try the branch ice too. I would eat the snow but I’m afraid of losing more iq points
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23:57
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| snosh |
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aesma: iq is a construct.i don’t think it’s real
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23:57
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| Agares |
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Azeri: I scored a bit higher when I was 16 :( it was an online test but back then I guess I cared about what my iq was more
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23:59
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| snosh |
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w:my iq is 72
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23:59
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Saturday, 08. May 2021 |
| Agares |
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Azeri: that’s fine.. where’d you do your test at
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00:00
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| snosh |
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w: sxhool.
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00:03
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| Agares |
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Azeri: I got like 121 when I was 16 and a 119 recently. You should’ve seen how upset I was the first time I did an iq test and didn’t get 130 or over like I was expecting
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00:04
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| snosh |
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(my actual iq is 121 wtf)
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00:05
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| Agares |
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(Saishahah well his is lower now so)
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00:05
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Azeri: little did I know. I’m not that smart I’m just a dumbass who also knows how to code
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00:05
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| snosh |
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shroomish: i think if you don’t put effort into it it doesn’t count
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00:06
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siimy:my iq is just 43 i cannot change this.
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00:06
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| Agares |
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Friend: I am afraid of knowing how much dumber I am than everyone else in a quantifiable manner.
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00:07
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Sonder: what the fuck is an eye-queue
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00:08
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| snosh |
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EYE QUEUE
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00:09
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w: friiieeeend am i allowed to give people death sentences.
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00:09
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| Agares |
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Friend: :| technically yes but. Are you really doing that right now
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00:10
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Friend: you know I build a lot off of not killing people right? That’s the only reason why some people like me politically speaking
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00:10
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Friend: there are many reasons people like me in general
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00:11
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Lachry: keep telling yourself that lol
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00:11
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| snosh |
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w: i promised sonder i would kill him (pensive)
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00:14
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| Agares |
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Phila: NO NOT SONDER WHY
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00:14
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| snosh |
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w: he tried to fight me in a bar
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00:15
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| Agares |
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Friend: ?
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00:15
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Sonder: holds up right hand I did not try to fight him. He tapped me softly with a bottle and said he was going to kill me
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00:16
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Phila: gets like 4th bowl of ice cream hmm you should’ve fought him
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00:17
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Sonder: I didn’t want Wally to be thrown out of the bar.
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00:18
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Phila: still though..
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00:18
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| snosh |
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w: he would have killed me if he had the chance
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00:19
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w: laik come on you were there...
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00:19
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| Agares |
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Sonder: technically I did have the chance. I always have the chance
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00:19
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Laik: I wanted to go home and not be with whoever started a bar fight :(
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00:20
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| snosh |
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w: you don’t want to be with me okay....i get that
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00:21
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aesma: hm. no your friend just avoids conflict :$
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00:21
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| Agares |
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Laik: no no no not what I meant I do want to be with you just not when you’re about to start a fight with someone who is kindly offering to take us home
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00:22
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| snosh |
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w:ill fight you since you kindly offered to takeme home >:(
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00:23
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WSDHHYFFHJTGH
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00:23
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| Agares |
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Friend: so Wally you admit Sonder didn’t start the fight
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00:24
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Friend: or Sonder didn’t.. almost start the fight
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00:24
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Friend: man I need a serious breather puts on mask
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00:25
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| snosh |
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w: i don’t admit anything
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00:25
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| Agares |
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Fright: but you did— urrg.. *spins around and goes into cast
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00:26
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FRIEND
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00:26
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| snosh |
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FRIGHT HELP MWEKEOOROFFLDLGKHG
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00:27
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| Agares |
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Fazbear’s fright
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00:27
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| snosh |
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w: do ylu have a couch i can nap on dad(tired)
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00:27
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| Agares |
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Friend: comes out of cast while spinning back around dad? Uh yeah of course I do why wouldn’t I follow me
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00:28
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| snosh |
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w: ok....
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00:28
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aesma: well i just think they are a neat family.
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00:29
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| Agares |
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Friend: leads Wally down the hall and to a living room area choose a chair anywhere baby and if this doesn’t do it there are other couches in this building somewhere.
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00:30
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| snosh |
|
WHY WOULD HE SAY BABY
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00:30
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Evil. i need him dead
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00:31
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| Agares |
|
He calls his kids baby.
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00:31
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| snosh |
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w: falls on a random chair ok tell laik i said good night
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00:31
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| Agares |
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Friend: okay.. hey when do you want to be woken up
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00:32
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| snosh |
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w: when i wake up :|
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00:32
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| Agares |
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Friend: alright? I’ll tell Phila not to mess with you. Have a good night dearie I love you
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00:32
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| snosh |
|
wally: ╎<
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00:33
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aesma: some time i wish i had a off spring.
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00:34
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| Agares |
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Azeri: (flushed) what do you mean..
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00:34
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| snosh |
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aesma: to show the forest to i pray for one at my statue every night
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00:37
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| Agares |
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Azeri: hm. I don’t know if you can feasibly actually produce offspring in any case unless the statue lets you have one
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00:39
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| snosh |
|
NO MPREG. (sob)(sob)NO MPREG I WAS NOT ALLUDING TO THAT I JUST WANTED HIM TO HAVE A LITTLE DAUGHTER THAT CAME FROM GJE STATUE LIKE HIM.
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00:39
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| Agares |
|
Azeri: you know there is my robot Sam. As much as he’s not actual offspring from anyone and I built him before we knew each other he is my son. He’s a robot not natural but he’s as much as a person as anyone else I know. He has a big personality
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00:39
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I WASNT EITHER???
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00:40
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| snosh |
|
finn:offspring.can you guys say child like a normal person
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00:40
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| Agares |
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Azeri: it might be hard to take care of a real kid but I will think on it. If I prayed with you do you think it would help
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00:41
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Friend: hello I’m back oh yeah Wally said to tell you goodnight Laik
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00:43
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| snosh |
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aesma: no this is a struggle only i must undertake
|
00:43
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| Agares |
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Friend: what are you guys talking about.
|
00:44
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| snosh |
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facadi: hmm. laik can i talk to you +_+
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00:44
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| Agares |
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Laik: yeah sure Facadi what’s up
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00:44
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| snosh |
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facadi: oh umm in private :(
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00:44
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| Agares |
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Laik: okay! I guess we can go into the hall or something
|
00:45
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Laik: is something wrong?
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00:45
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| snosh |
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facadi: no ummm i am just curious.are you and wally .?
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00:45
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| Agares |
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Laik: best friends? Of course we are!!
|
00:46
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| snosh |
|
facadi: ok i was just wondering...
|
00:47
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facadi: he is a very interesting character +.+
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00:48
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| Agares |
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Laik: yeah but he has good in him I see it. The best course of action in my opinion is to just give him whatever he needs at the moment
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00:49
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| snosh |
|
facadi: yeah i don’t think he likes being prince very much ..
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00:49
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| Agares |
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Laik: aw why not. I guess some people just aren’t built for spotlight like that
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00:50
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| snosh |
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facadi: do you know if he likes to write
|
00:50
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| Agares |
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Laik: hmm.... I don’t know he likes to read. Why?
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00:51
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| snosh |
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facadi: well i was thinking.maybe he could be important in other ways like being an author
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00:51
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facadi: and i could help him write his first book ^__^
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00:51
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| Agares |
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Laik: THAT’D BE AWESOME
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00:52
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| snosh |
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facadi: hehe i know
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00:52
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| Agares |
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Laik: does he trust you? I mean he’s just reeeaalllyyy nervous around shadows a lot of times
|
00:52
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| snosh |
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facadi: umm should he not trust me.?
|
00:53
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facadi: i’m just a surfie really contrary to what most people believe i’m not very accustomed to what most shadows do....
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00:53
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| Agares |
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Laik: no! I’m not saying that at all! Not all shadows are mean obviously like you’re really nice :)
|
00:54
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Laik: what does surfie mean by the way Wally never told me when I asked
|
00:55
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| snosh |
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f: a shadow. who lives on the surface
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00:55
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f: what do you and wally usually do :$
|
00:56
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so inquisitive. i need to kill facadi
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00:56
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| Agares |
|
Laik: not much really. I tried to clean some of the clothes off of his floor but he wouldn’t let me
|
00:57
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Laik: he sleeps on an unmade mattress.. I bet that makes him sad. He just doesn’t know how sad it’s making him to not take care of his house :(
|
00:57
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| snosh |
|
f: i noticed... i mean umm oh so you stay at his house a lot
|
00:58
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| Agares |
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Laik: he made me for the past week but I think I’m going home tonight. I had never been to his house before the night we met you
|
00:58
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Laik: I’m gonna have so much cleaning to do when I get home (morningafter)
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00:59
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| snosh |
|
f: why would he make you stay +.+
|
00:59
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| Agares |
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Laik: he was concerned about underworlders coming to kill me or something weird like that
|
00:59
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| snosh |
|
f: guess your going to have to help convince him to trust me then right
|
01:00
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| Agares |
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Laik: I don’t know he seemed to trust you pretty well already right
|
01:00
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| snosh |
|
f:well...hes drunk so i don’t know if he will later
|
01:01
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f: shows laik one of the unreadable notes wally wrote on her you see
|
01:02
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| Agares |
|
Laik: I think you’ve made a good impression though (smileeyes)
|
01:02
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| snosh |
|
f: he’s not going to want to talk to me if he can’t remember the documentation he wrote on me i would think +_+”
|
01:03
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| Agares |
|
Laik: I’ll convince him if he doesn’t want to don’t worry
|
01:03
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| snosh |
|
f: yayyyy ^.^
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01:03
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| Agares |
|
Laik: anything else before we head back
|
01:03
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| snosh |
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f: ummmmm. hmm
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01:04
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f:does wally say anything personal to you. in case i have to help him write an autobiography
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01:04
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f: what are his thoughts on you also.
|
01:04
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| Agares |
|
Laik: yeah sometimes but it’s personal you know.. I can’t just tell you without him letting me expressly
|
01:05
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| snosh |
|
f: +_+ oookay
|
01:05
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| Agares |
|
Laik: I don’t know what he thinks of me really
|
01:05
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Laik: I like him, I think he’s a cool guy
|
01:05
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| snosh |
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f: well i’m not asking about you am i?
|
01:06
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f: i guess i’ll have to talk to him myself later if i can...sorry laik
|
01:06
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| Agares |
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Laik: sorry.. I don’t know
|
01:06
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Laik: I feel really bad for not being able to answer your question :(
|
01:07
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Laik: is there anything I can do to make it up to you
|
01:07
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| snosh |
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f: tell wally to stop salting his house.or else you’re going to clean his room while he’s asleep :$
|
01:08
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| Agares |
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Laik: okay easy enough.
|
01:09
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Laik: ready to go now I guess
|
01:10
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| snosh |
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f: thank you very much laik i will remember your kindness ^.^
|
01:11
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f: walks back to where every one else is
|
01:11
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| Agares |
|
Laik: walks back too
|
01:12
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Phila, still eating ice cream: so how was that
|
01:12
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| snosh |
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f: we just talked about the prince.im a very big fan of the royal family honestly which is why i came of course
|
01:13
|
| Agares |
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Phila: aw well thank you
|
01:13
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| snosh |
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f: your welcome ^_^
|
01:13
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| Agares |
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Phila: friend left to go do something I think
|
01:13
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| snosh |
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f: ?to do what.
|
01:14
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| Agares |
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Phila: I wasn’t paying too much attention to what he said
|
01:14
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| snosh |
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f: hmm sorry.friend is one of the funnier political figures we’ve had down here i think he’s very interesting
|
01:15
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| Agares |
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Phila: he is very interesting. He’s my dad and I want to be just like him when I get older
|
01:15
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| snosh |
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f: oh?+_+ that’s obvious i think
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01:16
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f: you act just like him
|
01:16
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| Agares |
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Phila: (stareyes) you really think so?? Really really really? Well I try to
|
01:17
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| snosh |
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f: yes (unamused)
|
01:17
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aesma: azeri is it just me or is she too nice....i know humans are not capable of so much empathy at once
|
01:18
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| Agares |
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Phila: just for being nice to me?? I know I’m awful but jeez.......
|
01:19
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Azeri: yeah it is a little odd but not too bad I guess
|
01:19
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| snosh |
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aesma: shadows are known for possessing people right.is that your goal facadi?
|
01:20
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| Agares |
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Laik: that might be rude to ask!
|
01:20
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| snosh |
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f: no i’m not very good at any of that actually.... i lurked on the surface for a while
|
01:20
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LMAO
|
01:20
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| Agares |
|
Friend: walks in with wine and a wine glass kid’s asleep I can do what I want. If you’re wondering I also washed dishes that’s why it took so long
|
01:22
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Azeri: Phila’s also a kid he’s not asleep
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01:22
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Laik: I’m a kid I’m not asleep :(
|
01:22
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| snosh |
|
kody: I’m 17 and a half almost 18 so i’m basically an adult :3
|
01:23
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| Agares |
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Phila: he drinks in front of me anyway it doesn’t matter
|
01:23
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| snosh |
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f: +.+ hmm
|
01:23
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f: friend do you have any idea why your nephew would want to drink.
|
01:24
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| Agares |
|
Friend: uhm.. maybe his friends do it or something I wish he wouldn’t really but you know I can’t control him
|
01:25
|
| snosh |
|
Sleepy if i fall alseep sawry
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01:27
|
| Agares |
|
It’s okay
|
01:27
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| snosh |
|
f: oh it’s ok i just wonder...
|
01:27
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f: i think he is very troubled (pensive)
|
01:27
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| Agares |
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Friend: yeah I think he is too but he won’t accept any apology I try to give...
|
01:28
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Friend: it’s all my fault he’s like this I really wish my brother was alive. He could raise him so much better
|
01:29
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| snosh |
|
f: ?
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01:29
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f: and why is that.
|
01:29
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| Agares |
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Lachry: because he’s the loser sibling and was so much of a baby about it he killed his older brother :)
|
01:31
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Phila: shut up Lachrymose you have no right to say anything here
|
01:32
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Friend: no no he’s right..
|
01:32
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Hldittp
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01:41
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Goodnight
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01:41
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Thursday, 13. May 2021 |
| snosh |
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f:
|
17:13
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Sorry that’s been in my drafts for days and it was slowing skype down
|
17:13
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| Agares |
|
What
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17:13
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Oh
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17:13
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Agares
snosh
